I need a girlfriend? How can I find one

I need a girlfriend? How can I find a girlfriend?
How to get woman as a friend
I am 18 years old don't have any friends.
I am stalking woman on Facebook. I don't have any fucking friends.
I love to stalk every woman from 18-29 on Internet. I am doing this from 2014 and I was 14 age. I do alone secretly.
It is my favourite hobby. No ones knows it even my parents & my family because if they find out that I am stalking woman on the Internet they won't be happy :)
I stalked woman on Facebook from 18-29 age in my another account and threatened them for not adding me has a friend.
I need gf especially from 18 age and wanna touch young woman in public also sleep with them.
I wanna f*** young woman with their consent anyway
If she say no to sex then I won't fuck her.
I hate marriage and fuck it.
I hate an arrange marriage. I hate all marriage.
I am so much sexually frustrated and I wanna sleep with woman.
I will fuck her with consent.
If she say no to sex then I won't fuck her.
How to masturbate sexy woman in public without getting caught?
How to stalk sexy woman in public without getting caught?
I prefer to have more sexy awesome woman friend mostly from that shares same age I have.
I have nothing against have a male friend but I prefer more sexy woman friend.
I love an awesome sexy woman.
I kiss my smartphone screen when I see beautiful sexy an awesome woman pics especially when I see pictures of beautiful sexy hot good woman on Facebook and Twitter etc.
How to have fucking premarital sex? I wanna lose my virginity.
Most Indian gym don't allow opposite sex interaction.
Most Indian landlords don't allow to rent their room if the roommate is unmarried opposite sex. Only some Indian landlord allows unmarried couple to rent their room.
Fat woman are ugly even sexy fat woman are bad as fuck.
I like taller sexy hot woman.
I do masturbate 7 times a day. It is changed from 5 to 7 times.
Please help me to get an awesome good hot taller girlfriend in an alternative way.

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Also,

I don't like prostitute and hookers

I am not against prostitute but won't sleep with prostitute.

I don't f*** prostitute.

I HAVE TOILET IN MY HOUSE.

I DON'T SHIT IN STREET.

I DO BATH DAILY.

I LOOK BEAUTIFUL.

I AM SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED AND I NEED A GF THAT SHARES SAME AGE AS ME SO I WANNA F*** HER WITH HER CONSENT.

I am not in college still in home schooling Grade/Class 12.

Homeschool exam in India thug to pass.

I WON'T STOP POSTING THIS UNTIL I GET A HOT SEXY GOOD GIRLFRIEND.

My girlfriend can be white, indian and black etc.
But she must requirements
My Girlfriend requirements
1.) Taller than me.
2.) Intelligent.
3.) Beautiful
4.) Hot.
5.) Awesome
6.) Must hold neutral political views.
7.) Should share and talk to me.
8.) Her age must be from eighteen to twenty-nine
9.) Good liberal.
10.) Atheist.
11.) Westernised.
12.) She must working on a good company.
13.) Also femdom.

Solution to get a girlfriend in a simple easy method.

Idgaf what this board is about?

I really need a gf.
I will keep posting this thing until I got a girlfriend remember that?

I am beautiful Indian.
I do bath daily at every morning with branded soap, shampoo and oil.
I am olive skin.
Help me please!!!!

My stalking woman hobby is increasing. Nobody gonna know it. It is a confidential.

One more thing about my smartphone and computer is

I don't let anyone to use my phone because it contain lot of fucking privacy stuff. Good thing I created an user account in my phone so when someone use my phone I put phone in another user mode.

Even my gf or any friends including male will not have access to my private stuff.

I will stalk my gf because if she cheats

When my dad and anyone wanna use my phone for calling someone. I switch the phone to an another user account. I won't caught
My phone have 2 user account with password and third one is for someone to use my phone.
I switch my phone to 3rd user account while giving someone for example my parents and someone else so they won't find out

My computers have two user account.

One is personal account with private stuff.

Another one is for everyone who want to use my PC with standard user

I really don't like boys but don't hate all of them.

I hate FB and any social networking site.

Reason

I had 2 female FB friend one from an Indian and an another one British in 2014

They both unfriendly me since 2015. Idk why I never ask them about boobs and shit.

I used to talk to them and sometime they might feel uncomfortable to me I think.

I helped their PCs and any an electronic devices problem.

Idk why they unfriended me???? Why I use to talk to them.

Why????.

That is the reason I hate social networking site.

I interacted opposite sex little bit when I was in school

I need to find gf in easy way and i won't stop posting it until I get a hot sexy gf.

Unfortunately in my school day i was shy talk to girls. I only talk few girls in my school day and forget their name.


I didn't have male friends because they hate me for no reason.

I prefer more female friend.

Those girls in school probably grow up and in college. I don't want go back to school. Homeschooling exam thug to pass.

