Should I become a Mormon?

Should I become a Mormon?

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Fuck off Romney. No one wants to join your cult.

Yeah

Somebody say Mormon pizza?

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why?

Sure. As long as you can tell the difference between what’s there to help you live a good life filled with purpose and community but then can recognize the parts where it trails off into being a dopey fable that defies world history and geography.

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>then can recognize the parts where it trails off into being a dopey fable that defies world history and geography.
like what?

Medieval mormon tribes of israel fought Indians in epic wars across the plains of America something somything Egyptian hieroglyphics something something

Like thinking injuns are Israelites.

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yeah but what is really matter though? I'm guessing it's an insignificant part of their belief?

Don't, they will put you to work and suck you dry with their welfare system.It's amazing how well their conditioning holds giving how much they abuse their useful members to care for all the parasites that flock to them.

No. Some of the pictures of the early Mormon wives show that they were practicing elite gender inversion in the days when they were still really shit at it. The religion was started by (((them)))

A man who hallucinated while staring into into a hat wrote their bible. They have their own bible. Go read their Bible. You don't get a custom bible without a truckload of horseshit.

Im serious. Go read it.

In New York btw, before they got chased off by the feds

Only if you can practice polygamy

The Book of Mormon is top quality horseshit. I've been to LDS churches a few times, and the horseshit is read out loud.
That said, if you can pick your neighbors, Mormons are better than niggers.

Some Mormons know it’s incorrect and just dismiss it. Other Mormons will defend it as truth and that science is just an enemy trying to discredit them.

What matters is how to navigate what the comunity expects you to believe or at the very least give lip service to.

Only if you plan to move to Salt Lake City. If so and you are converting from something non-Christian, good idea.

>suck you dry with their welfare system.
wait what? do members have to pay something?

Tbqh all the mormons I've met are super nice people

>Only if you plan to move to Salt Lake City.
why?

SLC, Utah, and to a much lesser extent the states surrounding Utah are the only places you will find significant numbers of Mormons in the US.

Moving to SLC (which is a very white, conservative, and gorgeous city btw) can apparently be somewhat isolating if you aren't Mormon.

Everywhere else in the US though, you are looked at funny, even laughed at or mocked if you are Mormon.

I fucking hate Mormons, if you are mormon fucking stay with all those other freaks.
t. Arizonian

They are unironically based. I live next to a lot of them and they are salt of the earth type people. They are very anti degenerate and vote more conservative than any other religious group statisticly. If I were to ever convert to another religion it would be theirs.

there is a mormon community in my little town here.

Amen

I moved from Pa to ut and these mormans are weird people...I would not join their cult....they like this shit called fry saus sick people

why do you hate them?

& they dont understand sarcasm and they cant drive

well thats interesting. Hey if it floats your moat go for it.

They have an in-group preference for themselves, which says enough already.
However:
>dress gaudy and smile in a very creepy way
>push their retarded beliefs into the public sphere autistically
>do immoral and cultish things to their children but don't feel bad about it
I don't even think the religion is "white". I think it's an offshoot of Judaism, but that's just my own perception. They have tons of pedophilia scandals and people who talk shit about it who used to be mormons

No, you really shouldn't. They're Jewish LARPers in secret and Christian LARPers in public. Their dogma is also garbage and changes as often as their "prophets" do.

Yes...that cock sucker stole the rep nomination from some ass hole here...they jizzed them selfs qhen he moved to utah

You guys here of their white horse prohefice they think is going to happen

>>do immoral and cultish things to their children
like what

>Should I become a Mormon?
get out juden

They kidnap their kids at certain ages and send them to some style of bootcamp or boyscouts or something, I don't remember what specifically but it's genuinely bizarre how they act. Utah has lax child protection laws because of it.

did you just use the "M word"? don't you know that's like calling a black guy "nigger" now?

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do mormons look down on converts? or do they make you feel like one of them?

