Imagine being Australia's Australia

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australia's sheepfucker you mean

tfw your flag is an other country's flag with some stuff added.
I actually feel bad for the little animal abusers.

I'm Floridian, we're the Australians of the USA.

I thought you guys were the poland of the USA?

Faggits of faggittown more like

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No?

I don't even understand that comparison, Florida is comparable to Straya due to the odd locals and dangerous Flora and Fauna. (Niggers and spics are included in this.)

they're our canada
right now, their government is crying that we're too mean to refugees

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yeeeh ba'by

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nobody thinks that

I can't believe you've done this

Still less gun laws then you nograss

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Canada is the Australia of the United States.

i dont think ive ever met a single australian in my life besides online, its like theres some kind of barrier between both sides of the world where they never come around here

Leave the hobbits alone you whale clubbing savage.

You know that place nobody cares about?
Turns out, THEY have a place THEY don't care about.
It's called New Land or something.

New Zealand is to Australia what Canada is to the US.

New Zealand is to Australia what Australia is to the world.
boring

>Imagine not being swarmed with shitskins
unlike a certain other country

You're thinking of Sweden but nice try, Sheep friend.

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I'd post a vid of what you guys do, but that'd land me a ban and rightly so.
*shifts in chair*

Te Pepe is Nordic.

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you also have huge and crushing taxes

IS THERE ANYONE IN THE RAPA

nah just fags and dairyfarms

Some of you guys have some fairytale view of Australia it's not the last bastion of the anglos/white race its about 1000% pozzed from Marxist indoctrination, overly corrupt politicians backstabbing trying to be Prime minister for a couple days before they get backstabbed themselves, no guns allowed for defense only recreational shooting and occupation, no rights for self-defense so you have to stab yourself in the leg just to get away with killing someone in defense, no warrant to get hacked by the government. The worst thing they could do during all this mess what import niggers and muslims and now look what's happened, we literally have an out of control nigger problem that is hidden by the liberal media.

i just doxed the fuck outta myself and my man is out

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>Imagine being China
fixed

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and now all i want is a cone and its all i fucking. want.

nice try nz police

they dont even care bro comon brah co'mn

Australia's Canada you mean

iv literally been on /x here testing the waters with meth talk for a bout 3 weeks and not a peep

they dont giva fuk

It's kind of true because it's hot and has lots of dangerous animals and good beaches.
Imagine being Turkey's fleshlight.

Florida is more like the Brazil of USA. Bunch of gay street parading trannies and some mass murderers mixed in.

your country is a literally who

"10 ppl"
"mass murder"

yah, well, in NZ it is

Its like Sweden a country full of fags, that had one actual man in their nation but they locked him up with queers

Imagine being close to Chyna

Still one of the funniest vid clips.

That's unfortunate
But you have to stick their heads through the fence like that to keep them from running away

They are our Canada in that they are irrelevant on the world stage compared to us, but at the same time they are also our Mexico since they send their worst degenerates to our shores

and like mexico we enrich your country with our ethnic food
you don't appreciate the steamed dirt potatoes?

The high plains is the Australia of the United States.

>they send their worst degenerates to our shores
this is true, maori is rural shitty towns don't migrate to auckland they migrate to brisbane or the west australian mines

Quintessential New Zealander.

No Guns Australia thinking they are big boys. Let me know when you stop those Islamic Terror attacks and mass immigration from Africa. You are more like the French of the south seas.

stuck in a tiny irrelevant enclave
watching the western world from afar slowly descend into a hell scape
feeling the effects of stagnating economy and rising property prices
just trying get by and chill

bored and antsy Māori skum going all out for gibs and making a ruckus over nothing
retarded and cunty city dwellers trying to virtue signal them self into an assisted suicide
"educated" students screeching about the place not being PROGRESSIVE ENOUGH and saying NZ is not taking in as many "refuges" as countries with 8x the money and at least 2x the land
media and government doing their best to prostrate towards the slightest attention any foreign power will give
corrupt politicians selling the land and resource's out from under us, no doubt for a kickback
indians and chinks everywhere
boonga Diaspora
flaming yuppie faggos

yea its nice here
>crippling poverty
>constantly dealing with insufferable ass holes
pick one..
or both

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yee
what's it like in your part of the wilderness, pretty much new zealands new zealand ?
the south island got purchased by the crown in 4 parcels because there were fewer groups of natives to cause a clusterfuck

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Mate your flag is the same as sweden, iceland, Denmark and finland. Why? Shared ancenstry, history.
NZ and Aus unlike canadian scum still value their anglo ancenstry and history

South Island has no real history of War and conquest again the Maori

It's shit for different reasons, but at least you can breathe here
The cities are cucked and chinked
But outside of them you can go 100's of km's without finding a lefty
Lots of the farmers are npc globalists because of the decade of national rule, but it's hard to blame them, they're just looking out for them and theirs.

The South Island maori were far less numerous, and were quite keen to cooperate and trade with whites for a better standard of living

bumping this thread cos I have a saved up captcha

They're Australia's Wales.

Wales is NZ's Samoa