You know what continually gets me? The fact that we unironically live in some kind of futuristic, Orwellian police state cyberpunk setting. We don't have hoverboards and jet packs, but literally everything else is there.
We've got telescreens, and we carry them in our pockets. We have Big Brother and our own Emmanuel Goldsteins. We have our soma and our porn and our lotteries. We have our Two Minutes Hate. We've got the flying cameras from "They Live." We have mass-brainwashing through propaganda and chemical means. Millions upon millions of people plug into artificial, virtual worlds daily and live there. We really are just a bunch of brainwashed slaves living in these massive, computerized, polluted dystopian metropolises. The food is artificial. Every facet of government has some X-files conspiracy behind it. Everybody's been drugged. We have killer robots. The big civil rights battle is for people surgically and chemically transforming themselves. They're unironically chipping people. They censor everything. We even have the cyberpunk music/culture thing going on as music gets more and more electronic and people's appearances get more and more bizarre and unnatural.
And you know what REALLY gets me about that?
Jow Forums. user. There is unironically, ACTUALLY some massive, anonymous, semi-underground group of "hackers on steroids," or "internet trolls" or whatever you want to call them, and they're actually fighting the Shadow Government against the backdrop I outlined above. We ACTUALLY live in some post-apocalyptic cyberpunk universe, and this dumb anime website I found when I was 14, that I've wasted over a decade of my life on, wound up being one of the central pieces in the story. Largely with pranks.
I'm shocked not at how outlandish the whole thing seems, but that this is EXACTLY how you'd write it playing out if you were given the script's outline.
We live in Cyberpunk
>Jow Forums. user. There is unironically, ACTUALLY some massive, anonymous, semi-underground group of "hackers on steroids," or "internet trolls" or whatever you want to call them, and they're actually fighting the Shadow Government against the backdrop I outlined above. We ACTUALLY live in some post-apocalyptic cyberpunk universe, and this dumb anime website I found when I was 14, that I've wasted over a decade of my life on, wound up being one of the central pieces in the story. Largely with pranks.
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Everyone is the protagonist. Just depends on how you unfold your story.
>Nothing Is Beyond Our Reach!
the problem is you create a reality around the very few actually true information you are able to aggregate
it's like your doing a maze from the END
you'll always be successful but you did it wrong
see you take the subject like doing a maze from the end
It's been a privilege shitposting with all of you
based and redpilled
We do NOT have killer robots!
We fight, but we will not win.
Hold on. Jow Forums woke Kek and Thoth up.
Kek and Thoth get extra power from people taking notice and checking gets. Does that mean this is a modern lovecraft story? The Trump curse is real.
>>>cringe
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Your just making it worse faggot. "In the dark dystopia of 2019 humanity's last hope is crippled by crippling self consciousness....COMING SOON.......CRINGE .......... COMPILATION!"
That's even worse than regular cringe and is even more gay emo. We must embrace the cringe. We must transcend the cringe. We must become the cringe you squimish cockwashers
I don't think that Jow Forums is "fighting the shadow government". By and large 4channers indulge in everything you described. Only sometimes it becomes organised, like during the trump election most recently, which also brought hordes of NPC's in here.
It's better here than on faceberg but it's not the romanticised "resistance" movement you imagine it to be.
>Kek and Thoth get extra power from people taking notice and checking gets.
Is it that checking offsets the amount of energy used, but still is used?
Even for yes Odd for no.
So it is all for the lols, the shits and giggles, the fun of it. Hahahaa!
Oohhh....
I just CAN'T wait 'til it's winter.
>? The fact that we unironically live in some kind of futuristic, Orwellian police state cyberpunk setting.
Yes, and the Island of Dr Moreau is coming to life with all the body mods and trannies.
Kill yourselves redditfags
There is no karma for circlejerking here, you’re just jacking off another man’s idea because you’re a worthless faggot
If you think you're user when you connect to 4 chan, you're drooling. Unless you are proxy via an unintentional host, and you're a shit-load more skilled than most people, you're being marked as visiting here, and your packet sizes are being clocked.
Reads like an NPC very very slowly waking up.
People don't recognize it as "cyberpunk" or whatever buzzword you want to use because we use normal words to describe this technology, instead of awkward and outdated terminology and relying on shitty devices that don't work. We don't fly in "autogyros" we don't watch "telescreens" and we don't wipe our asses with the 3 shells. Instead of investing in fiction to relate to the real world, try to preach your message using actual examples. Lord knows we've seen enough Christ analogies used on individuals that don't fit the Christ type at all
Then why fight? Cause we *might* win?
I’ve actually been feeling this. If you meditate on the collective conciousness of whites, even just in this country, you can feel the hivemind evolving, getting bigger and more structured. You can almost telepathically connect with an individual in this hivemind who is also meditating, it’s fucking happening boys.