I used to live in different city for 12 years due to parents transfer so we moved to new city from 2003.

Now I am in this city that where I born there.

In school i got buillied and couldn't handle that why quit. Also other reason i quit school.


I need hot sexy gf in easy way.

So remember I done schooling in different city.

I quit school since 2013.

I am so sexually frustrated and need hot sexy gf from 18-29 age.

I love to be get molested by sexy woman on public in bus, metro (subway) and uberpool etc etc and they can touch my private parts.

Just imagine Stranger sexy woman passenger molesting me especially in uberpool and also in metro (subway). I will like it.
I will stalk my girlfriend without her consent because if she cheats.

There is nothing wrong stalking woman

Person becomes sex offender if he stalks woman. This law doesn't make sense.

Everyone including woman should understand there is nothing wrong stalking woman.

I wish sexy taller woman stalks me.


I will care, share and talk to my girlfriend and she will do same thing to me.
My girlfriend can dominate me femdom.
My girlfriend should be liberal, taller, working woman, an atheist, hold neutral political view, beautiful, femdom and good liberal.
Her age can be from 18 to 28.

I am lonely and need a female friend.

THIS SEXY WOMAN SEDUCED 14 YEARS OLD. SHE DIDN'T shitting his pants and doing nothing WRONG AND SHE SHOULD BE FREE. I WISH SEXY WOMAN SEDUCED ME WHEN I WAS IN TEENAGER.

I REALLY WANT SEXY WOMAN TO SEDUCED ME.

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I WILL HAVE GIRLFRIEND NOT JUST FOR SEX AND I WILL CARE, TALK AND SHARE TO HER. SHE WILL DO THE SAME THING TO ME.

MY GIRLFRIEND WILL BE WORKING WOMAN.

1st crush

I was just stalking this woman on Facebook.

It is her photo of fb and also means it can show only to friends and mutual friend.

I won't tell her name.

She knows me in real life and meet her somewhere in my dad friend and she doesn't like me.

She didn't even add me as a friend in my real fb account. So i stalk her.

I have one of her friend added in my another FB account.

He accepts it without checking the account.

She look so beautiful

I just censored the photo of her so no one able to trace her.

I won't tell her name.

Recently she uploaded new photo on FB.

She looks so beautiful and I wish I can fuck her.
I WILL KEEP POSTING IT UNTIL I GOT A HOT SEXY AN AWESOME TALLER ATHEIST GIRLFRIEND.

I LOVE TO BE DOMINATED BY TALLER AN AWESOME SEXY WOMAN.

Deal with it.

I NEED GF.

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>good liberal
>atheist
>westernized
lmao

Second crush.
Also stalking her.
I just heard she is most sensitive about her privacy on internet. Keep violating it.
Some of her fb friend accept my fake account request without checking it so I can stalk her

I completely stalking her.
She is most cute and have a liberal boyfriend as she is from liberal family.

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Jfc, what is wrong with you

Fuck off.
IF YOU CAN'T HELP ME THEN GET LOST

show bobs and vagene plz

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nOTHING YOU DOG.
I NEED GIRLFRIEND. IN INDIA SOCIETY IT IS HARD TO FIND GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE INDIAN PARENTS TELL THEIR DAUGHTER THAT DO NOT INTERACT TO OPPOSITE SEX UNTIL DAUGHTER IS MARRIED.

hird Crush

I even masturbate her sometime.

Some of all my crush friend accept my fake fb request so I can watch them

Idk why most people and most woman hates stalking woman.

Stalking woman is good even in public as long woman didn't get killed.

STALKING woman is my second favourite hobby.

Law also stupid the person stalking a woman why he should be in sex offender even it didn't harm her????

Stalking woman is good in my opinion

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THIS WON'T HELP ME TO GET GIRLFRIEND

Then get married. Ffs, you already answered your own question

Poos were a mistake

*THIRD CRUSH

4th crush.

Some of her friends on fb accept my fake request without checking my profile.

So I can spy on her in FB.

When I was in school. She used to flirt me when I was 10-11 and flirting stop because of two reason first is that school start to segregate sex and in that school if teachers and principal see that that opposite sex talking to each other then both would be punished and she left that school and 2 years older than me and I was so shy to talk to her.

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>Ignore poothreads
>Do not respond to poothreads
>Sage and hide poothreads

FUCK MARRIAGE.
FUCK CONSERVATIVE TRADITIONAL WOMAN
I BELIEVE LIVE IN RELATIONSHIP

I WILL MESS THIS BOARD THEN

Quite. In between the broken English and the obvious contradictions, it really reveals what the common poo thinks about

BECAUSE I NEED GIRLFRIEND

She is my 5th crush.
When I was in new school before quitting it too in 2013.
She used to flirt me but I was fucking shy talk to her.
She doesn't like me anymore
In every night I visited her facebook profile and kiss every her photo on my smartphone.
Some of her foolish friend accepted my friend request so I can spy on her.
She is 19 years old.
I did something too her on internet because she start to dislike me when I quit school in 2013 which not gonna fucking disclose.

