>Be me
>College graduate
>Date girls
>Not a virgin
>Find QT virgin Christian girl
>Get along pretty good
>Cooking is amazing
>No sex
>Get married
>Sex sucks, just lays there
>ThisBlows.rar
>>FFWD 10 years.
>miserable.af
>find an equally as unhappy married Catholic gal
>Talk for a few months
>she married the jew
>things get serious
>itshappening.gif
>Fuck 5 hours straight at least once a week for the past month
>get called a sex god
FML, am I winning or losing?
From experience the nice, down to earth, trustworthy girls, wife material ones, are rather boring in bed, and quick to discard it completely . The mentally unstable issue-ridden ones are sex goddesses, that never get tired of it.
If you find a girl with both, marry her.
>MUH SEX GODDESS
only a little boy would need a women to lead him in sex. real men dont want fat rostie mommies.
This.
You should be stoned to death for adultery. Not memeing. You've betrayed your loyal wife, no excuse.
Idk man. What you are doing is a really terrible terrible thing to your spouse. You are winning in the sense of having sex but just makes me sad for her. You should stop in my opinion, it will only get worse from here. You will eventually be caught
>Sex sucks, just lays there
this is your fault entirely. women do not lead, they follow.
What the fuck is wrong with you? Just kill yourself OP.
>FML, am I winning or losing?
I'm gonna need to see pics of both women before I can decide
losing. some people cannot be satisfied
>just lays there
I don't get this. Why don't you direct her what to do?
Muh dick
>Tfw you have both
Imagine being OP, such a nerd permavirgin that even in his LARP thread he is such an effeminate faggot he can’t voice his opinions about wife of 10 years sex enjoyment or lack thereof
OP doesn't even real.
I bet OP cries after orgasm.
This, fucking fag probably wants to get pegged.
This
Get out, Chaim.
>No mention of children
>Only interested in sex
you're not winning.
This
None of this stuff matters. What's important is that you get both of them pregnant.
>>Sex sucks, just lays there
What kind of passive beta faggot are you? Also, kill yourself user, you ruined that poor girls life because you couldn't keep it in your pants.
Shamefur dispray
At least somebody is thinking clearly.
That's your problem, bro. You need to marry a Catholic girl, not some dirty protestant. Also, marriage is about having lots of children, not being "happy".
All you have to do is start biting or choking her, maybe flip her her over and pull her hair back. OP is faggot that can't fuck and needs a girl to do the work.
i hope some upstanding citizen will find you and hang you in the street like the degenerate you are.
your sexlife sucks because you're a testosterone starved mutt that cant into sex. its not your womans fault.
I don't get this either, especially since it seems to go on for 10 years, it's understandable the first few times when the relationships starts out, but come the fuck on, you should be able to normally address such problems with your partner after some time, what kind of fucked up relationship is this?
Good point. OP is forming harem and cucking a jew.
Huh? She has the hole, bend her over and take to plow town, blow jobs are for lazy Jews
agreed and look those d_ubs to back him up
Hell has a special place for adulterers user. Confess your sins to your wife and repent of your wickedness, or may you rightfully burn for all eternity.
>muh sex
Bruh......
KYS
If that was true then every girl a guy was with would be the same. I have found different girls are different in bed.
>have gf
>she just lays there during sex
>start leading her to new things
>she tells me she prefers missionary
>I start having missionary more often
>I like looking into her eyes
>get married
>she asks if I want to try those other positions again
>I say not unless you want to
>she says no, missionary is her favorite
>I say it’s my favorite now too
>sex every other day at least once always missionary
Did I make it bros?
Maybe his wife has an extremely low libido and doesn't put out for him, and when she does she's clearly not into it and just wants him to finish as quickly as possible
eat her ass to loosen her up
>unironically took advice about your life from Jow Forums
I give you a 11/10 fail
You could have sought out a virgin who had other positive characteristics as well, like a girl who wasn't brainwashed into believing that sexuality isn't an unimportant aspect of marriage, or at least someone who would be receptive to your redpilling.
Nothing in Christianity prevents a married couple from having a healthy enough relationship to fuck like rabbits, however many women subscribe to the churchianity beliefs that look at the importance of sex to men with a skeptical eye. A man should be able to lead his wife out of feminism infested churchianity dogmas that argue sex is bad or dirty. A Christian woman should be concerned with being a good wife, and out of love for her husband address her faulty churchianity beliefs and lower sex drive.
this
>throwing away a great, stable relationship with one of the priceless few women left who aren't shit because REEEEEE SHE NO MAKE MY PEE-PEE FEEL GOOD FOR TWENTY MINUTES
Degenerate hedonistic retards deserve to die alone.
