AUS/POL/ Shitpost Shelter Edition

Evening Lads. Hope you Queenslanders weren't hit too rough.
THEME: youtube.com/watch?v=YvqspLzkEBE

>Opt Out of MHR
myhealthrecord.gov.au/for-you-your-family/opt-out-my-health-record

>Scandals for Labor and the Unions
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>Chinese Influence on our Major parties
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>Commons Index [WIP] [Updated]
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>WA hospital crisis
unv.is/watoday.com.au/national/western-australia/catastrophic-failure-the-emergency-within-wa-s-emergency-departments-20181012-p5099x.html

>Longwei Xu, friend of Chinese billionaire Richard Liu, jailed over rape at exclusive Sydney party
unv.is/baka.com.au/national/nsw/chinese-billionaire-s-friend-jailed-over-rape-after-exclusive-sydney-party-20181012-p5098l.html

>Mum, baby pelted by hailstones while caught in storm on Qld highway
unv.is/baka.com.au/national/queensland/all-hell-breaks-loose-as-rain-hail-tornadoes-lash-seq-20181011-p5093u.html

>Suicide rate higher for tradies with anxiety, depression
unv.is/news.com.au/lifestyle/health/mind/the-silent-shame-killing-hordes-of-australian-tradies-every-year/news-story/5ef83ef758bc38083fbb8777afc9b782

>RBA warns trade war a 'prominent' risk to economy
unv.is/theage.com.au/business/the-economy/prominent-risk-rba-warns-trade-war-threatens-australia-s-economy-20181012-p509af.html

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unv.is/theage.com.au/world/europe/bus-crash-in-germany-injures-tourists-australians-included-20181012-p50987.html
unv.is/news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/worlds-worst-pedo-convicted-of-900-rapes-and-sex-attacks-on-kids-sentenced-to-22-years-jail/news-story/9f22f051254d56892211644ec01027b6
unv.is/watoday.com.au/national/western-australia/police-crime-stoppers-make-fresh-appeals-on-dozens-of-wa-cold-cases-20181009-p508pc.html
unv.is/theage.com.au/business/small-business/ato-switchboard-numbers-spoofed-as-scammers-get-more-sophisticated-20181011-p508zr.html
unv.is/sbs.com.au/news/morrison-says-religious-schools-should-not-expel-gay-kids-as-ruddock-recommendations-leaked
hooktube.com/watch?v=nZ05ZZfVxkE
hooktube.com/watch?v=c-zVty3zhLc
youtube.com/watch?v=7KFhX0x_sU0
youtube.com/watch?v=O5p9ZhkGNm0
youtu.be/-YrhLv2vzVw
dignitas.ch/?lang=en
nationalgeographic.com.au/australia/four-thousand-years-ago-indians-landed-in-australia.aspx
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

>'Just be quiet' soldier told woman, 60, as he punched her head: Court
unv.is/brisbanetimes.com.au/national/queensland/just-be-quiet-soldier-told-woman-60-as-he-punched-her-head-court-20181012-p509bb.html

>International tourists, including Australians, injured on board coach
unv.is/theage.com.au/world/europe/bus-crash-in-germany-injures-tourists-australians-included-20181012-p50987.html

>INTERNATIONAL - Gold toothed monster, more than 900 rapes and sexual attacks; Russia paedophile jailed
unv.is/news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/worlds-worst-pedo-convicted-of-900-rapes-and-sex-attacks-on-kids-sentenced-to-22-years-jail/news-story/9f22f051254d56892211644ec01027b6

>Police, Crime Stoppers make fresh appeals on dozens of WA cold cases
unv.is/watoday.com.au/national/western-australia/police-crime-stoppers-make-fresh-appeals-on-dozens-of-wa-cold-cases-20181009-p508pc.html

>ATO switchboard numbers spoofed as scammers get more sophisticated
unv.is/theage.com.au/business/small-business/ato-switchboard-numbers-spoofed-as-scammers-get-more-sophisticated-20181011-p508zr.html

>Morrison says religious schools should not expel gay kids, as Ruddock recommendations leaked
unv.is/sbs.com.au/news/morrison-says-religious-schools-should-not-expel-gay-kids-as-ruddock-recommendations-leaked


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>Power struggles- life off grid
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>Silicosis crisis: Workers dying making kitchen benchtops
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>Gold Coast Is Attraction For Sun Worshippers. Australian Diary 83
youtube.com/watch?v=7KFhX0x_sU0
>The Digger Carries On (1919)
youtube.com/watch?v=O5p9ZhkGNm0

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>fuck off we're fu--

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G'day Brucie, how's it in Oz?

