EU army has been “activated”

we've had this army for decades but only now just activated it, be afraid Americans, be very afraid.

>Activated
So where are the battalions located? Just looks like the activated their almonds for now

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Jesus Germany how many times are you going to try this?

You won't get our sweet nukes kraut, the whole general staff would rather kill themselves on the spot rather than sharing its already scarce ressources with inferior armies

Fake news
Death to am*rica!

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we left at a great time didn't we

That'd make a good comic

Do we have to give our nukes to the fucking krauts ? Fuck

>NATO leaves
>Takes lion's share of funding with it
>Europe now has to pay for its own shit
>America is the only supplier of said shit
NATO turning into a bunch of self funded agencies would be the best fucking thing for America. Anyone with money in the military would make a killing and the taxpayer wouldn't be fronting the bill anymore.

>left
Sorry, mate. The next vote will ensure your commitment to the union

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>German Defence minister
lol

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It will be filled with 'refugees' from Africa

>But we need to embrace our Alies
Germany in line to get assblasted again. Rolling...

Using primarily American technology, and thinks we don’t have the keys to shut it all down.

>left

ITT: amerimutt tears.

race exists now

>nouvelobs.com/monde/20180910.OBS2107/la-france-va-t-elle-partager-sa-bombe-atomique-avec-l-allemagne.html
Tu penses que Macron ne trahira pas les Français? C'est son modus operandi après tout.

Just loot the place and torch it, who cares at this point.
Look at how people see WW2 these days :
>"fucking Yanks bombing our cities just because we let the germans have all the cool buildings for free"
>"my daughter got raped, it was probably those guys"
>"waaahhh they burned the shit i wanted to sell to the nazis"
>"based Russia saved us all, Communism best -ism fuck you Roosevelt"
>"Atom bombs were unjustified etc.."
>"operation paperclip REEEEEEE"

If people will bitch about you doing stuff anyways you might as well do it

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we changed the locks, checkmate mate, you are going down

This is literally against the oath of the german military and above that against the constitution you're sworn to protect. Literal full fledged treason to the point where our base law says they're allowed to defend themselves by force against anybody that tries to get rid of it, if peaceful means fail.

>frenchy thinks he has a choice
I dont think you'll the comfort of having the Netherlands and Belgium as buffers in this war

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NATO forever lost all credibility when it bombed the wrong side in Yugoslavia. Not a bad thing at all to bury NATO.

Nigger you never had the door. Imagine being a eurofag

What do they defend? Its definitely not german or european borders at this point russian army could walk in and claim to be asylum seekers and annex the whole thing but who would want that problem

La seule chose qui restait de bien dans ce pays, c'est l'armée...putain de merde

>t. traitors and amerislaves

>189149931

Yeah sure because it's not like we have world famous arms industries ourselves.

HOLY SHIT, WE'RE ARE FUCKED.
>I'M CANADIAN
HOLY SHIT, YOU'RE FUCKED!

But I don't see the poles joining an army led by Germany, they are way closer to the US military speaking

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Can you at least put effort into your shit posting? Romanian shit posting is so boring it might as well follow a flow chart

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frauen mal wieder am illusionieren....

Don’t worry Leaf, being literally a suburb of America has its bennefits. Give up the syrup and no one gets hurt.

>You won't get our sweet nukes kraut, the whole general staff would rather kill themselves on the spot rather than sharing its already scarce ressources with inferior armies

The US will come and take your nukes soon enough Muhammad . Shhh it's okay.

>he thinks I'm shitposting
I am dead serious. Fuck America. I hope Russia and the US go to war with each other and mutually destroy each other in the process.

Benefits

You think they'll actually be effective? They'll kill each other.

Grow a pair and bring back conscription, you queer southerners

Germans tried to suppress us for 400 years. They didn't manage. When we finally allowed them to act freely they started a world war.

I have seen that face before.
She is genuinely evil, to the core. Her soul is missing and she thrives on pain.

