Are brits the most worthless race on the planet?

Drunk brits legitimately have no control, they literally shame us in binge eating. Munchy boxes are disgusting

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Oi! You got a purmit for that rubbish mate?

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lmao Brits are just government owned property, not even human

>limit pizza sizes because you think big pizzas are the reason people are fat
>fat people just order two pizzas
?????

You have no idea how many of them will agree with this, as long as they have their football, carlsberg and shitty NHS, they do not care.

>order some Papa Mohammad
>watching the footy game on the picture box
>bloke starts pounding at my door
>it's Papa Mohammad himself
>asks me for my Papa sized(tm) license
>as I fumble for it he takes my 13 year old daughter instead and calls it even
>Thank the queen for allowing me such a privilege

>Oi mister, shrink that pizza!

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They are a country of NPC's

OI MATE!
YEW CAN ONLY MAKE PIZZAS UNDER 10". ANYTHING OVER REQUIRES A LOICENCE SIGNED BY THE QUEEN HERSELF.

>you have a license for those toppings?

oi bruv u got a loicense for dat assault pete-za

If we could just make it okay to ostracize fatties like the good lord intended then obesity would take care of itself. FUCK i hate inclusivity

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> a standard pizza for one should contain no more than 928 calories
lol, britain about to experience the legality of the all-american kfc family bucket. no officer, this is for my family! then you can eat it alone like the diabetic rosacea-imbibed mooks you were born to be

So like to go Keto would brits need to prove their need for extra fatty foods?
Is it banned outright in nannyland?

so then a person will eat 2 instead of 1

i don't understand......

Why can't we be called pizza's instead of burgers.

apostrophes indicate possession you dumbshit

NPCs

Because we're not Italy.

raped by the beast

Christ, that thread is a clusterfuck.

>implying NPCs don't own the UK

>My fat ass is still hungry after eating this pizza
>fuck, normally it's one of the few things able to sate unending hunger
>better eat a second entire pizza

Is it true that some Americans think pizza is American instead of Italian or is it just a meme?

we're trying to give you one of the most-enjoyed foods on our continent. fuckin take it or fuck off

>I will now eat two pizzas

And just like that I defeated the United kingdom

Tbh where I was living in York, a 22 inch pizza was available. Didnt get fat however

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Kek worth the wait

The first records and mentions of Pizza is from American literature
How you explain that ?

I unironically understand the position of the government in this case, not because I agree with a nanny state but because if the government is paying for your healthcare then they are incentivized to control your health. It's exactly why people need to be careful about inviting the government to "solve" their problems for them, you are ceding freedom that might not be immediately obvious.

There are places in both the US and the UK that makes pizzas big enough use as a blanket.

>government wants to fight obesity
>this triggers the mutt
like pottery

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Make Anchovies a Topping Again
Really. They're awesome. Most under rated pizza topping.

Anchovies, Cheese, Diced Roma Tomatoes.

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Their government is the most oppressive one since the soviet union. EU is playing catch up but those anglos are truly avant garde in this.

>That webm title
Holy fucking kek

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Because it wasn't called pizza before that, dummy.

I recently found out that I'm more German than English. I was very relieved.

Every piece of news that comes out of the UK depresses me.

>3 small pizzas please

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kek'd

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"Tomato sauce on pizza is a vegetable, says Congress;
USDA to count two tablespoons of tomato paste as a vegetable"

imagine having a government that doesn't let you eat the kind if pizza you want

Oi bruw do you have a obesity license mate? I thought not, come on lad, get on that treadmill unless you want to suckle on me batton, chop chop.

lmao everyone in the family will just get their own pizzas

your pizza is not real pizza

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tomatos are a vegetable retard.

>*orders 2 pizzas*

Welcome to america
Land of the pizza blanket

That was unironically pushed by Michelle Obama.

No they arent retard

I bet there's some much better options available rather than rationing peoples fucking food, like regulating the quality instead.