10% of your money is a big price to pay to willingly associate with nutbags

If you want a free blonde wife.

They can be a bit weird but generally Mormons are incredibly nice, maybe too nice.

I live in Mormon land and a good chunk are overbearing with their religion but most of them keep to themselves or full blown break the rules and drink an shit.

I dated a Mormon girl for about a year she was fucking wild and way too hot for me.

But yeah they are mostly non-degenerate ultra conservative and have loads of white babies so they are probably the saviors of the West

they will love bomb you until your conversion, then drop you like a hot rock. seen it first hand, multiple times.

Member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints here. You definitely should get baptized!

There are tons of Mormons in Idaho Utah, Nevada, Arizona, Colorado and parts of California.

He’s being an edgy faggot

What the fuck are you talking about? That’s nonsense

No, it's heresy. Good people though.

still jewish garbage

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No, they added later stuff and something about living prophets and a Temple. They'll make you pay to pray for your family , ncluding dead family to go to heaven. And they take turns paraying for jews too. Random jews in that temple. You can live like them though. Good neighbors when they aren't interfamily pedos.

biblehub.com/luke/3-33.htm
>the son of Amminadab, the son of Ram, the son of Hezron, the son of Perez, the son of Judah

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>For it is clear that our Lord descended from Judah

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>He was teaching in their synagogues, and everyone praised him.
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>He came to his own people, and even they rejected him.

His own people aka Jews.

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>You Samaritans worship what you do not know; we worship what we do know, for salvation is from the Jews.

Samaritans aka Gentiles.

JESUS WAS A JEW.

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is this really required? wtf

All members in good standing give 10% of their income to the church, also the church assigned them an unpaid position working for the church, often taking care of other members and dealing with their problems. You are expected to make monthly offerings in addition to all that.

Drop caffeine too, to say nothing of alcohol.

I'm invited to go to their church this sunday. any reason why I shouldn't drop by anyway just to see?

Pic related, one of my favorite temples.

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As long as you're strong and indepent minded, who cares? I'd do some reaserch on their actual history and other minor beliefs that are just weird fiction. It was basically started as a sex cult for the founder and his top guys. Polygamy was very real in their ranks. Even today, there's small numbers of them that live that way. Had a reality tv show about one family with like 3 wives. Only in America.

Do your research user, but Mormons are quite possibly the last bastion of traditional family values left in America. They have some pretty kooky religious beliefs, but if you can see past that, you won’t find a better community of people anywhere. Sure there are outliers that are shitheads, that’s just human nature, but overall they are very kind and generous people.
t. Non practicing Mormon

Also this, Mormons are expected to be stone cold sober. no tea, no coffee, no caffeinated soda, no alcohol, no smoking of any kind, etc.

Also
>I think it's an offshoot of Judaism
Mormons are hardcore Zionists and were founded by Freemasons. They are basically the Jew's favorite pet.

>they will love bomb you until your conversion, then drop you like a hot rock.
True. They are just going for mass recruitment numbers to build their income and political power base.

>all the mormons I've met are super nice people
Mormons are literally trained from birth to put up a good public face. It is all an act to help their recruitment. From the inside you can plainly see they are just as fucked up as anyone else.

>t. Non practicing Mormon
is that even possible? won't they force you to do all kinds of things?

Mormom

>myfw Mormons are literally called Rocky Mountain Jews

mormons are jews on steroids

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They aren't islam, they aren't going to kill you if you walk away. They'll just annoy you with phone calls and come knocking at your door inviting you back.

No
They are heretics

OP are you blonde with blue eyes (white race needless to say)?

If so you will always have a place in the Mormon breeding program and produce from 5 to 10 aryan daughters (for newcomers male offspring will always tragically die at birth Im afraid... God giveth and God taketh and all that...)

Oh and dont worry if you dont convert once you are dead and buried Mormons will conveniently baptize you and become another number in their ranks if only you ever said hello to a mormon walking down the street.

