Things NPCs say

WHY ARENT I 50 NPCS AHEAD YOU MIGHT ASK?

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>Don't buy the phone outright. Just buy it using a 0 interest loan. I mean it's 0 interest.

>Jow Forums autists still forcing this autism
I hate phoneposting at work because I don’t have “NPC” filtered

>spanking your child is abuse

>I'll do that tomorrow, today I'm just gonna chill out.
>I wanna see the world someday.
>That's on my bucket list!
>I love Adam Sandler movies.

Most common ones;
>Yikes
>Y'all
>Cope
...
>And that's a good thing

Live Laugh Love

> I want to move to Colorado for weed bro

>How's it going?
>Hangin' in there!

I dont enjoy much my job, why wouldnt i be happy about weekend?

I love the npc meme cause it just shows how not self aware Jow Forums really is

get fucked wagie

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We have a serious problem where a phone is more expensive than a computer.

Along the the lines of
>get 2% cashback
>I'll get $3 back if I buy these two pairs of jeans
>pays 18% interest for two months because I didn't have the cash in hand

Happy Friday! God I hate that one every freakin week I hear it.

>Its another thing I hate thread

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Get back to work fag

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It's the ultimate NPC tech

Npcs always get on the alert to every loud noise I fukn swear it annoys me to no end

t. tax evaders

Hi huff post

Don't insult the greatest meme of all time please. We don't want the boss to find out he's employees aren't working, would we?

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>why wouldn't you take the higher paying job, user?
>so what if it's 80 hours a week. you have to work hard to achieve what you want?

>It's not the heat, it's the humidity.
When talking about hot weather

"Fat women are beautiful"

Abortion is a woman’s health issue.

I say this all the time. Because saying "good" is not true

t. Never experienced 80% humidity

This NPC shit needs to stop.
I fucking asked my whole family, and they all have inner voices.
Then I asked my colleagues at work, and same answer.
So that would be about 50 people overall.
What little I know about statistics tells me this is all bs.

>I'm thinking about a new tattoo design

>you're racist

>it's racist to ask why black people are overwhelmingly born into fatherless homes

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Faggot

Have you guys seen the new Call of Duty Trailer? I cant wait!

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The fact I may or may not suck dicks is irrelevant.

I don't think the whole inner voices thing is relevant to the NPC meme as a whole. Really, NPCs are people who no longer think critically. Their ideas are spoodfed to them and they have plugged into the work/consume matrix.

This I cant stand that shit

Maybe maybe not, I’ve asked around and got the same result. It might just be the people I hang out with.

Kys

Rustic wall art at walmart, each sign is in different fonts, often times they are about coffee or wine

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>Based
>Cuck
>Soiboy
>Jew
>Kike
>Nigger
>Feminazis
>Adolf Hitler did nothing wrong
>Gas the kikes, race war now
>Communism does not work

>What is everyone getting for lunch today?
>Catch the new Drake album?
>I love the 80s!
>Doggo
>Hooman
>Live, Laugh, Love
>Giiiiiiirl
>Sup, bro!

wow man you really are more dense than graphite to the lack the cognizance required to perceive the intrinsic value of this memetic action

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>dead meme
>forced meme

>The Most comprehensive rundown yet on NPC theory

THIS IS THE ESSAY OF THE CENTURY!!! NPC THEORY EXPLAINED AND THE CURE, for some npc's,
>Some NPC's can be saved

youtu.be/nTn6UMzAgZY

NPC THEORY QUICK RUNDOWN
He says the video has been demonitized... NPC THEORY SCARES (((THEM)))

NPC'S CAN BE MIND-HACKED

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Inner monologues are associated with introspection and critical thought. It's true that you could say not all NPCs are incapable of an inner monologue, but all people incapable of an inner monologue are NPCs.

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damn son. those are all spot on and fucking rage inducing. especially the one about apologizing for nigger behavior. Do you spend a lot of time around NPCs?

Well, that's what brought it up.
If you're thinking we're living in a simulation and there are real NPCs, you can fucking bet they would be programmed to say they have inner voices.
You're talking about normies btw, we already have a name for that.

>Dude, come on, I don't think there's some jewish cabal running the media, that's a conspiracy theory.

