I've recently gotten an influx of spam callers from India in the past few weeks that have been calling me almost every hour. Blocking the numbers doesn't work because it's a different phone number each time.
The next spam caller I get, I'm going to trick them into letting me talk to a real person by pretending that I'm interested in what they're offering and waste their time.
What is the best insult that will make any Indian butthurt?
>inb4 poo in the loo I need something more effective than that.
the more time you spend trolling them, the less time they're trying to scam old people
shitpost them irl as long as possible
Alexander Kelly
Not that user but I get these too. Blocking them doesn't work because it's a different number each time.
I ask them if it's really true that they're so fucking stupid that they don't know how to poo in the loo. That usually makes them hang up.
John Long
i usually get to speak to someone human then just put them on loud speaker put them next to my PC speakers then almost max out Doom(2016) BFG division skip to mid way through the song till they hang up.
The number is different each time. The only way to stop it is using a whitelist, but then non-contacts can't call me.
>implying your fat ass goes to the gym
Julian Hernandez
Tell them their entire family is sucking Yama’s cock in Naraka.
Bentley Davis
i get calls 10x a day from these pajeets trying to sell viagra and cialis. i usually just ignore it but when im with friends, we'll fuck with them.
Levi Torres
It's time to make phone whitelists a thing
Ryder Gutierrez
Google plus got compromised and because how Google interlinked it's shit, especially the app store and contact info. So because of Goygole every shitty company in the world knows your phone number.
Jordan Ross
This.
What I used to do was say "hey, can you hang on for a minute?" and then just set my phone down and walk away. But they usually don't stay on for more than a minute.
So now what I do is tell them to "get the fuck off my phone, pajeet." This usually pisses them off and they will stay on the line a lot longer. I've come back to my phone 10 minutes later and they're still there.
Andrew Miller
I have similar experience with spam callers and have spent much of my time abusing them and seeing how far I can push them.
There are different types of spam callers, but for the Indian spam callers you're dealing with, all you need to do is to point out the fact that they are Indian.
Casually ask them about the weather in India, or the time of day and how strange it is they are still working in their evening. If they do that thing where they blatantly lie and claim their name is John or something westernize, just point out politely "You don't sound like a John. You sound more like a Rajesh. How's the weather in Indian today?". That's all you need to drive them in a fit of rage and to start cursing you out. It's as if the Indian men (and it's almost always men who call when it comes to these foreign sales people) have a huge chip on their shoulders and you just need to point out that they're Indian, and the chip will do the rest of the work for you.
Do what is used to do... Pretend your jacking off... breath hard, make it sound like your about to cum. If they try and get off the phone, tell them no, no.. keep talking. Just be as dirty as you can and creep them out.
Or, my other technique was to talk to them for a few seconds, then put the phone down while they talk. Every once on a while pick it un and say ya.. UMm, okay, go on. Then put the phone down while you go on with what ever it is you were doing.
Chase Gonzalez
Pretend you're interested, but grab something like a piece of bread and smack your lips and make obnoxious chewing sounds. Tell them you're sorry, but that hamburger is just too damn good to put down. Keep smacking your lips while you talk with your mouth full.
Leo Turner
I had one and politely told them not to call back k. Next week they called back so I answered and got the person. Again and said "listen motherfucker I told y'all last week i don't need help paying my one credit card off" and he got really mad and started calling me a mother fucker in his pajret accent. I busted out laughing, it was worth receiving the spam call in the first place. So now I'm going to do that with any spam calls moving forward.
Hunter Phillips
I've found they get really pissed if you lead them on for a few mins, then call them "fucking dirty dalit".
they are not allowed to disconnect unless you hang up most of the time... its how their system works.
Ryder Davis
not true. call them dalit enough times and they will hang up.
Logan Wood
i guess i am working wiht a different set. they are usually the "repair your pc" popups with the phone numbers. calling those numbers is always a good time
Joshua Bell
There are a few JewTube channels devoted to trolling Indian scammers. You should look for ideas.
Bentley Long
To insult them just call them a mother fucker or a nigger. Dont get too creative they might not get it
Nathan Jenkins
Spam Callers are actually one of the best ways to build debate/phishing skills, ironically. I don't ever get said calls because I personally use it as a gospel present
Try it, OP. If you're a Christian, witness to them about our glorious Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ... or use it as an entertaining way to phish their name, age, marital status, ect.
go jerk off on your own face somewhere else faggot
Jack Bailey
check out some videos about scambaiting. You could learn some effective methods to deal with this vermin
Aaron Flores
I just tell them to kill themselves and call them shit until they hang up.
My friends think I'm a monster for doing that but if just one caller takes my advice then I would have made the world a slightly better place.
Carson Rogers
I run linux, never had the problem. I've had had the random poo call and tell me my windows pc is broken or some shit. They lose their shit when called dalit.
