Lynzy Lab: I've created ultra cringe that cannot be beaten

they also seem socially awkward af. The blonde one to Lynzy's left. How she tilts her head when Lynzy looks at her. Fucking weird. She probably thinks she is being smug, but she just looks retarded.

>name my band
The Unfuckables

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Scary!!
Women are so oppressed in the West, cunts here have no reason to complain (only 1 rapist per village, much safer)

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Bitch should buy a gun if she's so goddamned scared

dance monkey while we throw popcorn at you

I had not noticed that one LOL
This video is entertaining ...but not for the music.

The first large black woman with the polka dot dress...she looks like she has a used piece of steel wool on her head. You know, that piece you use to polish shit but leave it in water so it rusts...LOL

I was actually also expecting one to arrive in a wheelchair

is that kike's hellspawn dead yet?

also i bet that bitch would sing better if she was on fire, just saying.

Guys, what do you think? Is she a tranny? Look at those shoulders and neck.

The funniest thing is these stupid bitches complain all the time about how they "never feel safe" so why not carry a fucking handgun in your purse if you're so terrified of living around men holy fuck, this is the only way to be equal no matter the size of your opponent. But no they have to be extra retarded and be against gun rights too, holy shit man. Not to mention the fact that she's mostly scared of the niggers and spics she imported but she's too afraid to admit it

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nah...voice is of a real woman.

But she is a dyke, this I am sure of.

only the racist police should be allowed to carry guns obviously

> I'm afraid of horrible men everywhere!
> We should take away a woman's right to carry a gun to protect herself!

coupled with

> Police are murdering black men!
> Police are the only people who should have guns!

Women are retards. Sexbots and artificial wombs cannot come soon enough.

Hey, why can they be tribal and not we? Cmon boys rise up lets fight against opression!

Oh yes we can. We chose not to because we are competitors. Enjoy Your incel gang, meanwhile im here With the poon

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Really? I see drunk women acting retarded with no awareness of their surroundings in slutty outfits all the time with no concern for their safety at all? oh yeah thats because they live in a safe, homogeneous, patriarchal society that protects them

>emotionally fragile
>paranoid
>childless
>roasties
and people should care what you have to say, why??

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i barely listen to a woman i actual fuck, why would i care what sequence of words the rest of them are using for their current focus of manipulation? the only way to win is not to play. and it really is a win, believe me. and you won't get tired of winning.

yeah, Jow Forums is a cesspit

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does kimmel have no dignity? what an absolute tool

getting sick of women bitching and maoning about their feelings. they have survived with men for 1000s of years. they can all stfu and get back to the kitchen.

What is it with American female facial expressions that I can't stand. Makes me furious.

i never understood why feminists are against gun ownership. gun technology is the great equaliser for womyns against the larger more physically aggressive males

Today I have learnt, that despite all the evidence to the contrary, i am a girl

well, it seems that the trannies do have a point

I decided to write my own version of the song:
pastebin.com/JgzbZmmQ

Feel free to do whatever you like with it.

Am i just going insane, but who the fuck is funding this cunt to get on national TV to play that gay song? It would have been infinatly easier to just play the youtube clip on the show, but someone made the arrangements to get her on to perform it live.
Then get all the most horrible, deformed female creatures to do back up vocals.

WTF is the point of all this!!! It is making my brain explode! They suppressed Kanye's monologue at the end of SNL but this shit, oh someone better pay to get this tit-less bleached haired dyke on national TV to sing her gay little song.

Kimmel shouldve asked her to guess what was in his pants

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Who the fuck watches TV anymore?!

I get pretty much all of these except "Has Miscarried"

That's not uncommon for all women, regardless of degeneracy

The left

"hahahah did you see that SNL skit? That should force the government to change."

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She can't open up her windows while she's at home alone?
Why is her mental health disorder my problem?

Notice her other youtube video is a #MeToo dance performance lol

she's obsessed with victimhood

Really?
I wondered why the American democrats all talk about the same unfunny things

>the writer has never felt a womans touch

>1st World Problems The Musical

I CAN’T WALK TO MY CAR LATE AT NIGHT WHILE ON THE PHONE
I CAN’T OPEN UP MY WINDOWS WHEN I’M HOME ALONE
I CAN’T GO TO A BAR WITHOUT A CHAPERONE
AND I CAN’T WEAR A MINI SKIRT IF ITS THE ONLY ONE I OWN

