BRITAIN TO BE HIT BY HURRICANE!

My bin got blown over, not happy

oy m8 wher's ur hurricane license

knife or spoon?

Very fucked, they have sandniggers there

man, you know how much trauma a butterknife is to these people

i couldnt imagine them in windy conditions

hopefully it kills EVERY monkey on the isle.

made me think of this

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Looks like no Uni for me tomorrow boys.

16pbp

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Early reports coming in that planes are falling out of the sky... if you make it you'll be trapped in bongland for at least 2 weeks, by which point London will resemble Escape from New York.

>Weekend travel will be blighted by the stormy weather, with flights likely to be disrupted and roads to be affected.
>So-called “danger to life” warnings have been issued as the Met Office keeps tabs on the rapidly-strengthening low-pressure system on its way to Britain.
>Pressure charts reveal the storm may enter a period of “explosive cyclogenesis” caused when its central pressure drops by 24 millibars or more over 24 hours.

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Good thing our houses are made of brick and not wood.

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>britain is about to be struck by a hurricane

Heres why thats a good thing:

>Weather bomb
Oy vey the wheelie bins, think of the WHEELIE BINS!

>Strafe England
>Hits Scotland
Every fucking time this is posted.

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2 people died in Ireland this year because of hurricanes, they are nothing to us here, shielded by Welsh hills.

Based Wales, stay mad you inferior cuck niggers.

>britain
>woods
wat

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A cloud just flew over my house

>90mph
Literally nothing. The neighborhood children play in anything under a category 4.

fook it all to 'ell m8. I used to be a big fan'o'the ole crown i was. now the bloody hurricane 'ad to go and turn all that ta rubbish! oi, ya listenin' to wots comin outta me lips? we betta hop in the ole buggy and skipper right ova to frenchies. wot i be tryin' ta tell ya is that oim a #frenchbaguette now.

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>Le 1912 infograph of European forests
>Le Britain didn't plant new trees face
Idiot.

Yeah cockneys don't exist anymore. Sorry.

i really hope UK anons have a hurricane thread. that would be comfy

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no hurricane deserves to go through this

Idk about all that.

Burgerstan always makes a big song and dance over a bit of wind and rain, let's be honest, Florence was barely 50mph winds by the time it hit land and the news said it was the end of the world.

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When did the UK start giving names to storms? I thought only dramatic burgers did that?

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>This time next week there will be just a vast wasteland where there once was the North.
Based

you are major fucked, nothing to do with the weather though

Could be worse, could have to travel through your shit hole, or kick up the scent of piss from the streets of Paris.

telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/13/paris-is-a-post-apocalyptic-hellhole-of-public-urination-and-lit/

Nice try ahmed I'm on to you

>only 90mph
Weak, but fitting for the Bongs

Since 1887, so does the Republic of Ireland.

Dimwit.

>Storm Callum

These names always sound so insufferably dull. Then again, this is the UK we're talking about...

>can't imagine the British
>in windy conditions

I fucking wish I could say the same

>BRITAIN TO BE HIT BY HURRICANE!
Cat 1?

t. Floridian

>Has his entire house blown down by 30mph winds
Those in plywood houses and all.

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The UK is in for a shitstorm

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>Le we make ours more dramatic because we're America and put everything in Fahrenheit to make it look so much more worse than it is.

t. Every American on Earth.

They do but they are a dying breed, 80% over 40.

>"Le"
>"Idiot"
Actual idiot.

Bongs can't handle much. Storm should be named Washington so we can laugh as the winds of freedom destroy cuck island.

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>Le Bandwagon Danish Arab Face

Bong you like a hurricane

Windspeeds of over 144km/h. :^)

can it wait till monday, im off fishing on sunday.

Oh boy I wonder if the muslims will finally overrun britbongs

>90 mph

>Hurricane Micheal 155 mph winds.

Lol.

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We should petition for this.

Anyone in this country will tell you that they actually like storms and the wind.

Americans are just faggots that have been brainwashed by Hollywood and Mel Gibson, good thing Americans are the ones actually being bred out of existence faster than any other place on Earth. Some good news at least.

