Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

>That's not her name.
>She's silver spooned

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Anyone who unironically uses the Gini coefficient to dictate policy is retarded. See

>degree in economics
wow you can remember stuff for a week to pass a test. good job. someone ask her to solve for x I bet she cant

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I went to BU and was a year below this idiot and anyone knows that Econ at BU is a shit major for the College of Arts and Sciences (CAS)

Basically it's the major retards from New Jersey chose, along with International Relations.

You never do anything advanced in undergrad at BU and the last EC class I took was a fucking joke.

Not to mention this bitch is 5 years removed from walking down the streets of Allston looking for parties, why she thinks she's qualified is beyond me.

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>a undergrad in economics
>a degree
fucking kek.

Why do Dems always try argument from authority and waive their selected meaningless credentials?

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She's getting plenty of traction outside of Jow Forums.

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The only reason anyone cares about her at all, on either side of the political spectrum, is because of her gender and her skin color.
Bias cuts both ways, nobody cares about whether or not she's actually capable of doing more than smiling for a photo.

And it doesn't matter in the end anyway.

>she's probably the smartest person running
Women with degree's are so smart, they only wind up cat ladies because men are intimidated. If only people would listen more to genius's like Bill Nye and Grassyass Tyson, they have degrees and are TV science characters, can't get smarter than that!

The professor running against her as a Republican candidate teaches economics. It would be awesome if they had a debate, because he would school her. Too bad he was never serious about running, and that she was never going to debate anyone because she knows she looks like a retard every time she opens her mouth.

She didn't go to college and she's a fucking idiot.

>the smartest person
Yeah, degree's indicate intelligence; that many women with degrees wind up miserable as they get older means nothing; understanding long term effects of your decisions aren't the kind of reliable indicators of intelligence and wisdom getting a degree from a US university.

Because they're the aristocratic party now: they believe in credentials and qualifications, while the Republicans are the populist party and believe that anyone (like Trump) has the requisite ability to make decisions for the people.

>probably the smartest person
Ripping off the entire platform of Dennis Kucinich, add vagina, add skinny, add Obama's cousin, plus add
>Um
>I
>I'm not sure
>I don't know
>We'll figure it out
>Papas fritas
>Teeth
>Crazy eyes

ASTRO CASTRO.
To hell with the bitch.

>Boston University's College of Arts and Sciences in 2011 with a bachelor's degree in economics and international relations.

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>bragging about an undergrad degree in current year

fucking kek

holy shit.. fuck off back to your roastie containment board

The fact that she has an economics degree yet still comes across as such a cluesless cunt should tell you how much it was actually worth the time.

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>smartest
Uh huh
youtube.com/watch?v=x3zDTZX-0DE

This former bartender roastie is so fucking stupid

>A socialist with a degree in economics
So she gives good blowjobs?

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She's literally Astro Castro
Empty pantsuit

>superior socialist economics

Go look up nobel prize winners for economics. Go find me one that was socialist, or even liberal. Economics belongs to the right. No matter how you paint it, voluntary transactions create. Not authoritarian leaders.

Besides, I have a masters in econ. If you put me on the stage with her i'd destroy her. Thats not to say the least if you put that jewnigger shapiro on, or Trey Gowdy or Chaffetz or anyone who has sharp analytics and an understanding of economics. She's only popular because she hasn't gone head to head with anyone of value at all. The second she does she'll fall apart and democrats know it. Shes not very sharp - despite her education. She's just hot and has big socialist tittys

>Karl Marx's rubbing hands
heh

Goddamn her eyes are so fucked up she must be on something

>magazine cover
>can't even make her look decent

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>1. Join political party
>2. Passive aggressively diss compatriots
>3. ???
>4. Profit

Dat progressive loyalty

>smartest person
>wants the Constitution removed
hmm

>econ 101
????????

>smart
>shits on the very people she will need as allies if she wants to get her goals accomplished
>smart

Cafecito

>smartest
>29yo leftist
yeah, no, not a chance

>Go look up nobel prize winners for economics. Go find me one that was socialist,

Krugman

What is scary is that she actually has a degree in econ and believes in socialism. I would love to audit those classes and know what grades she got. Or was it just a fluff state school that gives put degrees because woman of color boost their funding.