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>Kanye is an uncle tom

Yikes

>Masturbation is perfectly fine and healthy.
>Pornography isn't bad for you.
>Colonialism, oppression and socio-economic factors are why blacks murder and kill.
>We are all equal
>What two consenting people do in their own bedroom is none of our business
>Blue Wave

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>racism is learned. no one is born racist

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>y’all
I’m from the south. We say y’all. Fuck you.

If my taxes went to the roads I would gladly pay them but as it is most of my states roads are worn torn country tier

I am not religious, I am spiritual. Would you like to repair your armor?

>Fuck you

This, I always get side eyed on the internets but that’s how everyone talks here

Have you seen the matrix

what if we are in a matrix

whether or not that bit about inner voices is true (I also find it hard to believe), the point is that a lot of normies just go through life without ever questioning reality
they're content with simply existing or maybe they just lack the brainpower to think beyond what they're told by (((reliable sources)))
idk but the term fits imho

>I used to be an adventurer like you.
>then I took an arrow to the knee.

I’ve never seen or heard of this except when I leave the south or enter a liberal heavy area like Austin. Is it a Yankee thing?

I think WoW dropped the ball by not giving the horde a specific tender called the Yike, that way the best player would have the most Yikes! and thereby be the spookiest as well.

Well, you know, ignorance is bliss.

Ever heard the term sheeple? NPC is the new sheep. Why think when you can just go with the flow and let others think for you. That's the point.

Another difference is: I'm conservative so I believe in topic A, topic B, and topic C
Vs
Well when I think about it I believe in topics A,B,G, and H, so after looking at the platforms I think I should vote conservative this election because they are the closest to my beliefs.

>>M.A.G.A.
>>Build that wall!

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quad 9s

Makes sense that a leaf is saying it, you’ve never expirenced it

>I don't see color!
>That thinking is based in WHITE privilege.

>Democrats are the real racists

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it's a scourge among midwit northeast suburban roasties, if you see news articles that have facebook comments enabled click on some of the profiles and you're bound to see it as their FB banner at some point

Relax. Phone actually has more tech inside. Don't blame phone makes because we don't have WiFi mesh everywhere by now.

Ben Franklin would've fixed this shit long ago. Every post office would have a tower, and it'd be Federal Crime to fuck with it.

But that was my point.
NPC is just a new buzzword for normies/sheeple, as you have it.
Nothing new under the sun.
They've been here forever.

>Is that gluten-free?
>voting is our civic duty
>I was having a hard time finding a job, so I went back to get a Masters
>Those who value security over freedom deserve neither
>America in a nation of immigrants/melting pot

Triggered

>BREITBART! >:(

uses memeflag

I wonder what flavor of huff post Jew is behind that post

High humidity inhibits our ability to dissipate heat via sweating, so you overheat faster

I wonder who could be behind this memeflag post?

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>single mothers are heroes
>IQ tests are racist
>believe women
>I got my new sports jersey with *insert nigger's name here* on it

>he doesn’t like synthwave and disco
Faggot

Isn't this thread just programming for the fucking NPC rejects that found their way here? It's like a goddamned Reddit circlejerk.

>tells story about black person they knew once
>"And he was the most honest, moral, intelligent person I ever met!" *misty eyes*

You should have asked them at random times if they were currently experiencing inner monologue.

Yeah, I remember that time not too long ago when Republicans said on national TV that "Kanye West is what happens when negroes don't read." Oh wait...

that's true on some level but if I had the choice to go back to my bluepilled self I would never do it
NPCs might be happier because they don't understand how fucked everything is but it will be all the more painful when reality comes knocking

unironically this. People who honestly believe that America will ever be great again are fully deluded NPCs. This nation will have to be completely destroyed and rebuilt in order to make it great again. And that is never going to happen.

>it is what it is.
>....appreciate ya!
>Go wear a tinfoil hat lol
>how could you not like the Beatles?!
>wait let me guess...you must be a Stones fan!
>what’s Megadeth?
>Actually there’s a great story behind this Greatful Dead t-shirt
>oh you’re THAT guy that walks around the greenway trail and plays basketball by himself at the brand new public park cause all the rest of us are to fat and lazy to utilize it and we think you are weird. Because you make us insecure and jealous!

Lately this phrase, more than anything else, has been responsible for so much lefty butthurt. The second you imply that they're racist, they get 200% triggered.