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It is true though, Arabs are our smallest minority. We obviously have a lot of pakis though.

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Yes because you want white people dead, we know we know. But sadly you cucks just have to accept that whitey exists and will continue to exist.

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winter_storm_naming_in_the_United_Kingdom_and_Ireland
It started in 2015

They have "South Asians" (Pakis)

I just hate Bongs with a passion, not all whites Muhammad

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Officially, the met office has been naming them for decades on weather reports.

And you have "whites"

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But to be fair nothing would really happen if Michael hit Britain because the houses aren't made of balsa wood.
So really it's no different.

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Great idea if it floods, twat!

We've got fucking tons of wooded areas you idiot. The North is mostly wooded, in fact.

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holy SHIT

Some dumb irishman died in last years hurricane cause he tried using a chainsaw during the hurricane. Don't be stupid bros, it's not worth it.

businessinsider.com/hurricane-ophelia-county-tipperary-man-killed-by-chainsaw-2017-10

A cleansing is upon us. Wipe the slate clean storm! Remove this filthy country from the map!

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the hurricane seems to be quite young it will probably disappear in rotherham

No you're just a nigger that thinks RP accents and cuckery are isolated to England. You probably fantasise about being Irish, support marxist cucks like the IRA (that actually are destroying whites), whilst watching blacked porn and crying about Hitler.

Your kind are very common, like the shitskins that infest your god forsake dumping ground of congealed stupidity and dried out cunt fungal shavings.

Please just use your gun for once and kill yourself, thanks.

Naming the storms is very effective way of cataloguing them you fucking retard.

Mm yes....Good goy...Carry on hating your white brothers and oldest Ally ...We wouldn't want you gentiles to be working together now would we?

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>plywood is weak
another retarded bong.

Irish always die, they take the brunt of any Atlantic storm that hits America.

>B-BUT ENGLAND
>MUH ENGLANDDDDDD!

Yeah, no nothing happens here except wheelie bins get blown down.

Compared to brick, yeah it is fucking weak you retarded nigger.

Correct.

WE

WILL THE SANDPEOPLE FLEE AND AFRICANS MOVE AWAY DUE TO TERRIBLE WEATHER?

...sadly not.

Check out fucking king richard over here with his banquet

False. You clearly don't have any idea of modern construction and it's applications.

Didn't this happen last year too, Ireland though.

Can we meme it as a russian plot?

nothing should be out of the ordinary. i always see euros going on about how they live in 500 year old castles made out of stone and shit.

meanwhile I will sit here smugly with the jet stream delivering weather just bad enough to make things comfy and nice but not bad enough to actually cause any real damage, thank you based weather gods

Is there really a difference?

t. Abdul Jalal bin Bagel al Mossad the Third bin Tarique al Halal ibn Israel First.

Please die.

Definitions. In compression yes brick is stronger. In tension and torsion and bending, plywood is much stronger.

It's because Hurricanes only occur in America. Only hurricanes need to be named due to their magnitude. When was the last time you remember having regular dangerous weather systems hitting the UK that needed to be named?

people go on about muh brick houses but they dont understand that they will probably be missing their roof on saturday.

From the streams, the irish were always going outside to look at the storm. It was comfy, especially the guy who stayed inside and played with his doggo.

And everytime we have a storm this is proved correct.

Meanwhile American plywood cardboard houses literally get blown the fuck apart. Good riddance, more Americans should die.

Too bad Americans don't actually know how to build houses.

Potato potahto

rolling for 150 mph winds

It must be frustrating being so easily persuaded by little to no information and confronted with reality.

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When do you faggots ever have a storm 1/4 as powerful as southern U.S hurricanes?

y'all fucked

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I send my atheist prayers to Britaun, may science, rationality, and logical thoughts guide you. Fuck all of those who worship xtianity, a false religion fairy tale FUCK.

I'm glad you Brits are rational people, fuck xtianity, fuck stupidity, and fuck culture and tradition.

Make it double