Brit/pol/ : Real NEET hours edition

the same way it works in other countries

Next time you see it, pick it up. If you find a more revolting drink, you're 100 quid richer.

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I almost never dream but when I do they are deranged masterpieces.

Once I flew around Mars in a glider suit and followed a giant futuristic quarry truck back to a human colony. I also found a hilltop covered in surfboards with beautiful graphic designs on them.

God man
I hate being in that multiple days into a bender mindframe
where you are just drinking out of fear of the hangover

How's that Brexit coming along?

anyone here ever have night seizures growing up ?

when i was a kid sometimes i would wake up in the middle of the night feeling sick and the room spinning and after 5-10 seconds it would pass and i would basically fall back to sleep. i was so young when these happened i never told anyone lmao

i think i was waking up and having full blown seizures and the room spinning was actually my vision blurring from spazzing out kek

Classy

>>Cannabis to be available on NHS from November 1
Watch everyone suddenly become sick and “needs”
>cures cancer bruv blaze it 420 init

I've slept lad. Woke up at 6pm today from a 2, nearly 3, day bender. This will go on likely until midnight going into Saturday.

I agree, completely shit though.

>where you are just drinking out of fear of the hangover
Yeah exactly, I wanted to drink until I could sleep because a comedown in combination with a hangover may have just been enough to make me top myself.

One time I was Bruce Wayne. I had to excuse myself from a meeting then I went and got on a big segway that was like the batman begins batmobile if it was a segway, with fucking massive tractor wheels.

what do women on dating sites mean by adventure?
>Fellow foodie required and adventurer please
>Adventure?
>Single girl looking meet a nice down to earth genuine guy who preferably enjoys the outdoors and having adventures.
>Described by my friends as:-FunAdventurous
>I'm The Smiling Adventurer!
>I'm an adventure and love to travel

all from one page of search results

Isn't actual medicinal cannabis made as an oil which doesn't get you high

Well my thoughts are with you
I wish you the best when you emerge from this
and hope it isn't too hard on you
because as you know it will suck haha

When I sleep abroad I wake up in the middle of the night sometimes looking for someone in my room/place im staying in.
I dunno why. New area I suppose.
I’ve told my ex when I asleep once “I’m gonna kill him”

I don’t know who him was.
Speaking of sleep, I’m up at 6, night.

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They mean being found with malaria, emaciated in the Congo after weeks of searching.

>not knowing about human nature
It’ll just get abused user

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spooky
thats like some primal mammal shit

I just use opioids, alcohol and weed so there is no comedown usually, I often end up thinking "why doesn't everybody do this to avoid comedowns?" and then realising the utter state of my life after 72 hours awake and enough shit in my system to kill a 10 year old.

I once had a dream about carrying a tiny baby in the palm of my hand.

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I'm all for proper usage of cannabis for medicinal purposes but these dumb stoners have the idea that they're gonna get actual weed plants across the counter or some shite

That isn't what's happening, right?

No, there is THC oil but there are actual shops that sell edibles, hash, those THC dabs that send you mental and high quality weed strains.

cauldron

Well if there is no comedown then I guess it isn't so bad

I usually crash out at some point
and sober up, feeling absolutely shit and repentant
but in that repentance, comes a chance to start anew
and that is kind of the beauty of the hangover and come down

>and that is kind of the beauty of the hangover and come down
spot on lad. A fellow intellectual, I see. The plebs don't see the beauty but we did.

That's really surreal.

Wonder how Hitchens will react

don't be sarcastic

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Had sleep paralysis once.

probably by getting off his tits

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An Anderson shelter and a basement bunker I'm guessing. Imagine all of the terrorists that'd cause.

Genuinely not lad. I know what you mean. I may not understand if I was forced to face comedowns with nothing to help me but I find beauty in it too.

It's part of the experience.

Can't wait until Hitchenites take over Britain and having fun is punishable by firing-squad execution.

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Ah good
I haven't said it out loud before, so wasn't sure if it was a stupid idea

Life really is peaks and valleys for me, even outside of drugs and alcohol
it is making the most of the times when you are on your way up
and being down helps you to get there

>Hitchenites
peter and his nan you mean?

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>Does this mean the army is now the BNP with berets?

theguardian.com/commentisfree/2018/oct/11/tommy-robinson-photos-british-army-far-right

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What a disappointment that cunt was.

I get sleep paralysis a lot but I'm smart enough to keep my eyes closed so I don't end up staring at something terrifying my brain has concocted. It's a pain in the arse trying to force yourself to wake up from it though.

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Having fun will be allowed, but it must be moral fun.

