Who is your country's closest ally?

Meme

Portugal.

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Netherlands, Shitaly, Austria.

The french cant be trusted

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Argentina. They helped us flog loads of Harriers to the yanks and in return we let them holiday on the Falklands for a few weeks.

Literally no one. America in the 70's was the closest thing we ever had to an ally but that ended after the cold war finished.
All Latin American countries hate us or had a war against us.

China

Andrzej, please don't overstay your visa.

Mmmmmm.

Hungary,duh

I mean we are Isreal's ally. But it's really just a one way street.

Do we even have allies as Romanians?
Other than Moldovans and maybe just maybe Ukraine?

alone = mongolia

Trinida and Tobago. We share a lot of history with them and they even helped us in WW2 against the Ruskies.

Any idea where this picture was taken? I think it's some traditional Japanese hotel.

I just want to be left alone

the gold of the jews

we are Israel's ally for as long as they hold a recoilless rifle to the negotiating table and that won't be for much longer

they have China tho so no big deal, the Rothschild mega states can continue to ubiquitously hollow their existences out until the institutions topple from inversion

Those look like 14 year olds OP. Not trying to assemble an alliance meeting and have Chris Hansen show up...

Which meme is real about Japanese women? Are they easy and love the white cock or are they total xenophobes?

That fucking parasite is not an ally you faggot

Russia.

those menopause harpies?

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NATO, you fool.

Those are some long alien looking fingers

Anybody that doesn't want to get blown to kingdom come.

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Am I missing something?

Sage and report extremely low quality posts like this one

Iran

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Australia

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why

>Judeo occupation corps
>Allies

Palau

Japan,Finnland and Latvia

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?

Japan is a satellite state of USA and more like a pet rather than an ally.

Nah, just some retarded burger

>a fucking leaf

Canada borders us, so obviously them.

checked.

We would love it if you guys contributed to the defense budget the way you are supposed to.

>Allies indeed

Ally? I thought the word is controller? Since when did Israel allow the United States to become allies?

that's pretty fucking gay nigga
but das rite
asians are the best

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This.

US

Canada. Anyone who says different needs a visit from ICE

Because you look like a roastiy single mother with saggy tits

Kanker op mof

Maybe the Flemish but i don't particular like them.

Tell that to any WWII vet that saw action in the Pacific Theater and they would skullfuck your faggot numale weeaboo ass

Australia. UK is pretty close too,but they've been acting wierd for the past couple of decades.

prob greece

t. Butthurt mutt

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Remember Pearl Harbor, you traitorous scum.
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Finland even though they might hate us

israel

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Belarus

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Drop the proxy JIDF

Britain, Spain (Iberian Pact)

Portugal
The Dutch and Irish are alright too

Nobody, not even our government

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It doesn't matter finland, you're our realest nigga now.

Canada tbqh, as much as it triggers leafs it's pretty much 90% the same as the US in terms of culture and there's literally nothing that you have to get used to in order to visit

We are our greatest ally, and enemy

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Not yet, but in 20 years.

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