>finds unicorn
>kills it instead of training it
karma always wins in the end
you're losing I'm afraid
but it's ok that Christian girl did sound like a bore, if you're gonna save yourself for marriage also prepare to fuck like a pornstar after he puts a ring on it
that's the point, to fuck like absolutely animals after the ring is on, because you saved yourself for marriage and your bedroom is your business
This. Fuck you OP
*is an uninmportant
yes, missionary is the patricians position.
every other position is your mind programmed by porn.
degenerate
nearly true, but you missed a step
>finds unicorn
>also finds mule
>kills unicorn instead of training it because mule can carry more stuff
Also, she's a cunt.
you cheated on your wife? Your just as bad as any nigger.
>am I winning or losing?
You're going to hell.
10 years no kids? You are losing, friendo. Just knock her up and focus on the family.
to clarify, by *her* i mean your WIFE
Digits of condemnation.
He's a protestant. Even if he didn't cheat, he was going to Hell.
drive was a gay movie anyways. fucking boring wannabe-intellectual garbage for soibois who cant into classical film.
with a very dry cunt kek
Actually, Catholic
This forever. Fuck you OP you disgusting cretin.
fuck his stupid wife, who cares? he gives her money to buy her embroidered jesus pillows, and now he doesn't even bother her for sex. she's fine. this is how real men live. anyone who gives OP shit for this is a virgin retard who's jealous that bill's mom lets him eat two wieners and he can't even get one.
This.
>muh sex
>muh fun
Before you kill yourself, tell your wife so she can divorce your degenerate scum ass OP. Then, kindly drink bleach.
/thread
Checked based and redpilled
npcs are the "this" drones responding to
The other woman was Catholic.
>espectable and honorable men with good morals are dumb NPCs
Are you autistic? You're supposed to train your virgin girl to be good at sex. TELL her what you want (expect) from her. Make her feel all tingly and she will take your deepthroat in no time if you want it. YOU are the man here, show some responsibility. And stop fucking other people's wives you degenerate.
The catholic is faking it obviously, divorce and let your wife get a hung bull.
I'm OP. Phone fagging now. Am Catholic, confirmed and everything
This is true. Wife material girls tend to be very boring in general, to be honest. I met this italian church-going girl that is a QT and completely trustworthy, but shes somewhat boring and quite boring at times.
Op is a manlet beta fag who had no idea what it means to be a man. A woman looks to her man, to be lead by her man, and to be loved by her man.
Op is a selfish pussy with a dick.
You're off topic, that's for sure.
sage
/b /bant /qa
Man this is such a sad LARP
Depressing
Doubt it. Send me a picture of your dick, I'll know if it's you.
How boring is she again?
/thread
Unironically this! Checked!
>Sex sucks, just lays there
Isn't that what she's supposed to do? 24 y/o virgin here
This, I sincerely hope OP hasn’t reproduced and if he has his kids will be nigger tier
this unironically
it's too late he already betrayed her
Disgusting unfaithful degenerate.
You should be teaching your wife about sex if it's important to you.
Do you even have children? That's the whole point of a wife.
>having sex outside reporductive purpose
degerate
everyone who sees a problem with OP's actions is a homosexual who can't comprehend enjoyable sex with a woman.
Supposed to kiss your neck, grab you, hip movement respond to your thrusts.
2
>muh enjoyable sex
>muh carnal pleasure
>muh muh muh me me me
Leftist scum, you get the rope too
>cucking a jew
absolutely based, make sure to ruin his marriage then return to your "she just lays there" gf and try to enjoy your sex life with her
This unironically. Do you have any idea show rare a loyal Christian wife is? And you throw it away out of sexual boredom. Your the man, lead. Teach her how to have the sex you want. You should divorce. You have sullied and broken the marriage already. She should not have to suffer you in marriage. You are a disgusting whore.
>my hips are moving on their own
Please
No. If she's into it, she moves her hips with yours. Not to mention kissing and grabbing your back, neck, butt.
SO BORING BRO
not my job to make life interesting, it's new-mommies' job.
>muh wife
>muh husband
>muh muh muh me me me
People aren't property.
lol ew dude my BUTT??? do women know what i use that for? dumb cunts touching my doo doo maker.
Seven Hail Marys and you should be good.
Unfortunatly the new girl is gonna ruin your life, your already fucked an ur wife's gonna find out
>MUH PLEASURE
nice get script, faggot
I most likely will. Wife has been cold and distant long before I started this shit. She's an insufferable nag and bitch
If you're fucking them missionary, expect her to grab your butt. They use it as a way pull your hips deeper in them. They also wrap their legs around there for the same affect.
This
OP is a nigger with his "muh dick"