I CAN’T USE PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION AFTER 7 PM
I CAN’T BE BRUTALLY HONEST WHEN YOU SLIDE INTO MY DMS
I CAN’T GO TO THE CLUB JUST TO DANCE WITH MY FRIENDS
AND I CAN’T EVER LEAVE MY DRINK UNATTENDED

BUT IT SURE IS A SCARY TIME FOR BOYS
YEAH GENTLEMEN! BAND TOGETHER, MAKE SOME NOISE
ITS REALLY TOUGH WHEN YOUR REPUTATION’S ON THE LINE
AND ANY WOMAN YOU’VE ASSAULTED COULD TURN UP ANYTIME

YEAH, IT SURE IS A SCARY TIME FOR GUYS
CAN’T SPEAK TO ANY WOMEN OR LOOK THEM IN THE EYES
ITS SO CONFUSING, IS IT RAPE OR IS IT JUST BEING NICE?
SO INCONVENIENT THAT YOU EVEN HAVE TO THINK TWICE

I CAN’T LIVE IN AN APARTMENT IF IT'S ON THE FIRST FLOOR
I CAN’T BE WEARING SILK PAJAMAS WHEN I ANSWER THE DOOR
I CAN’T HAVE ANOTHER DRINK EVEN IF I WANT MORE
I CAN’T MAKE YOU FEEL INVALID, UNSEEN, OR IGNORED

I CAN’T JOG AROUND THE CITY WITH HEADPHONES ON MY EARS
I CAN’T SPEAK OUT AGAINST MY RAPIST AFTER 35 YEARS
I CAN’T BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY IF I'M HOLDING BACK TEARS
AND I CAN’T EVER SPEAK EARNESTLY ABOUT ALL MY FEARS

BUT IT SURE IS A SCARY TIME FOR DUDES
CAN’T TEXT A GIRL REPEATEDLY ASKING FOR NUDES
CAN’T MAKE HER HAVE SEX WHEN SHE’S NOT IN THE MOOD
AND WHAT GIVES HER THE RIGHT TO GIVE YOU ATTITUDE??

YEAH, IT SURE IS A SCARY TIME FOR MEN
GIRLS LIKE TO ACT LIKE YOU’RE TO BLAME AND THEY’RE THE VICTIMS
HER DRESS WAS SHORT AND SHE WAS DRUNK, SHE’S NOT SO INNOCENT
THANK GOD YOUR DAD’S THE JUDGE AND YOU WON’T BE CONVICTED

OH WAIT...THAT’S RIGHT…

IT’S NOT SUCH A SCARY TIME FOR BOYS
THEY’VE ALWAYS HAD THE UPPER HAND, THEY’VE ALWAYS HAD A CHOICE
IT’S TIME FOR WOMEN TO RISE UP,
USE OUR COLLECTIVE VOICE
THE DAY TO VOTE’S NOVEMBER 6, SO LET’S GO MAKE SOME NOISE

she can't live on the ground floor too for some reason.

She's fucking weird

>Not posting the original link.
hooktube.com/watch?time_continue=89&v=nN-3F8T4t5w

I meant she has to live on the ground floor for some reason, I edited from can't live on the 1st floor and fucked it up

Why does adam carolla our up with kümmel being such a pussy faggot?

Said this before
Man
>based on recent events I have a personal concern
Woman
>WHAT ABOUT MY FEEEEEEEEEEEEELINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Typical

I CAN’T WALK TO MY CAR LATE AT NIGHT WHILE ON THE PHONE

I CAN’T OPEN UP MY WINDOWS WHEN I’M HOME ALONE

AND I CAN’T EVER LEAVE MY DRINK UNATTENDED

I CAN’T LIVE IN AN APARTMENT IF IT'S ON THE FIRST FLOOR

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Carolla is a blue-collar Italian who had/has to work. Kimmel is a parasitic Jew who wears a white-collar uniform and had/has everything handed to him.

It's going to be even scarier LINDSEY, when your options are watching some Weinstein-like Hutt (you NPC cunts know Star Wars, right?) jack off into a ficus plant or being wife #9 in some sheik's harem.

It's going to be a scary fucking time for girls if the kikes get their way and white men are destroyed. Clitorectomies and rape will abound. English Common Law doesn't require you to have 4 male witnesses to prove your rape, but Sharia will, you feckless cunt.

The only thing standing between you and rape - and I mean REAL rape, teeth smashed in, choked unconscious, acid-burned and beaten rape, not regret-sex with Chad - is white power. So start fucking acting accordingly.

