Replaying skyrim because I have the free time

>yes goy submit to the (((multicultural))) (((empire))) that banned you from worshipping your god and allows foreigners to roam your land kidnapping and torturing you for it

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Skyrim is pretty fucking redpilled, this is coming from a daggerfall sperg
dunmer refugee crisis is my favorite part

The Empire is already dead. Anyone who disagrees is a NPC

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Khajiit master race reporting in

Nothing else I've seen yet but I'm not that far in the game

Is Todd Howard /ourguy/?

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Markarth is also the city were most of the daedric worship is done

There's a quest later where the Thalmor kidnap some guy in the middle of the night for being anti-Thalmor and lock him in a basement somewhere. In one of the story quests you discover that they have a prison with a fully-equipped torture lab under their embassy. Also, their skin looks like glow-in-the-dark paint, but I'm pretty sure that part was coincidental.

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Uhh, the whole game is a play on northern european mythology. You even go to the equivalent of Valhalla to kill Alduin, the dragon bringing about the end times (Ragnarok). The civil war between nords and imperials is also meant to be played on the Nord side, as the imperials try to behead you in the beginning.. it is a pretty redpilled game.

>tfw I played as a high elf but the game wouldn't let me side with the thalmor
I just wanted to feel what it was like to be a jew.

>T. Disgusting furry abomination

Reminder that Argonians are the only competent race in Mundus.

>He doesn't play punchcat

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skyrim is a shit game and you know that

>The civil war between nords and imperials is also meant to be played on the Nord side

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Skyrim is a shit game.

Wanna buy some skooma

I mean, the whole civil war plotline is basically about white nationalism v globalism

Daily reminder that the Nords are snowniggers of Tamriel.

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You can kill the guy before he murders her.

>Implying the Empire isn't equivalent to decadent post-constantine Rome

Lol I've played those over like 4 times and have never done that mission

Black Marsh when?

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>start new game
>khajiit gets fucking 15 damage unarmed
>better damage than almost every base weapon, faster too
>go to attack first enemy
>immediately jarring hard-switch to cinematic execution by doing some fucking batista bomb BJJ bullshit
>when all you have is some fucking claws

I love that fucking game so much

>Foreswarn have no homeland
>Practice black magic and witchcraft
>Infiltrate and subvert all aspects of life
>Take advantage of unrest in the country to try and seize power
Holy shit.

neo-/v/ absolutely hate him.
But its important to remember that neo-/v/ is literally plebbit/tumblr and tranny invaders making sure gaymergate never happens again while shilling worthless degeneracy like bowsette.

He very well might be our guy.
>redgaurds have -10 intelligence and -10 willpower
kek

You fucking wish orchmed. After we clense our kingdom from the imperials and the hooknose high elfs we will move on to your kind you imbred green fuck. Go back to whatever shithole you came from.

Talos didn't become a god until after the Dragon broke in 3E 417, which freed the three aspects of him to ascend unto heaven to sit with the other gods.
The rest of the Nine were a Men-ification of the Merethic Pantheon which had been worshiped by the Mer and Beastfolk of Tamriel long before man arrived.

>tfw so autistic I can never pick the imperials
Also skyrim is a shit game, sage

If you didn’t spend a drunken hour stealing everyone’s cloths in Whiterun you’ve never lived.

I bet he posts on Jow Forums too. Maybe next TES game even has a reference to you guys.

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>its a shit game
>I only played it for 80+ hours
No need to act elitist you autists, you're not on /v/.
You bought it, know a lot about it, post in threads about it and most likely have considerable time invested in it. Awful lot of focus put onto a "shit game" there buddies.

One might think you enjoyed it or something.

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I highly doubt anyone of value posts here.
Maybe a few marketers, paid shills and Roseanne Barr but thats about it.

>Rosanne might be in this thread right now
H-hi mom, sorry I'm such a doofus

Was this in an update, because I never used the claws...

Same and ive been playing almost every day for 5 years.

I like the lack of willpower

Imperials aren't white, Skyrim belongs to the Nords

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the thought a human being a divine is disgusting to them

>worshipping muh dead Nord with a sword
Talos was just an Elf kike invention. I'm a REAL Imperial who worships Reymon Ebonarm, just like muh ancestors.

woah its almost like knowing something gives me the right to objectively decide whether its shit or not, mutt

Skyrim was gud but oblivion was amazing

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Nice assumptions you got there, buddy. Especially
>You bought it

>Morrowind had references to Somethingawful in 2002.
There probably already were references to Jow Forums in Oblivion and/or Skyrim.

Thalmor, every time.

Kek

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i remember an ice cave with zombies in it and journal pages scattered on the floor throughout, progressively telling the tale of a sperg incel kicked out of the nearby wizard school who moved into the cave. by the end of the cave you've learned he was stealing corpses from the cemetary, reanimating them with his forbidden negromancy, and fucking them. all the zombies in the cave were female. alright game, i guess.

There's also one where a Lord of the Rats lived alone beneath a meadry

All the Altmer women love Big Redguard Cock.
How does that make you feel elfboi?

Fuck off with that catnip degeneracy!

