/hue/volution - Bolsonaro Airlines edition

>2nd round polls: BOLSONARO 59% X HADDAD 41% (XP)
Bolsonaro vs. Haddad run-off in 2 weeks (October 28th).

>1st round results
Jair Bolsonaro 46,26%
Fernando Haddad 28,95%

-- BACKGROUND

Jair Bolsonaro is the front-runner in Brazil's presidential election. He is a conservative Christian, pro-gun, a former army captain, and the only candidate with no corruption charges against him. He's looking to modernise the lethargic Brazilian economy with the aid of UChicago economist Paulo Guedes. He wants to align Brazil's foreign policy with Western nationalist governments against the influence of China, Eurasianism and regional socialism (Venezuela and Cuba). He has a hard stance on crime and supports increasing the power of police forces and the army to tackle Brazil's drug and violence problems. Under heavy fire from the media and academia, with an extremely restricted campaign budget, and having survived an assassination attempt, Bolsonaro's presidential run is nothing short of extraordinary.

JB's antagonist in the presidential race is Fernando Haddad, a sociologist, former minister of education under Lula and former mayor of São Paulo. He's running for the left-wing Labour Party (PT) under the guidance of former president Lula, who is currently in prison after being convicted for corruption and money laundering. PT had been the ruling party in Brazil for 13 years, but is facing high rejection in the polls after a police investigation uncovered the largest known corruption scheme in Brazilian history, which PT architected.

MORE INFORMATION: pastebin.com/raw/fuZH3p7g

-- VIDEOS

Interview that made him famous youtu.be/041YPJI5zz8
Compilation of some of his talks youtu.be/U0MBcUAf21k

>US Youtubers about Bolsonaro
youtu.be/DiWL8ulm5o8
youtu.be/oCk9nH8qkss
youtu.be/SoUxa7lpGiQ

Last thread:

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reddit.com/r/brasil/comments/9neizy/o_centro_acadêmico_da_minha_faculdade_fcfrpusp/
youtu.be/9q9ZNMRe5rw
twitter.com/kimpkat/status/1050528704940691457
twitch.tv/renanbolsonaro
youtube.com/watch?v=PSKfPg0x47Q
youtube.com/watch?v=Pptu59ibu7Us
esquerdopatia.wordpress.com/2014/01/19/mav-a-legiao-de-idiotas-a-servico-do-pt/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

BLACK SHIRTS = LITERALLY FASCISM

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Bolso will win with 65% of the vote. SCREENCAP THIS.

Só lembrando que quem votou no Amoedo tem a mesma culpa de quem votou no Haddad.

Eu sou um pessimista de natureza

Me façam acreditar que ele em chances.

Excelent false-flag, petralha, we won't vote for anyone else.

O Haddad é uma mula pior que a Dilma

He needs to get 4M additional votes, while Haddad needs another 22M votes.

Não sei...A Dilma era muito Mula. Nem falar ela conseguia.

PT aprendeu bastante, quando eles realmente querem, eles fazem o que querem.
A eleição pode ser sempre manipulada...e segundo turno começa do zero. Não foi o Serra que teve menos votos no segundo turno em 2002?

There are some people very happy in this earth. The guy that bangs her is one of them.

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Ele vai ganhar, mas não vai conseguir fazer metade do que quer.

>brown
>tramp stamp
vomit/10

That's why we managed to get a good amount of seats in congress that are in favor of him.
Besides that, yeah, difficult to get everything done.

and...?

People are looking for the candidate that will kill less people.
Well, it's a bit hard to a fascist to kill less people than a guy that the plans sound pretty much like something the joker would do, but you never know.

Fora MAVs!

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Someone please post candidates deep fake waifus

Digits for Sticky on the 28th

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O PT percebeu que chamar o cara de RACISTA MACHISTA HOMOFÓBICO! não tira mais votos do Bolseiro, a estratégia deles agora é só colar o "anti-democrático" e "contra as instituições". A gente tem que contra-atacar com os mesmos argumentos e mostrar que são eles que são contra a democracia e as instituições.

Reminder to read the enemy's plans:

drive.google.com/drive/folders/1A9ayjdcpVl2k8BEiHOdNCqNPrtQBagh0?ogsrc=32

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roll

Tame the Jaguar, frends

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btw, these captchas are getting outta hand

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Can't! it's too many CPUs and they're all buggy, always fighting each other for the memory and none of em is particularly actually useful.

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build a preemptive scheduler, then

It kinda has one, but it's buggy.
Also there are chips that need to access the memory in a critical fashion or you get defects onscreen.

who was the retard who design that shit? baka...

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Right wingers killed less people than communits.
Always.

