Christcucks can't refute this jew and it cracks me up

I saw this movie when I was a pretentious, edgy athiest teen, and now it just disgusts me.

Thank god I grew up, and took theology over pretentious ego.

What are allegories and metaphores?
Jesus taught in Allegories, you twit.

>t.canadian education

Because allegories are memerable and engagng life lessons. and I'd give yourself a good hard look in the mirror to see if you are truly moral.

Lots of athiests think they are, and I've observed their messed up lives as one of them, and a convert, and I can tell ya know, their shit stinks like everyone else, only they are egotistically ignorant to it.

No one is born perfect, and it's easy to rationalize and justify immoral choices in life.

Grow up.

Did he ever meet with Jews?

You didn't learn about allegories sans the bible in English school?
-T burger education.

>and no mosque

I thought he went to some Muslim. Only thing I remember of the film is when the guy's phone goes off during the interview.

>another asshurt Jew thread

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>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Separation_of_church_and_state_in_the_United_States

Newfag detected

Its literally edited to make him the winner of every argument and discussion.
Just like he cuts people off on his show to make him the winner.

Yes. Watch the movie. It's actually pretty funny

>be Jew
>say religion is problematic
>defend Jews who say "muh god gave me land" & land steal
>interview king child killer
youtube.com/watch?v=d0JeyuBM3fU&app=desktop

Can you say hypocrite?

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>Bill Maher dies and is face to face with Jesus
>"I sacrificed so much for your sins Bill and you spent your entire life mocking me and my followers."
>Bill starts to feel himself falling away from the heavenly light of the Kingdom of God and into darkness, it's starting to get hotter and hotter
>"Please forgive me Jesus!" he starts to yell, tears falling down his face
>"Begone, I never knew ye"

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Yeah, now you have this "holier-than-thou" attitude that, im sure, absolutely kills with the ladies

he's ethnically part jew but was raised catholic and didn't know he was part jewish until he was older than 18 iirc (therefore wasn't raised with any sort of Judaic teachings). Not that it really maters. He's atheist, anti-christian and a degenerate lefty. Basically he behaves as a typical liberal jew that has abandoned their religion.

>Yeah, now you have this "holier-than-thou" attitude that,
so, liberals and vegans?

Why does this seem like you're describing the wet dream you had last night?

Former lefty here. I thought that movie was good until I realized that of course, all the spacemen books are fiction. However, if you lived a good christian life, it would probably be good. You dont need to believe moses parted oceans or whatever, just be nice to people and dont be an asshole or a faggot and life will probably turn out ok for you.

>says the frog
like pottery

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Didn't he get confused by the mere existence of the Vatican observatory?

>can't refute this
you would need to make an actual claim before I or anyone else could do any refuting b/c I'm sure as shit not going to waste any time or money on consuming this idiot's crap.

>released in 2008
kys.

It's on netflix rn. Haven't seen it for like 6 years when I was 18

I watched "Religulous" and found it pretty cringy. It might be OK if you're an edgy in your face atheist, but for all other audience it's way too close minded.

Zionist Jew Bill Maher is no atheist.

>talking snakes? Please! I'm way too sophisticated for that!
>invisible magic floating faggot in the sky zapping up an entire fucking universe? Makes sense!
godtards. Just imagine being that stupid.

>ITT: Family Guys fans

I'm married.

That's fine with me, actually.

Has nothing to do with taking the bibal literally, not understanding allegories, and not allowing people their personal beliefs.

Nice try tho.

I'm trying to think of a skit involving German comedy critics. Kinda just writes itself.

youtu.be/V1-SGKvTCPM

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This guy gets it
youtu.be/LrDNx_HIayY

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>oust the Catholics Pedophile genocide now
youtu.be/GQPyEKlWNMs

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>I am smart! You are wrong!

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Sure you are, buddy. With that sense of humor, I'm sure it'll last

FYI: this was the Kind of garbage that made me remain a Christcuck when I was still cucking for (((Christ))). Thank you nu atheists!

