/hue/volution - Midas Touch Edition

Bolsonaro's new campaign ad for TV (redpill about socialism in south america)
youtube.com/watch?v=hQQtHfX-yww

>2nd round polls: BOLSONARO 59% X HADDAD 41% (XP)
Bolsonaro vs. Haddad run-off in 2 weeks (October 28th).

-- BACKGROUND

Jair Bolsonaro is the front-runner in Brazil's presidential election. He is a conservative Christian, pro-gun, a former army captain, and the only candidate with no corruption charges against him. He's looking to modernise the lethargic Brazilian economy with the aid of UChicago economist Paulo Guedes. He wants to align Brazil's foreign policy with Western nationalist governments against the influence of China, Eurasianism and regional socialism (Venezuela and Cuba). He has a hard stance on crime and supports increasing the power of police forces and the army to tackle Brazil's drug and violence problems. Under heavy fire from the media and academia, with an extremely restricted campaign budget, and having survived an assassination attempt, Bolsonaro's presidential run is nothing short of extraordinary.

JB's antagonist in the presidential race is Fernando Haddad, a sociologist, former minister of education under Lula and former mayor of São Paulo. He's running for the left-wing Labour Party (PT) under the guidance of former president Lula, who is currently in prison after being convicted for corruption and money laundering. PT had been the ruling party in Brazil for 13 years, but is facing high rejection in the polls after a police investigation uncovered the largest known corruption scheme in Brazilian history, which PT architected.

MORE INFORMATION: pastebin.com/raw/fuZH3p7g

-VIDEOS

Interview that made him famous youtu.be/041YPJI5zz8
Compilation of some of his talks youtu.be/U0MBcUAf21k

>US Youtubers about Bolsonaro
youtu.be/DiWL8ulm5o8
youtu.be/oCk9nH8qkss
youtu.be/SoUxa7lpGiQ

Previous thread:

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mobile.twitter.com/ptbrasil/status/920099595698561025
web.archive.org/web/20171104031410/http://www.pt.org.br/venezuela-mais-uma-vez-exemplo-de-democracia-e-participacao-cidada/amp/
sensoincomum.org/2018/10/12/retardado-acreditar-fanfics-esquerda-bolsonaro/
youtube.com/watch?v=Az7j-6vN7Ok
gazetadopovo.com.br/eleicoes/2018/horario-eleitoral-gratuito-recomeca-neste-feriado-o-que-muda-dover0nypsbhqmue0cl2lks2n
bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-45829440
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Haddad talks but his head constantly says no, this is the funniest shit.

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white 135 IQ here, when Bolsonero wins I would like to go to Brasil to learn professional gunsmithing and work in the industry

any tips?

...

When do we gas the Northeastern subhumans. Literal cavemen

Só lembrando que quem votou no Amoedo tem a mesma culpa de quem votou no Haddad.

FERNANDOOO! I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE

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That datebayo in the end kek

Digits for a sticky on the 28th

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The left is highly demoralized and eating themselves up, the cirobot alt-left is rejecting the PT old-left.

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Braindead petistas are deleting their pro-Venezuela articles from their site but not from Twitter

mobile.twitter.com/ptbrasil/status/920099595698561025

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CIRO IS A TRAITOR AND RAN AWAY

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try to learn the language, people who speak decent english here are rare.

He's doing that to signalize people not to vote for him, that his subconsciousness warning us!

Can we get #CiroTraidor trending?

It's time to D&C lads

Pensei que esse cara já tava no inferno queimando com Satanás.

Leftist LITERALLY CRYING after her teacher tasked her with writing a comparison between Bolso's and the commie's economic proposals.

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they succeeded in completely banalizing the word fascism

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Local evangelicals are now sharing Pinochet and Yamaguchi memes on local zapzap groups.
They are cursing the gays and PT militants all around openly.

They are radicalizing ME. Black and parda women, from C class, radicalizing ME, who lurks this place since 2015.

Something has changed RADICALLY!

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being a spanish native speaker I can understand reading portuguese like 70%, but listening is another story

anyhow, will do.

Based crentes

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web.archive.org/web/20171104031410/http://www.pt.org.br/venezuela-mais-uma-vez-exemplo-de-democracia-e-participacao-cidada/amp/

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you know spanish (I suppose), so learn portuguese. Spanish is spoken much quicker, so it will be difficult to understand you if you don't know the language.

Also, which state you are planning to go?

BASED BOLSO

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LULAAAAA! YOU WILL SUFFER FOR THIS!

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I have to thank PT for giving the left a shitty name. Now we have boomers sharing Pinochet memes.
HES NOT EVEN GOING TO RAISE MINIMUM WAGE UNDER DECLINING PIB. IM ((LITERALLY SHAKING))

Capped for posterity, don't let them throw it into the memory hole.

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Also, I keked when I saw pic related.

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Who is the marketeiro of these people? Seriously his body language here is awful, his whole body is saying no.

É A NOVA ERA

>Presidenta
Cringe.

HAIL HOTLER

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sensoincomum.org/2018/10/12/retardado-acreditar-fanfics-esquerda-bolsonaro/

sensoincomum.org/2018/10/12/retardado-acreditar-fanfics-esquerda-bolsonaro/

sensoincomum.org/2018/10/12/retardado-acreditar-fanfics-esquerda-bolsonaro/

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>that CV scribbled above

Surely a coincidence

And oh, I forgot to say, I'm from the northeast.
You need to thank the Christians for making this possible.