Degenerates BTFO

tvefamosos.uol.com.br/noticias/ooops/2018/10/11/rejeicao-inedita-de-publico-derruba-volta-de-amor--sexo-em-todo-o-pais.htm

Imagina quando a verba federal 'secar', o que vai ter de programação degenerada sendo fechada, pra se adequar ao perfil do publico.
Se quiserem fazer experimentação social com o público vão ter que pagar do próprio bolso, e vão tomar prejuizo.

red pill time:

HOW CAN YOU VOTE FOR THIS MONSTER?

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reddit.com/r/brasil/comments/9neizy/o_centro_acadêmico_da_minha_faculdade_fcfrpusp/

Quê?

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AIIINNNNNN
AINN MEUS DIREITOS GAYS

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youtu.be/9q9ZNMRe5rw
Bolsonaro shitting hard on Andrade's government plan.

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i-is he stroke posting?

not surprising at all, that show was literally garbage even when it tried to actually talk about sex
it's just a roundtable of Globo's artists chilling, being lefties and preaching to the choir by virtue signaling over how much they care about feminism and LGBT shit, while surrounded by dildos and drag queen accessories, then sometimes there's a music presentation or a game show like collecting wigs or throwing rings on dick-shaped poles

>KIM KATA-GURIS NOW CHALLENGING HADDAD TO A DEBATE

twitter.com/kimpkat/status/1050528704940691457

twitch.tv/renanbolsonaro
>twitch.tv/renanbolsonaro
twitch.tv/renanbolsonaro
>twitch.tv/renanbolsonaro
twitch.tv/renanbolsonaro
>twitch.tv/renanbolsonaro

FILHO DO MITO LIVE
FILHO DO MITO LIVE
FILHO DO MITO LIVE
FILHO DO MITO LIVE

>Haddad's plan is gradually copying Bolsonaro's plans
>so when Bolsonaro criticizes him, he will be actually pointing out flaws on his own government plan
4d truco

Good, "Tem que manter isso, viu?"

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Nobody cares about that menino soja.

I'll work on it some more tomorrow, I'll rest for now. Threadly reminder that a communist's waifu is a bad waifu.

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She needs to be kuruminhafied

Whats with debates?

Bretty gud

They provide fantastic memes.

youtube.com/watch?v=PSKfPg0x47Q

Ive heart Bolso decided not to participate. Is it true? Why?

KEK!

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he got stabbed

Doctor said he can't as he's still recovering from the knife attack

An american company that was flailing financially and had a very weird concept of power.
Also atari, pic related, an scrapped arcade called metal maniax. 30+CPUs and DSPs, all to be able to deliver texture mapped 3D graphics at blazing fast 20 FPS. an unbeatable mark... until mid development sega released Daytona USA.

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Because he almost was murdered one month ago and lost 15kg of muscular mass (being already over 60 years old and relatively skinny).
It would only endanger his life

Olavo de Carvalho
1 minuto ·
Leio no "Crítica Nacional:

"As pessoas que podem efetivamente fazer algo diante desse cenário de fraude não estão paradas. Desde a divulgação do resultado do primeiro turno tem havido uma intensa movimentação de pessoas com capacidade de decisão e de implementação de ações no sentido de mitigar esse problema.
b) Estão sendo tomadas medidas no sentido de orientar os eleitores sobre como garantir que seu voto seja corretamente registrado na eleição no segundo turno. Nos próximos dias serão divulgados materiais de orientação nesse sentido.
c) Uma força-tarefa está sendo preparada para uma efetiva apuração e fiscalização paralelas, que serão feitas em tempo real na dia da votação do segundo turno. Também nos próximos dias serão divulgados os detalhes a respeito."

Tudo isso já foi dito no primeiro turno. Fugindo de punir a fraude já realizada e concentrando-se em tentar "mitigar" os efeitos da fraude vindoura, aliás mediante os mesmos artifícios que já provaram sua total impotência, que é que a campanha do Bolsonaro espera obter?

Não digo que essa orientação levará necessariamente à derrota, mas com certeza ela não é nem a mais prudente nem a mais sábia.

kek ele outesquerdou o PT com o 13º da family bag
se o Andrada copiar vai pegar muito mal

Sinceramente... o que ele ganharia indo em um debate com aquele poste?

Sigh... I'll see about that tomorrow.

;)

Quick rundown of said drive?

How realistic is Tropa de Elite?

open it up.
it's a stash of memes and quick "instructions for debates" so the Haddadbots can just copy paste everything and have a debate

Kek, too bad he has shitty taste for games.

I'll be living in Uruguay for a couple of months, what are the political implications when Bolsonaro secures a second victory? Are you going to reclaim Cisplantina?

The first movie is 100%

People are not listening to Olavo.

