Do you ever stop and think about how surreal that Donald Trump is actually President of the United States?

Every day

"T̶̠͍͓͎̘̱͚̠͕̖͔̭̖͉͚̩̙̀͢͠H̶̷̶̡̹̼͍͖͎̫̪͚͔ͅI̴̪̰͔͉̗̪̱̞̫͉̝̠̼S̴̨̡̬͖̰͚̥̫̥̮̳͟͟ ̴̴̻̯̣̹̯͖̭͍͙̠̥̣̤́͝I̶̶̛̥̺̯̭͖̺̩͢S̢̗̼̭̩͢ ̶̩̜̙͖̜̖͎͙̪͕̰̗̠̠̕͢͝͠Ḛ̸̺̻̻̰̯͚̹͖͝ͅX̛͉͕̫͇͙̯̭̫̯̟̯̰͘͘͢Ț̵̵̯͚̙̺̟̫͚̠̩̦̺͚̱͖̠R̵̡̭̖̼͈͇̙̱̥̫̗̙͈͔̬̙͍̀͜͢E̸̳͎̯̪͘͢͠M̧̦̹̱̞̦͙̟̬̹̬̙̰͚͙̖̮̞Ȩ̛̳̳̠̣͇̳̼͖̦͎̮͖͚̥̯̼́͘͝L̛͕̣͙̪̯͟͠Y̧̱͕̟͘ͅ ̦͚̫̭̕͜D̵̯̪̤͔͕͇̗̫̻̻͉̹̬̤̰ͅͅA̢̼̥̟͕̝̳͙͢N̼̠͙̙̳̰̤͎͟͟͠G̢̺̜͓͙͇̩͖̟̼̬̼E̵̠̥̦̹͞R̡̦͕̱͚͖̞͟Ǫ̞̤͖͔̝̙̗͔̮̭͇̣̖̮̞̬͔̞́͠͠U̵̵̴̧̝̯̬̦͇͢ͅS̴̴̡̞̘̩̠̹̬̪̟͉̦̬̘̺͔̟͍ ̧̤̣̼͡"

Says the Tards.

I don't find it surreal at all, he's an experienced American businessman, and he campaigned his ass off to get where he is.

How do you have 7 different computers to make these posts?

i praise kek everyday that we live in this reality

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Yes, and then the reality hit that he will not accomplish a single one of his major campaign promises

actually 8

if I get triples, Big Money Donald wins the mid terms.

Well, sorry fellas, it's been fun.

it's a great time to be alive

You have to ask for something smaller, more easily granted.

Like these doubles.

fuck blormpf
impeach 45

If I get triples, the Don is president for life

My friends and family think I'm some sort of political genius because I knew that Trump would win the general election after he practically swept the South on Super Tuesday during the primaries. He was a good campaigner, but what carried him to victory was his positions on trade, immigration, and foreign policy. The GOP establishment's conventional wisdom was pandering to Hispanics and the dems decided to demonize white men. It gave an unconventional candidate like Trump a path to victory.

hmm doubles....must mean his son will take over

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The 2018 midterms are for congressmen and senators (and local elections), the presidential election is in 2020.

It's not shocking that he's pro-America it's shocking because he's Donald fucking Trump. The guy from home alone 2 with the weird hair is actually president.

we are in the time of weird

He's a real estate developer. He just did a cameo in Home Alone cause NYC.

I work for the CIA I have 300 computers and 1000 smart phones top cyber agent

>He just did a cameo in Home Alone cause NYC.
and also because he has always loved fame and show biz, but it is concerning he worked with those pedo fucks

Fuck off bong, Trump has always been a household name over here.

how many cray machines?

U wot m8

I saw Trump at an Yankees baseball game in 1998 and now he’s the fucking president. fuck this unconstitutional shit

Not surreal at all because he is:
1. Above 34 Years of Age
2. A resident Within the United States for 14 years
3. A natural born citizen

These are the only requirements for POTUS.

Um, wrong, sweetie.

My grandparents took me to eat at Trump Plaza when I was like 5 or something and I thought the food was shitty and the whole place was gaudy and tasteless, and now he's the fucking president. Impeach!

In 200 years Trump will be remembered like Andrew Jackson is remembered today. It's pretty cool to live in a time that you know is going to resonate in history.

>fuck this unconstitutional shit
he won constitutionally except for the problem that he was guaranteed to win because the other candidate was not legally eligible to take the oath of office thanks to article 18 and many other laws put in place to keep someone like her out

a new yorker conman getting the white NPCs to vote for him is not that surprising

Awesome thread user. Best thread on Jow Forums right now

if we all help him (including lefty morons who are easily swayed by media)

he will be better than Washington

but to do that he has to defeat the enemy Washington failed to, Bolton will help him

>a new yorker conman getting the white NPCs to vote for him is not that surprising
and the latino and black and other who voted for him because he was the only candidate with a positive economic outlook?

ok listen up conservatard. A man with Donald Trumps temperment should not have his hands on the nuclear codes. He should not be in the Whitehouse!

It's not surreal, it's a comedy of horrors.

>Trump will die in our lifetimes.

Why even live anymore?

right? kill yourself

TMZ is actually pretty decent about their interviews. Graham gave good answers.

not really. ever since obama got a nobel peace prize for presidenting while black. i always wonder what all the other african presidents felt when that happened

It was stranger that Obama got elected just because he was black
At least being on tv is an accomplishment

He loves sucking Mexican cocks.

Nah, Hilary Clinton would have weirded me out much more. A buffoon in position of power isn't as weird to me as a woman. Females really should never be in positions of power and responsibility.

If you're older than 35, it's just insane because you know and saw what he was doing before.

Indeed I do. We live in the meme universe

youtube.com/watch?v=MeEh8WYKVI4
I watch this video frequently.

>the left wants this meme to end
actually, their outrage at him is what makes this so funny. it would stop being funny if they just accepted it

Trump is eternal

Thanks, user. I needed that.

It’s wondrous

Dumbass it took place in a Trump hotel, the Plaza

oliver aged 10 years since 2015

To be honest, I kinda thought Hillary would steal it, but nah I'm actually surprised the people came out and Voted, unlike Obama's 2nd election.

Tax cuts, conservative Supreme Court

>Wrestlemaina 4-5
>Many Guess Star Appearances.
>Own TV Show that EVERY DEMCORATC LOVED before he became president
>Brand names

Yea....he's a big thing. Bigger then Beyoncé.

He was also born in Kenya. But cause Hillary and Bill hand raised him, he was gonna be president sooner or later.

let me fix that for you

Underrated

trump the chimpanzee

you need fresh blood in your government, everyone has dirt on them

Every day.

we on /a/ call this foreshadowing

>A man with Donald Trumps temperment should not have his hands on the nuclear codes.
good point, thats why he doesn't have them, nobody but my friends do and the whole system has been entirely automated since 1984

NO MAN IN THE LOOP