*revs up my super duper special kick * :p

Landorus-T is a versatile threat in the Battle Spot Singles metagame capable of functioning as glue for many teams. Its Intimidate ability and huge Attack stat allow it to function as an effective pivot with a Choice Scarf, while its decent bulk allows it to fill a more defensive role as a Stealth Rock setter or Assault Vest tank. Landorus-T's typing also gives it useful immunities in Ground and Electric, which help it switch into numerous threats and take advantage of Intimidate. Said typing can be easily exploited due to its huge Ice weakness, though, and Landorus-T's average Speed leaves it easily revenge killed when without a Choice Scarf. Landorus-T also competes with Garchomp as an offensive Ground-type, though Landorus-T's typing often makes it the preferred choice in the current metagame.

I'd let him kick me, mostly because of disbelief at his stupidity. Then I'd probably humiliate him. He is getting daddy's belt. In public.

rush him as he winds up, hopefully he falls hits his head and he's out cold eyes staring at the sky, oh and his tongue cut in half

this is the only reasonable thing to do

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>when you hold the leg up.
Fuck nothing feels as funny.

If I was going up against that guy I'd just let him kick me. He looks like he'd walk away limping in pain from the kick.

uppercut. get him on the chin, head snaps back, he's out for the count.

Probably the best response possible. I’d rather let the kick hit me and catch it than block it.

Irrelevant for the target at hand, but just in general.

>catch kick
>smash his face on his own knee
>stomp balls
>walk away

Just grab his leg drop to the floor and break it, it's obvious what the fuck he was gonna do maybe i just see it that way because im not a pussy though

Close in, uppercut in the jaw to stun, grab him quickly and judo projection on the ground. Landing hard on concrete is very painful. Kicks in street fight are super dangerous, you can get grabbed, pushed, etc. Punchs are faster, and projections are doable in 1v1 with devastating effect if you have training.

Why is his tongue sticking out?

>Then go to Canadian jail because leafs don’t believe in self defense

Not brue. You could beat the shit out of this guy and the cops wouldnt charge you.

spotdodge -> grab -> upthrow -> uptilt -> uptilt -> n-air -> tech chase -> grab -> upthrow -> upsmash

plus you make $300

Kill yourself faggot.

I'd probably take the kick because I was too distracted by him. I would then devolve into autistic rage and try a takedown and smash his face in

I crane that faggot in the head with the aluminum baseball bat I now carry with me everywhere I go.

Just push the purple fag down
Take off his belt and rap it around his neck then pull his pants down and fist right up his ass .
He will be friendly afterwards and might even learn to share you're social / political views.
Works every time lads.

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>poor woman still gets hit by it
They really are the weaker sex

who cares about abortions the world needs more of them. middle america and working class whites the world over are such fucking cancer it's ridiculous. And they have the nerve to call us stupid when they get in literal fights over doing shit with a hunk of bullshit cells.

get kicked and sue his onions-atrophied balls off

>2018
>not carrying every second of every day
this faggot wouldn't have gotten within 10 feet of me

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my move is a very secret technique I call "posting without bumping a thread"

vid?

Grab his leg and lift. Let the fucker hop for a bit like a tard before lifting and putting him on his back and stomping on his balls.

Realistically, he probably doesn't know how to throw a big, flashy kick and I can just catch it. Plus, people have tried to kick me in the head plenty of times in sparring, so even if he's good I think I can handle him.
Should've just thrown piss at me or blasted an airhorn in my face or hit me with a bike lock.

Imagine how small his cock is

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the only correct answer is a glasgow kiss.

*upair not upsmash