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Depends on how devout you want to be but the church helps peope out too.

They’ll bail peopel out of debt and pay for rehab and shit

Mmmmmmm.

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If hell sounds like a cool place to end up in: go for it.

They don’t force you to do anything, plenty of Mormons don’t follow the rules

MAKE THE REAL SWITCH

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does that include the 10% shekel tax?

No they aren’t going to hound you if you don’t fall in line. I personally have no association with the church even though I’m still technically a member. I drink occasionally and smoke weed once and a while. There are plenty of active members that don’t strictly follow the sobriety rules.

>You will never have a hot ginger wifey that sucks and fucks your balls dry on the regular to produce a herd of white children.

how's the sense of community for people like you or the ones not strictly follow the rules?

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Listen to these Arrogant and prideful words of smith. Remember GOD hates pride.

Proverbs 16:5 (KJV) Every one that is proud in heart is an abomination to the Lord: though hand join in hand, he shall not be unpunished.

"Come on! ye prosecutors! ye false swearers! All hell, boil over! Ye burning mountains, roll down your lava! for I will come out on top at last. I have more to boast of than ever any man had. I am the only man that has ever been able to keep a whole church together since the days of Adam. A large majority of the whole have stood by me. Neither Paul, John, Peter, nor Jesus ever did it. I boast that no man ever did such a work as I. The followers of Jesus ran away from Him; but the Latter-day Saints never ran away from me yet...When they can get rid of me, the devil will also go." (History of the Church, Vol. 6, p. 408, 409) Joseph Smith


The Bible is all you need

For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: Not of works, lest any man should boast. For we are his workmanship, created in Christ Jesus unto good works, which God hath before ordained that we should walk in them.
Ephesians 2:8-10 (KJV)


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No. Listen, Mormonism is just another cucked branch of Christianity, with the same slave morality. The Book of Mormon is as horseshit as the Bible. A few years ago, I would have said the only benefit was the community, because Mormons are generally pretty nice and more non-degenerate than the average. However, these days, Utah is being absolutely flooded with shitskins like the Second Coming is tomorrow. Christianity in the modern world is killing us. I don't see a future for Whites unless they adopt a new, pro-European ideology. Stay the fuck away from Semitic cults, and join something that can offer a real future for your progeny.

Ideally, you want the truth. If you're just looking to join a community, consider joining an explicitly pro-European one. I won't tell you European Paganism is the answer, but consider it. I'd really like to see the birth of an ethno-centric religion. That might just be the answer the West needs.

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Thinking about joining so I can take a second wife

The historical claims are provably false and the doctrine is just made up by men (i.e. no divine direction), but if you're ok with that and just want a good community of people that will be your community and clan, then yes.

This is a concern for Betas only. If you aren't a pussy and know how to say "No" to people that think they have authority over you, you'll catch some static but just be considered eccentric if you're otherwise a contribution to the community.

>if you're otherwise a contribution to the community.
in the sense of giving them money?

Loads of people burning their magic underwear as they nope the fuck out of that BS. See exmormon on reddit.

>he only wants to fuck the wife

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>that one e-friend who started going to mormon church because he got a mormon e-gf on the other side of the country that he unironically thought he was going to marry

he didn't even marry her? lmao

on one hand its a cult,on the other hand it teaches strong traditional family values. like i have said to any person whom has asked me about the mormon question they are nicest people you will ever meet. although they are great people there judgment is clouded my there ideology same as a libtard would be ie there stance on lds church is set in stone and is very hard to reason with them. when it really comes down to is that if you want to fallow somthing blindly without any thought then go for it. when it comes down to it faith is based in the values you fallow same with the caltholic church. just dont be an idiot and do what you want.

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They never even met. But at least he got to clean the windows of the local mormon church.

Yes you should become a moron

is it safe to join mormons for a traditional wife and then later leave?

India never fails to make me laugh