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The only NPCs that exist are jews and your whole warehouse should be bombed by Iran OP. Hopefully you watch your friends die.
Holy kek, this is real?
100% real
bretty sure the woman in the real video isnt white but either latinx or black
she's spicacan and is purposely acting dumb to make the white driver drag her out of his car so she can charge him with some bs
seen the original, its for sure real
>latinx
Please abort yourself with a coat hanger
>there will never be a Hellbenders series
feels bad, man
That's all thanks to faggots like Bill Clinton for signing shit like DMCA and protecting publishers from holding intellectual property hostage.
he is supposed to ram raid the er ?
She sounds jewish. i have no doubt that she was being a total kike cunt the whole way there.
Literally tilts me that some people cant just get out and follow a sign to rhe correct area. She was already in the grounds of the hospital and the guy just followed the address she gave.
The hidden Jow Forums discord is qfFkJFK we have over 5000 members and are growing.
It has to stay hidden or (((discord))) will shut it down. As far as discord knows its a Minecraft discord.
>it has to stay hidden
>so i will spam it with different codes all over the board.
Hidden from discord how else would people know about it at all?
if she was going to the ER maybe she was having a stroke or something
>5000 members
>muh secrit club
>using this literal botnet
You have to be fucking deranged in the head for even considering to use Discord.
Why? What would be a good alternative to discord?
end of the clip the guy who walks by says something about the er being on the other side of the building
uber driver may not have known this but that is not relevant its not his job or that of a taxi driver to chaperone or give people a guided tour for the last 100 meters of your trip
and the passenger would have to go though reception and triage anyway she cant just burst into an operating theatre and have a team waiting for her
she would be made to wait then moved to the proper part of the hospital at the proper time
crazy bitch must watch too much T.V dramas
uber driver was only being slightly rude
a taxi driver would only provide a little more information and just ditch you at the same spot
Lmao, go fuck yourself you dumb Zoomer NPC, I'm not answering that.
Go back to Funnyjunk.
I think you are the NPC which is why all you can do is accuse me of being an NPC. You are just replying with the post popular meme insult of the moment.
Sounds like a typical spic bitch to me
I like how for the cartoon they edited out the part where he claims she was rude, condescending and late but presumably telling him to hurry up during the journey.
blahblahblah and you're a faggot spamming this garbage
You started with posting it my lad.
I'm not the one who's being a good goy using literal spyware for "muh political underground movement." because everyone does it and therefore it's perfectly fine.
Why not use Facebook and Whatsapp instead, literally no difference.
stop fucking spamming it, there's enough people already you retard
Their platforms are not as good as discord for instant communication and group voice chats. This message is mostly for other people reading this. As an NPC I don't expect you to understand utility.
>Their platforms are not as good as discord for instant communication and group voice chats.
Holy shit, the complete lack of self-awareness.
I thought this was funny but I'm legit shocked now.
IRC
ive had that same interaction many times.
usually its drunks who, after i have accepted my nest ride decide they absolutely HAVE to go to taco bell, or some other such nonsense but wont change the destination on their app.
sometimes they simply refuse to accept that they are at their god damned house and want to fucking chat, like i have the time or inclination to listen to the inane jibberings of a drunkard.
usually, unless the passenger has been an absolute shitshow, i will take them wherever they want to go instead, but the assholes, drunks and retards are usually the ones who decide to alter their plans without changing the destination.
i had one turd announce to me that "you got to register the co-ordinates" (literally wut?) and when informed that he has to get the fuck out of my car, he insisted "i aint in yo car!" and then "this aint even a certified vehicle!" (again Wut?)
it got to the point where i had to inform him he was gettin out NOW or "im gonna pull your ass out and whoop seven shades of shit out of your ass"
and yes. it was a nigger.
also on the hit-parade:
"as a jew i feel you need to justify your religion" he asked my religion, and then, upon hearing it, he proceeded to question its validity, and demand i explain in detail why my faith is as it is. and yes he actually said "as a jew..."
sometimes memes are reality.
IRC isn't user friendly enough
More baseless ad hominem
If you had any good arguments you wouldn't have a problem broadcasting them.
nobody cares. go spam your bullshit on reddit.
>IRC isn't user friendly enough
So you're retarded? Why didn't you just say so.
sometimes? you mean all the time dude
Why would I need arguments for something that has been common knowledge on this website for many years?
Ohh wait, I think I just answered my own question.
>When an NPC starts glitching so you can't finish the questline
man i hate escort quests
you take the NPC to the location and they're like
"i don't know where this is" because the invisible end quest trigger is a few feet away or something
> i know you are, but what am i?
wow. im stunned, and unable to form a cogent reply to this witty Bon Mot.
> U R NPC!!
and you close it out with a forced meme. sweet.
maybe you can follow it up with some antique millhouse images, or something from 9gag.
Kek the video makes perfect sense now
What a scam. It's not even a true french pillow. The only one that flee when you try to grab it.
