>The Met Office has issued an Amber Warning for South Wales, Northern Ireland and Western Scotland – meaning Storm Callum officially poses a life-threatening risk.
>Forecasters are warning people of potential flooding and gale force winds causing dangerous travel conditions.
>Storm Callum: Flights cancelled and schools closed - see how your area is affected
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BUMP.
England was destroyed awhile ago
Guess you losers should’ve binned your fucking hurricanes
death to all :D
>mfw forgot to renew hurricane license this year
good hope it kills the queen
Good blow them back to them back to the middle east
guess i better walk down the shop in a minute then, before it starts pissing it down
>...and why that's a Good Thing
It's already windy and rainy here
Bin may fall over soon :DDDDD
>Good blow them back to them back to the middle east
chinese spotted
my local shop does not open until 8am. i hope it doesnt start raining in the next 15 mins. wind is fine here so far
More guns then you faggit
>Doesnt even know what host country he is in
>doesnt even notice an australian flag is in the background
wow Xiuying
what are you buying?
Remember to buy the milk. Always got sold out when its stormy where I lived in surrey.
>Amber warning
Calm down you Ponce
What are they saying that it gets windy and rainy here in october? Surley not
LETS PRAY FOR TOTAL DESTRUCTION!
LET THE ISLAND SINK!
does anyone ironically see this is a negative thing? im sure uk is finally happy to see some excitement to their country. i for one would look forward to a storm if i lived there
god speed Scotland Ireland and brexit
what about ireland? they're first
Gott strafe England. Er strafe es!
Yeah you don’t wanna get caught in a storm
Is (((the Daily Stormer))) covering the event?
Hahaha retards. I just iceskate on my feet when that happens here. Anglos are so inept
>America gets hit by a few hurricanes
>UK gets a light sprinkle
>Oi is the end of the world it is, it is! God save the queen!
>Its been 842 years and the UK still wants to be like the US.
Got Strafe England
We've already started erecting large sails on land, the largest pirate vessel ever constructed, the meme of sailing away from europe is now a reality.
wait, japanese people drink milk??
Time to get up and go to work, today is the day I will get blown..but not as I would like.
Just to give you an idea, Here are some before and after photos.
Now Island saint Joe
Yeah. When I went to England a friend from osaka we called cheese man as he always bought cheese and took it to class.
Japan doesn't have many different cheese.
This. But it will be fine once their queen "wakes up".
i wondered what was going on, i looked out my window and all the trees and bushes are at a 45 degree angle and shaking manically
It was very windy a few weeks ago and two people died. One was hit by a tree, I think, and another blew off a cliff in their caravan. My rose arches got smashed by a tree limb.
We give all this money to help other countries after natural disasters, why aren't they helping us?
When I woke up this morning I noticed it was windy, then I realised I'd been destroyed.
Sad.
So then I went and made breakfast.
Good luck, user.
This was caused by the same storm that's about to hit the UK
if only we'd shoot to shoot at it like the mutts would.
Audible kek
Here's a link
You Americans make your houses out of cardboard so I think we'll be fine
Wow, this refugee detector looks pretty cool
bye brittanistan
I didn't understand your post. If only you were taught English like us, instead of Arabic.
>Britain exists since the dawn of the modern civilized man
>never has a hurricane
>imports millions of muslims and abandons god
>gets fucked by the wrath of god
Oi, you got a loicense for that upright bipedal movement?
their queen is part of the problem. the entire royalty is.
>implying all houses in America are built the same
>admits it
You’re funny.
Now do the truffle shuffle.
Which is the loicense line?
He is a Kiwicunt, Mate.
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It's still 60km/h winds here.
We windy bois now
Yeah, it's a bit breezy. Reckon I'll take the dog for a walk in a bit, then have a nice cup of tea. If the neighbours have eggs in the honesty box I might have poached eggs on toast.
Anyone else a hardcore prepper like me?
>Mexico beach
>looks like Mexico now
not up hill you don't Mohammed
hopefully it blows the religion of peace away.
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Where are the comfy live streams?
Oi you got a loicense for that CCTV Camera?
I knew I should've taken my phone. It was hell I tell you, the selfish little bastard kids are keeping the eggs to bake a cake this weekend.
Give me a minute and I'll get a Gofundme started.
Err no, only Ireland is fucked, Wales as well. England and Scotland are absolutely fine, in fact it's just a little windy here and quite nice.
It's mild and sunny outside, I'm about to hang some washing. Looks like Kent and the whole southeast is missing it entirely.
>Hits Scotland
You should really edit that, someone should edit it to actually hit England.
Dunno what you're talking about m8
We'll only get the tail end of it, Ireland and Wales absorb most of the storms that hit.
GOTT STAFF THEM. Thank you Ireland and Wales for being good sports.
i miss those "britain heatwave" threads
everybody thinks we're idiots because of our shit tabloid press
>tabloid weather articles
Slightly windy then I guess.
West Scotland reporting
Its a bit windy but it doesnt seem that bad
Hope it gets worse and kills a lot of people though, this shithole could do with a clean up like that
THE HOUR IS APPROACHING!
JOIN ME IN PRAYER.
Fuck off you autistic cunt
Holy fucking shit, that's worse than I expected even.
>those rare Chuck Norris houses tho
>Mirror
>Daily star
Fuck off retards
I hope my wheelie bins will be safe.
I might nip by Tescos on the way back from work and fill me car full of loaves of Kingsmill.
>Prepped
Stop being a fag. Before the met started naming this shit we just called it the weather.
Very nice original and non-predictable post!
>negative comment detected, initiate meme post
>I'm not an NPC! Jow Forums is right because it says it's right!
>Jow Forums said thing, must post opposite
>no u
>South Wales, Northern Ireland and Western Scotland
who fucking cares
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>error, no additional responses programmed
That feel when home from work, coffee, rain and wind outside.
Cosy desu lads.
Oi, just let us prep some EU relief funds.
Payments will start from 01.Apr. 2019 to all those affected.
EU relief funds 4all y'all !
Almost all. After the next fool's day y'all !
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faggot cuck brit spotted. Are you scared of what is in the FISA? When the news comes out, and you are officially declared enemies of the USA, who is going to come to your aid?
Last time England freaked out about a storm or a hurricane the most notable thing that happened here was my neighbours bin being pushed over by the wind. Give them more hurricanes I say it'll be funny to watch them buy out all the bread and milk like its the apocalypse again
>Walk up street on snowy part for a few steps.
>Skate with feet going diagonally downhill to desired location.
Not rocket science, my dude.
>Send help!
Time to reschedule the wedding AGAIN.
What kind if faggot names a storm callum?