All womens crew DLC in AC Odyssey

>All-women crews
This has probably never even happened before in reality.
Hell, for 99% of human history it has been considered such a bad omen to have even a single woman aboard that most sailors would refuse to set sail.

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How did women get to the new world?

this, what a clown world we live in

>giving money to ubishit
kek

There have been exceptions in history, but entertainment industry reads history like "there was these few isolated incidents of female X in history which must mean that it could have been normal at the era."

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Ubishit has drank the coolaid. The company will be out of business soon enough.

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plz repost

Yeah I started playing medieval 2 again. Great game

Go play with 4th Reich boys nothing left in gaming

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So if your all female crew gets defeated they get gangraped right? And the chance to get gangraped increases the darker the skin of your enemies are? Asking for a white friend.

i wouldn't mind them inserting women into these games if they would also include the obvious and inevitable consequences of it, that is to say having the women be raped and sold into sexual slavery by the conquering army.

They’re rewriting history. When in reality they couldn’t cooperate enough to build a campfire. We saw this on survivor.

Ubi will go the way of telltale games. Extreme greed and being woke is basically the same as setting a fire to the company building while using all of the companies money as fire starter.

I pirated the first AC and haven't touched those games after that

Nice. Try holding the middle east when the mongols arrive. Very difficult!

I don't know, but there is something satisfying about pouncing on a woman, stabbing her in the throat, and hearing her scream in this game. It's not like I have a choice since a quarter of the enemies are women.

I was a slave to the video jew for much longer than I care to admit. Finally, FINALLY, I’m breaking free. I play a game of NHL 19 three or four times a week to unwind and then maybe a game of Madden 19 on Sunday. Beyond that I’m completely over it, happy to say.

Not going to lie, there is something exciting in taking enemy women as prisoners in Crusader Kings 2. Especially if playing religion that allows forcing them to be concubines.

Better avoid those sirens
Fpbp

Haven't played an AC game since the first one, but Kassandra is top cute and I unironically want to play the game just for the two screenshots of her I've seen.

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Do people actually take their time to play singleplayer games nowadays either way?
Complete waste of time if you ask me

The soviets used all-women crews in some tanks and units, either for support roles or expendable roles. It works to certain extent - but a whole lot better than mixed crews which plummet morale and unit cohesion.

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT UBISOFT IS A STRICTLY MARXIST ORGANISATION WITH LITERAL INDOCTRINATION CLASSES
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You can tell Ubisoft has political guns pointed at the media. Despite every rational gamer saying this game is a shitty disappointment, the mediaheads still claim it’s some tour de force of gaming because of its revisionist history SJW shit.

>All-women crew singing sea shanties
This is more hilarious than it should be

But the more pressing question is can you have an all-women crew harem as the Alexios?

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Unreal Engine 4 is free boi, blueprints easy to learn. Do it yourself. Now is the time. The game industry won’t change if we keep letting the big publishers dictate. EA is going down because the public is waking up, but they won’t stay that way unless a new wave of good indies comes out with more truthful historical fiction.

EA will never go down as long as they have their sports licenses.

Dude, look at those fucking people. They are CLEARLY not gamers themselves, they are just a bunch of programmers that got hired based on their views on politics.
Jesus fuck no wonder the gaming world is taking a massive hit right now.

I, for one, eagerly anticipate the Mario game where the princess rescues HIM.

Total War provides unique expirience of slaughtering women by thousands

You're about 15 years late.

Look up something called "Night Witches"

they just tied them to the sides

Also why GUI design and iconography in games is literal Facebook-tier.
These people never dwelled in fantasies where they slayed dragons, conquered foreign land with primeval and occult equipment.
The biggest fantasy they've ever had is to get hired and accepted by people.

You say that like women were always taught to be useless.

jew be soft

They are useless.
What makes them useful is that they get pregnant and are infantile enough to communicate with babies.

lol

They didn't, we've just been mutts from the beginning.

REEEEEEEEEE THIS WAS SSUPPOSED TO BE A GAME ABOUT MEN WAHT THE FUCK FUCK WOMENFUCK

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Being passengers?