Trump shit on everyone too. And Alexandria is playing the long game. She wants to shift the entire party left.

All revolutionaries ruffle feathers.

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>degree in economics
thats like right out there with social studies, non-repeatable horseshit voodoo magic

>economics
>degree
the sure way to know nothing about it

kys shill

>mention a sub-chapter title from econ 101 book
>everyone thinks you're a genius
democracy of any type is a mistake desu

So is Trump.

Wtf are you all doing? Sage this garbage. From the first post alone, this is obviously a shillpost....

She's one shitty spic filled district in Jew York.
Her rise to fame is as fake as the average pornstar's tits.

>She has a degree in economics
>Look, she's on the cover of vanity fair!
> A brand of lipstick sold out after she name-dropped it!

Imagine being this retarded.
Imagine being such a livestock.

>§ 2635.702 Use of public office for private gain.
An employee shall not use his public office for his own private gain, for the endorsement of any product, service or enterprise, or for the private gain of friends, relatives, or persons with whom the employee is affiliated in a nongovernmental capacity, including nonprofit organizations of which the employee is an officer or member, and persons with whom the employee has or seeks employment or business relations. The specific prohibitions set forth in paragraphs (a) through (d) of this section apply this general standard, but are not intended to be exclusive or to limit the application of this section.

Will she give me a gib gf if I vote for her?

Do you want a 200lb spic girlfriend?

Her little greasy asshole needs an inspection by a baseball bat.

lol yeah but not smart enough to do her own background research on her desired "colleagues"

She's a persuader, that's for certain.

So smart and so pretty. I'll be voting for her at least 3 or 4 times.

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>Karl marx rubbing his hands, hunched over.
Holy shit is Ben our guy?

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For an economics major her understanding of interest rates, currencies and unemployment is incredibly poor.

She's definitely not talking to productive middle class conservatives. That audience isn't important to her. I dont know what she actually knows. It only matters that she says what her retard followers will believe and find impactful.

>I don’t know shit about economics
>who feels like me!?

Cringe dyke

Maybe she's not a Marxist, then, just a demsoc, which is the economically leftmost end of classical liberalism.

And her ass

She’s probably one of those girls who brags about her “self-cleaning oven.” I want her to stop using shampoo and body wash for a couple of weeks, though still showering with warm water, so she smells clean but natural. Also, no shaving of the body hair. Then I want her to sit on my face. I want to feel her hairy folds grind over my face until her scent overcomes me as I pass out with a smelly, shiny snail trail from my chin to my forehead. I want her extra, extra smelly but in a clean and natural way. I’ll bet her guts smell terrific.

Unironically.

Otherwise, she in fact won the nomination because of changing demographics in her district. There was incredibly low turnout in the Democratic primary, and in a country where more than 70% of voters can't name their congressman, the few Democratic voters in her district who bothered to show up voted for a name they recognized as one of their own.

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It's a hell of a lot better of a policy guide than the MUH DICK we have now.

Krugman is exactly as neoliberal as the rest of them.

>he thinks the Swedish central bank's prize is a real Nobel
>he thinks what the jews at the swedish central bank think is a standard of excellence
Oh no, it's retarded/ Kill yourself for being a neoliberal shill.

Neoliberals aren't allies, they're NPCs, and nothing of value will be lost by feeding them into a wood chipper. Except for the value of the wood chipper.

Kill yourself, neoliberal shill.

she should sell a product that makes people's eyes look like hers
then again how do you sell end-stage feminism?
ba-dum-tish

Honestly I'm graduating with an econ degree and can say with absolute confidence that the majority of people in my program don't really understand economics. I bet a lot of programs in university are like this... people just kind of go through the motions and pass their courses without ever understanding any of it very well.

she is where she is becuase of those titties

we need to find them

Wasn’t she working as a bartender before all this? Kek.