Never been fuller.

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The usual cobber;
The housing market is tanking

Massive hailstones and tornadoes up northeast

Drowning in asians and indians

Suicide rate getting higher and higher for men as feminist media also reaches peak capacity

Buy Lithgow if you're sending us strength.

>Lithgow
>Arms factory
>That sweet engraved gold plated desert eagle upstairs at the museum.

How bad are tornadoes in Australia?

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>>Opt Out of MHR

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Pretty difficult to get through from my understanding, but mostly the north, especially north-east gets hit.

However, we do get nasty dust devils out towards the inner areas of Australia. That being, anywhere past the coastline.

Man, that sounds 'orrible. But then again, we worse off than you, and you have desert to bugger off into.

youtu.be/-YrhLv2vzVw

Are you going to vote user?
Make sure you vote the right way.

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what's for dinner /auspol/?

for me, it's the mcchicken, the best fast food sandwich

Slow roast beef, seasoned roast potatoes w/ mozzarella melted, frozen peas and corn.
Was gonna use some of that Four Cheeses stuff but conserving food in case of a crisis.

>what's for dinner?
Free range tofu burger and a onions latte

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I had a burger and asparagus

MRE's.
Pepperoni Pizza right now. I can't wait to have rock hard shit.

What percentage of AUS/POL/ posters are NPC's?

According to a survey I conducted, the majority of AUS/POL/ users are White Collar.

Extrapolate from that what you will.

Because David Leyonhjelm is fucking based.

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Fewer than 1%.
Definitely the burger who posts the "fuck off we're fu..." every thread.

I think that genetically we're mostly not NPCs as a populace. Well, outside of Melbourne and the media anyway.

I'm not an NPC :(

That's exactly what an NPC would say.

Has anyone here got a solar and battery system? I'm wondering when the right time to jump into to the solar meme is.

maybe 80%
we get the muh fee fee student activist larping as nazis drones who are particularly predictable and repetitive with their topics of discussion, aways trying to guide discussion to a point where they get on their soapbox and proclaim how much of a great "human" they are but it reads like NPC reddit drool because they can't switch out of their reddit mode, they think everything they say is attributed to some online entity which isn't the case here, like so they totally don't get the point of an IMAGEBOARD and format discussion like a subreddit complete with links and activism that ties into their little agenda

>right time
About 2050
>solar downturn for the next 30 years
>decreased solar activity = increased cosmic rays hitting atmospehre
>cosmic rays cause cloud seeding
>cosmic rays cause volcanic acticity
>cloud cover and volcanic activity ruin the efficiency of photovoltaics

Bro, you're fucked in the head.

iktfb :( people can't see the ME fore the NPC

wtfs going on lads? - our state funded NPC news has been putting a couple of sympathetic articles on Trump the past 2 days. I think they are scared.

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the one where the reporter was having a cry at a rally because he couldn't do some 'gotcha' journalism on the crowd?

Daily reminder that the ABC is the best national broadcast in the country; SBS is a close second.

I don't often see this, how common does this happen exactly?

And if the imageboard particularity thing is taking a shot at "links and activism", the entire site indexes important links and resources for the importance of archival, and facilitation of research.

The entity is the community and the community gathers large congress over information that they would love to expand upon.

t. NPC

Nah I mean it. Programming works so poorly on us.

reheated hungry jacks cheeseburger.
drinking red stripe (jamaican beer) $11 six pack from dan murphys, and bowlers run red wine ($2.90).

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>Vic state Liberals were set for a landslide victory in the coming election
>now way behind because of the federal liberal brainlets
I can't take it, nobody in this state understands what they are voting for with Labor. Can't wait for more phat taxes, rego spikes and tollroads to build a multi billion dollar train ring connecting already well connected in Melbourne suburbs to increase the mobility of African mobs which don't exist.

There's been a definite tonal shift, even QandA is starting to revert back to low rating economist fellation rather than a propagandist platform. Guthrie knew what she was doing.

yeah that one was a nothing - literally highschool tier puff piece, however normally they would be doing some NPC programming comments on 'this is who we are' and so on.

Thanks fren

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I'm gonna cook some chicken on the barbie and pour some of this shit on it.

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In no particular order

Katter
One Nation
Sustainable Australia
Australian Conservatives

We should regularly list pol approved parties when the election happens.

yes you proved my point entirely, well done

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>reheated hungry jacks cheeseburger.
dignitas.ch/?lang=en

Putting aside the majority of your whingy post, I tend to think your guess is somewhat accurate at 80%.