Thank the Christians, Jow Forums, they did this.
The black, the pardos, the poor and the women christians did this. They radicalized a pre-drumpf election Jow Forums lurker.

You need to start visiting a church now, you, from anywhere in the world, need to start hanging around with some crentes.

I don't believe in God, but surely, I thank his followers for this.

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Based Azambuja

Tough luck, my friend.

>CV
makes you go hmmmmmmmmmm

Havent done more specific research but I assume it would be "the industrial state", which ever that is

since I am interested in working in the gun industry, which is illegal in my country, can you believe that shit? its illegal to make any gun at all whatsoever.....pathetic

anyway, from just a google search I would say it would have to be near this zone

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Cala boca, Severino.

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>if you don't vote for the kleptocratic party leading the country for 16 years then YOU are the problem, not the government
Bold move, let's see if it pays off.

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That's your chance now. You see his power.
He wants you to be near him.

>Things that happened

o feriado está bom porem nos temos feriados até demais. Espero que o capitão tire uns 2 feriados do ano

>Quando sua paranoia quanto a questões irrisórias é maior que o desejo de ver o país ir pra frente.

> PT
> Integridade Humana

LUL

wtf i love haddad now.

I'm walking among crentes for a year now. Still haven't converted.

>when you label half the country as deplorables and lose the election

We need to translate this shit for the gringos.
This is much more funny than the Drumpf memes.

What's CV?

Comando vermelho, crime group.

Comando Vermelho, organized crime faction

Go to a Tridentine (Latin) Mass.

VAMOS TRABALHAR, MILITÂNCIA

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This good and innocent citizen group fighting for democracy.

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Pra mim todo dia é feriado

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>let's insult people to make they change their minds!
That sure worked in the US.

These people will die thinking they weren't at fault for this election. Its amazing how many of them refuse to believe that being cunts affects the support for the other candidate.

I hate not having a job. Hopefully the market get's better after the election and i can find something.

Daê pessoal. Vamos orar pro Bolsonaro ganhar.

Also notice the inverted swastica
how can they never get it right kek

It's easy when your kind (pardos) do it. :*

Pray, meme magic, and whats app groups

S O J A

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Who of you idiots did this?

But seriously, the number of false flags if getting me a little worried. The other side has nothing resembling anything close to scruples.

The worse is seeing stupid people not connecting the dots: this shit almost didn't happen before 7th of October, I wonder why.

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is he making reference to haddad's "in defense of socialism"?

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i'm sorry it had to be this way Fernando, but i told you THE FACEPULLS were NON-NEGOTIABLE

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Antifa did

bonoro wins the popular vote
> anti-democratic
think that identity politics is bullshit
> must hate diversity (which, as we all know, is our strength)
don't want brazilians to become as poor as venezuelans
> no love for human integrity
so sorry for not having the moral superiority of a lefty
i guess i belong in the brazilian basket of deplorables

Why are you assuming it's a swastica? Maybe they just really hate Buddhists.

>bandidos sao vitimas da sociedade

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lol, everyone knows it's falseflagging already, only SJW militants are pretending to believe it now

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good to know that haddad is literally a motherfucker

My fuckin sides kek

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>They call them Hitler
>Tell them that is irresponsible and a disservice to the 6 gorillion
>They can't respond

Journalists still "believe" it.

youtube.com/watch?v=Az7j-6vN7Ok

If there was a time you could expect Bolsonaro supporters to go apeshit it was when he got stabbed and almost died. And they actually delivered the would-be assassin unharmed to the police. People who buy into these false flags were either predisposed against Bolsonaro anyway and just looking for something to validate their beliefs or so stupid they would fall for any con artist.

in case you're wondering about my flag: i was trolling someone and forgot to change it back
not an anarchist

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Not at all, local militants still shill like retarded faggots. Keep bashing the women can be machistas, blacks can be racists and all the rest of the retardation.

It's not his mother he wants to fuck.
He wants to fuck his daughter.

FORO DE SP PILL WILL BE TELEVISED IN 25 MINUTES
gazetadopovo.com.br/eleicoes/2018/horario-eleitoral-gratuito-recomeca-neste-feriado-o-que-muda-dover0nypsbhqmue0cl2lks2n

Cant believe media is still spreading the fake news of the Swatsika attack .
bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-45829440

Same shit happened with Trump, you should always keep in mind what happened in 2016. We were already trained to deal with this.
Fuck that nigga Hitler, we are pardos, VIVA USTRA.

Someone get the PDF please,
we need to make weaponized memes of it.

> "TFW you pretend to be a Zionist in order to stop the left"
> "TFW it actually works"
G..Gu..Guys, are we the jews?

This, if these braindead communists had the trouble to understand their enemies even a little they wouldn't follow this extremely retarded muh Hitler path but would false flag with helicopters

Not gonna lie, former Bolsonaro voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Bolsonaro crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the bunda codes.

>esse saquinho de ketchup no fundo

Is this even real?

facebook ONG.CasaHope/posts/1943444399045487

wew lad what the hell, malddad

Don't give them any ideas.

>bunda codes.

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Claro que não, é molho de tomate.

that one is obviously a joke on the falseflagging