Canadian Paratrooper training in North Carolina

Canada is a fucking joke and a mockery of its former self

Why use a fake picture?

>leaves falling from the sky
it really is autumn isn't it

Didn't you idiots show up to an FX with fucking brooms, kraut nigger?

Sometimes the banter on this website makes me actually laugh out loud.

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You'll have to email your wife for that, my question is for her black boyfriend.

Also, you need paratroopers to stack sandbags when theres a flood?

Been there, done that. So, my questions are, why is your flag a fucking leaf? Why is the faggot assed bastard son of Fidel Castro your leader?

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Because he said he was going to legalize weed; that's literally it

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PPCLI you faggot

how's it feel to be in a free country?

ZOG faggot, in other words

Holy shit, what a bunch of degenerates

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Get out of Ft Bragg, you maplenigger. Jumping out of a plane isn’t impressive
>t. Army Vet

>Op
>Canadian
>real man

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Why are you so retarded as to not know this is a /b or /bant thread? Did you hit your head on a plane on the way out?
sage

Is that why I saw some of you faggots walking around Jacksonville? Keep your faggot leaf shit in Lejeune. Nobody wants to deal with your shit.

Canadians are better trained than your soldiers, fatty

>be canadian leg
>do a jump at a real, american airfield
>OMG I CANT WAIT TO SHOW MY FRIENDS ON THE CHANS THEYLL BE SO IMPRESSED

Were you allowed to bring your dog with you?

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Why is your drop zone an airport with concrete surfaces

Also had a friend in the Canadian Forces who trained mutts, he said's they're shit. Is it true?

fpbp, great thread OP. thanks for stopping by

No they aren't, dummy.

>this is what amerimutts consider as banter
Sad!

How come the wind doesn't blow you away you disgusting Leaf?

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I'm not your buddy, guy

We deserved this.

True.

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I'm not your guy, pal.

I'm not your pal, friend

And by "disgusting" i didn't mean "buddy" i meant you're a revolting leaf.

I'm not you friend, dude

Savaged. OP go back and fuck a bomb sniffing dog.

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You fell out of an airplane and the chute deployed for you. Loses the thrill after the first time and you know it.

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>Canadian paratrooper
>training in North Carolina
>attached image is a HALO drop
>not a static line (what paratroopers do)
Sure you are, Jose

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Y-you too

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Shithook jumps are so much fun.

>be Canadian paratrooper
>literally don’t have any working planes in Canada to practice from

Fuck off you Russian Swede. Nogaf what you awkward tards think.

Nothing because unlike you, I served in a combat role. While currently, you're just serving a hole.

You just violated opsec. Prepare to be dishonorably discharged, maple boi

Oof

What do you think of Fayetteville?

Why do you take orders from fags, real man?

Fetettenam

Have you ever actually won a war, Hanz?

>TBT

Have you?

>lol ww2
It took like half the world to beat some shitty country with 100 million people and no ressources, and it was close too.

I lived there when my dad was stationed there. Fayetteville is a shitshow. Live in Cary

Close only counts in horse shoes and hand grenades, germanigger

He's at Bragg I bet.

Fuck you larper also there are fags in the military especially the Canadian military.

what motivated you to skydive for the first time? what type of support did you have?

If you're so awesome why do you have to go to a different country to train?

Oh that's right because you were stupid enough to join a military that doesn't have any funding or weapons.

Congrats

Knew this thread would be good

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