I think she looks like your queen

This. The bongs and frogs will have to be disarmed at some point. Both operations executed simultaneously. Hit the bases and confiscate all contraband nukes, probably have to destroy at least 1-2 submarines at sea, no big deal.

> WE TELL EUROPEANS WHEN TO ACTIVATE FORCES
Well, how about that for controlling EU militarily.

>tfw WW3 is America vs Germany again

Let's do this.

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Anon5 was right again.

>Anon5
Details please.

I wonder which side we'll play this time at first.
Probably both (or more) of them. We refined our diplomatics abilities since last time.

The chinks are getting nervous over Trump's trade war. He doesn't seem to be moving.

>activated

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She looks like the crazy lady from wolfenstein.

btw the reason they are bringing all the migrants in is because they need replacements for all the euros that will die in the war.

Not before they kill all the Germans that gave them tanks and guns and what not.

He was talking about this two years ago. Search in the archives " knowledge bomb EU army "

we will be busy fighting the Chinese hordes who try to make land during the "America: Lights Out" phase of the NWO's draw of the curtain

our navy will hold them back long enough for Jesus and his endlessly growing warband to go city to city amidst the anarchy, bearing free food for all, and with their arms slung on their backs

he won't stop until reaching the Arch in Missouri, effectively uniting on behalf of the federal government the entire formerly balkanized eastern half of the country, after which plans for pushing the yellow dragon out of California can be concocted for the good of all Americans

>roman empire hires barbarians to fill their armies
>currency crumbles, barbs won't accept worthless currency, get paid in fucking LAND
>empire crumbles because barbs have no loyalty to Rome or Romans
If you only let Germans into the army, what do you do with the non-germans? In the event of war, do you think they'll be well behaved when all the men go off to war? In America they love their flag, in Europe they take down flags because they might be offensive, instead of instilling patriotism to thier host country.

der fuhrer will take Il duce by the arm again, giuseppe

Talk about doing it wrong... Yes, let the intelligent, skilled Europeans die so the inbred, religious fanatic arabs can replace them. If that happens I hope Russian doesn't leave a single survivor.

>headline: army activated
>subhead: structures for EU defense union activated
Translation: We designed a letterhead and the German Defense Minister entered the French Defense Minister's phone number into her cell. Also, we ordered 500 Romanian-made machine guns designed to look like nursing infants.

Daily reminder: They said this would NEVER happen during the Brexit referendum. David Cameron even called it a conspiracy theory spread by nationalists

I think it's far more likely China simply implodes before it can mobilize to do anything other than kill political dissidents.

Gold taking a shit, looks like the scare is over.

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>Show up for EU Army training
>Wake up
>Put on gym shorts and running shoes
>5am to 11am is classes about feelings
>Lunch is 11am -1pm
>Prepare for afternoon firearms training
>classes about how to convince neighbors to turn in guns

What do you want to bet it is loaded with nonwhites? This is essentially a King hiring foreign mercenaries to protect him from his people. They will also use this for more immigration. That’s what they did to us. They will say to the immigrants: join the EU army and get citizenship.

Niggers can't find and this EU army shit will go nowhere because the Eurozone is in debt and cant afford a military and non Euro nations in Europe don't care about the defense of anyone but themselves.

if they ever make an EU army it'll be the most cucked system imaginable and never work :
>Deployments must be voted by a council of bankers and politicains nobody ever voted for
>Germany has a permanent seat
>Poland and Greece too since they're the only ones with enough tanks to actually stop anything crossing the border
>USA and the UK use NATO to get 2 "advisors" on the board, who are supposed to report back to it but still have a veto for some reason

the EU army would be ruled by poles and their big bro the USA after a month

can confirm this is how it will go down

That article is pure bullshit and you know it.
The amount of money they would need to pay if america is not in the picture would increase your military spending from 2% to ~12% and last time you talked about your budget you couldn't even increase the spending to 4% until 2022-2024.

Niggers can't fight*

>EU Army

>Different from NATO & has a different purpose.

