Why are these bois so depressed after such a crazy mission?

the mission was incredibly stressful, imagine being WIRED for an entire week straight, any tiny mistake you make could be your immediate death.

you can listen to the landing here to get an idea of how many people were involved and what was going on:

firstmenonthemoon.com/

basically it was the highest point of america, hundreds of technicians and dozens of leads all working in unison to track the signal, telemetry and calculate on the fly any adjustments- in the end they landed with a tiny fraction of fuel to spare for the return trip back to the orbiting module. they just didn't get any time to enjoy it, and the energy dump after (the press conference is after their mandatory medical quarantine time period) must have felt completely surreal. imagine being 3 intelligent well educated white adult men in the 1960s. you were brought up reading latin and all of the great classic texts of antiquity and european history, and also american history. your parents fought in two world wars, your generation is in a death struggle with USSR who seems to me a mindless machine grinding countries one after another, completely engulfing the world. Your President has just been assassinated by an American defector to Russia, and the only thing preventing that into becoming a World War was the FBI cockblocking the CIA and forcing the narrative to change from Russia did it to lone gunman.

on the backdrop of this, you are the first men, in all of recorded human history, to land on the moon. they must've felt completely outside their bodies.

10/10 flag planting scene

sorry, i mean 'fetish object'

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Would you want to come home from the moon?

how much illuminati symbols were in it? did they hide the masonic stuff?

Too feckin roight brew

So, manned launches to space (100miles) initially had a success rate of 6-13%. Russian and American respectively.

Manned American launches to the moon (350,000 miles) had a success rate of 100%

And they separated into 2 parts. One orbiting and the other landing on the moon, and driving a car around and planting a flag and setting up mirrors. Then rejoining the 2 parts and returning to earth. filmed and photographed to perfection.... ZERO DEATHS

...

anyone else have a problem with the moon landing statistics?

>another observation is the ongiong cost was bankrupting Russia and the USA while the populas of both countries was sick of death. Western capitalism along with Russian communism were both at their most unpopular throughout recent history. There needed to be an end to the space race... and somehow they both won.. 1st man in space and 1st on the moon

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good post
excellent balance of the blue and red pills

>Manned American launches to the moon (350,000 miles) had a success rate of 100%
Not true.
Even in Apollo 11 they had some errors. The computer crashed temporarily and the astronauts needed to manually override things for a bit since the designated landing spot was too rocky, nearly leading to them running out of fuel.

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Except at least one of them is on record saying they saw a UFO while in space.

>launches
100% success

Don't muddy the waters just because one mission orbitted instead of landing and 2 guy died training on the ground.

100% success
>imfuckingpossible
If you don't question that statistic, do not consider yourself intelligent

He sounds like he has 10 snipers on him, wtf. Either that or he's autistic with zero public speaking skills.

>Don't muddy the water of the 100% successes claim just by pointing out one of them failed
Right.

every single LAUNCH was successful
zero deaths

refute them

>and don't forget the round trip to the moon was 700,000 miles as opposed to the previous record of 300 miles.

in febuary this year the Voyager 1 spacecraft was 21.2 billion kilometers from earth.

People in the past learned to control their emotions and be professional at all times. They are military, which makes their behavior even more strict.

Being overtly emotional and excited at all times is a modern construct.

>every single LAUNCH was successful
That's because they kept testing those since they kept exploding. They kept testing them until that problem stopped being an issue before they went any further.
They still ran into other unforseen issues out in space of course.
Remarkable.

their lives and their families were threatened with death if they told the truth right before the press conference

>being a conspiracy nutjob

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on small stem for WAMEN

lol kill yourself worthless scum

Spotted the NPC

Because after leaving earth they didn't want to come back.

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They definitely saw something on the moon, whether it was some structure of UFOs flying above them.

Its good to questions things but there gets a point where there is enough proof proving you are you have to just accept it the evidence is clear they landed on the moon.

