I have a trad GF AMA

I have a trad GF Jow Forums.

We go to church every Sunday. We aren’t having sex until marriage (even though neither of us are virgins).
She wants me to put many children inside her.
She is very loyal and will do anything for me.
Her greatest pleasure is cooking meals for me while I watch.

Stop falling for the meme that trad GFs don’t exist. They do, you just have to find them.

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what state do you live in

>trad
>neither of us are virgins

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WA

Confirmed, its a front hole not a vagine

>We aren’t having sex until marriage (even though neither of us are virgins).

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what are you gonna do when your wife gets a boyfriend just out of curiosity

A

then why are you on pol?

This is a very good question.

When are you proposing?

>We aren’t having sex until marriage (even though neither of us are virgins)
Cringed and keked

Probably next spring.

>even though neither of us are virgins

oh you retard

>Neither of us are virgins
>Waiting until marriage
>traditional
(((not jewish)))

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She’s only been with 5 guys, same number as me. The pre-marital sex divorce study shows that 5 partners is actually one of the lowest divorce likelihood’s for non virgins, it only spikes after 10.

Stay mad incels.

you have been with 5 guys?

I’m sorry English is your second language Jan.

It spikes after 0 idiot. Virgin 8%, one partner 42%.

Okay JIDF, I totally believe your post with your (((facts))) from a (((non-biased))) (((study))) From that (((website))) that's totally (((legit)))

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OP is cuck, I have virgin christian trad gf AMA

>trad
>gargled the balls of 5 different men
lmao ok

>wanting a trad wife
You mean a parasite that mooches off of you

>She’s only been with 5 guys, same number as me
faggot

You've been with 5 guys? Faggot

>We aren’t having sex until marriage (even though neither of us are virgins).
If you don't plough her you will regret it.

Does she refuse sex

No, you don't.
>none of us are virgin
>trad
Ayyylmao.

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Fuck you too

>She’s only been with 5 guys
What the fuck do you mean by "only"?
Is having fucked 5 people (soon to be 6) considered trad in America?

She's not really a parasite if she does everything he wants in a wife. The same is true in reverse if he's doing what she wants in a husband. This is what "partnership" means in the romantic sense.

we're both waiting till marriage legitmately unlike cuck OP

well then I will ask you also
Why are you on pol?

Since when did being a faggot and sucking 5 guys off become traditional?

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why is your wedding date more than 3 months out?

And then it goes down to 28% after 5. It’s either 0 partners or 5/6. Any more or less is true cuckoldry.

Haha holy shit. And I thought I had it bad, with a gf who had been with 1 guy while I've been with 3 girls not including her.

I think this might be a troll thread

>We aren’t having sex until marriage (even though neither of us are virgins).
There's a 100% chance she's cheating on you

No, Op is a normie cuck or JIDF shill trying to rationalize and normalize whorish behavior.

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I'm happy for you user.
Now I feel even more alone in this world.

Good leaf, I’ll keep you.

thats the last state i expected you to say. how did you meet her?

kek

lift those in shackles out of the cave

A women will never admit to the actual number of dicks she's taken, whatever number she gives it's only a fraction of the actual amount.

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A high end dating app. Eharmony.

Have you made it clear that it's wrong for her to turn you down sex? Once you're married

This restores faith in humanity for me

Whoa, a trap GF?

BASED and REDPILLED

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>trad
>""""only"""" five guys
Hope you have a fleshlight at the ready when her pussy feels like throwing a hotdog down a hallway

>neither of us are virgins
nice larp shlomo

ok how do i leave the cave?

>being so beta you have to demand sex instead of getting it when you want
nice one onions goy

im scared of dating apps because i always ask myself what woman would have to go to an app since its much easier for them to meet a man in the real world

>It’s either 0 partners or 5/6. Any more or less is true cuckoldry.
>or less is true cuckoldry

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She’s the one who has it bad you fucking degenerate

GR8 B8 thread you almost had me. Sage and hide fellas

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>We aren’t having sex until marriage (even though neither of us are virgins).
this is probably one of the gayest things ive read on this site

How does it feel, knowing your life is gonna look like an American gothic painting.

how old is your trad gf?

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The truth is love is bullshit. Everyone is a whore. Humanity doesn't deserve to exist. We're a virus. We ruin anything we touch. Women cheat and we all die alone. The only answer is to take your exit with grace. Nothing is worse than keeping up the charade. (///_-) "I gotta bad feeling about this."