They didn't use to be useless. They made clothes, baskets, fishing nets, took care of animals, raised children, grew things to eat, knew how heal sickness, etc etc etc

Women on ships is bad fucking luck.
Women never crewed ships

>inb4 fedora tipping acne burger corrects me by showing ONE possible variation from the norm

unneded but
FPBP

as long as it's not forced down our throats, i don't care. if someone wants to pay extra shekels for the gender studies department crew, that's their prerogative.

> Muh soviet women supersoldiers

This is actually what NPCs believe

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I bet 99% of the women complained about having to come here.

fpbp

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>ASSassins Creed

Who cares?

So glad I won't have to play as a nigger spic or woman in RDR2
Was my biggest fear desu

> My lesbian sniper couple
> Woow this is just like fighting Drampf! FACK NAZIS XD

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the women who call themselves "programmers" in their twitter bio often don't write any code, you see them use a lot of jargon when talking to their admirers but if you know anything about programming you know they're just use big words that mean very little. They are often tasked with writing documentation and stuff like that.

>playing aaa games
>paying for aaa games

Cucks and goys, fpbp

She did what no man could do :^)

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War in general and Rome specifically are such male subjects. It really makes me wonder if there companies care about money. I would be pissed if i was an owner or shareholder.

He means the one where a blue-haired, nose-pierced Peach wearing a pussy hat and Slut Walk tape rescues a eunuch, beta Mario from Bowser's dungeon to place him in a worse dungeon where he is forced to whip himself with a whip studded with red spiny shells and apologize for being Italian like Columbus.

> "lol german sissies captured by little white girl, omg white people are so embarrassing and weak, fuck nathzeees!"

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> It really makes me wonder if there companies care about money.

Not really. Orders from the top. Cultural war.

>Pic related is 2500 years old wisdom

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Local swede absolutely assblasted by history
Facts dont care about your feelings, sweetie

heroic as fuck

now that I dropped by instigating roastie of a GF, I need to find a warrior vixen with child rearing hips to splurge this salary on

Can't wait for Red Dead 2 to wipe it's ass with this game

>An exception to the rule
>less than 90 years ago roughly the same time when people around the world started warming up to the idea of having women in more male dominated roles

>the same thing as having female naval crews over 1500 years ago

McFacts™

>Soviet propaganda
>Facts

I fucking HATE mutliplayer/co-op games. I hate doing anything that forces me to interract with other people. Single-player for life.

>Entire crew of women
>Manning a boat
They'd give up rowing within the first hour.

SEXY. BRAVE. POWERFUL.

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^this, most multiplayer games are just micro transaction shitfest used to make insecure people spend money to impress a bunch of losers.

Muh salty faggots.

Men came here without women initially, conquered and settled the land and made safe enough huts to ship over some wymyns to pump full of babies a couple decades later

>in-game jokes shitting on ea's mircrotransactions
>probably released the most microtransaction heavy game this year

Why does anybody give this company money

>little "white" girl

wow what a false flag of a picture

lemme tell you: this game is a total cringe. From the very beginning to the very end. Seeing a woman in full body armor fighting nearby the men, thats cringy.
Seeing a full woman-crew that very cringy.
Seeing Alexious with woman-like animation its cringy.
Seeing Cassandra with manly animantion - thats cringy.
Seeing how the gameplay is done, seeing how hard they are trying to push "WOMYN ARE STRONK BIGOT" narrative that's cringy.
but since I'm from Moldova I'm gonna pirate and play it anyways.

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Neither.

Assassin's Creed 2 is really enjoyable still. Anything put out after Black Flag I never played because the series became too repetitive after that point.

I worked in a foresting crew In butt fuck nowhere with about twenty dudes. The company made the huge mistake of hiring two women. Obviously those two women were snatched up asap, and the remaining thirsty men all ended up plotting and fighting the guys who got woman attention. It was a huge shit show, and totally ruined the comradery in the camp. We went from singing and drinking by the campfire to literally fighting in the dirt and sleeping with our axes beside the bed just in case.

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if they showded the c ther tiddies it was fine though

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fpbp

>AC Odyssey
>shitty
I bet you didn't even play it, cuck.

Can I rape the crew after I defeat them?

Ill nwver get a sequal yo buck bumble!

>flag
>nigger behavior
Typical.

Shooting the whores in Duke Nukem to see the money fly out of their g strings was kind of satisfying back in the day.