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Her feelings aren't my responsibility

CAN'T HAVE A HOUSE WITHOUT TWO DOORS

love this song, it proves how the right can't into creativity

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she's not an npc boyo

lel

CAN'T ANSWER THE DOOR IN MY SILK JAMMIES

>i shouldnt have to be responsible
>the song

dumb cunt

white women are literally the most privileged humans to ever live, and here this sheltered wine aunt is lecturing MEN about the fear of violent crime *when men are by far more vulnerable to all forms of violent crime ***including rape***

literally here this cunt is, living in a bubble of safety unprecedented in world history and envied by billions, lecturing male policemen, soldier, 7-11 clerks, garbage men etc. about not complaining about false accusations which she is shielded from solely because of the *privilege* of her gender.

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um guys, you all should actually read this, it's not bad.

half? dude not a single one is good looking. even she's way worse looking in the kimmel thing than in her video

gf has 13/49
What is the verdict?

ok i take it back that's pretty funny

try to sing it in a nation divided

She's sure is spewing NPC nonsense like she is

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she works out, dumbass, maybe if you went to the gym from time to time you'd see chicks like that. I can almost guarantee she goes to a climbing gym; haircut, tattoos, back/shoulder work, all dead giveaways

>crying about rape
>literally no one would ever rape these ugly "creatures"

nice man, it has something the original lacks, reality

Pic related is the American left on the way to the polls in November.

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What's worse, this video or the gender one from Bill Nye? It's actually a hard choice for me.

she has every right to the problem is people are giving her too much exposure

what she's doing will be corrupted and politicized

I've had this conversation so many fucking times with feminist women, the only response I get is "I shouldn't have to, men should know better." No fucking shit, lady; I carry a gun too and I also know people should know better not to assault me.

Their logic is fundamentally flawed, the only thing in this world that can keep women safe are good men. You can’t reprimand bad men into being good. You can only physically defend yourself. Unless their plan is to somehow alter men to be inferior to them.

CHADS NEVER PICKED ME UP IN THEIR TRANS AMMIES

I CAN'T FIND A BRA SMALL ENOUGH TO HOLD MY FRIED EGGS

Women are afraid of guns. You would think they would embrace something that defends them against multiple attackers, right? Wrong. They are emotionally unstable and can't react well during times of stress.

Which means they don't deserve the right to vote, to lead, to fight, to serve, to do well, anything other than fuck make babies and cook dinner.

Kek, make it more flowy and post it when finished

I CAN'T GET DRUNK IN PUBLIC AND LIE DOWN IN THE ROAD

I'm sure the wheelchair was debated in a room full of writers and television executives.

I CAN'T BE MORE UP HILLARY'S ASS IF I TRIED

Selfish bitch deserves something real happening to her. Her whole problem is it hasn’t and she’s in lala land because of that. We all run risks travelling on public transport after 7pm.
I actually got ‘seriously sexually assaulted’ twice this summer in clubs by girls exactly like her. I absolutely loved it though.
snowflake piece of shit and I hope she pays the toll.

I could only watch 10 seconds of the actual song part of the video. The bill gender one is incredibly more stupid but this is ultra cringe to the max. The amount of virtue signalling is unmatched anywhere on earth.

Yup, that Britney song Over Protected is her entrance theme

I CAN'T CATCH A SPIDER AND PUT IT OUTSIDE

IF A MOTH FLIES IN I'LL BREAK DOWN AND CRY

Thanks man. Consider it public domain; feel free to improve on it yourself if you have the skills. I'm personally happy enough with it.

What Jow Forums seem to be missing is; she is saying she shouldn't be scared, instead of telling her to buy a gun or man up, those men that want to rape her/cause her harm shouldnt be having these thoughts in the first place. They are the ones who are wrong, not her.

Such tools.
>rape is bad vote for me nov 6th
too ez

i think if we get artificial wombs, meaning men can procreate without women society would be saved. Women will learn her place and start to be more obedient to men.

This is why leftists are all about control. They want to control peoples thoughts.

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stfu Brit cuck neck yourself jesus chirst you god damned embarrassment to mankind.

she must hang around a lot of niggers

One for the lads

I CAN'T PUT ON THE PUPPY EYES AND GET WHAT I WANT

I CAN'T CRY ON CUE AND GET WHAT I WANT

I CAN'T PLAY THE VICTIM AND GET SYMPATHY

I CAN'T ASK STRANGERS ONLINE TO BUY STUFF FOR ME

checked

At the end instead of "smoke weed everyday" it should be "import 3rd worlders everyday"

cringe