*or

The evidence is right in front of you. The moon landing was a hoax, but your script doesn't have it written so you try to ridicule the ones that know the truth, just like the lunatic SJWs.

wrong, the evidence is bullshit flat earth garbage no one eshould ever listen to in there entire lives. Kill yourself retard

never happened
today we can't get past the van allen belt
and they did in 1968?
come the fuck on
stop being such sheep
kubrick filmed this whole shit,felt guilty and made a Movie "eyes wide shut" (which you fags all do) and got killed for that

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>t. NPC

that's npc thinking
literally SJW fee fees

No, if it was about fee fees I would be agreeing with you that the moon was a hoax because my FEEELINGS.

You guys need to change it up more. The trained eye can tell that only shills use those retarded wojak brainlet memes.

eh
you can analyze the data and use rational thinking to fucking realize that the moon landing was a staged
literally 1 + 1 together

eh
you can analyze the data and use rational thinking to fucking realize that the moon landing wasn't staged
literally 1 + 1 together

200 years from now the history books will say that the first man on the moon was actually Latisha Abidi a half black half arab obese woman with diabetes and a fake leg.

please
youtube.com/watch?v=16MMZJlp_0Y
youtube.com/watch?v=IDBBUwdyz4I
literally from NASA

they can't do it in 201X+ but did in 1968?
I know I have to spoonfeed retards like you but come on

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of course we can get past the van allen belt. it's just a matter of passing through it as quickly as possible. the more time you spend in the region, the more your exposure increases.

armstrong and his team's cancer risk for their lives did increase by about 2% though due to having to pass through it

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
actually believing this
good lord
are you all paid to write such shit or wtf is going on?

i'm an engineer

>actually believing this is real

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good for you
NASA admits they can't get past it and leave low earth orbit

where did they admit that?

theyre sighing and shit. sighing and looking like a retard with your mouth hanging open in a press conference is far from professional.

NPC tier logic

They realized that they couldn’t get passed the firmament. Probably contemplating if they’re going to hell for lying to the whole world while knowing the truth about God’s creation.

This. I assume the novelty of low gravity would get old after a few minutes. At that point you're just in a rocky landscape while restrained by a suit.

im going to bed now. can't wait any longer for your response, its 1am

2% lmao

This NPC is pulling random numbers out his empty ass.

These the same people paid to write how their close friend or relative died in Sandy Hook. Basically paid assets.

literally posted two links my fellow Engineer

right wing? wasnt there i massive stink that they didnt put the american flag planting part in the movie?

>its real because i saw it in a movie
fuck off!

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>why are these bois so depressed after such a crazy mission?
they're weak, returning to gravity after weightlessness is difficult

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looks like a pinky lands in the guy's pocket.

try harder faggot

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Sharp eye jew spotted

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they went to the MOON slang term for your butt.
how does a catholic boy look after he comes
home from a "session" with a priest.

starting to get the picture yet, morons?
moon missions were sodomy acts and
it cuts you off from God.

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Shhhh. Don't look into it too much. They did it no sweat a few times, then all of a sudden stopped and no one has ever come close again, 50 years later with all the leaps and bounds in technology. Sounds legit.

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Exactly, his finger hooks in the guy's pocket.

Picture related.

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only shills use that wojtak brain meme + mass reypling
nice try though

Because they were quarantined for 21 days you fucking retard.

Almost a month inside metal boxes until they finally did that interview.

You would be depressed too if you were for a month in metal cages.

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Got more of these?

Fucking retard there is no need for things to be aerodynamical in space , there is no drag from air.

That shit is real and from the 6th landing filmed from the third lunar rover used.

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>spaceship leaves
>cameraman stays in the moon
hmm...

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Because they filmed that shit in a basement under duress and their controllers screeched at them DONT YOU DARE TELL ANYONE GOY OR YOUR FAMILY WILL BE SHOAD

plenty

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why did they put up mirrors?

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well said user

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The official story is that a camera man back in Huston timed the zoom out/pan up remotely from his control panel perfectly to capture the moment.

someone should ask them to do a barrel roll

Because working for the board government is soul sucking no matter what position you're in

so we could point lasers at them and work out exactly how far away the moon is

Based and Redpilled
You have some nice material over there

>100% success
>what is Apollo 13?

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seriously?! lmao

why would his face go red for being upsidedown?

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