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What would his SNL monologue be pol
Henry Nguyen
Jonathan Jackson
He is not very good at standup
Joseph Gray
he would walk on stage with an AK47 and begin opening fire
Ayden Davis
10 minutes of begging for money
Joshua Parker
He wouldn't be able to get a word out before the entire jew cast and jew audience shrieked in NPC speak.
Hudson James
lena dunham live murder suicide
Ian Lee
>sam walks out on stage with a mild smirk
>"Thank you...Thank you. Uh...great to be here. SNL....yeah...S....NL."
>reaches into his pocket for a piece of paper
>"So uh...I know you're all used to comedy, so I'm gonna try something different here tonight. Uh...*nervous laughter*...don't worry, it might be a little weird, but I think you'll be entertained. You New York City types *covers face while laughing* like entertainment, right?"
>proceeds to read interracial rape statistics until he's escorted off stage
Christopher Powell
you forgot the deathly silence from the audience
Xavier White
there would be like 5 people completely familiar with his work.
Anthony Walker
sam the man hyde
Ayden Jackson
Pretty much spot on kek
Jackson Johnson
this is perfect and what I made the thread for
Dylan Johnson
>forced laughter from 5 people who feel sorry for him
Owen Ortiz
Why are you shilling this turd here? Are you paid for this? Do you realize that Sam is a faggot that takes pleasure from having his butt stretched wide?
Christian Martinez
and also not very good at being a decent, upstanding person
Julian Adams
goddamn sam is so fucking kikey
Matthew Gomez
Checked and this.
Jonathan Nelson
post election Sam Hyde is the Hannah Gadsby of comedy for the right
Camden Turner
This. A hundred times this.
Wyatt Wright
What exactly did happen between him and Charles? Why do people think something happened?
Ian Ross
I laughed, because i can see it happening, but know it never will.
Tyler Turner
not only that but the fact Sam had to pay nick 1k just for an appearance and car talk.
I just don't know what's up anymore, It's very hard to grasp and believe all of this.
Isaiah Ramirez
I don’t get it, did they fall out?
Last time I saw them was on MDE.
Noah Carter
Nevermind the fucking haters, they're losers who will never be anything and should be laughed at and probably kill themselves. The fact is, there ain't no free lunches in this life and if you want a quality product you're gonna have to fork out them calms for it. Do you think a great artist works their ass off, perfects their craft and just gives it to ungrateful niggers for free to make them happy? You're all living in a fucking dream world, and I'm woke.
Jack Phillips
kek this
Lucas Hughes
Sam is gonna have a mental breakdown any day now
Ethan Nelson
sam hyde smear campaigns being ran atm
Caleb Hall
kek
Christopher Diaz
I dunno man, I kinda see it especially after how shady all that Marky stuff was.
Robert Hill
No he's about to drop his next vid so he's spamming threads about himself to stay relevant.
No wonder so many shill operations have set up shop on this site if idiots like you can't see something so basic.
Isaiah Flores
stop typing sam and get back to making a new Hydewars epidsode. i want some content for my 5$
Ian Allen
dude what the fuck makes you think i'm sam? do you think he cares about this shit? or even knows what pol is? I'm just calling it like it is, and your leeches and parasites better read it and weep
Austin Rivera
Sam has his shills spam the fuck out of this place whenever he comes out with something. His entire career currently hinges on pandering to poltards here (when he isn't, you know, grooming 16yo girls to fuck up the butt or experimenting with guys cause porn addiction fucked up his dick)