What would his SNL monologue be pol

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He is not very good at standup

he would walk on stage with an AK47 and begin opening fire

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10 minutes of begging for money

He wouldn't be able to get a word out before the entire jew cast and jew audience shrieked in NPC speak.

lena dunham live murder suicide

>sam walks out on stage with a mild smirk
>"Thank you...Thank you. Uh...great to be here. SNL....yeah...S....NL."
>reaches into his pocket for a piece of paper
>"So uh...I know you're all used to comedy, so I'm gonna try something different here tonight. Uh...*nervous laughter*...don't worry, it might be a little weird, but I think you'll be entertained. You New York City types *covers face while laughing* like entertainment, right?"
>proceeds to read interracial rape statistics until he's escorted off stage

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you forgot the deathly silence from the audience

there would be like 5 people completely familiar with his work.

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sam the man hyde

Pretty much spot on kek

this is perfect and what I made the thread for

>forced laughter from 5 people who feel sorry for him

Why are you shilling this turd here? Are you paid for this? Do you realize that Sam is a faggot that takes pleasure from having his butt stretched wide?

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and also not very good at being a decent, upstanding person

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goddamn sam is so fucking kikey

Checked and this.

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post election Sam Hyde is the Hannah Gadsby of comedy for the right

This. A hundred times this.

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What exactly did happen between him and Charles? Why do people think something happened?

I laughed, because i can see it happening, but know it never will.

not only that but the fact Sam had to pay nick 1k just for an appearance and car talk.

I just don't know what's up anymore, It's very hard to grasp and believe all of this.

I don’t get it, did they fall out?

Last time I saw them was on MDE.

Nevermind the fucking haters, they're losers who will never be anything and should be laughed at and probably kill themselves. The fact is, there ain't no free lunches in this life and if you want a quality product you're gonna have to fork out them calms for it. Do you think a great artist works their ass off, perfects their craft and just gives it to ungrateful niggers for free to make them happy? You're all living in a fucking dream world, and I'm woke.

kek this

Sam is gonna have a mental breakdown any day now

sam hyde smear campaigns being ran atm

kek

I dunno man, I kinda see it especially after how shady all that Marky stuff was.

No he's about to drop his next vid so he's spamming threads about himself to stay relevant.
No wonder so many shill operations have set up shop on this site if idiots like you can't see something so basic.

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stop typing sam and get back to making a new Hydewars epidsode. i want some content for my 5$

dude what the fuck makes you think i'm sam? do you think he cares about this shit? or even knows what pol is? I'm just calling it like it is, and your leeches and parasites better read it and weep

Sam has his shills spam the fuck out of this place whenever he comes out with something. His entire career currently hinges on pandering to poltards here (when he isn't, you know, grooming 16yo girls to fuck up the butt or experimenting with guys cause porn addiction fucked up his dick)

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