AUS/POL/ Shitpost Shelter Edition II

But what if I do and they're still too big?

Possibly go to a change rooms and try them on first?

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Hello

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Next time but your clothes in the kids section.

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Gladesville, right?

Mate online clothes shopping is gay as, never again

Gotta be Ballina or Lismore maccas.

hey qt what's your kik?

Anyone want COD 1?
I just need an email address to send zipped folders
It runs off usb and needs no cd key
Maybe we can /colonise/ it and redpill the NPCs

How big's the file m8?

Hows Portugal? see any refugees?

Hi

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fuck off retard

Why does everyone hate Melbourne and Sydney? They aren't that bad

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Roughly over 1GB m8, but ill have to send it in 150MB volumes

Opinions on this man?
Why is his speech at the senate inquiry making my recommendations on YouTube?

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Thanks for the offer mate, but doing that on my net seems like way more effort than it's worth. Cheers though.

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I agree. It's a pain in the ass too send it back if it doesn't fit. I only buy my scrubs online because it's cheaper. The brick and mortar stores really screw medical guys over.

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With our aussie internet we might be able to play COD next year lads

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dooes it run on a apple

Fuck you too

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>50GB
Fucking hell. Even downloading just 5 is enough to make me consider committing sudoku.

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oaf
but this is cod 1 you can run it on a dialup if you want

half bottle of vodka ii doint feel nuthing

absolut a shit

Drink something else. Vodka is for women and ruskies. Go hard on rum or whiskey, or even beer. Wine if you really must.

trying to watch my wait

Ah yeah that's alright then.

Only if you have an emulator

srs diet coke a shit with burbon at least vodka and diet soda taste semi decent

Try the diet version of whatever homebrand coke we have. LA ice or whatever. Goes good with vodka.

>Be Australia
>Build white paradise through centuries of toil
>Give it all away to chinks, poos and ghouls in a single generation for no reason
>Refuse to vote in nationalists who will quickly resolve the issue

What did Australia mean by this?

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Australia's internet isn't that bad

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I can't imagine how it would

Don't knock it til you've tried it m8

thats what I say to people when I recommend Canadian Club and lemonade

You can't blame us for it mate, fucking happening to all of us.

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diet tonic water and gin isnt too bad

>ghouls
never heard of them

Absolutely degenerate. Will have to give that a try.

that's pretty gay, if that's what this dido tom guy does, deconstruct & intellectualise what men of action say. Yeah I know Tom is more thoughtful but both he & Blair have put themselves out there in a way that I think warrent more respect from a pseudonymous podcaster.

Sub Saharan Africans you daft kent

What about water?

>Give it all away
they didn't get anything cheap I can promise you that :^)

Hey cunts, i work overnight. Can i be frens with you?
I'm in minnesota and its cold now. Show me some of that Australian warmth? Maybe the ocean?

Boring necessity, unless you work in the heat, then it's the nectar of the gods.

I drink cause it makes me feel good.

Dyana's son has been BLACKED

that warm tingle feeling you get when blue bottle stingers brush your ankle?

Me dads fucked his guts and liver over it

Rainy and miserable here near brisbane at the moment, m8. Wish I had some hot chocolate to be comfy with. But here's a pic of some poor cunts thong.

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Well it's all about self control, ain't it? Never had an issue with that myself so I never drink more than I should.

Kinda reminds me of Arizona. The pic on the left is a guy baking cookies on his dashboard.

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why would you step in black treacle and why is it on the road?

Tom has gotten a bit arrogant with his intellectual and moral framework, but he's a cut above the disource and discussion which the average person can even care to grasp, let alone deconstruct and intellectualise.

We need more right-wing intellectuals and Tom fulfills that role, I'll shill him no matter what the circumstance.

Who are you? really?

kek

Heard a story a few years back about some guy not too far from me who drove over asphalt that was so hot his car got stuck in road. Turning into fucking liquid.

iview.abc.net.au/show/drum/series/0/video/NC1807H185S00

he who shall not be named

watch this its got Ruddock on the panel surrounded by stupid celebrities

Everyone catch the ABCs expose on the alt right in Australia and Lad's Society branch stacking the national party to get in anti immigration stuff?
radio.abc.net.au/programitem/pg4G08XK4G?play=true

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Yeah, it happens. I'm sure it's happened in Australia, too. When I first heard about Coober Pedy, I thought it was genius.

Time to get fucken upset cobbers, Red Roosters all across Western Sydney being bought out by indians.
The shit skin syndicate is taking over Reddy Reds and flushing out all the working with their own $10/hr chumps

Australian born n bred since 1974 no more

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Fucking jewgle captcha mismatch
G'nite lads I've gotta sleep

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Wow they started with the Charlottesville red herring and everything.

>Staking out fight club
Pussy didn't even show up to have a go.

Yeah thatd be great. The sweet warm embrace of poison other than alcohol

night cunt

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I just want one more day of sunshine and warmth before the 8 months of cold

Rained in in Brissy, fuckin coke dealer stitched me up so I can't even have some nose beers and watch a movie what the FUCK

>Werthers
top shit, best pocket sweet

goon is the best drink imo

How does coke even get in Australia?

>Shnoz dinner

gotta be prune juice for me

Probably via the Philippines?

Boat mainly.
>girt by sea.
It's fucking exxy though, would have paid 350 a bag tonight

ALDI red mate, only a fiver and the spanish shit ain't half bad

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Jesus titty fucking christ. How much for 350?

>glass bottle
don't like that fancy shit

A gram.
It's bad.
Send help. Or coke

I'm limited on my knowledge of cocaine growth but I'd bet it does have similar conditions as parts of S.A.

1 Graeham

hahahah give er a crack mate taste the high life

Bottled in factories

How can we get rid of GLADYS? I'm sick of the whore trying to ruin everything

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Any aldi around the brisbane suburbs sell alcohol? Never seen em before.

Wow. Last time I did coke it was like $20 for two fat lines about 3 and 1/2 inches long. $350 could get me at least half a zip

That's true. Of course, South America is just across the way. My Dad fought in Vietnam and he told me they grow tons of that and opium.

Im from a little further south couldn't tell ya.

I'm betting we see opium shit ramp up soon around china to further destroy their country.

I know nothing about Australia. And I intend to keep it this way.