/hue/volution - Bolsonaro

I just wish we could get to the 28th already.
What percentage do you guys think each candidate will get?
Is #elenão strong enough?
or is it just the leftards going into a death spiral of REEEEEEEEs?

That feel when you are the only faggot you know that is voting for based Bolso

Aacho que é importante deixar claro de onde eu falo: como a maioria aqui sabe sou branca, classe média alta, advogada . Assim, ainda que ser depósito de porra já tenha me colocado em alguns apuros, de forma geral tenho uma série de privilégios que me garantiram uma vida bastante protegida.

Mas hoje, a dois quarteirões de casa - em um bairro nobre residencial - desci do ônibus e, esperando o sinal fechar pra atravessar a rua , para um infeliz do meu lado e manda: "sai assim com essa roupa só pra provocar ?" .
Sozinha , a noite , só olhei feio e virei a cara.

Ele chega mais perto "tá achando o que ? Que é melhor que eu? Quem você pensa que é sua putinha? Vão vendo . Ano que vem é gibeiraNARO e acabou . Quem sair assim na rua vai ter o que merece "

Na hora que ouvi o nome entrei em pânico. Olhei pro lado , nada do farol abrir , coração na boca.

Ele "vai fugir pra onde? Tá olhando o que ? Acabou ! agora é gibeiraNARO"
Vejo um grupo do outro lado da rua , me bate uma mini esperança .
Ele "eai galera , é gibeiraNARO ou não é?"

Detalhe. Eles não estavam juntos. Pela reação do grupo, não tinham ideia até ali de quem era a pessoa do meu lado
Mas gritam de lá " É isso aí! Acabou a festa petralhada! 2019 é gibeiraNARO"

Nesse momento ouço mil buzinas. Uma depósito de porra tinha parado no farol, sacou de alguma forma o que tava acontecendo, abriu a janela e gritou pra mim "entra aqui!"

Entrei e assim que viramos a esquina choramos juntas. E nos fortalecemos. E ela me deixou em casa. E essa noite acabou bem .

Então pf se cuidem. Se ajuntem, se apóiem, se protejam. E se virem uma situação dessa e tiver como ajudar sem se colocar em risco, façam. Não sei o que teria acontecido se não tivessem me apoiado ali.

De resto, não se enganem . gibeiranaro? É isso. Votar nele? É dizer sim pra tudo isso."

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Volta pro 55.

yeaaaaa, this totally happened

Been dating a Brazilian for a month and I like her a lot. Her sister is gay and their male roommate and friend is gay.

All of them extremely upset with the results.

Should I be worried as she doesn't know I'm a Trump supporter. Haddid is their next vote.

I don't like his homophobic comments and shudder internally when I hear them compare him to Trump who has never talked that way.

Sorry, it's just too funny.

MAKE SURE THEY STAY HOME DURING THE VOTING.

TAKE HER TO THE ZOO, TO A ROCK CONCERT, MAKE SEX TO HER GAY FRIEND, BUT DO NOT LET HER GO OUT TO VOTE.

New monarchist OC

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Lol only she went and voted here. Not sure about the next vote. I think they feel bad they didn't vote.

You can get another Brazilian, they love foreigner cock. Just outright tell her that your dick is right wing.

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wtf, i like sertanejo now

Powerful

Saved :3

More Christ less kings please.

>fanfiction.org.br

Nighty night /hue/s, see you guys tomorrow.

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the one thing you want the person you want to stay with to have is the same values you do
let go

ahahahahaha

this advertisement is too much

>"agradecemos a deus a vida de bolsonaro"
>crying about his daughter

this is way over the top

but that's how lefties communicate
it has to be this way

His voters were shown to be the most loyal ones on all polls and now he must get some left-leaning votes - and the left loves emotional responses.
Welcome to politics, next week it's gonna be nonstop government plan bashing.

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I dont think it's leftists, I think it's more the lower class... specially low income female voters, with the appeals to God and females, the emotions, etc.

I doubt this ad will do anything for middle class females

Could a burger get a rundown on present Brazillian gun laws and how Bolso plans to change them?

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Only old housewives watch television in Brazil.

Young men like us already know Bolsonaro from the internet.

Also, 90% of Bolsa Familia beneficiaries are women. These are the people Bolsonaro has to conquer now. The more he shows Laurinha, the better.

meh, most middle class middle aged women already votes bolso, the only ones that doesn't vote bolso yet, are poor people in the Northeast that haven't got access to the internet or doesn't use it very often, which is pretty much the case of small cities in the Northeast. Bolsonaro already won almost all capitals of Brazil

1. must have a certain age and be a citizen
2. must not have a criminal file
3. must pass a few psychiatric tests
4. must get approval from the federal police
5. if approved you still cannot buy certain calibers and certain guns, the rules here are complex and awfully arbitrary

He's gonna make numbers 4 & 5 fuck off while cutting taxes to lower costs. That's it.

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Brasilian monarchy when

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So he will make certain restricted calibers legal? I assume some of the larger ones are not allowed.