Well enough is well enough, though there is definitely something to be said for the connection that most people have/feel to an underlying racial/Australian identity.

ily bb, never change

oh no you downvote my post? ahhh muh feelings go ouchie

>low-effort posting of this level
Not even worth the reply, guy.

No you don't have a point, you sound like that pathetic whiny bitch from the other threads who kept talking about "MUH REDDIT" and refusing, after multiple inquiries about what to change, to give a solid answer. If you did, it was "just end it you redditor", which is a coward's way out and probably what you're so accustomed to doing.

You act like the NPCs you claim to criticize. Nobody has gotten up on their "soapbox" to act like "human being"s, and calling boots-on-the-ground activism "muh student fee-fees larping as nazi drones" is not only a false descriptor, it ignores taking interest for any cause at all.

The most useful generals consistently posted on this IMAGEBOARD happen to also contain information resources to better and benefit people. This is not soapboxing, it is not a direct movement or "reddit" page, it's just me keeping schedule and promises to provide the necessities, and a little more, and you being a whiny little prick.

If you want something done to change Australia, you do it. You are such a soft cock, please do something with your life.

>B-but NPCs!
>B-but you're not doing what I want!
>MUH REDDIT! REDDIT! MUH REDDIT!

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>(You)

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beef ravioli, boiled then fried in butter and black pepper and served with feta cheese. im tryin to bulk a little without junk food. i just jewtubed a clip about the soup sumo blokes eat and i might give that a shot soon. looks tasty too.

Chill out dude. None of it matters.
Australia once had a blue eyed, blonde haired, white skinned people who could mine and forge metals.
Everything about this country is a lie.

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Careful user, if you keep going you'll turn into the mega goy and put the rest of us hard-working aussies out of a job.

We still do and still can. Our population declination has only begun to become interracial, at the verge of a right-wing political avenue.
We have so much at our fingertips, it's yours for the taking, if you can muster the will to push on.

Nah you missed my point. This country had those people /before/ it had abos.
>Australian Aboriginal myth and legend speaks of a race of culture-heroes that inhabited the land before them in the long-ago Dreamtime, and who had passed on much of their culture to the Aborigines. These culture-heroes are variously described as being pale or white-skinned; that they shaped many natural geological features and erected many, often truly monolithic rock formations, and worshipped the Sun, Moon and Stars.
>They appear to have given the Aborigines laws and passed on elements of their religion, such as Sun, Earth-Mother and Sky-Father worship, and other aspects of their ceremonial life.

Anunaki

Who's getting high this evening?
What's your poison?

I'm just about to chop up a nice hydro/bush mix with some port royal; Guinness is chilling in the fridge.

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What is the best weed for a body high?

Source on this though?
I can understand the concept of a derivative of Neanderthal who would've done this, especially those coming from the Caucacus down through central/eastern asia towards the land bridges.

Although, Aboriginals do not have much "culture", it's so fractured and splintered it barely resembles a cohesive culture except for constants of generic hunter-gatherer stuff. They have very little actual "inventions" to their name. It just sounds like a bunch of propaganda.

Dmt

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Nah m8. Phoenicians/Canaanites.
The mines of King Solomon were in North Queensland. The abos have only been here for ~4000 years - and were brought here from India by the global empire of Phoenicia.

All the disgusting abo child abuse rituals were their low-IQ attempts to recreate the Canaanite religion.

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Love you guys.

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having a cheeky spliff or two, but no idea what strain or if sativa/indica.
also drunk AF and still got half of my $14 dan murphys haul left.

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Indica-heavy strains.

Apparently the ancient African civilizations may have travelled to Australia back in the day.

The picture in this post is a phoenician designed iron chariot axle. It was found in a Phoenician-style settlement ruins near Sarina.

Even (((Nat Geo))) admit the Indian connection at the right time.
Of course to keep with the "muh oldest culcha" meme they refuse to accept that this was when abos actually arrived here in the first place.

nationalgeographic.com.au/australia/four-thousand-years-ago-indians-landed-in-australia.aspx

WHO HERE

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Is the DRUM on this arvo?
Does anyone listen to HACK?

the only australian state that has been literally fucking nuked.
why could it not be victoria instead?

Chicken tendies with salad. Maybe this for dessert.

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Reading through some of this stuff now, and while the "axle" is considered a washup from 2001, this is pretty esoteric and I'm only hearing about it.

Fascinating how many hidden things are kept from us.
Any idea about those discoveries of the mummified in New Zealand?

I heard on the radio that you guys use social services to take away aboriginal children and then rape them. What’s up with that ausbros?

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There's an Egyptian site in the NSW central coast that Egyptologists from both Egypt and Europe have verified as legitimate.
But there was one aboriginal expert in Melbourne who told the government that it couldn't possibly be Egyptian so they revoked all the permits for archaeologists to study the area.

