OI MATE YOU GOT A LOICENZ FOR DAT PIZZA

>>Government policy trying to make people healthier

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Im sure the price will be reduced to compensate for the size...

That's the policy trying to make the whole world healthier

what about....?

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>Price remains the same
Cooperates get more shekels
>price reduced according to size
Fatty buy twice as much to get intestinal orgasm

Either way it won't work, imcompetitive policy won't make anything work

>Fat is super addictive
Are you being fucking ironic? I really can't tell.

i don't have time for people like you, retard.

The government is tired of paying for healthcare for fatties so the government takes steps to reduce the number of fatties.

This is what happens when you abdicate responsibility to the government.

>is wrong
>"NO TEIM FOR THE LIEKS OF U RETRD REEEEEE"

why does Jow Forums support HAES?

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Dont you fucking dare!!

Dude fat is a macronutrient. Your body REQUIRES it to function. SUGAR is addictive. Sugar is bad. Fat is good. Everything with the exception of the chocolate in your picture is nbd. An argument can be made against dairy.

There are entire cultures that consume high fat diets and they are almost certainly healthier than your bitch ass.

On second though I think you are trolling

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It's funny they go right after pizza instead of doughnuts or cake.

veggies dont subtract calories you mongrel

Not Restricting freedom doesn’t mean you support haes, ya fucking commie

All this crying about "nazis" roaming the streets, endangering women and immigrants, taking away womens rights etc. But when the government acts ONCE AGAIN in a fascist way nobody bats an eye.
>At this point I'm afraid to laugh at memes, because I fear they might become reality

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What is it with people spamming this shit several times a day

Its a non issue, its not mandatory
Its some government groups suggestion, like the porn thing nothing will happen

I think it was more correlation rather than causality
>americans eat pizza
>americans are fat
>ergo pizza makes you fat

Celery does

>here is why it matters
you can't make that shit up

>"exercise is bad for you" says obese man
Jow Forums will defend this.

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It's past time the government did something to help it's citizens lose weight

fat isn't as addictive as sugar

Tons of people eat pizza not just Americans. That's a retarded correlation. We don't have munchy boxes over here but that isn't stopping you faggots from slamming them.

>we dont have munchy boxes over here
I suspect thats only because a big enough box has yet to be invented user

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How can celery be negative calories?

The UK is reminding me more and more of the future world in the movie Demolition Man.

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>Government tells you what to eat.

I see why they took your guns and knives. I guess just grab your ankles now and try to enjoy it.

Its a lot like the diet water you see advertised. Less than zero calories

Ah yes, the diet water. How could I forget?

Urban legend, that it takes more calories to chew a bite of celery than you take in.

As long as the pizza contains no chemicals, I don't see what the problem is.

imagine ending up in jail for selling too much calories

We're not allowed to own ankles

Britcucks can't even predict their own IDs. Mine will be 1JhG0EmI

To be fair restaurants do give extremely large portions, an entree at your typical sitdown restaurant is typically way over 1000 calories. Except pizzas are almost always cut into similar size slices. A slice is typical about 300 or so calories, changing the size of the entire pizza isn't going to stop lardasses wolfing down entire pizzas.
>fat is good
depends on the fat. Canola, corn, soibean oil are terrible for you and very common in junk foods. but yes, sugar and refined carbs are addictive. Look up any video of a bullimic/BED filming their binge, it's all carbs.

BBBBWWWAHAHAHA BONGS REALLY ARE RETARDED. DOES THE GOVERNMENT WIPE THEIR ASSES TOO??? L FAO

>Ah yes, the diet water. How could I forget?

He's not kidding. They sell this shit at CVS and Walgreen’s. You pay a premium for it because it's "smart."

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>Under the draft proposals, a standard pizza for one should contain no more than 928 calories

This isn't by a long shot the stupidest piece of nanny state legislation we have to put up with.

Holy shit, I was just kidding.

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If you buy me a couple of drinks, I'll let you grab MY ankles...

That's not a normal sized meal, though. However, munchy boxes are widely consumed over there (especially after a night of drinking)--at least according to some Bongs on Jow Forums. No one is disputing that Americans are fat but it's rather pathetic that Bongs quite literally blame Americans because they can't stop stuffing food down their gaping maw. Scandinavians put all sorts of garbage on their pizzas and they're doing just fine because they have some semblance of restraint.

Yeah, but how many camels do you let get their noses into the tent?

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fat tax would work a lot better , since they'll just buy 2 smaller pizzas instead of 1 big one

seize the calories of production

How retarded to you have to be to get a god damned pizza and not know its fattening.

If our glorious leaders weren't wasting their time on this, they'd be wasting their time on something worse.

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Fat is healthy, you shit-eating nigger scum. It's CARBS and SUGAR that's addicting and deadly.
Fucking NPC subhuman fuck - immediately fucks off calling someone a "retard", never seen that one before. It's like "Press X" and the NPC says "retard".

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Anything the .gov is for I am in full agreement. I prefer a command economy and communistic efficiency.

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Same size same toppings, cut into smaller slices = win!

Who are you kidding, you'd let me grab your ankles for free
No-ones 'blaming' americans. We just sometimes look to america as an example of what not to do.

Everyone know's it fattening, the bong nanny state is retarded

>If our glorious leaders weren't wasting their time on this, they'd be wasting their time on something worse.

I'd suggest it's time for a revolution! Fuck the guillotining them! The Brits should just hang, draw, and quarter their asses!

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I can't fucking wait for this to happen. The faster the collapse comes the better.

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N DERE BEST NO B NE PORK ON DAT PIZZA! SHARIA DONT BLOODY ALLOW IT!

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I think its a perspective issue.
I mean if you look at some americans, theyre fucking huge. Get a group of them together and maybe it doesnt register that eating a whole pizza in one bite is making you massive..?

Yeah but we're not allowed knives, and we'd have to wait 6 weeks for a rope license...
Its all so tiresome

>I'm sorry we have to regulate pizza sizes

Said the dumbest government ever. This will do absolutely nothing. It's like the handgun ban in London. How's that working out?

>being considered
probably won't go through with it

Well we do have fewer white people getting shot now, so....

But you also have less non-whites getting shot

Checkmate bongfag

>Dude fat is a macronutrient. Your body REQUIRES it to function. SUGAR is addictive. Sugar is bad.
go ahead and eat lots of fat, and be fat. I eat less than 30 grams of the stuff a day. I'm perfectly fine.
my diet is mostly starch, so mostly sugar, glucose, specifically. The body loves it, and needs it, and burns tons of it every day - and so I'm not fat. My brain, my muscles, my cells, all burn sugar all day.
What's the deal with fat? Well the heart uses it, but most of it is stored. If fat was super useful, the body would be using it, right? Maybe the fact that so many people are obese means we're eating TOO much fat. Ever think of that?

too much fat with too much carbs. Carbs and fat are terrible combination. also, our body will use fat if you're not eating carbs, have you ever heard of ketosis?