F-35 nicked named by US pilots as Flying Toilets re GROUNDED. LOL

BREAKING NEWS:
US military grounds its entire fleet of F-35 fighter jets in the wake of South Carolina crash.

The entire fleet of F-35 fighter jets has been grounded to inspect the aircraft for suspected faulty fuel tubes, the US military said.
The decision comes in the wake of a Marine Corps’ F-35B crash in South Carolina last month.
The grounding order affects all variants of the advanced fighter jets, including the Air Force’s F-35A and the Navy’s F-35C. The engines of the aircraft will be checked for suspected faulty tubes and replacements made where necessary.

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Oh its a hippie. Go smoke some pot worthless faggot.

I don't care for the F-35 but I can see the usefulness of the Russian meme mafia trying to demoralize the US public.

The reason for this mess is the goddamn military industrial complex corruption

This is how you embezzle $1.5 trillion tax dollars.

Fucking kikes. What the fuck do you spend those trillions of tax dollars on?

It doesn't matter that this 1.5 trillion dollar weapons program is shit and doesn't work.

All that matters is that congressmen and senators got to keep a few "jobs" in their district, while the kikes that own these weapon factories got trillions of tax dollars to produce a plane worse than the F-18.

nose cleanings

>F-35 still not combat capable after 20 years in development
Reminder that Grumman developed the F6F Hellcat from prototype to flying combat missions against the Japanese within a year

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chink chip

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please keep buying more F-35s. they're great jets.

>2018
>Still believing stories by RT.

This one knows.

But there is a system to pee on fighter jets?

show flag. i bet it's 3 stripes of white blue and red

diapers

HERE...LOL

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thanks russia you made me lol

If you work in engineering you know there is certain jobs/projects that you flood with hours. You can't bill hours to "making sure the engineers dont get laid off and go work for a machine shop".

Now if your a community organizer or grievance studies major you may not see the problem with laying off a ton of spaceflight/weapons/eccm engineers. If your an engineering manager you know it'll take 10 fucking years and 10 people will wash out before you find someone to hopefully replace a single 50 year old engineer.

thicc

>lockheed's lobbying isn't why we sunk trillions of dollars in a shitheap, it's for national security
>it almost killed a pilot again; let't give lockheed another $300 billion to fix therm lamo

Why do Marines need a stealth jet? US Military is a fucking overblown joke.

Get a real job, faggot

>not recognizing a meme flag using, RT posting Russian shill

this guy gets it.

This thing has been such a joke, but boy did it make a lot of people rich.

>be you
>be american pilot
>die in a training exercise in the worst jet ever made
youtube.com/watch?v=wFgAE5SgFnw

Crash some in India

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If only someone in a high level of the federal government had warned us about their growing power this never would have happened.

Lol Chinese only make trash, China is in the way down.
Meanwhile on murrica

Piece of fucking junk, nothing will ever match the F22

Why couldn't they just put out a new F22 with upgraded engines and avionics? Total tragedy

You already have designated street for that sanjay

Not cool enough. I need to shit in something cool like in the cockpit of a fighter jet. Now. that would be a story worth telling in a bar to impress the ladies.

God riddance. Fuck the military industrial complex. I hope they get zero sales on their shitplane

they were all grounded and inspected and diagnosed here too. Back on the wings today actually. None of the planes had any problems or this issue

This. We still have the Harrier, and that's the superior jet anyway.

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>If you work in engineering you know there is certain jobs/projects that you flood with hours.
lol yeah, as in anything involving customers...

>don't just write your hours user!
>nonono that didn't take 4 hours, that too two weeks!
man these fucking kikes....

and if you are out or dealing with customers directly... oh dear if you open your mouth when they ask about that shit. same shit applies to consultants too not only engineers.

Because shabbos goy, without 1.5 trillion dollars to build a plane that doesn't work, the socialists might win! Boo! Boo! Socialism!!! Augh! Look out! Commies are coming!

You can make my check out to Shlomo Finklewitz Goldbergstien Inc.

lol i feel bad for the countries that bought into this trash, im surprised we didnt we're usually stupid as fuck.

why doesnt america just make bombers, fighters, interceptors, etc in multiple planes instead of trying to pack it all into one plane like a total retard?

Discord is owned by a Jew and the program monitors all your running applications

It's just obvious sabotage by Lockheed at this point so they can keep working on these things forever, get paid, and never deliver, like the tank in The Pentagon Wars. Faulty fuel tubes, fucking really? Do they slap these jets together without inspection?