>Whoops. Guess we'll make some slats out of it and sell them for hundreds of thousands of dollars as tabletops for rich offices in California
Whoops...
Aaron Roberts
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Liam Davis
Dumbfuck Huers
Cameron Campbell
That's a big tree
Jaxson Harris
Old Tjikko is the oldest tree in the world tho
Carter Thomas
This is what happens when you demand to have two front doors
Jacob Powell
“IN AMAZON FOREST”
Learn to read, fucktard
David Diaz
haha like who cares the neocons told me environmentalism is stupid
MAGA!!1
Leo Davis
>"World's oldest tree in Amazon forest", not "oldest tree in the Amazon forest"
Apologize right now
Jaxon Hernandez
Not sure if retarded or bait.
Daniel Wright
The headline is malformed.
Juan Morris
Jackson Foster
it's says 'WORLD'S OLDEST TREE' you dumb cunt.
Either it's a lie or its terrible clickbait, but without a link or source who the fuck is to know?
I DECLARE THIS THREAD OFFICIALLY GAY.
You may now post gay-hate.
Tyler Myers
>Doesn't realize that the people who live side by side with nature are right wing
>Doesn't realize that City people are the ones that live in a dead zone of concrete and cities encourage overpopulation which consumes everything around them
Easton Sanders
4 hue
Ayden Price
“IN AMAZON FOREST”
Learn to read, fucktard
Gavin Perry
Not that big.
Carter Sullivan
Fuckking logniggers cutting down memetrees
Anthony Davis
typical christkike
Grayson Gray
this is my favorite meme
Nicholas Harris
Caring about trees is the most bluepilled thing in existence.
Nathaniel Miller
oh no, not a tree
Nathaniel Nguyen
>mountains are giant trees that some guy with a big-ass chainsaw cut down once
Chase Barnes
>mistaking mountain ranges for tree stumps
Anthony Ross
(((LOGGERS)))
Brayden Stewart
>Hasn't watched, there are no trees on flat earth
Samuel Taylor
>doesn't realize the EPA actually has a job to do
>doesn't realize that the Paris Climate Agreement only used targets set by countries themselves and there's no penalty for missing it
>doesn't realize trump is deregulating the shit out of environmental protections.
Aiden Anderson
based and redpilled.
Ian Long
worldnewsdailyreport.com
>worldnewsdailyreport
>tfw Jow Forums is more gullible than facebook grandmas
Adrian Robinson
THE LEGENDS WERE TRUE !!!
Jacob Cook
It depends on what you define oldest tree as, oldest still living tree with the orignal trunk? I don't know, could be.
Oldest individual? Nope,there are plenty of trees older then that but they are pretty plain looking, old root system with new young trunks.
David Hall
Holy balls this thread is cancer. Source for OP's pic is worldnewsdaily. Can any of you newfags google?
Jaxon Adams
Here's a better list
en.wikipedia.org
No mention of any of the trees in the Amazon.
James Parker
Paris Climate agreement is just taxing people
It doesn't change anything, and it certainly doesn't change China
The reason we would even need protections at all is because Citytards overpopulate the world and destroy it instead of living in harmony with it
Dylan Ward
NPC detected. Just on basis of research alone that tree's worth is incalculable.
Xavier Jenkins
loggers gonna log
Caleb Long
How do they know? That looks big, though. They should cut fat slabs and make kino round tables as gifts to great nations.
Jaxon Rodriguez
Oldest tree is not in the Amazon. Never has been.
Brody Gomez
Isn't it better to cut down the oldest tree? It's like saying it's a bigger tragedy when a person 105 years old dies than if an infant does.
Jackson Thomas
>Just on basis of research alone that tree's worth is incalculable.
That's something an NPC would say to sound smart. Cringe.
Brody Lewis
:thinking:
Aiden Richardson
Sad, we should have bases from the world top countries in Amazon to help to protect it, it's too big and expensive to manage.
Thomas Martinez
This. Some of the most beautiful parts of the world have been permanently destroyed by cities and suburbs built on them.
Luis Jackson
lmao
Anthony Rivera
It's true
Joshua Hernandez
she had it coming tho, you old you die.
Camden Fisher
Kek
Owen Price
Well need some timber for the next Björk. Thanks Brazil!
Eli Cruz
But with out two how am I supposed to drive my Koenigsegg Regera in to the living room?
Ayden Cox
"Older living tree in the world" - "in the Amazon"
Joshua Cook
>must.protect.trees
Luke Evans
>Old Tjikko is a 9,560-year-old Norway Spruce, located on Fulufjället Mountain of Dalarna province in Sweden. Old Tjikko originally gained fame as the "world's oldest tree."
>Old Tjikko is, however, a clonal tree that has regenerated new trunks, branches and roots over millennia rather than an individual tree of great age. Old Tjikko is recognized as the oldest living Picea abies and the third oldest known clonal tree.