Discord users are litteraly NPCs tho
> insists: U R NPC
> makes same scripted replies to every inquiry
at some point im fairly certain you will declare : "i dont trust you enough to talk about that..." or perhaps "i was once an adventurer like you, but then i took an arrow to the knee"
youre prediliction for spamming your gay ass "dicord" grup in threads which have nothing to do with your faggy crypto-fascist socialist ideology demonstrates that you have no interest in what is being discussed, instead you use every thread as a vehicle to spread your spam and advertise your faggy little secret club of wastrels, layabouts and neckbearded neets.
Destination X
>189136643
When are they going to hardware ban this fucker
> already had your shit redacted for spam
> time to fire up the endless shitpost engine and unleash a new barrage of scripted interactions
nearly everyone in this thread has told you to fuck off, your shit got deleted by the mods for spamming, and yet you persist in offering up your advertisements which are in no way related to the subject at hand : daft empty headed bitches and the tribulations of uber drivers.
literally, like an NPC in any number of RPGs, you repeat the same rote phrases to every inquiry, and simply will not stop announcing your totally awesome fetch quest whenever a player passes too close.
no, i will not bring you 5 wolf pelts.
no, i will not escort you to the next town.
no, i will not kill 5 luricaduanes for you
no, i will not acquire 12 sets of antlers for you.
no, i will not wander down the river, defeat Sephicogh and recover your lost cask of brandy.
the rewards you offer are not worth the effort involved.
Based John Goodman
kek, Pierre with a sense of humour.
holy shit how does it end?
>It has to stay hidden or (((discord))) will shut it down. As far as discord knows its a Minecraft discord.
Do you unironically think that Discord doesn't know about your little secret club?
Do you really think you can hide from them on their own servers?
Do you really think that they don't have algorythms to instantly know that you're a "alt right" chatroom and monitor every word exchanged on their own property?
Do you really think their system doesn't see that the other users on your discord are most likely in several other "alt right" groups which makes it even more obvious for their algorythms because your little brainlet friends leave traces everywhere?
you know we are all secretly intrigued by his proffer of a super secret club for neckbeards vagabonds, wastrels and layabouts with an anarcho- marxist prediliction!
we all want to join up and help him Smash Capitalism, by bringing him 14 glittering gems from the spraggon caves, or 10 wolf pelts from the dark forest, or 8 pairs of wild boar tusks from the misty marshes.
or are you gonna try to convince me that you dont want that 12 xp and 3 gold pieces which he offers as a reward?
That dude has no chill
that dude has been pushed beyond his limits by that daft cunt.
i know that feel very well.
asshole passengers will sit back there chewing on your ass, making retarded demands, insisting you run red lights for them, and when told you wont do that, they ALWAYS reply "but the customer is always right!! imma give you 1 star!"
they will push, poke and needle you until you are actually ready to throw them out on the fucking curb. they are tiny insignificant people who for a few minutes, get to be the big boss, and vent their spleens on the driver, never realizing that we rate every one of you fuckers when you get out the car, and when your rating goes below 4.5, nobody will pick you up, and youre on foot patrol.
This is seriously pathetic. The woman is a piece of shit but my god that old boomer is a giant fucking pussy and she knows it. That’s why she doesn’t take his screaming seriously and just continues to goad him. The second she doesn’t get out of his car he should have gotten out and yanked her to the fucking ground. Make sure to take her cell phone away and delete the video then leave the fuck out.
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This is the video with real footage btw
He's at a hospital. If he wants to not be taped yanking some "oppressed person of color" out of his car, he's going to have to drive her somewhere else first.
fuck someone already posted it how to delete
> how to delete
> being this new
So then do that. He could have done a lot of shit besides screaming like an out of control beta faggot. Women despise men like that and it’s probably why she was fucking with him in the first place. Physically remove her. Drive her to some random location. Keep going about your business while totally ignoring her. He could have done a lot to fuck with her back instead of just totally losing it and letting her get the best of him.
that ending
Hey, anons, let's put down our bets:
Angry SJW or Kike sabotager?
He should have raped her. Plant a babby in that spic womb.
> drive her to some random location
thats called Kidnapping.
> physically remove her
thats felonious assault. you can only do that with dudes, and then only after they actually strike you or make a threat. if you haul a bitch out of your ride, thats ALWAYS gonna be a felony. Pussy Privilege. even if they actually hit you, you are not allowed to deck them, or at least you USED TO not, but now, all you gotta say is "what makes you think Xir is female? i didnt want to misgender Xir..." see how they handle that in the california courts.
the only solution would be to NOT close out the ride, inform her she is still getting charged, and will continue to get charged the wait fee until she exits the car, or the police remove her, whichever comes first.
words of wisdom: Never start the ride until they are all in the car and ready to go
you cant ever be sure if you are gonna cancel them and leave until they are actually under way.
Never finish the ride until they are out of the car. charge them for every second they are in your ride, even when waiting for the cops to arrive.
Illegal spics go to the ER for everything because they won't be refused for having no ID or insurance.