Poor Jeb. Why wont anything go right?

Dios mio, la Abominación de los Americos! La Chupacabra Malevoloso!

He's a loser.

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Dios mío...Espíritu del Señor. Espíritu de Dios, Padre, Hijo y Espíritu Santo, Santísima Trinidad, Virgen Inmaculada, ángeles, arcángeles y santos del paraíso, descended sobre mí. Fúndeme, Señor, lléname de ti. Expulsa de mi todas las fuerzas del mal, aniquílas, destrúyelas. Expulsa de mí los maleficos, la magia negra, el ogro de las tinieblas, el luz extinguido, el americano... Por favor, destruye la infestación diabólica; todo lo que es mal, pecado, envidia, celos y perfidia; la enfermedad física, psíquica, moral, espiritual y diabólica... destruye al monstruo, a la creatura... Quema a este mal en el infierno, para que nunca más me toquen a mí ni a ningun ser. Ordeno y mando con la fuerza de Dios omnipotente, en nombre de Jesucristo Salvador, por intermedio de la Virgen Inmaculada, a todos los espíritus inmundos, a inmediatamente, que me abandonen definitivamente y que se vayan al infierno eterno. El chupa-chupacabras no puede triunfar, el monstruo, el abominación... debe morir... Encadenado por San Miguel arcángel, por San Gabriel, por San Rafael, aplastado bajo el talón de la Virgen Santísima Inmaculada, aleja el aberración genetíca, al ogro de las Americas... Amén.

Checked. Also
>you must be this presidential to attend

I still love jeb though

Your ancestors came very close to executing and cannibalizing his father

literally what the fart. Jeb isn't bad looking or anything. He's even tall as hell and a public figure involved in politics. He has more power and influence than the average man because of this. Couldnt he do better? Does she have an absolutely amazing personality or something?

I'm entirely flabbergasted.

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Her mouth is at dick sucking height.

But what about HIS personality?

pls invite

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Poor jeb. When I think about him, it's really just.... too sad

>El chupa-chupacabras

it didn't have to end like this

>discord
yikes

My God ... Spirit of the Lord. Spirit of God, Father, Son and Holy Spirit, Holy Trinity, Immaculate Virgin, angels, archangels and saints of paradise, descend on me. Fulfill me, Lord, fill me with you. Expel from me all the forces of evil, destroy them, destroy them. Expel from me the malefic, the black magic, the ogre of darkness, the extinguished light, the American ... Please, destroy the diabolic infestation; all that is evil, sin, envy, jealousy and perfidy; the physical, psychic, moral, spiritual and diabolic disease ... destroy the monster, the creature ... Burn this evil in hell, so that they never touch me or any other being. I command and command with the power of Almighty God, in the name of Jesus Christ the Savior, through the Immaculate Virgin, all the unclean spirits, immediately, to abandon me definitively and to go to eternal hell. The chupacabra can not triumph, the monster, the abomination ... must die ... Chained by San Miguel Arcángel, by San Gabriel, by San Rafael, crushed under the heel of the Immaculate Virgin, it removes the genetic aberration, to the ogre of the Americas ... Amen.

>marry a literal goblin
>expect the rest of the family to like you

She's shaped like Sponge Bob!

La Bruja.

kek
is that really his wife?

ahahahaha

Kek

The hidden Jow Forums discord is NND8DfE we have over 5000 members and are growing.

It has to stay hidden or (((discord))) will shut it down. As far as discord knows its a Minecraft discord.

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Awww poor jeb thread.
Send your pity through the immaterium to jeb.
Although not too much it might create a chaos god.

kys

Image is distorted

t. El Orgo De Las Americas

>discord
SPLC buys their logs. You post this in every thread.

This image alone disqualifies ¡Jeb! from any sort of public office IMO

wait for the SURGE
also checked

remember when he was making those " jeb unfiltered " videos where he thought it would help him seem relate able if he sounded like a clueless incompetent retard?
It goes to show how these elites view us.
>durr if i sound like a stupid idiot, the stupid idiots will like me xD

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Jeb! would have been a good guy raised in a different environment

>jeb! stumbles into the chapel as the couple is at the altar, reading their vows.
>everyone stops talking to scowl at job
>jeb's mouth moves but no words are spoken
>George drops his coke spoon and hollers "what y'all are doing here jeb doncha gotta go back ta flarida?"
>everyone laughs and tells George good one bro
>jeb starts sweating and stammering
>its the election all over again
>the bride starts crying
>jeb you weren't invited
>go home jeb this is an important event
>Donald's trumps laugh echoes from a nearby TV blasting fox news
>jeb reaches into his pocket and strokes his stress turtle
>suddenly an ear piercing REEEEEEEEEEE
>a sweaty brown humpty dumpty she troll crashes through the largest stain glass window
>it falls down in the middle of the ceremony
>"aye caramba!" "Holey miley
>she dusts the glass from her pantsuit and readies the box cutter
>Jeb chokes his turtle in horror
>no Maria plan b plan b
>the bean goblin rattles some taco speak and charges the bride
>border patrol agents open fire into the shrek-pig before
>George says "well its bean a nice time knowing ya"
>everyone laughs again good one george
>the wedding continues everyone is chatting and enjoying themselves
>jeb stares down at a spilled bowl of guacamole for 5 minutes before silently walking away

>a member of one of America's most elite families married this creature
>a literal prince married an amerimutt single mother
The light is truly extinguished.

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Does Yebbito make anyone else like really, really sad. I have very limited empathy but when I fully realize the magnitude of shit decisions Yeb has made in his life when he had so much potential from his position - just almost pathetic really. Damn

he won 60% of the Hispanic vote
pol btfo

He's always got his turtles

Kind of feel bad for Jeb. Dad and Bro were Prez and then Trump stuffed his ass in a locker before he even got the chance.

At least his dad and bro had normal looking wives.

=
>don't like yourself
>expect the rest of the family to like you

delicioso