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participate in your community, join a political party and get involved therewith, go to church and volunteer there.
Start going to places where you virgins spend their time i.e. church, youth group, chritsitan conferences.
Never go to bars unless with the lads bc thots only ever go there to be bought drink and oil the meat flaps
the church is the only place where you will find people that still hold western values close.

>She’s only been with 5 guys

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So please explain this, as someone who eschews any one who’s been in a prior relationship. You had sex with someone who isn’t your wife? Plus you consider this ok?

holy shit my sides are in orbit the more this faggot opens his mouth

>We aren’t having sex until marriage (even though neither of us are virgins).

so she's banging tyrone behind your back, nice

>We aren’t having sex until marriage (even though neither of us are virgins).

I wish I could recommend this I really do, but I do not.

Here’s the deal, if a woman sees you are willing not to fuck in order to “keep her” she will think she is out of your league. That’s how they think.

>oh wow he’s willing to not fuck, not even try to fuck me or other girls? Wow he must be desperate to hold onto me.

>only 5
>only

So she gave it up for some guy but not you? Wake up brah.

It's a hard world we live in. For either gender to maintain virginity nowadays, and treat relationships and saving yourself for someone special as things that really matter, is almost impossible due to all the conditioning, brainwashing, peer pressure and worse things too--my sister literally lost hers to date rape. Some bad shit happened to that guy afterwards, no details. He won't be hurting any more girls. But yeah--it's a rough world for young people. So few good influences, and if your parents aren't really on the job, it's easy to make terrible mistakes and misjudgments. Our society is pretty fucked.

>A high end dating app. Eharmony.
I had questions, but now bait is obvious.

25, two weeks younger than me.

Liar.

You do not.

I don't have one, and I'll likely NEVER get one.

>OP has sex w/ gf for first time
>sees pic related

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I swear, this is the best art. Someone said it's from an old Lucky Strike ad. Makes sense, but whoever did it was a cut above.

>we aren't having sex
>she's only been with five guys
Are you naive or just retarded OP? Oh God I'm gonna feel bad for you when you find out

protip when a woman tells you her of partners and it isn't 0, she's subtracting at least a couple

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*her # of partners

If OP is the hamburgler he hit the jackpot

She’s begging me to fuck her, I’m withholding.
We’ve done other things, it looks nothing like that. I can barely fit 2 fingers inside.

reckon he can get a large fries when he eats her out?

Does she cum secret sauce?

Yeast and watermelon koolaid from tyrone

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Boy are you in for a surprise. Allow me to make some predictions:

>she’s fucking someone else
>probably black guys
>vagina is wrecked
>lots of debt
>gonna get knocked up, suddenly decide “the time is right for us, user” then pin that guy’s baby on you.
>you’ll get raped in divorce court

Enjoy those nice meals she’s making, because dinner isn’t the only thing she’s cooking up.

Prove it.

>P-p-p-prove it, s-s-she reeallly wants to have sex with me but i withhold it,
>She's not a thot I'm a good goy. I'm alpha yeah Jow Forums?

Your gf isn’t a virgin. Sorry mate, but it’s true.

MGTOW is the true path to freedom and the only way for a prosperous future

ur fucking retarded. All of Jow Forums knows it. I have had more girls than I can count or remember. the only thing I learned is all women are whores. I have yet to meet one, INCLUDING FAMILY, that aren't whores and who haven't ruined anything they touched.

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>literal no u
hahahaha

>only 5

If that's what she said, it's probably somthing more like 7-12. Enjoy your impending divorcerape.

>even though neither of us are virgins
>trad
aaaaaaaand with that, into the trash you go
sage

>coping this hard
kek
also still saging

Nvrmind, after reading what he has to say I'm convinced this is a b8 thread, or God forbid an actual tradcuck sucker convinced his churchwhore gf isn't a cock gobbling thot but I'm pretty sure it's bait.

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It's probably bait but suckers who go weak in the knees even for "born-again virgins" do exist.

lel

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>We aren’t having sex until marriage
FYI, you can still put it in her butt, that doesn't count as sex.

Born again virgins have always hit on me, they get mad salty when I tell them I’m not interested it’s really entertaining.

>(even though neither of us are virgins).

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