Dusting off the ol' fedora, ay?

I'm atheist but this guy is a smug retard.

>DO YOU BELIEB IN TALKING SNAKES?
>DO YOU BELIEB IN ANGELS?

Why can't Christians believe in something for philosophical reasons? He DOES know western civilisation is based on European cultures, values and religion, right?

Your god's fake, champ. Time to grow up.

christfags btfo!
youtube.com/watch?v=lLnDy9Mjbnc

Australia...is everything ok? you're not yourself

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Just got it resized with elastic so it could fit over my eyebrow fat ;)

>no atheist.
eh, did quick glance at his wiki.
It spends a long, winding paragraph to say that he's an agnostic atheist with the position that atheism isn't a euphoric religion of saying there is no god.
also:
>While critical of all organized religions, saying "they're all stupid and dangerous", Maher says all religions are not alike, and has drawn comparisons and contrasts between them.[88][89] He has said, "By any standard, Mormonism is more ridiculous than any other religion."[90] He has referred to tenets of Judaism as "insane" and "funny", and has said Buddhism "includes crazy whack shit that doesn't exist, that somebody made up, like reincarnation".[73] He has described Christianity and Islam as more "warlike", and has asserted that, like historic Christianity, present-day Islam needs to undergo its own reformation and enlightenment.[91]

Maybe he's a practicing jew in hiding but I doubt it. A good chunk Zionists were anti-religious/ atheist. I personally think Zionism is it's own form pseudo-religion b/c it depends on elevating Holocaust to mythic status in order to legitimize itself.

>telling lies for jesus, while pretending to be atheist

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I give it a 3 out of 10. Not enough laughing gas

Not trying to refute that Jew.
It would require listening to him.

To be safe for all eternity:
A: Admit that you are a sinner, who violates the Will of God, and that you need a Saviour.
B: Believe that Jesus Christ, Son of God & Messiah, died for you sins and rose again, as prophesied and recorded in the Word of God.
C: Call on His name, ask Him to save you, and confess that He is Lord.

Some resources that may help:
TTB.org has a verse by verse Bible Study for download or daily listening.
Chuck Missler’s Learn the Bible in 24 Hours (youtu.be/PZ3hESj__M8)
Robert Breaker’s Bible Study and Topical Sermons (youtu.be/H124iZiyGUs)
J.D. Farag’s Bible Study and Prophecy Updates ( youtu.be/UK4b6tGThI4 )

Clearlywrittendotnet YouTube channel details near future events. (youtu.be/zRrkUymeST4)

BlueLetterBible.org has a free online bible & apps with cross references.

OneForIsrael.org is a group of Israeli Jews who know Jesus is their messiah.

Unsealed.org tracks information that points to Jesus’s soon return.

Watchfortheday.org shows how many world events are prophetically and numerically linked.

The End is nigh. Tomorrow may be too late.

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No really, it's the same thing as shitty bill nye. He gets on his high horse to argue with sub-iq retards about angels and talking snakes. What do "smart people" get out of this? Are they really trying to prove these things don't exist? Even an ameoba brained retard wouldn't do this. Embarrassing as fuck.

Gott strafe Bill Maher. Er strafe er!

Based on the pic you posted, I assume you're queer.

*ihn

Grammar

If the talking-snake part of the bible is not to be taken literally due to being obviously ridiculous, how is the invisible-magic-floating-faggot-in-the-sky-zapping-up-a-universe-with-his-magic-wand part supposed to be taken?

Your last bit implies you believe me and counters what you first said.
Secondly, at which point did I ever make a joke?

You're a silly one, user. You need to grow up some.

It amazes me how militant atheists claim to be free from religion yet live day by day chained to it constantly attacking it all the time to the point where it consumes his entire essence.

