/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL || The Fake News Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

>Bannon: Trump @War re-up 9/28/18
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NEW APPEARANCES
>GOPAd: Unhinged Mob 10/11/18
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>Pres Trump @Interagency Task Force on Human Trafficking 10/11/18
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>Pres Trump meets w/Kanye&Jim Brown 10/11/18
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>Pres Trump signs Save Our Seas Act 10/11/18
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>Pres Trump signs Copyright (and nuke energy) Music Act 10/11/18
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>Pres Trump on F&F 10/11/18
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>VP Pence/AgrSec Perdue on Hurr Michael impact 10/11/8
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>VP Pence/SoS Pompeo/DHSSec Nielsen @Conf on CentAmerica 10/11/18
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>HHSSec Azar on FBN 10/11/18
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>SBAAdm McMahon to Hurr Victims 10/11/18
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>SBAAdm McMahon Visits Hurr Flo victims 10/11/18
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>NECDir Kudlow on CNBC 10/11/18
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>SpiceDaddy on FBN 10/11/18
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>Corey on CSPAN 10/11/18
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>Greatest Ally Bibi Celebrates USNavy's 243rd Birthday 10/11/18
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>Apollo 7 50th Anniversary 10/11/18
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>DoDVideo: USCG Drug Bust 10/11/18
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>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 10/11/18
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I ran out of bait
how do I find relevant content to post

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>relevant content
>/ptg/

post suoyboys

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Not good for Sinema and the Dems in AZ. Lets see if it catches on; might be the opportunity for mcSally to close this out.

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Titties are always relevant.

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kanye is still relevant

Vote and bring your uncucked friends and family with you.

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I HAVE A PLAN
IT INCLUDES MAGA

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tick tock apes
twitter.com/MachinePix/status/1050575795859517440

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>Mr. Trump earlier in the week said Chicago should strongly consider implementing a stop-and-frisk program like the one New York City had. But West said many people told him the most important thing is to make sure to curb any stop-and-frisk policies. West said the focus needs to be on love instead.

Wow, what a revolutionary, what a free thinker. BASED BLACKS

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Mods have been dicks to me lately though, I'd rather not

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No they won't. Deep state niggers get away with everything.

post yfw libtards are STILL trying to milk this Taylor thing

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if my congressperson or senator has a town hall and the district is ironclad dem, is it still worth going if I have the chance?

Jesus, I thought this whole NPC thing was a meme, but then my sister was going off today about how Trump is a bad man like usual and I asked her "why" and she looked at me for a second then went fucking ballistic. She was screeching noises that I don't think were even english and mostly just physically attacking me. It was insane.

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100,000 keks

Are all leftists NPCs? They don't seem to understand logic.

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King Arthur and MAGA you say?

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Yes

i'll be happy if they take out the jews or niggers first

Let's have a moment of silence for all the blacks crying right now from whites saying the word nigger

> Following a discussion in Twitter
> Yyou have to click every tweet to see its separate replies and chains
> When you click it, you only see that tweet's replies.

Who came up with this garbage idea

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My mom did the same thing back in 2016 and accused me of being brainwashed when I asked her if she'd ever watched an unedited Trump rally.

Join us as we expose the NPCs and brign this meme to the next level.

CNNPC, MSNPC, NPCNEWS.

Good. Release me from this fleshy prison. I must get free.

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I have never had a single thought in my entire life, and the idea of having one has never crossed my mind. Ever.

Ayy, a fellow Lancer-fag.

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>13 tons
>claw at it with your fingernails
this will never not be funny to me

Nigger

Does anyone have the SNL NPC meme? It's animated.

Jow Forums, a website whose layout hasnt been updated since 2003, is better (with Jow Forums X).

Kek

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Tell her to grow a skin and get out of your sight. No time for thots.

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This meme is really putting the hurt on them for some reason.

They watched too much capeshit and shonen anime as kids.

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It is because when i click one reply to see its replies, the others don't vanish.

She's pretty great.

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>Only the top 10% of humanity should breed.
>And how do you expect to get all the negroes, hispanics, arabs, and chinks to follow this little ideology of yours?

Pay them to have abortions.

vote for the spic to replace feinstien

Ah I see men of taste

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They are beings of pure emotion and impulse. They cannot be reasoned with once the tantrum begins.
Voted Feinstein for the same reason why the left loves giving Heimbach and Spencer media attention. Also she might kick the bucket in office leaving the dems without a senator for awhile.