Its called market exonomie ya hyppie fagget. Get off your ass and make some money or get eaten by the sharks. Dont like it fuck off to venezuela
Yeah? And?
are you actually stupid enough to think that 1984 is a cyberpunk novel
Doesn't matter, this is just another form of sedation. If you are here you aren't exactly destroying the status quo, but you may feel like you are. See ,if you are posting on this site or sites like it everyday you are actually resisting your slave handlers ,but you feel like you might be.
this exaxtly AI is all over my shit like white on rice
>implying he ever read it
I'd rather have fucking hoverboards and space ships than this bullshit. How do we reverse this bullshit and get to like a Star Trek future?
Posted this on Yotsuba Report, good post OP
What will happen when glow in the dark niggers take this place down
End welfare for colored folks
Shadilay queer. Man, I bet your the kind of twisted poof who blushes. Chad does not fear the cringe.
>Champion level NPC.jpg
I hope those were prophetic....
That's only half of it.
>mega corps
>cryptocurrencies
>mass surveillance
>private military contractors
>globalism
>proxy wars
>virtual reality
>data brokers
>drones
>race mixing
>militarisation of low earth orbit
>resource exhaustion
>private space flight
>managerial technocrat goverments
>hardware level backdoors
>synthetic drugs
>predictive crime
>augmented reality
>artificial intelligence
>electric cars
>3d printed firearms
OF course they were. Just imagine what would’ve happened if the allies didn’t win the war. No war in the Middle East,
No spread of gommunism, no parasitic bankers devaluing currency and manipulating markets.
Truly the most interesting of times
cringeception
Those who cannot maneuver the emerging shady seas will not make it. Imageboards have become mainstream, they will perhaps yet again become inaccessible to normies.
true
true...
But the world is stupider than any of us could have hoped for.
This place sucks.
Who would've thunk 19 years ago
There is too much centralization in the messaging systems, IRC is still alive and kicking, but its a sliver of its former self, and any opposing views voiced on those servers will lead to prosecution of the admins and the server owners. You can get around it, but no one will want to take chances unless they truly believe, but who really actually truly believes in what they do these days?
One of the ironies is the outcome is predictable and deterministic. I forgot my favourite ones tho
>synthetic diseases
>nanomachines
>antibiotic resistant global plague
Underrated
>There is unironically, ACTUALLY some massive, anonymous, semi-underground group of "hackers on steroids," or "internet trolls" or whatever you want to call them, and they're actually fighting the Shadow Government against the backdrop I outlined above. We ACTUALLY live in some post-apocalyptic cyberpunk universe, and this dumb anime website I found when I was 14, that I've wasted over a decade of my life on, wound up being one of the central pieces in the story. Largely with pranks.
Actually true, and quite big.
fuck man, I agree with you, read 1984 some months ago and brave new world, the pleasure thing is here too, the music is here, the pop electronic music made for everybody, and you're expected to like it.
check china, the points thing, theyll literally downgrade your status if you buy too much beer, two extra packs than the next guy, how the fuck are we supposed to fight this? Here we got sites blocked by judicial order, how long till the chans go the same way, gotta invest in a vpn.
>Star Trek future?
the star trek future is only in your head because the earth is flat
People falling for that flat earth mind virus
People falling for the outerspace mind virus
There was a thread about IRC earlier today. I'd be down for a gradual migration of Jow Forums towards IRC to lay a foundation for the inevitable (t. blackpilled) takedown of chans.
I own a telescope, go buy an entry level telescope it'll break you of the flat earth mind virus, but only if you use it
Oh user, your post makes me almost forget we're at the retarded mongolian frog-worshipping karaoke.
We are getting closer to cyberpunk-ish reality, it's basically inevitable, if we don't screw up we just end up in something like that.
We are far from fantasy cyberpunk thought, i say, give it 20 years.
Imagine actually being chased by that...
People are falling for the mind virus mind virus
Your jokes need to be updated in the next patch, the same old jokes get boring
Are you even a quest giver?
back to plebbit you go, faggots
May I keep this meme?
IRC isn't secure or decentralised. Jow Forums developed Tox to fill the gap but don't know if it's still maintained.
For fuck sake, user, I see this landscape everyday
We got drones bro. The fuck do you think a predator is?
>not safe or decentralized
I heard it was both, how come not?
IRC servers are centralised and the channels themselves are public and unencrypted.
Even the building is voting bolsonaro
Basically
Even in the US with its restrictions on government control, the corporations have gone full Orwell
Jesus. This pasta must be savored for it has hit me in the heart.
I remember the first time i hit this site it was running megamen and jibberish I couldn't understand.
I remember this thread. You fucked up the formatting on the pasta though, dumbass.
dis it. Really my goal at this point is strong sons.
here's the original thread for anyone interested:
archive.4plebs.org