That is true, Zionists do use the holocaust to justify the land stealing. Bill Maher strikes me as a closet Jewish supremacist though. Judaism is not the same as any other religion and Jews who have honestly disavowed Judaism will tell you its not. Judaism is not a universal religion unlike Christianity, Islam, Buddhism, etc. Its only for the "chosen ones", the chosen race. No other religion in the world is race based like this. Bill Maher does not strike me as stupid or ignorant about this. Thus I've inferred he is being dishonest.
youtube.com/watch?v=HytrKvXGljc&app=desktop

This guy gets it.

samefaggery

I'm the one that made the joke, leaf. Jesus christ

You said " With that sense of humour, I'm sure it will last".
That "joke" of yours heavily implies that my poor sense of humour would ruin my marriage.

Are you high, or just really low IQ?

>I've inferred he is being dishonest.
he may very well be but he may be like everyone else in Hollywood: not willing to go full critical on jews b/c he'll never work again.

H's right, though. They always pick the lowest denominator the can, avoiding any real debate with anyone actually intelligent or diverse in their views, so they cannot be countered in any way.

The movies/ documentaries are always presented in an extremely biased manner as well.
Anyone who thinks they are truly " educational" is highly underdeveloped and does not have much intellectual curiousity or real world experience.
Hence why these things are so popular with teenagers and young adults ( under 25).

Some people prefer Star Wars over Jewish sandnigger ferrytales. Before the Jews ruined that one, too.

Atheists
>you can prove god is real with tangible evidence I win
Clap clap
Christian's
>you cant prove that he doesnt exist
Booooooooo

He is not fake. He is real. And I believe in Him. And you should look outside the box and take into consideration that there is transcendence.

I’ve watched this. What good point against god did he make?

>2018
>following a Middle Eastern religion and bowing for a kike on a stick

None

Sort of seems like proof that this behavior is genetic

The movie is arguing organized religion, though he refers to God as a "magical space man".

Why do you need to argue that these things don't exist so badly? Are you ok?

That's generally how it goes. Proof of burden, so on and so forth

he's literally nothing, no one cares what he thinks, he's even dumber than sam and sam is dumb as fuck, hitch was the last good one and he's dead and probably in hell though he possibly accepted Christ on his death bed so he might be OK, if he was sincere

You got scammed, mate. If not for people as dumb as you, priests would have to get a real job. And pay tax.

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If only God were so cool. Unfortunately it's just some weird semitic dust catcher from 2,000 years ago who watches you jerk off to anime and frowns.

You appear to have dodged the question. try again.

Hear the good news, you can be saved. God bless and may the lord take you into his fold.

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No for real, why do you need to argue that sky fairies and talking snakes don't exist? You're literally just as retarded as the people arguing they do exist.

You know nothing about spirituality homie, you're obviously low IQ so why should anyone explain things to you that you don't have the capacity to understand?

Dodged the question again. Have another crack at it.

based

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>he's lost the argument and wants me to answer his shit question
"no"

He goes full on Zionist though with his Netanyahu interviews. Its true he wouldn't get airtime but that's the entire problem with the news and entertainment industry.

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I mean, I have problems with organized religion too, but I’m a Christian.

It was very clear that his focal point was “Christ is le stooped”

I’m curious what parts of that argument anyone found convincing.

>got nothing
Just like every godtard ever.

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>unironically attacking the literal writing
Come on now. They're ideas and symbols of larger truths not actual people.

>75% of the bible is the Jewish Torah
>remainder is about a knocked up thot who gives birth to possibly the only cool person in scriptures: the Jew who hates Jews and loved non-Jews to a point of an hero

Good job faggot

The flock will only grow, we are in the 11th hour of the 6th day. We are the last generation.

Have you read The Wandering Who? by Gilad Atzmon? Detailed description about all of this, Nothing fundamentally new for any user here

I'm atheist you cunt. Why would i argue that god exists for the sake of your sub-iq parameters?

Again, why are you arguing so vehemently that these things DONT exist? You're just as retarded.

soon.

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>muh current year
Like we are better than jews... We all gonna be equal in front of God on the Judgement Day.