Beards and Goatees - pol approved

Sorry if that sounds like fashion advise - it is. But I only value the opinion of this board. Which beard is acceptable and non faggy?
I grew myself a goatee as in upper right side (don't get full hair in the middle spots) and quite liking it. Yay, gay or nay?

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make a beard

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Hard to say without knowing what you look like. If you've tried them all and that's the one that works then stick with it. I'm upper left.

Only the toothbrush moustache is acceptable on Jow Forums faggot...

Thanks, glad you approve like yours too. And you are right. Well I won't post a pic of myself but I am a lean average build dude. i find it adds more masculinity to my face and I even get the impression that woman notice me more often now. Am married so that doesn't make much difference sadly.

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le bumpe

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The only two non-gay facial hair styles are cleanshaven and full beard. And usually both of these are gay.

You'll look like a fag and be considered a fag. The only people have that kind of facial hair are rough necks, fags, bikers, or fags

say that to that German soldier who stood up against jew tyranny
I don't believe you

bumping with more manly beards

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If you're going to grow a beard it shouldn't be this generic.
Also it's probably better to just wait until you can grow a fuller beard. I'm guessing you are around 20 and want to look older and respectable but you are missing the once in a lifetime opportunity to look youthful.

I find "Rick" is another good sample of a beard adding masculinity to the appearance. Thoughts?

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I wish mate. 37yo. First time growing something remotely to a beard and it turned out a goatee because I don't get much growth on the sides.

Studies have shown beards especially light stubble literally increases the attractiveness of men majority of the time.

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literally cucking for sandniggers

>37
>patchy beard
Start lifting or something. Sedentary lifestyle is most likely to blame. If not try a mustache. If that doesn't work you just have bad genes in that respect and should stay shaven.

He looks way better on the right here. The beard on the left is just too long IMO. It’d look good at like half the length. This looks good, for example: There’s a point where your beard makes you look homeless.

For me is full beard or shaved, any pattern looks tryhard.

Shave your face like a non-onions straight white male.
>goatee
Literally the gayest beard.

CORAL

goattees always look shit

Must be the biggest NPC to fucking have one

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Designer stubble or clean shaven is the only way to go in my opinion. Full beard are co-opted by weak jaw basedboys to try and make themselves feel manly.

My hair only grows in like bottom neutral or bottom right. It doesn't grow in full.

t. Anglo NOT Joe Dirt

ITT: chinlets being reminded
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What would the based boys do though? If they didn't even try to get a beard wouldn't that make them even less manly.

those are all fucking cancer

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BEING SEXIST, GOY??
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You either grow the whole thing or shave it all. Goatees, soul patches and all those are faggy

Gays ARE nay. Ironically they also say yay a lot.

Only Edwardian beards are okay.
You have to have complete coverage too, none of this s o i tier half coverage.

None of those are real beards lol, those all different levels of Mexican beards though hahaha

Only Mustaches are pol everyone and their mothers nigger have beards.

based beard not afraid of grey hairs

Depends on your facial structure and what kind of hair you can grow & where. Don't post your face tho.

The emus right, don't grow one so long it looks like an unkempt neckbeard

The most Jow Forums facial hair.

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>grew myself a goatee
Minge envy

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>giving a fuck what other men think about your facial hair
user, I'm sorry but...you're already gay...

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Only one beard is approved Royal Mutton Chops
>Empire
>bad-ass
>strong jutting chin
>anti-boomer
>anti-commie
>pro-monarchy

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I have the second row, second column.
Always thought of it as roguish but it is pretty fucking gay.

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It is pretty gay. I know what you mean by roguish but yes it's gay.

I have to do goatees because i can't grow anything worth a damn anywhere else. Sucks.

>I only value the opinion of this board
... Oh no

>the facial hair of failed empires

You bastard....
I was thinking of this image when OP said that he grew a goatee.

Honestly they're all good if well maintained. I have a beard myself except for the middle of my upper lip which can't grow any hair -annoying as fuck I'll probably never have a trad mega beard

Who are these sexy, hooded larpers?

Looks nice but not in style nowadays

Would do it but dont want people to think im a fag