Looks like you got one of the sour grapes, most brazillians that manage to leave this hellhole tend to be extremely right-wing

That's part of the plan, yes.

I miss Pedro 2 so much

Main problem is that approval from the feds is completely arbitrary. You have to provide a reason on why you need a gun and they can reject it at their leisure.

Correct. Not to mention how much bureaucracy is involved, wich results in an awfully slow process that makes most people quit.
It's retarded and was made law against the will of 63% of the population because commies just want to keep the people defenseless.

>finger guns his crotch
I guess you guys do things differently in Brazil

How do you think olavo de carvalho would feel seeing foro de são paulo being exposed in globo?

Can andrade even recover from this?

Im blackpiled, I dont think ourguy is going to do it
Somebody convince me otherwise

why do you think that?

Cute. Though i would add a "100% jesus" bandana to make her more brazilian

People that did not vote are going to vote against Bolso out of the emotional terrorism the left does
And on the top of that fraud is going to be rampant

Ignore him, senpai. I think he is the guy that uses different memeflags and is always asking "what if Haddad wins?"

he hasn't said anything homophobic in a while. also, his proposals for brazil has NOTHING against gays, minorities and what not. also, who is your gf voting for? if it's haddad, dump her

fraud was bound to happen either way
The most we can do is to talk to the reasonable people, have a face to face dialogue, and maybe win people over.
We don't even need to necessarily win people over, just get them to vote blank

How can I buy Brazilian citizenship?

Why did you want that shit, burger?

you don't need one, just stay in your country man

Bolsonaro will make Brazil a better place to live than muttmerica

1st: what evidence does he/she have that this will happen
2nd: is it better than people killing each other in the streets?
3rd: the left has been on power for too long and they have become corrupt, they own most of the media,
and as far as you both know all this homophobia + racism is just leftist propaganda.

I wish I had your optimism
Do I think he will be better than the last 16 years of PT?
Yes, but making Brazil as good as America is going to be a looong uphill battle

in 50 years maybe

brazil has a LONG way to go to even be on US' level

Ó bicha!
Toma cuidado!
Bolsonaro vem aí
Matar veado!

Baiano,
Fica esperto
Bolsonaro vem fazer
O que é correcto

Nordestino,
presta atenção
Bolsonaro vai te agarrar
Pelo colhão

PETISTAS!
FILHO DA PUTA!
VAI'GORA PA VENEZUELA
DAR A BUNDA!!!

I came up this last night with a few Brazilian "friends" and acquaintances.
Most of them, literal PT niggers, mind you...

eh, so 99% chance of being bullshit

Your stupid hueshit is infecting my hobbies. Everyone is saying Bolsonaro is going to round up and Shoah all LGBTQBRAPP people. They won't shut up about it. I just want to play tennis. Tell your Jews in Huezil to shut the fuck up please.

Gente, eu to chocada! Ontem á noite eu cheguei em casa por volta das 22hrs como sempre faço após um dia intenso na faculdade. E meu... Eu nem sei como chama-lo, mas “pai” creio que não seja a palavra certa.
Enfim, cheguei em casa e o embuste estava sentado na mesa com uma garrafade PITU, e ao lado dele na mesa havia uma pistola calibre 9mm. Eu parei em frente a mesa e perguntei o que era aquilo e ele começou a me encarar, eu comecei a tremer ele simplesmente engatilhou a pistola apontou pra minha cara e disse “é a nova era, está com medo? esta com MEDO PETISTA SAFADA?
Eu no mesmo instante comeceu a chorar e corri pro quarto e ouvi ele rindo e dizendo melhor jair se acostumando. Eu estou chocada, não sei o que fazer.
Por favor, não deixem o coiso destruir vossos lares.

The left shill media is in a damage control death spiral
Expect it to get worse when Bolso wins

300$ for things that definitely did not happen

Go Bolsonaro!
Fascist Brazil now!

>I'm a Trump supporter.
>I don't like his homophobic comments
>shudder internally when I hear them compare him to Trump
your girlfriend seems to be a dike too annon.

Looks like you got a brazilian with aids. Shes going to die anyway, save yourself.

English monkey, ENGLISH FUCKING NIGGER!!!

Could you guys imagine how much better would be his presidency if this kind of thing was actually enforced?
>buy amazings guns and walk around killing degenerates to patrol the streets
>walk around with a free pass to abuse sluts that havent stayed home to care for their children and family
>every bolsonaro voter would have the right to have his own personal thot slave
>completely able to use lgbtqwerty as a punching bag
Holy shit! Ave Império when?
New era always best era.

as a faggot bolso voter
could i get a Haddad voter as a sex slave?

you might be right...... but look at this:

> economist.com/the-americas/2018/10/13/jair-bolsonaro-is-poised-to-win-brazils-presidency

guys.... this is bad. 85% chance of a Bolsonaro presidency?

that's a 15% chance of failure... i.. i just can't do this anymore.

i've been a Bolsonaro supporter since the begining, when he announced he was running for president.. but this is just.. t.. too much.

i just can't take the risk. i'm s-so sorry, but... this is the end. i wish it wasn't, but... but i just knew it was too good to be.. true. this is the end of bolsonaro’s campaign.

i used to be a bolsonaro supporter, but after this... it looks like i'm gonna have to s... start cuckin' for... Haddad.

i'm now r-r-re-ready for.. Had...daddy.

