Standard drill. Real-Time Rolls.
>nation name
>starting location
>color
Jow Forums Risk Game
Carthage
Purple
Tunisia
Holy fuck yes. More don't you dare to ruin this Jow Forums tradition!!!
>Spanish empire
>Red
>Madrid(middle Spain)
Blue
Clan Tzimisce
Romania
>India
>Istanbul
>Light blue
go for brown...
not playing a map that doesn't include Mesopotamia
the whole fun is to start there and rape the wh*toids
like projected irl
make ur own and stop whining. faggot
>not starting in maghreb or egypt (wuz kangz)
fucking pleb
Egyptyan Kangdom
Egypt
Orange
we wuz the original kangz
we built them towers and wrote in nailforms
then the wh*toid g*d crashed our tower coz he racist
Pink
Switzerland
Mountain Jews
You all should feel ashamed of yourselves.
fuck off czech jew
what ebbend?
these threads were the best on old pol
>The Imperium of Man
>Berlin
>Silver, gold, and red
I probably browsed Jow Forums since 2014 and I honestly miss these risk threads so much. It was retarded to make Jow Forums in the first place. It is a deadshitpost board while Jow Forums is the most popular one on the entire site. risk has always been part of Jow Forums
Mup 1
>berlin
>burger education
lole
fill tunis
Dominate Romania.
What?? Berlin is a legitimate starting location.
fill switzerland
Burger education it's real
expand in the spanish border
it's not in the map kek
Neanderthals, Israeli.
Take Turkey please
German Reich
Irak
Green
Am I even on the map there?
Anyways fill egypt
Neanderthal tribe, Israel* i think i had a stroke while making that comment.
sorry my paint was dumbo
We're full niggers.
Mup 2.
moar tunis
Fuck I just opened Op's map. Fine the nation I made will just be raiders from the North since they won't be on the map.
Dominate Romania. Spills to Hungary.
continue to spread in portugal and after that move into morocco
Bump
Fill Italy
Spainbro want Alliance?
fill syria
spill to algeria and sicily
Finish Turkey Spill into Greece and Cyprus
european alliance it is to fight off all the sandniggers.
>7447
Is this considered 4D pali?
ja
missing niggers
heres mup 3 since i have to skip after 10-15 min
Defend against spaniards, spills go to libya
adding bonus
looks like we need to remove the carthage niggers from the map. imo you can take france so it gives you extra strength against the east
attack carthage in algeria and try to take as much land as possible spills go into tunisia
Finish Romania. Spills to Hungary.
you forgot me
spill jordan
New ally: Spanish Empire
Fill rest of italy and take over sicily. Then spill into france
ah fuck, it wasn't supposed to end like this
Take Greece and Turkey fully? Then spill in the Balkans...Bulgaria more precesly
nothing personal fellow empire
This might be a short game with how big Swiss/Spain are.
mup 4!
Attack Egypt
Defend everything jesus dude
Take over Hungary. Spills to Croatia and Bosnia. Bonus is +5.
Spills to taking over the entire Balkans.
Fill rest of france
Fortify Austria and Slovenia
Spill takes islands west of italy
Finish Bulgaria, spill in the Balkans
good
keep attacking carthage in algeria followed by tunisia
Ill take over from the burger iydm. Fill Israel, if possible fortify.
>443
thats pretty gay if i say so myself
I'm willing to split India with you. You take Turkey, I'll take his western half?
yeah quite disappointing
Hes already long dead.
I picked a quick map because the jan1s are cancer these days.
>Ill take over from the burger iydm. Fill Israel, if possible fortify.
fixed
Thanks Satan!
5!
Defend, spills go to spanish empire
Attack Turkey
>tfw losing against the carthage niggers
attack them again reclaim land and take over algeria
You dun goof'd
Finish Serbia. Attack Bulgaria and Greece.
Attacks the Romania
attacks carthage browniggers completely
Carthage finally getting gangraped.
Same thing is happening to Turkey.
am I allowed to give you the north african land?
oof, defend
Spill to retaking land
Exterminate Indians in Europe.
rape carthage some more
Keep pushing Romania, RIDE OR DIE I GUESS
finish Turkey and invade Greece
RIDE OR DIE CARTHAGE LETS GO!
why cant you just die
destroy carthage and spill libya
lets do that once you have taken over tunisia and carthage is defeated.
i got doubles as well so we might be able to finish him off next round
watch out for barbarian g*rmans
Despite rolling very well Carthage is dying slowly.
While India focuses on fighting romania he's getting fucked hard from behind!
Reclaim Romanian bonus wtf bros
Spills to taking Bulgaria and GREECE.
Fuck off from Europe and I'll help you against the Germans.
destroy carthage once and for all and spill over tunisia+ libya
check'em