>The EU Army is designed to attack countries who leave the EU & ones who are thinking about it. Aswell as quell any civil unrest against the EU. The EU allowed Merkel to take over Europe without firing a single shot........for now.

>In order to Justify/reveal the EU Army, a big(or several big) ISIS assault(s) would need to happen & Military forces of various countries would have to be demonized for trying to stop them.

>Keep in mind.... Europe has dozens of No Go Zones that are ISIS bases/staging areas. The current European Military forces have never cleaned them up and allowed them to flourish. While NATO is too busy posturing against Russia.

>Its a "perfect storm" in the making if they want to "form" a EU Army.

In case you guys don't know a Dutch mechanized division is being annexed into the German army next year amid growing likeliness of the Bundeswehr taking over the Netherlands defence and annexing the rest Royal Netherlands Army considering Germany now controls most of the Dutch army.

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I hate the EU but that's not true. NATO is essentially a pact saying the US will help Europe as long as they buy US weapons. That's Trump was so buttblasted, because the EU was spending enough money on its "military budget" (buying weapons from US corporation).

Good. So long suckers. When Brexit completes and our bases are all moved to a no longer in the EU Poland you won't be sovereign.

>be Dutch
>imagining what's it like to be eurofag
oh my

EU would never actually raise their own army and stop letting USA foot the bill. That would require them to uncuck thmeselves.

>As long as they buy US weapons
Cause the Leopard, HK 416, Eurofighter are so American.

I'm going to laugh when the EU army is revealed to be nothing but rapefugees and diversity hires. Half of it will immediately start looting and raping and the other half will deny what the first half is doing while arresting people for reporting it.

Worst part is our army is as good as redpilled, and THE ETERNAL KRAUT IS ABOUT TO RUIN EVERYTHING!

>How the EU Army will be PR/sold to the Public

>The EU Army needs an "official" reason to deploy & a way to PR/sell it to the Public. There are 3 ways (might be a combination) they are going to do it.

> 1) "We need a Army to Protect us from these internal threats!" (The threat of Terrorists(ISIS Cells) & Nazi's(Nationalists/Right Wing & Anti-EU/Anti-Islam people) being everywhere.)(They will also spin the "protect from ISIS" as a way to get nationalistic people to back it & join it).

> 2) "Call for Unity for Europe" (Countries leaving the EU/Try to leave the EU.)

> 3) "Our Army will do the job better" (NATO being "ineffective" & the "threat" of Russia)

>These are all narratives they are going to be pushing/are pushing to "Justify" deployment & sell the EU Army to the Public.

>Everyone speaks different languages
>Command structure is shit
>Logistics is even worse
>Tactics are ill suited due to different army traditions.
>Communications are impossible
>Reaction times are slow
>Different commanders have different ideas.
>Budgets are unequal and hard to manage.

Austria-Hungary 2.0 is coming.

>HK 416
This is an American platform, you roma faggot.

>EU army activated
>NEETs and 'tists get drafted to protect Soviet Europe
>whole operational theatre full of right-wing oppressed men armed to the teeth
>one month later
>Straßburg and Brussel occupied by EU army regiments
>receipts for miles of rope and stockades
>race war
>EU effectively an heroes
A day that will live in Darwinity.

oh great another nato

this war will be a heavy one

>HK 416 is the same as an AR
>Heckler and Cock is an American company
Neck yourself

EU army will be used to crush dissent within the EU. That is all it will be used for. If you don't see this is the long term plan then NPC.jpg

The eurocucks couldn't even scareup a few bombs to drop on a few Libyan beduoins, so a functioning military seems improbable.

>budgets
Dude are they going to even have the money for this? The reason Europe can have all its socialist programs is because the US keeps trade routes open. Sure we benefit but Europe doesn’t have to spend nearly the amount of money on global security. Where will the money come from?

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Hechler and Koch copied the American platform, you diseased roma faggot.

>there will be an EU-American war within your lifetime
I can't wait to rape the shit out of every European woman and child. I'll show you some mutts

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And it will be 80% shitskin