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I dont understand why people still belive that the way to fight the increasing numbers of homo murders is with protests or some shit like that, instead of just giving guns to them. Even after 10 years of gay shit on TV and in politics the number of deaths just keeps increasing but they ignore that, its like they dont want to be helped

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wew, too edgy

Stop rubbing your dick, user.

I call dibs on Manuela

yeah.
I felt that too.

It's probably trying to get the lower end of Zilians, or something.

>friend comes to talk to me about the "wave of violence" from Bolso supporters
>tell him that 99% of it is journalists going off Facebook posts as if they're fact, the one closest to being a legitimate case has video evidence of being an ordinary bar fight and we should be skeptical of claims like that without evidence in the middle of a heated election that try to appeal to our preconceived notions
>DUDE I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE SUCH A FASCIST HOLY SHIT WHY ARE YOU LEGITIMIZING VIOLENCE YOU ARE HUMAN GARBAGE I AM GOING TO DIE BECAUSE OF YOU

G-guys I lost a friend

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I would like some research on what areas these killings are concentrated, i've been out of the closet for 8+ years, and i have never been a victim of gay-related crimes.
It's probably because i look like a random straight dude and dont wear my sexuality on my sleeve,

t. stupid mutt logics

Whoever can't accept you because of politics, is just actually excluding you because an opinion.

Is that friendship to you?

It's worse when you lose the change to score some bunda then when you get a clear picture of whom your real firends are.

Of course, faggot Pocketman supporters will still be treated with respect. You could also become a trad tranny if things dont work out well.
Too late.
Manuela should be forced to shoot at least 1 bukakke scene every month. We should create a program in which the best ranked students of school / college of every month would have the opportunity to shoot a load up her face, lined up from 1 to 100 according to their merits. Im pretty sure we would instantly save education and end up degenaracy in one stroke at out government.

That NPC was never your friend.

Agree. I also had a friend walking away in 2013, because of political opinions, but everyone told me he was in the wrong for getting upset like a little bitch in a civilized discussion. If your friends cant even disagree with you without shutting you off completely, they are not friends. Dont be apologetic unless you actually did something wrong.

Acording to the data i found, Sao paulo is the place with the most cases of violance....but the thing is, they dont show the exact place, and we all know
Sao paulo has the infamous Augusta street

don't be friends with liberals

>And it's beautiful
Now seriously, racism as a crime is in our Constitution, and he would never do that even if he wanted because of the backlash he would suffer. Plus, Paulo Negão.
About homophobia, guess what: it is not a crime by itself

Brazilians are waaaaaaay too sentimentalist

The same way a Brazilian can buy a permanent citizenship in Murrica: invest some huge ammount money to open a business here. Good luck with bureaucracy, though

I mean he recently almost died, so there's that

i'm mentally ill since i was a kid but i've passed every single obligatory psychiatric tests I ever tried (drivers license, military, one at work. people who aren't intimate to me always praise me on how calm, rational and wise i am (LMAO). are you saying people like me will be allowed to have an MP15 at home?

vocês são caras legais. não saiam de casa no dia que permitirem isso.

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you have us.

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Gotta show that he doesnt hate wamen. A lot of people dont know that he has a daughter

lol, what a loser

Some faggots on Reddit were crying about how Bolsonaro apparently praised former dictators in Brazil.
Is this true? Will he reestablish a dictatorship?
Neat if so desu.

high IQ = more logical, less emotional driven
low IQ = less logical, more emotional driven

around 2000 year medium Brazilian IQ rounded up by most researches : 85

new research show that medium Brazilian IQ DROPPED: journals.sagepub.com/doi/abs/10.1177/1745691615577701

note: Brazil since 2000 have a grow in economy and every single aspect and still have dropped the IQ

literally a retarded nation

It begins. RIP SC

g1.globo.com/sc/santa-catarina/noticia/2018/10/11/mais-de-200-venezuelanos-chegam-a-balneario-camboriu.ghtml

What did you expected? Have you seen the kids nowadays? They can't even speak/write properly.

So does tha mean that both haddad and bolsonaro are mistakes ? I knew it. João amoedo was the way to go.

Watch out my dude. Have around 300 here in Pernambuco and those fuckers are just leeching ONUs money and smoking cigs all day. Soon the money will run out and it's expected that they will chimp out or commit crimes since they are NOT trying to integrate with the society, NOT trying to learn portuguese and NOT trying to get a job. On the good side, people here are just pissed off and it's likely that they will erase those spics by themselves.

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REDDIT. but yeah I think he has praised pinochet and also he used to constantly praised the brazilian dictatorship and how they didn't kill enough. but no he won't reestablish a dictatorship