You can go and look at it yourself, but trying to do any serious study on the "obvious hoax" will get you laughed out of academia and/or arrested for vandalism.

You heard wrong. We used to use social services to take away abo children to stop them being raped. But now we aren't allowed to do that any more because raping children is part of their "cultural identity".

Stolen Generation propaganda.

Real story is that the government commissioned a program to avoid abusive and horrid Aboriginal home conditions for Aboriginal children, as well as convict mothers who had resided in Australia at the time.

Aboriginal children were taken from their tribes and communities and placed into approved foster homes and positions of manual taskwork if of-age. Same with white children who were taken from convict mothers deemed incapable of taking care of their child. Kind of like a colonial version of Child Protective Services.

Now it's been twisted to all hell and paints Australians as evil wicked abductors for agenda reasons.

How much to abos rape?

read the image here

*Do

>'Just be quiet' soldier told woman, 60, as he punched her head

Burn the coal, pay the toll ... especially at her age.

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>How much to abos rape?
well it's as close as they'll get to an actual job.

Aboriginal land entitlement makes everyone suffer in the fields of research, even biologists/geneticists/analysts.

One call to the press and it all implodes with claims of violation. My personal interest is Aboriginal hunter-gatherer abilities which are already employed as strategic advantage in reconnaissance, and their supposed landmark-fixed unique spatial memory patterning.

Would it be a bother to ask for those mentioned Egyptologists?

They should all be gunned down. How were they allowed to live this long?
Kek

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raping them is free. as we all know, you can't rape a gin.

>heir supposed landmark-fixed unique spatial memory patterning.

So they supersoldiers?

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Nah, I asked how much do they rape. I wouldn't want to rape them. Bestiality is illegal.

Apparently they have very acute spatial senses and rely on spatial visualization for their memory to operate.
This is no surprise for a matriarchal society though, since men judge things by distance and women judge things by landmarks in nature.

Testing involved in allowing for better cognition and memory usage requires them to connect certain stimuli, concepts, or objects to certain features in their visualization of an environment. They visualize to conceptualize, essentially; a kettle is 1, a fridge is 2, the kitchen means 3.

They are exceptionally adapted for hunter-gatherer type activities considering their nature as practically wild tribals.

This is as far as I know, but further research into this could solve their educational crisis and unlock the key to fulfilling their potential, and frontier research into them is wanted anyway for the genetic components of what is apparently a 40k+ year old genetic lineage.

I want abo gf

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yuck.

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So they _will_ make best soldiers to defend country.

We need them at the war frontline where they make best contribution for their skills.

Anything beyond recon you're pushing it.
Low IQ, large fat reserves and mental imbalance causes casualties in the heat of war.

I got banned for posting this in an Aus/pol/ thread weeks ago
i'm having Peroni for din dins got a few potato gems cooking in the oven craving KFC real bad but bit fucking poor to have a luxury like KFC
yeah it's pretty sad this country has no actual industry we don't produce anything well at least the boomers all have gibs and comfy consultant jobs
Tendies are an American thing what happened to crispy strips even KFC changed the name

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So combining these facts, they will make best supersoldier raping machines to overwhelm the enemy.

Who needs guns when you have airbourne rape-artists in your assenal.

I can't find anything but the hoax debunkers and obvious ancient-alien tier conspiracy websites on google now. I guess maybe they weren't real after all.

Apologies for wasting your time.

>Low IQ, large fat reserves and mental imbalance causes casualties in the heat of war.

Who said we were planning for them to come back?

Don't worry m8. Being the outback it's natural to find conspiracies afoot. The dust is a strange, dark place.

G'day, my name is Bruce Kobayashi. I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japaussie (Aussie culture fan for you foreigners). I trap and wrestle crocodiles on my farm, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior Aussie passtimes. (Bbq, Surfing, Racism) I train with my boomerang every day, this superior weapon can permanently cripple a military aged Emu, and is vastly superior to any other method of Avian subjugation. I earned my boomerang license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak Bogan fluently, both Cambletown and Frankston dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Aussie history and their bogan code, which I follow 100% When I get my Aussie visa, I am moving to Ipswich to work at a disability support center to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a crocodile wrestler for the Australia Zoo or an call center operator for Centrelink! I own several pairs of thongs, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Australia, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak Bogan as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck Down Under!

Abos are our only defense against the emu
>the alcohol content in the abo blood is poison to the emu

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Not really the outback though. I've been there. It's about 40 minutes outside Sydney.

Nice fucking effort, mate.