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6th crush.
Almost Same story as 5th crush.
She most hottest.

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Go on then. I'll call your bluff. Or are you chicken, mcfly

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7th crush.

She is 18 years old

Her big sister is the 2nd crush.

It is 2nd crush sibling.

She is too hot.

I able to stalk 7th crush

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cool blog post
sage

HEY YOU BRITISH MAN
ONE GOOD THING IN BRITISH INDIA ONLY IS THAT ALL BRITISH ERA BRIDGES, CANAL AND RAILWAY BRIDGES ARE SO GOOD QUALITY.

IF YOU CAN'T HELP ME THEN GET LOST

What you and your ilk don't understand is you can't force people to your will, much less if you have nothing to offer. Just better yourself, make a friend to familiarize yourself what is proper social decorum

8th crush.

She is the friend of the 5th crush.

Both are in same college.

She is so hot and I spying her on FB

I also stalk her.

Stalking woman is my best hobby

5th crush didn't tell her college but I able to know by using stalking method on Facebook.
Hahahahahhaaha. I seen her college photo.

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Fuck off

9th crush

She is so hot.
She is the friend of my 5th crush.

She is so beautiful without even makeup.


I wish she fucks me.

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10th crush.

I am stalking her on Facebook.

She is so fucking hot without makeup.
I wish she stalks me and molest me in public although she don't know me.
She is the friend of 3rd crush.
She is from liberal family and she has a boyfriend.
She is so beautiful and sexy.
Thanks to some of her friends accept my fake facebook account request so I can spy/stalk her.

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11th crush.

I also stalk her on Facebook and it is so easy because her friend accept my fake account request.

They visited Switzerland and from rich family.

She is the friend of the 5th crush.

She don't know me. I am knowing more information about her.

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My 12th crush.

She is so hot.

I able find her few friend list thanks to her background FB page those who liked it.

Her facebook profile is so private.

Luckily one of her friend accept my fake facebook account so I can stalk her.

Luckily I found one of her friend accept my fake fb account otherwise it would be it is impossible to stalk her.

Her Facebook Photo privacy is friend and mutual friends. So that means her friend and mutual friends can see it that also mean I can see because one of her friend accepted request on Facebook without checking my account.

She don't know me and I am collecting information about her.

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found you on interpals, pajeet

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My beautiful face
but exif data is wiped.
SO YOU WON'T FIND ME HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

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THIS IS NOT ME HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.
I DON'T LIVE IN THAT PLACE OF INDIA

The problem presents its root.
You can't face your problem if the problem is your face

I NEED SEXY TALLER GIRLFRIEND

kill yourself

i am beautiful.
IN MY SCHOOL DAYS.
SENIOR GIRLS AND GIRLS IN MY CLASS CALL ME SEXY BUT I WAS SO SHY TALK TO THEM SO FUCK YOU!

NO! I HAD SUICIDAL THOUGH IN PAST BUT WON'T KILL MYSELF.
I WISH YOU GET AN ELECTRIC SHOCK AND DIE PAINFULLY

Nah.

Why does she have to be taller? What's your name?

NO.
YOU BRITISH MAN
MY HEIGHT IS 5'7 AND MY GIRLFRIEND CAN BE FROM 5'7 OR MORE.

I LIKE TALLER WOMAN
HEY YOU BRITISH MAN
ONE GOOD THING IN BRITISH INDIA ONLY IS THAT ALL BRITISH ERA BRIDGES, CANAL AND RAILWAY BRIDGES ARE SO GOOD QUALITY.

IF YOU CAN'T HELP ME THEN GET LOST

This is gonna be a good thread.

Are you, dare I say it, an npc?

just go to england, women will love you

I can tell you how to get a girl. 5'7, 5'8, whatever you like. I even know how you can get an atheist girl. But you must first write your name.

fuck off.
I am sad because i don't have girlfriend you donkey
NO.
BECAUSE THIS COUNTRY IS FUCKED BY SOME IDIOT.
It was a good country but some idiot are fucking it up.

NO YOU BRITISH MAN.
DO YOU KNOW WHICH CITIES I LIVE?
YOU BASTARD BRITISH MAN

I DON'T HATE BRITISH MAN
BUT I HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU WANT PERSONAL INFO.
I WANT AN ADVICE HOW TO GET A GIRLFRIEND IN AN ALTERNATIVE WAY AND EASY WAY

Kek

Fucking kys you ugly desperate bitch or figure out a way to get inside the white female pussy

Preferrably kys

Arre hatt saala tharki.

