Bin that pizza

Because you can't not eat a whole pie in one sitting I now must buy two? Fffffffffffuuuuuuuuccccckkkkkk!!!!!!!

Yeah, you don't have to be estrogen filled lard-asses like you either.

I bet the same thing will happen here in france since we already have shit like :
>No unlimited soda refill in fast foods
>soda is limited to one cup per person
>still the same 90% water 5% piss 5%soda recipe

They're just preparing for post-Brexit starvation.

Refrigerator licenses are too expensive, maybe?

it's not your fault your DNA is rigged to be estrogen prone it's true, nobody can differentiate between japanese men and women without taking the haircut into factor you calamari-niggers

>ordered two pizzas instead of one
what's Theresa May gonna do now

Fucking based stop being fat niggers

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This is just a (((cunning plan))) to kickstart the british economy.

Instead of buying one frozen pizza, bongs will now have to buy two to achieve the same caloric intake. Prices will not be altered to reflect the reduced content of the pizzas.

then they can just get 2 pizzas lol, stuff like this is so low iq.

bad enough when Labour were in government doing all this nanny state bullshit, goes to show you can't escape it no matter which party gets in. Just fuck my country up senpai.

I like anchovies and olives on my pizza, I also don't get pizza unless the place has an actual pizza oven

stone bake > generic fry dough

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Revoke your two pizza license?

this is why fat faggots exists, avg weight+~20 kilos homosexual person

>1 pizza is 1200 calories
>a government approved pizza is half the size and 800 calories
>people buy 2 instead

do they think ANYTHING through?

I can to post this.

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Say it again but with the accent this time

Well cant you just buy more pizza then?

>wtf where the hell is th-
>Britain
Oh right carry on

>anchovies and olives
Refined and mature taste, my man.

Soon you'll need a "pointy object" loicense.

The Britbong fears this.

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>these faggot NPCs getting triggered by Goblin Slayer
Like clockwork.

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You guys are retarded. Pizza has stupid high amounts of fat, salt and carbohydrates and the calories per weight are also through the roof.
>but people will just buy more
Why the fuck would people who were too stupid or lazy to check calories before do it now? Fat people are fat because they just buy and eat whatever portion they are sold. Maybe with obviously smaller pizzas they would notice, but with less fatty toppings etc. This is a good thing for the retarded masses

I remember doing food packaging for uk products once and they have this retarded traffic light system for calories etc. On the front of every product. Most food was fine with green and orange colors but pizza was all red. Then they started to change what "1portion" was until the colors were right. They outright tricked people into believing pizza wasnt an unhealthy mess of fat and garbage. The state jumping in to safe retards from predatory business practices is a good thing here. Especially because it might mean I have to see less fat disgusting people.

When people try really hard to get me to not watch something it makes me want to watch it.

Is it good?

Lemme guess, the desert sand people who ate bugs, each other, and occasionally a projectile for thousands of years, now having an unlimited access to the luxuries because they are rent seeking third world invaders, are blowing up like they're casting for an Willy Wonka remake; is that it?

>be ruinous Leftist
>flood country with third worlders in effort to kill YT
>they eat until they're crippled, I spend billions providing heroic medical care before they expire/messily explode in public
>seriously, suicide bombers are more like "suddenly juicing a man sized grapefruit on a subway car"
>it continues like this until it's clear the (((wars))) are over and the "refugees" go home to be cannibalized by their neighbors
>worst day of my life

Nigger do you need Merkel to spoon feed you?
If people want to be stupid let them. They'll die quicker.

these fat fucks will just order more pizzas, is it a stupid move by gubment or just a new underhand way to jew more tax while looking like they are fighting the fat?

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>This is a good thing for the retarded masses
...and this is why the world's sympathy well runneth dry.

The Impetus was provided by the latter, enabled by the former.

It's a microcosm of governance, really.

>Fatties going home
You got it wrong m8 we headed for Judge Dredd world.

Thats dumb, just buy more pizza

hows that gonna help? fatties can even make their own pizza its not even hard.

the core food ingredients are fattening if overused and you just wont be able to outlaw sugar, butter and flour.

education is the only solution. or maybe taxes on the fat people.