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unlucky. i've read that it sucks

>he doesn't know about Hitchen's legion

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Nah it's spot on. I would have laughed at you my first 5 or so comedowns but not now.
>Life really is peaks and valleys for me, even outside of drugs and alcohol
Life does nothing for me outside of drugs and alcohol.

how so

youtube.com/watch?v=Myqg2kp0TSE

>tfw will never fight for the Hitchenite forces

Edit hitchens into that fucking new vegas screencap like pic related

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Is y'alls queen actually gonna be deado or is that a slide thread

ahah ha darren u fookin legend

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He played up this billboard thing all day, got a chance to laugh at every cunt who said he was LARPing, and he puts up stupid fucking memes, with Hitchens face and a Brit/pol/ pic being the best thing he did, and then gives control of it to an American and Canadian because he's worried about getting arrested.

...and then he gets arrested anyway because not surprisingly gaining access to a billboard will likely require law breaking at one point

yeah most people just see a large shadowy figure but apparently pop culture can influence what you see so you might see a typical grey alien or a devilish type monster or whatever you have been culturally engineered to fear

>petrus hicianus

hopefully its true

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weird shit would happen in my dream so my brain creates a back story to make it seem normal and when i wake up i forget it all but it feels almost as if i just lived another life or was another person

>y'alls
The most disgusting word to ever find it's way into the English language.

we dont use outer/pol/ so we dont know what you are talking about

Look at the nose on 2nd from the left.

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It's really interesting seeing modern things through the lens of totalitarianism. It was more of an ad for Gorbachev than fucking pizza

>Life does nothing for me outside of drugs and alcohol.
You won't think that if you allow yourself to sober up properly

I don't think it really matters what you see; for some reason - based on what I've read - your brain goes immediately to "you are utterly fucking terrified" mode, which doesn't sound much fun. I've read people who've had it say that even though they know it's sleep paralysis, even though they know it's hallucination, even though they're lying there saying to themselves "I know what's going on here", they can't stop themselves from being scared shitless. it's a brain chemistry thing.

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>we dont use outer/pol/
Is that still a thing? I always assume people mean /sg/ and Brit/pol/ when they say Jow Forums. Imagine having masturbatory fantasies to Hitler, playing "I'm white and you're not" and defending your flag every 2 threads kek.

That was the day I met him kek

does peter hitchens have real friends

i know this feel. sometimes if i'm having a particularly compelling dream and i wake up i deliberately continue it in a semi-conscious state, like i'm trying to finish writing a story.

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why do you keep linking this to brit/pol/

right and second from left don't belong in the same picture as the other two.

He's 66 and married so I very much doubt it, acquaintances and his wifes mates husbands, maybe.

I'm 23 and have already gone off the concept tbqh

every day.
i have long and vivid dreams almost every day im at home with all the depression naps.
noting happens when im awake

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i genuinely dont know how to "make friends"
i get on well with people but i just dont know how the fuck it works
do you organize meet ups or what

i had a friend once but went our separate ways, mostly my fault for getting wrapped up in women.
everything you see in the buddy movies about people helping each other out and having good times is true, we went through a lot together, i do miss him sometimes.

havent had friends in a long time

why would you ask brit/pol/ how to make friends?

my girlfriends dad keeps sharing anti immigrant statuses on facebook
should I warn him that he could get into trouble
or just say I agree and keep posting?

I'd warn him lad
It just hit me how fucked up that is

Did you speak to him or just autistically shake his hand and move on?

Can someone explain to a brainlet why people are freaking out about global warming?

They were going on about a 1 degree increase... so what?

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>i get on well with people but i just dont know how the fuck it works
Same lad, same. When I was stuck with school or college or when I wasn't a neet for a summer I could make friends on my first day but outside of it I have around 2 mates and both bring something to the table worth being mates with and I'm sure I do something that makes them not just ignore my calls.

Don't understand what drives friendship but selfishness.

>do you organize meet ups or what
Women do but I don't know what men do, I think a lot are probably like me and if they have long term friends it's because they were forced into something like the same employment or school where they had to see each other.

>why would you ask brit/pol/ how to make friends?
Lmao

birds of a feather flock together

because it's science bruh and scientists have never been wrong before.

Wow, the Soviet Union looked like THAT?

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the ones with women are the worst, develop a whole relationship usually fucked up but strangely detailed and what was a 10 min dream feels like a another life, ive woken completely depressed by this and it was all fake even the gals faces are not of people I know.
>tfw want to kiss and cuddle an imaginary fuzzy memory.
I'm pathetic

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>i had a friend once but went our separate ways, mostly my fault for getting wrapped up in women.
Nah we spoke about this earlier but I think everyone starts dodging mates if they've got a girlfriend. But even that is selfish. You continue to see the girl to use her holes, without them she's as significant as the mate you know from college.

Were all friends on britpol

some super markets do 'autistic hour'
I assume this is some kind of socialisation event for those who post here
so you could go there

brit/pol/ are the only people I speak to on a regular basis so yeah probably

Would you take a bullet for me?

wtf i love communism now?

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Not until you get your buddies at top secret government job to get me a gig.

imagine if you walked in without knowing about it

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is that how pickles reproduce?