>Giving faceberg to indians
Mistakes were made

MY GIRLFRIEND CAN BE WHITE, BLACK OR INDIAN BUT SHE MUST REQUIREMENT YOU IDIOT.
I WON'T KILL MYSELF BUT IN THE Past i had suicidal thoughts.

I WISH YOU GET CRUSHED BY A TRUCK AND DIE PAINFULLY

Speaking Hinglish.
Fuck off British Man
HEY YOU BRITISH MAN
ONE GOOD THING IN BRITISH INDIA ONLY IS THAT ALL BRITISH ERA BRIDGES, CANAL AND RAILWAY BRIDGES ARE SO GOOD QUALITY.

>Has no valuable skills talent imagination or genetics
No u

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If you don't risk, you don't get the girl. You say you want to find a girlfriend, but I ask for a simple piece of information and you're not willing to give it.

HAHAHA THIS THREAD.

Great LARP OP.

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Nigga I drive the truck that runs over your entire nation

Stop being a desperate bitch and prove you have some skills

This thread has been entertaining

STALKING WOMAN SHOULD BE LEGAL AND IT IS GOOD AS LONG SHE IS NOT GETTING KILLED.
SEXY WOMAN CAN STALKS ME AND MOLEST ME.
EVERYONE INCLUDING WOMEN SHOULD UNDERSTAND STALKING WOMAN IS GOOD.

SO FUCK OFF.

I ABLE TO STALK THEM BECAUSE SOME OF HER FRIEND ACCEPT MY FAKE FB ACCOUNT WITHOUT CHECKING IT HAHAHAHAHHAA

FUCK OFF
I AM SAD BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE GIRLFRIEND
ANOTHER BRITISH MAN.
ONE GOOD THING IN BRITISH INDIA ONLY IS THAT ALL BRITISH ERA BRIDGES, CANAL AND RAILWAY BRIDGES ARE SO GOOD QUALITY.

Fuck off.

You face screams ugly

Get rich, lower your standards, kill your ancestors or die alone

NO.
I WANT AN ADVICE HOW TO GET A GIRLFRIEND IN AN ALTERNATIVE AND EASY WAY,
I WILL GO OUT ONCE I GOT AN ADVICE

you need two girlfriends one suspended from the tree branch an the other pulling gently on the branch

YOU DIDN'T
YOU FUCKTARD

I NEED ONE GIRLFRIEND ONLY AND OTHER WOMAN AS A FRIEND.

Have you considered gang rape? Seems thats how most other indians get laid to me

NO.
I AM BEAUTIFUL
IN MY SCHOOL DAYS.
SENIOR GIRLS AND GIRLS IN MY CLASS CALL ME SEXY BUT I WAS SO SHY TALK TO THEM SO FUCK YOU!

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

Sexy waman can stalk you does not mean you can stalk her

Men are benis sperm waman are bagina egg

Must train your sword on the whorde to save the princess pajeet

Good luck:
m.youtube.com/watch?v=DJztXj2GPfk

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I HATE RAPE.
SO FUCK OFF
IT WON'T HELP ME TO GET GIRLFRIEND

Fuck off

What talent?

What skills?

What genetics?

What imagination?

What resources?

What anything you have of value other than desperate ugly stinky?

If you fuck her she has to marry you to save her family's honor

win win situation

>All these fucking idiots

Way to out yourselves, newfags.

This, unironically. Get the fuck off this board, fucking incel

They were lying

Slutty grill get me drunk and make me touch her bagina

Where's the proof?

i am not ugly.
after passing my homeschooling EXAM, i will learn programming and then i will be businessman.
I NEED GIRLFRIEND FAST

OP I found a girl that thinks ur cute. She is femdom, works, big and quite liberal

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NO.
THEY FLIRTED ME ESPECIALLY IN BUS YOU DOG

Based bob an vagene poster

I DON'T DATE TRANSGENDER.
I LIKE STRAIGHT WOMAN

Stfu and go be super businessman then bitch

Stop being impatient like whiny poop

Holy shit Pajeet just go talk to people IRL

what the fuck is this thread

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They flirt you as joke

They dont want you touch their vageen

I disagree, you need two, one suspended, the other tuggin the branch, what goes up must come down.

FUCK OFF I NEED GIRLFRIEND FIRST

BRING HIM DOWN BRING HIM DOWN

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Fucking poo in loo
absolutely ABHORRENT POST

THIS WON'T HELP ME TO GET GIRLFRIEND YOU BRITISH MAN
ONE GOOD THING IN BRITISH INDIA ONLY IS THAT ALL BRITISH ERA BRIDGES, CANAL AND RAILWAY BRIDGES ARE SO GOOD QUALITY.

B O B S