That pizza is a prime example of a shitty pizza. To much cheese causing extreme grease, dough was full of air bubbles and is now basically burnt, toppings were haphazardly applied so it's very uneven, and it looks fucking tiny as it is. Fix that shit before you make them even smaller.

The ribs and potatoes ("chips") are fine, but what even the fuck is the other shit? Diversity™ is our strength food of dubious origin?

oi! You got a loicence for that extra pepperoni, mate?

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whats the problem? or are you some faggot who says tomatoes are a fruit eh

ketchup is a smoothie

meme it is.

>were not Italy
Italian pizza has never been better than American pizza. When we improve upon something as much as we have, it's ours

>Americans think pizza is Italian?
No, we know it's Italian, but we have made it better for many decades

Is mustard a vege? I mean it's made from mustard plants much like ketchup is from tomatoes.

There is nothing wrong with that box if it's snack's for 4 people
It's not disgusting and it's not the fault of the people who make that box if other people can't control themselves

>didn't notice .gif
my fucking sides

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>tonight on Doctor Who the Doctor arrives in the UK in the year 2018 after xir latest regeneration
>"Oi slag, ya got a loicense for them jelly babies!"
>"all roight this seems in order. I needed to check because we've been 'avin a lot of troubles with pizza smugglers 'round 'ere"
>"now I'll just need to check your vagoina loicence. Bloody 'ell this is a penis inspection card! Off to the bin with yer!"

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>meme it is
What?

Why are you pretending to be angry at the public health policy of another country, are you really that pathetic?

Haven't you got enough to be angry about in your own jewish plantation? The race war has already started in your country and your women are the main victims to the tune of 30,000 rapes by nig-nogs per year, get mad about that big guy.

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the scientific definition of fruit is retarded, it needs to be defined from a culinary standpoint. i refuse to acknowledge bell peppers, or really any pepper, as a fruit. or fucking zucchini. not fucking fruits

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>seething

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Nope

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I thought you were messing around with the other guy answering my question but it seems you were serious.

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UK is beyond faggotized. You deserve scuzzlim throatcutters.

Serious about pizza existing before the term pizza was a thing? Well yeah. Are you saying it didn't?

I lift/run 4x a week and try to get out to the range bi weekly specifically so I can eat like a pig without going blob mode. Doing pretty good, actually making and keeping nice gains.

>America
>mocking anti-obesity
amusing, but not unexpected

Pizza is American, you don't get to call a cheese and tomato sandwich a pizza you absolute nigger, it's fucking American you can't even get new york pizza in Italy

I haven't seen an anchovie on a pizza in at least 20 years.

You'd think hipsters would be all over it. Strong, super-salty, and eaten before it was cool.

Ah I got what you mean. Yeah, I was just fucking with him in that sense. Regardless pizza existed before anyone called it pizza.

with the exception of one or two communist states, we can order a pepperoni, bacon, and cigarette pizza without having to explain shit to the cops. and literally everyone, including NY, thinks the soda size ban in NYC is retarded.

>brits
>race

wow

but yes the brits are hilariously worthless now

I asked a question, I never gave an opinion. Are all Italians as dismissive as you are?
I don't know shit about were what food comes from where. The fact is by the time it reaches the US it's not even the same food anymore, just a sad copy of the original.
If I remember, tomato pie was the original type of pizza, but the Americanized version added toppings and cheese

Pizza is an old term, the first time it appears in a cookbook it's in 600 AD in Southern Italy, don't remember where.

You can get anchovies most places. Domino's for sure and I'm pretty sure pizza pizza has them. I prefer Canadian from pizza pizza though, best pre-made slice.

I thought Domino's still had it

see forgot to quote your post too

>American fails to understand the irony
People will not eat healthily of their own free will, and obesity is the number one preventable drain on the health system. So government regulation is required.

Domino's does fucking fish chunks, I want the whole thing

that reply is so fucking english. have fun

>so government regulation is required

Cringe

I know(ish.) Likely less than you but I sure the fuck know it wasn't coined in the US.

Oh god.