The right plays too nice. Bunch of fucking pussies. The left is playing dirty as hell. They have rigged the first round, it's screamingly obvious that they did it, there are countless reports and Youtube videos of mysteriously pro-Haddad malfunctioning booths.

And yet so many people in the right are like "Whoops, yeah, I guess that happened. Well, let's just keep nicely asking people to vote for Bolsonaro and let's hope we can win the second round even if they rig the booths again."

Olavo himself has just told us to STOP BEING POLITE TO THESE CRIMINAL ASSHOLES.

Way too real.

Haddad's NPCs use this material to convince new voters.

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Consensus cracking by NPCs for other people on regular media, goybook, twatter and so forth.

when the movie came out an outrageous amount of cops were killed by criminals to prove they're not scared in the least

>14º para senpaiílias com mais de 3 filhos menores de 18

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Everything that happened in the movie could actually happen in real life (and possibly already did).

actually, in real life is far worse than what is shown in the movie

?????????

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PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO OLAVO'S WORDS.

Olavo de Carvalho
3 h ·
Não há truque sujo, não há sordidez, não há crime a que o PT não esteja apelando na votação mais farsesca de todos os tempos. Tratar o Hadad como candidato legítimo é consentir em ser feito de palhaço.


Olavo de Carvalho
3 h ·
Por que, colocado sob os cuidados de um delegado petista, o esfaqueador do Bolsonaro desapareceu do noticiário, substituído por pseudo-esfaqueadores nazistas?

Olavo de Carvalho
3 h ·
Mudar a fachada e fazer cara de bonzinho não dará um só voto ao É-Dado, e ele sabe disso. A maquiagem toda só se destina a preparar o terreno para dar ares de credibilidade a uma vitória fraudulenta obtida nas maquininhas.

Olavo de Carvalho
5 h ·
Nada de cavalheirismo ao falar de bandidos. Chega de auto-intoxicação paralisante.

Why don't just chimp out and kill all leftists if Andrade is elected?

Sauce?

Damn Brazil is rough. I feel for you guys. Maybe Bolsonaro will make BOPE militarized and make a difference.

>Are you going to reclaim Cisplantina?
A man only can dream, user!

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Someone should slip it to Bolsonaro that a constitutional monarchy would be good for the tourism economy

Some of the people cited are real people with changed names (for example, Fraga is a Rio leftist called Freixo, who used to be friends with the director José Padilha). The violence shown in the movies obviously undocumented so we can't say how real it is, but it's quite probably it's like that.

Porra newfag, assim não né.

What MAV stand for?

Realistically what are the commies odds of winning and if they do, how likely is a military coup?

100%, 0%

Pretty accurate but there is something ironic about this movie.

The director (Jose Padilha) is a full blown socialist, his intention was to show how "oppressive" our special operations team (B.O.P.E.) was towards bandits and drug dealers...

Turns out the main character (Captain Nascimento) became some sort of national hero because of his low tolerance with outlaws.
When asked in a intervew the director himself said it WASN'T his intention to show captain Nascimento as the "good guy".

For this very reason the director decided to make Trope de Elite 2 where he kinda shows the bad side of police officers.

Isn't it weird that a very successful movie stop at it's second episode and not a triology? :)

Another very disappointing fact is that the actor who played Capt. Nascimento (Wagner Moura) is also a SJW shill. During our former president's impeachment he made a video on youtube crying defending the corrupt Worker's party.

youtube.com/watch?v=Pptu59ibu7Us

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Is Wagner Moura a Bolsonaro supporter?

LA CREATURA

tvefamosos.uol.com.br/noticias/ooops/2018/10/11/rejeicao-inedita-de-publico-derruba-volta-de-amor--sexo-em-todo-o-pais.htm

Does anybody know where I can watch this? Apparently the program was so bad 60% of the audience decided to stop watching. TOP KEK

Does anybody know where I can watch this:

Yeah man, "chimping out" and "killing" are not desirable outcomes, that's not what I'm saying.

Olavo's point is that we're being too nice, and I supect he's right.

I doubt Haddad even got half the votes they say he did. He's a puppet through and through. This the fakest election in the history of elections.

Whatever, I'm just pissed off. I think the upcoming street protest will address the rigged booths issue, so that's good. I hope Bolsonaro addresses it too.

His programa eleitoral, beginning tomorrow, seems promising.

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less than 1% and 50-50

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>Realistically what are the commies odds of winning
low
> and if they do, how likely is a military coup?
zero

Odd hairline.

How do elections work in Brasilia?

No he's a far left commie

SWOLE WAIFU, BRAZIL STRONG.

Militância em Ambientes Virtuais

esquerdopatia.wordpress.com/2014/01/19/mav-a-legiao-de-idiotas-a-servico-do-pt/

>taste
>games
kek