Brace yourselves because tonight's episode of Dinnae Discuss Dimbleby is from Holyrood, which means it is a Scottish edition. Usually Scottish episodes are terrible and this one promises to be nae exception. Emerging Conservative MP Ross Thomson, a supporter of leaving the EU features, as does Labour dyke Kezia Dugdale and crime writing dyke Val McDermid. The Spectator's Fraser Nelson and SNP nobody Mike Russell complete the panel from the Scottish Parliament.
#comfytime sees leggy Liz Kendall and her 4% vote share join THE NEIL and Choo Choo on those Westminster sofas. Andrew's SNP fucktoy John Nicolson and DUP first timer Emma Little-Pengelly join the trio, with appearances from Tim Montgomerie and Suzi Quatro too.
On QT (10:45pm - 11:45pm): >David Dimbleby presents topical debate from the Scottish Parliament in Edinburgh. On the panel: Conservative MP for Aberdeen South Ross Thomson, former leader of the Scottish Labour Party and former contestant on I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here Kezia Dugdale MSP, Brexit minister for the Scottish government Mike Russell MSP, crime writer Val McDermid and Spectator editor Fraser Nelson.
On TW (11:45pm - 12:30am): >Andrew Neil reviews the political week with Michael Portillo and Liz Kendall, featuring a film rounding up the headlines from Miranda Green and Kevin Maguire. Their guests are journalist Tim Montgomerie who gives his take on Theresa May, while Suzi Quatro talks about self-destruction in the spotlight section. Plus former SNP MP John Nicolson and the DUP's Emma Little-Pengelly join the panel as they look back on the party conference season.
You watching this hatchet job on Newsnight regarding Robinson, EDL, Muslim rape gangs, etc? They still don't want to acknowledge why it is communities are pissed.
It only happens when they have a BASED black/muslim on the panel
Christopher Carter
LEZZERS PHWOAR
Adrian Roberts
You should be prepping for the Brexit question.
Leo Foster
Shit I missed the start, miss anything good?
Asher Barnes
spoiler: you won't miss anything good if you switch channels now
Jose Parker
When I was on QT a few weeks back, Dimbleby in the briefing before recording said something like "clapping is the best judge of how the show's going".
No wonder >[THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE] is a thing.
Easton Foster
What I've noticed about the Scots - they seem to hate everything about England apart from our English pounds, which they are quite happy to accept
David Peterson
it started 4 minutes late, you're alright
Nicholas Evans
I don't get the hate on Universal Credit, my area was trialling it three years ago and my only issue was that it took six weeks for money to start being given to me. I got more money on that though then I did on JSA.
Parker Myers
The modern welfare state serves no purpose other than to sustain the weak, defected and substandard. It's a tool for dysgenics.
Gavin King
is it true that there's a mini debate with audience members before the show starts?
Thomas Gray
fucking hell was there one for >I ACTUALLY WORK in X?
Hunter Barnes
I hope you get your skull caved in with a paving slab
Ethan Baker
the biggest issue is that it causes people to forget how to live self sufficiently
>but now I can't afford my ciggies/sky/booze/kids trainers
yeah well that isn't the fucking point of benefits, it's to allow you to LIVE
Jaxson Williams
Get ready for >I'M ACTUALLY ON universal credit
Evan Bennett
Yep.
The lad who was in Rees-Mogg's seat got the biggest cheer despite being crap debate-wise.
We were just encouraged to applaud anything. No wonder I looked pissed off so many times.
If it's any consolation, most of them are European.
Ayden Reyes
Typical Scots talking about bennies. Im on Universal and it sucks but I doubt it would helpful for them to change the system.
Alexander Clark
>the munchy box poster
Lincoln Diaz
scotland is filled with english people, believe it or not
Dominic White
EU-funded (((Euroweek))) camps in Poland force young Polish girls to mix with migrant men It is a mandatory part of the school education system in Poland Expose this evil shit
I forgot Edinburgh and the surrounding areas are basically English.
Tyler Rogers
Got one this week, glad I don't have to go back to that depressing shit hole.
Hunter Ward
kek
Brody Roberts
>Just pay people to have kids Brilliant fucking idea. Can't see any negative consequences from this.
Isaiah Murphy
>We're pausing it Sounded fully like 'pozzing it' Lmfao
Christopher Turner
>SNP Minister for Brexit Tony Blair should be put on the tower for treason
Carter Jones
can someone explain how these people wipe their own ass? i'm honestly not trying to be crude it's just always puzzled me as to how they can even get close to reaching.
I bet when they let the audience into the hall, people were running to get Sturgeon's seat.
Tyler Barnes
There's only one, eternal question: What's the race?
Robert Evans
>occupant dies of ricin poisoning
Jayden Fisher
what the FUCK
this is vile
Gabriel Sanders
The Parliament is U shaped because the Scottish Overton window is the size of a mustard seed.
Austin Thompson
Of course there's exceptions, but it's more or less indisputable that the welfare state has had a dysgenic impact on this country and sustains many people (not absolutely everybody, obviously) who contribute very little to wider society.
At the very least, it should be significantly curtailed.
I don't think its indisputable at all. I think its quite the opposite, if our people our healthy they are more productive and give more back to society. If you're disabled why do you deserve a lower quality of life than an abled bodied person?
so far from the truth, there is a growing consensus towards a second indy ref
Isaiah Peterson
I think the idea is you get independence first and then you can basically start a parliament from scratch so you'd probably end up with a conservative party of some stripe.
mate, people are fucking sick of politics and elections. there is zero real appetite for an independence referendum right now, what you're hearing is a very vocal minority
if we vote for independence the very first party in office will be SNP and will hold onto it with an iron grip
Samuel Robinson
He turns 80 in three weeks. Hope I'm in his form at that age.
Aaron Reyes
The thing is, there are some people that will never contribute to society (e.g. niggers), and so it's vital we keep them out of Scotland. Also, is that woman in green a tranny?
Jordan Morris
>government literally bends over backwards to company immigrants and to target anyone who says anything slightly negative against it >"hurr durr ur goberment is not doing anything for uzzz"