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>her lipstick brand
Huh...i didn’t realize Purina made lipstick

Is math related to science?

I noticed a lot of students that play sports major in economics.

pretty sure her republican opponent has a bachelors in economics AND mathematics. that's in addition to his phd in economics and decades of experience as an economics professor at st johns university.

she probably shouldn't use that as a barometer for worthiness, but since the district she's running in is a shit hole full of losers who want "free" shit and that's what socialism is all about, she'll probably be fine.

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If someone as dumb as her gets into a position of power over me then I’ll give up on America and individualism. I’ll put on the black uniform.

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Because she's only where she's at because of demographics.

Its like 3 classes away from a general university studies degree.

Back in the day I used to work as a plumber.
It was a great job, I really enjoyed it. The pay and the hours were great because I worked for a great company.
One call I had gotten was rather interesting. A woman had a clogged toilet and needed it unclogged right away. Okay cool, no worries. I decided head over.
I show up to the house and knock on the door. To my delight, a beautiful blonde woman answered the door. She had that face that definitely needed to be covered in extreme amounts of ejaculate, along the with perfect curvy figure and the most amazing dumper I’ve ever seen.
“What’s the problem, miss?” I said.
“You see, I kinda clogged the toilet...” she said, with a little giggle and a smile.
“No problem ma’am, I’ll get it fixed right away. When I yell at you to flush the toilet, go ahead and do it.” I said.
Man, I can’t wait to see the juicy shit-pickle that came out that ass, I thought to myself. I quickly gathered my equipment and crawled under the house. After a little bit of searching, I found the correct pipe that came from the toilet.
I quickly undid the pipe and began my inspection. I put my nose at the entrance of the pipe and took a big whiff. My nostrils began to salivate as they were graced with the aroma of my present waiting for me to be removed.

I used my snake camera and after a little bit of feeding it through the pipe, my camera lit up with the most beautiful turd I have ever seen.
I gripped the pipe and wrapped my wet lips around the entrance and began to suck harder than a hooker trying to pay for her kid’s college. Quickly, the beautiful turd I had laid my eyes upon had torpedoed into the back of my throat.
At that point I was imagining the client squatting over me, staring up in pleasure as she spread her juicy cheeks apart and unleashed her shit-cigar into my watering mouth.
I pulled the turd out with my lips and began to chew on it like a homeless man’s last resort. It was a little chewy, but the sweet velvety texture quickly made me pleased. I quickly devoured the turd like I was at the Last Supper, fulfilling my hunger.
“Alright, go ahead and flush!” I yelled out.
I put my lips back on the pipe and quickly enough, my mouth was full of her warm piss and a few straggling tick turds, finished off by some refreshing toilet water.
“MMMMMMMMM....” I said to myself, licking my lips clean of any remaining poo residue. I couldn’t let any go to waste.
I put the pipes back together and went back to the front door, notifying the beautiful turd supplier that her toilet was fixed. She was going to pay me, but I told her that wasn’t necessary. She had unknowingly paid me with her tasty defecation.
“Please give us a call if you have anymore problems!” I said, as I climbed back into my van.
“Now that’s what I call a plumber’s delight!” I exclaimed to myself, as I drove away.

She knows plenty about them.

Alexandria is not here to take part. She's here to take over.

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How pathetic is it that the best way to win a democrat primary is to be seen and not heard.

Found the Democrat establishment shill

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Yeah, she looks worse than those M2F colombian trannies, not sure what they were thinking.

It's rare somebody actually looks their party's animal.

I got to hand it to her, she really knows how to corner that NPC vote.

NPCs vote for incumbents.

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Whoa yeah she's totally smart because she referenced something you learn about on the first day of a 100-level econ course or could learn about in 5 minutes by reading a Wikipedia article I fucking LOVE economics bro now let's take off our shirts and kiss.

MURICA BTFO BY INDIA
POOPER POWER 2020

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Why is her big toothed mouth always gaped at max gape?

Trying to decipher that second line.

gonna need a lot more than lipstick to make that ugly cunt look good

Sharpie beats pooper.
Nothing personnel, kid.

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