Its true, I was thinking the other day that the villain in Oblivion was basically Obama. Cultish followers who want to tear apart the Empire and use alien monsters to usher in a promised Utopia, while in reality the point is to just let the alien monsters destroy everything. Redpilled before it happened, sorta like how Ulfric/Stormcloaks anticipated Trump in ways.

Fucking kek

>"I be he posts on Jow Forums too."
>"Some say he might even be in this very thread...!" :) :)~ ;)~

The front plot politically is a civil war between Stormcloaks and Imperials, where you can find proof that Ulfric, Stormcloak leader, is an unintentional pawn that was goaded into his current state after the Markarth Incident.

Aldmeri Dominion were suspiciously reluctant to intervene when that garrison of Imperial troops sent to fight the Dominion during the Great War, were absent, and the Forsworn took over Markarth, which Ulfric wiped in the name of Talos. This was done under the condition that he could worship Talos after the White Gold Concordant, which was obviously a lie, but was only stamped out after he had done the act, and thus also he was labelled a 'terrorist' by the Forsworn, and they forever plot to overthrow Markarth. Some 'holocoaster' tier accounts exist of this incident by the Forsworn.

However, while everyone is arguing about 'muh Imperials' or 'muh Stormcloaks', the Aldmeri Dominion truly want to occupy the region by any means necessary. They want to destroy the pillars holding up reality, to return to the era of spirits and timelessness.

Skyrim was inadvertently based.

Was getting caught part of his plan?

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>inb4 the story about the High Elves wanting to unmake reality because they see it as impure and flawed, and how this links to Jow Forums's favourite subject, Da Jews™.

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always hated those vile she-elf cunts the most

>wasting your time in a virtual playground for adults instead of working hard to make the real world your playground

Never should have come here.

should "of"

>Brotherhood of Steel war cry in Fallout 4 "ad victoriam" literally translates to "sieg heil"
>Paladin Dance also loosely quotes Hitler at times

How did Todd get away with it?

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Eh I'm here

Should’ve

Retard.

hes a doomer that made his visions reality

You idiot, TLC obviously says "Don't go Jason Waterfalls.." listen to it.

MY ANCESTORS ARE SMILING AT ME IMPERIALS! CAN YOU SAY THE SAME?

WTF I love Skyrim now!

Daily reminder that thief and magic oriented classes gets to taste a battleaxe to the face. This applies to all elf races as well.

As for Fallout the Institute is literally the ZOG
>only care about science
>dont care about tradition and are willing to kill large populations just to get their way
>concealed their location so that they can always act from the shadows
>insert themselves in communities as gen 3 synth spies
>spies always covering up things that threaten the insititute
>synths look just like normal people but they arent people themselves

When does Danse quote Hitler?

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youtube.com/watch?v=LeBdfFnuax4
>"Degenerates."
>t. Todd Howard

They cant keep getting away with it, even though the fans want it the jews cant approve

He fills the place of the Nordic Shor in the Imperial Pantheon. The elves know Shor as Lorkhan, and he is the mastermind behind linear time, mortal existence and the mortal world itself.

They hate him for this, and wish to erase him from existence so that linear time will be undone, and they can return to the immortal state that all things existed in before the creation of the world.

Of course, this is because they are blind fools who do not realize the Love and Royalty of CHIM. The true transcedence that comes when you realize you are only part of a grand dream, but respond to this revelation with the declaration: "I AM!"

It was this same revelation that inspired Lorkhan to trick the other et'Ada (original spirits, beings in non-linear time) into helping him create the mortal world and linear time. Mortality is a manifestation of the limit that Lorkhan saw: a literal incarnation of the grand dream that we are all but a speck of. We are just one transient part of a much larger ontology. By gaining a profound understanding of this, but not succumbing, and instead saying "I AM!" you find true Love, speak with Royalty, and can impose your will over existence itself.

There's a lot more to it than that, and most people in-universe don't grasp the cosmology on that level, but the Thalmor do understand Talos as a "mantling" of Lorkhan and view erasing him (and even the concept of "man") as essential to their plans at reclaiming non-linear divinity. That's the canon reason for trying to ban Talos worship.

Elder Scrolls is pretty occult when you dig into the lore. Kirkbride was/is an esotericist and despite not actually working for Bethesda anymore, he continues to have a big influence on the Elder Scrolls cosmology.

>video games
>redpilled
choose 1

But that would violate the NAP

That dungeon was surprisingly well done, too.

Breton has elven blood (Ayleid). Breton looks just like human. Breton are good at being merchant. Are Breton shapeshifting kike?

Bretons are literally the mutt race of the series. IF anything they are americans.

>Commie running the channel locked the comments because they were laughing instead of getting filled with impotent rage
wew

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lol gottem

Have you taken the Orc waifu pill yet Jow Forums?

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Elder Scrolls legit becomes way more engrossing when you spend some time on the uesp wiki and dig into the religious aspects of TES. In-game you have to piece everything together from the books that are written from limited perspective and with a lot of bias (which is realistic but leaves the player lacking an objective overhead view).

The nords respect the school of restoration.

You can save her from the goy

Of course

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