How long until skinny people who love pizza start lynching fat people?

>The 6th internationale ends with starvation because this time they outright banned food
Don't put it past them.

>Noodleman
>Strangling anyone.

They'll be the Mexicans of that continent.
unless Greece still holds that title.

>we headed for Judge Dredd world
Thank fuck, I'm opening up an Umpty franchise.
BTW, imdb.com/title/tt6873692/

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Fatter will get fatter by ordering multiple pizzas. And you won't get to eat pizza with two or more toppings.
>freemurica

Yeah I don't do anime but I'm about to watch it tonight

>be burger
>wake up
>go to pizza hut
>"tomato or cheese"
>order one of both
>state wide ban
>go shopping for pizza ingredients
>get shot
>return home
>police siren
>"put your cheese and olives to the ground"
>arrested
>go to jail
>pepperoni pizza today
>get stabbed before lunch

>Be Brit
>Eat pizza
>Eat another pizza because unsatisfying portions
>Become fatter than your average american, at least americans are smart enough to eat until they are full
>Get diabetes
>Try to call doctor
>Fingers are too fat to dial the numbers and you dont have a dialing wand loiscense
>Get put on 37 month waiting list for new pancreas
>Go to america for better health care
>Get shot

Cant they just print suggested serving sizes smaller, and it being for more people?

Or are they banning buying family/party sized meals?
Are they going to ban buying in bulk?

Will you only be allowed to buy single servings of everything at your local grocery/shops?

>Britain's obesity crisis
Ricky Gervais discussed this on his podcast. It never struck me that Britons were that overweight. Or maybe I'm judging them by Amerilard standards.

>every show/movie ever made needs to suit my ideology/taste/preferences/etc
No one is forcing you to watch.

I dont try to dissuade others from watching things I dont like/disagree with.
I do engage them in conversation about it if they're willing, and they're someone I can actually talk to.

Theres plenty of brain dead leftist degeneracy out there masquerading as morally righteous and desperately trying to infect people with false, baseless values.

>Be britbong
>Order large pizza with bacon and tomatoes
>Name and face already seen on five different cameras, police response is immediate
>"Oi, you gotta loicense fer dat pie, mate?"
>Get jailed for no two-topping license
>Get stabbed to death for being non-muslim in prison

>proposed
it's fucking nothing

Is this a joke?

Are you new to pol? Not used to seeing Japs here. I feel like I have seen you around a lot lately. We need more Nips on the board. Tell me, is the herbivorous men thing real or just a meme?

Newfag, there are no Japs on Jow Forums only English teachers and marines.

They did think it through, though.
Their thought was "how can we inject more government into people's daily lives?"
Lo and behold, they found a way.

> The state jumping in is good
This statement disgusts me in multiple ways

Also, you do realize that Mama merkle saving the stupid people from their bad decisions doesn't make them less stupid, right? It makes them breed.

>do you have a loicense for that peperoni?

OI MATE U GOT A LOICENSE FOR THAT PIZZA?

Didn't NYC tried to limit the sizes of their sodas to something like 16oz? Turns out people just buy more glasses.

>Be American.
>Go to Infinitos or Cici's.
>Get all you can eat pizza for $7.
>Eat the equivalent of 6 whole pies.
>Don't go to jail for it.
God bless America.

>oi m8 with a pizza, you seems kinda fa-- body positive, where's your topping's loicense?

>Turns out people just buy more glasses.

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>Calories are limited now so you can only get a 1000 calorie pizza
>People start ordering 2
>This is banned also, parties must be booked by separate people and you must have multiple people's signatures to buy pizza if you're planning to buy for your family
>People start carrying around signatures saying their family wants pizzas
>Government hands out pizza ration cards
>Sell your ration cards to fat people
>Nothing changes
Wow brits really solved obesity why didn't we think of making buying food illegal?

Oh boy, another tax disguised as "healty and good for you". I'm surprised they didn't mention "saving children from obesity" or some shit. This country is bankrupt fiscally and morally.

fucking bongs, they're beyond ridiculous

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BIN THAT PIZZA
SAVE A LISA