Imagine going into a video game and trying to explain to an npc that it's an npc or questioning why something is, when that reason isn't in their script. It's simply inconceivable to them so they fly into a rage.

Being able to ponder that one might be an npc calmly is the mark of a PC

>They already do slave labor and have very harsh sentences.

Most of the murders committed are because of idiots like you!

Juries & Judges send dangerous violent criminals away, and idiots like you give them an early release, then the criminal goes out and kills some innocent person because YOU let them out of prison instead of keeping them locked away like they should have been.

The real solution: PENAL COLONIES IN AFRICA!

Stop "catch & release" send them away to africa, never to return.

Problem solved.

I want her to step on my balls while calling me a sweety sweetums

Jimmy Kernel would like to have a word with you all. It's time for an upgrade. Don't pay attention to anything that makes fun of the NPC meme.

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Did Ossoff ever marry that girl he was bullied into proposing to?

You lads already preorder your figmas?

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It stabs at their false sense of uniqueness

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The false sense of uniqueness is as old as civilization itself.

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This.

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mobile.twitter.com/engadget/status/1050566315503693824

The Skynet will be here from the future soon enough user

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Try not living in an expensive big city or California. But if you're stuck there vote yes on prop 6.

>women can't understand stocks or make an effective budget
Figures.

wait I found the answer:
>Jon Ossoff has officially moved to the Sixth District. The Democrat, who still hasn't ruled out a campaign against Republican Karen Handel, now lives in an apartment in Brookhaven -- near where he grew up. He drew criticism during that epic U.S. House special election for living near Emory University, a few miles outside the district, so that his fiance could walk to her classes at Emory University's medical school. She is now overseas completing graduate coursework, untethering him from the need to be near the campus.

kek

their is no release

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>had a bunch of kids while knowing she didn't have the means to take care of them properly.

let me guess her political affiliation.

I don’t budget for shit and I work like 20 hours living in an apartment. This gotta suck though

Regardless to shill tactic or not, there is truth to this tweet. When I see people like Hannity or Dobbs go "muh economy!" over and over again as the end all be all to Trump's success, I really feel like that is a misstep. Most people can't see a real difference between a good economy and a bad economy. It would make more sense to champion the cultural victories Trump has map more than "muh economy". It just feels like focusing on that helps the republicans get pegged as the "party for the rich" like they have a reputation of being.

> Just abandon the land and let the Chinks and foreigners take the cities.

Oddly pro-multiculti open-borders pro-corporatte reply in /ptg/, not that I mind.

And yet she can afford high speed internet access at home as well as a smart phone with a data plan so she can keep her twitter followers up to date about how much she spent on groceries.

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>lower middle class
>"strict paycheck to paycheck budget"
>pearl necklace in bio pic

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Chinese are based. I'd be okay if Cali were all Chinese.

How about close the borders and stop overhyping big overcrowded cities. Cosmopolitanism is the cancer of the 2010's.

NPC Template

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Just got my white privilege card in the mail signed by trump himself. Going to get my free lamborghini tomorrow.

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I spent my white privilege card on a telescope and a set of skis

Living paycheck-to-paycheck is a personal problem, not an economy problem. Fucking roasties, man...

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It's funny because Liberals would always talk about how great the economy was by pointing to the stock market during the Obama years & would ignore stagnating wages, higher cost of living & higher premiums thanks to Obamacare

So funny how it all works for Liberals

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Isn't the free lambo great?

you got ripped off my nigga

Cox wins appoints repub senator imagine the riots.

Since when King Arthur is a fucking woman?

This is exactly what the Left did during the Obama years though, they are just hypocrites

well I'm saving some of my white privilege in case I get arrested or something

Is Q still a thing? Did he predict this?

James Bradley was a solid senate candidate. Too bad I literally never heard of him until the primary votes were already being counted.

You should feel bad for that bad ms paint job.

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I guess that's King Arthur Chan.

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It's Arthurette, she put on that bowser crown or something.

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When will you retards stop forcing the fucking NPC meme on everyone?

That shit isn't even funny and we all know the only soulless retards are (You) Trump supporters, who don't give a flying shit about children being separated from their families, you don't give a shit about women getting sexually assaulted. You the mindless, soulless, and retarded SHEEP who won't do anything unless your "God Emperor" tells you. So sad! (or better said, so stupid!)

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but /ptg/ is completely OK with Trump funding Planned Parenthood 7 times in budgets????

fuck you i like that you can still tell who it is behind the gray fill

yup