>The age of the tree was determined by carbon dating of genetically matched plant material collected from under the tree, as dendrochronology would cause damage.
>The trunk itself is estimated to be only a few hundred years old, but the plant has survived for much longer due to a process known as layering (when a branch comes in contact with the ground, it sprouts a new root), or vegetative cloning (when the trunk dies but the root system is still alive, it may sprout a new trunk).
>The root system of Old Tjikko is estimated to be 9,560 years old
Ian Johnson
>mfw
Brody Ward
>t. I got taught islam in school instead of basic biology and botany
Jeremiah Wright
>taxing people
Except it literally doesn't. All it did was the signing countries set their own emission reduction goals. They could be 30%, they could be 5%. There is no penalty for missing the mark. China is already changing because of it.
>the only reason why we need our manufacturing base to not dump toxic waste into our rivers is because of those damn libtards!
Do you actually believe this or are you just that stupid? They aren't going away aren't going away so getting rid of the protections hurts the environment. I can't believe I have to spell that out for you.
Connor Torres
This. Our sacred homeland, heritage, and respect of life on differen't levels is the next stage ofhuman propeled thought. Just wanting to take and kill and destroy is a huge sign of NPCs like
must.destroy.homeland.exe
Logan Gomez
Why put "world oldest tree" before "Amazon forest" then?
Hunter White
What could it mean?
Leo Butler
i want to fuck that tree now
Jackson Jones
Thomas Carter
better story about the ancient bristlecone pines: smithsonianmag.com
Sebastian Torres
Why should I care? Was the tree sapient or something? Was it the deku tree? Was it the seal against an ancient evil? Stop getting sentimental over dumb shit.
Kevin Harris
Jacob Sanders
Goals that would be met by taxing companies
And yes, the reason there are massive factories is to keep up with demand from cities
Tyler Cooper
Owen Adams
put it back with duct tape and wire, nothing happened..
Xavier Lopez
You are literally fucking retarded.
Christian Peterson
Does it feel in charge?
Carter Campbell
Sad! Many such cases.
Gabriel Hall
Clonal tree don't count. The Bristlecone Pines in California are the true old trees.
Matthew Howard
>When you lose an argument start name calling
Liberal tactics 101
Colton Perry
>Just wanting to take and kill and destroy is a huge sign of NPCs like
Exactly. It's why you see so many people virtue-signal about environmentalism yet they made zero changes in their life to support their alleged world view.
Parker Bailey
>he,he you are the NPC not me
Dylan Bell
it's not dumb shit, trees are natural air-conditioners and the amino acids they produce literally regulate all life forms which they contact.
Aiden Rodriguez
Oh well, it will grow back.
Landon Howard
Based
Jose King
Unless that tree has something that sets it apart from any other tree in the world, it's worth just as much as any other tree.
Brayden Carter
Doesn't know the US leads the world in reduction of carbon emissions
Noah Baker
Do they get better at it once they've aged a trillion years or something? Was that the last tree on Earth? Why are conservationists so stupid in general? Stop latching onto fads, acquire actual virtue instead of pretending.
Dylan Clark
I want a stock made of this for my winchester 94
Luis Gray
man i fucking love trees. i hate this shit.
also California still allows clear cut logging and they fuck up the forest in little checkerboard squares. FUCK california
Camden Davis
It already did, there's a new "oldest tree in amazon forest" and I suspect another one will appear should that one be cut down too.
Aaron Ward
What the fuck. Now I'm pissed. REEEEEEEEEE Impeach!!!
Christian Adams
>(((loggers)))
Logan Ramirez
>We are Pando, we are one
>We span the universe as countless as the stars
You will never be a million year old tree
Nolan Garcia
>accidentally
Brandon Bennett
Christian Taylor
Oh look it’s a memeflaggot
Charles Williams
This is what happens when you let shitskins run wild over critical ecosystems. We need to put down these worthless shitholer populations in the name of environmental preservation.
Chase Roberts
Huehues are literal orcs from Mordor/Isengard
Brody Bennett
THIS IS THE REPUBLICANS FAULT
Juan Rodriguez
>muh acids
>muh air conditioner
Shut the fuck up tree cuck, no one cares about your faggotry.
Luke Scott
God damn it.
Hunter James
I unironically want all non-native american Brazilians to be gassed
Owen Reed
For yew.
Elijah Nelson
>Learn to read, fucktard
Yes, learn to read.
It says the worlds oldest tree, which was in the amazon forest, was accidentally cut down.
Nathan Bell
>Forgetting that the oldest tree is still just a tree and isn't anymore special than the rest.
Grayson Miller
Nathan Myers
by cutting down the worlds oldest tree you create another worlds oldest tree
Brody Reed
>World's oldest tree
>in the jungle
Yeah, no.
Eli Fisher
I'm the world's oldest man in my house in my room right now