Tech crash has begun

How many people made Player Unknown?
How many people made MindCraft?
How many people made the Dayz mod?
...
Video game industry is bloated with labor and starving for good games
Yeah it is going to crash
Already has
Fuck em
They suck dick anyway

Literally 75% of the games I play have been made small indie teams who make far better games than their AAA counterparts. Triple-A can roll over and die for all I care

if they were so talented why did they get fired

>makes literal movie games
>crying about health insurance
fuck off

This. Game Dev is probably the worst tech industry to work in. Probably a worse success rate than the average startup. This was known 10+ years ago and why I avoided it.

Hahaha holy shit. It’s so funny hearing these faggots talk about python between sips of craft latte. These retards code follow HTML tutorial videos on their MacBooks in Starbucks with the IDE set to whatever range of colors makes them look the most Leet.

They might be skilled at what they do, but their personality makes them unhireable.

Hey tech people
>Learn to code

Not my fucking problem. Why would I apologise?

best game devs have like 10 ppl tops, no HR, no diversity hiring, no bullshit. 10 white males.

classic syntax dark is the only ide theme for me for now and for ever

They think they're valuable, that's the fun part. I buy and sell these people on proposals, they're just a charge code and a multiple. Modern day factory workers.

They had a chance to form a union in the late 90s.
They all thought they were too special to do that and that unions were dumb and a waste of money because they were special snowflakes
Then it was all outsourced and H1B'd
Now they have no ability to unionize
Stupid faggots

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>programmers crying they cant make a living
holy. fucking. shit. is they were coders and cant make an easy 3 - 5 k a week than they dont know shit about technology

Wow digits and a good post. This shit don't happen anymore

I showed up at my first job doing dev work. I quickly realized the nature of the position and fought as hard as I could to get myself in front of the client. Extra BA work, testing work, whatever the fuck. Then when it came time to pick someone who should be a new project manager there were lots of people there who were better and longer tenured coders than me, but none of them had any skills necessary to really do that kind of job. Then it was a bridge into the world of winning contracts and the strategic direction of the company. Guess what? I never got a bonus for working 70 hours in a week to get all my dev work done on time and produce quality results. I did get a bonus for winning more business. The devs and programmers are all too autistic to notice this, or so socially inept they're unwilling to break free of it.

>operate in one of the most expensive markets available
>wah we can't afford it
go fucking move your office to ohio if you want people to have jobs, you can't have your offices in Monte Carlo and then bitch that you can't afford it

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I do that shit every day nigga

Player Unknown - one which became dozens which became hundreds (as a subsidiary to a multinational of thousands)

Minecraft - dozens as the various previous open-source experiments Notch pulled from, which became one (Notch), which then quickly became dozens->hundreds->thousands of unpaid modders, and then finally hundreds as a subsidiary of a multinational of tens of thousands.

vidya isn't bloated with labor and never will be, what's killing it is pure parasitism by the worlds largest tech megacorps.

I'm thinking of getting into project management, but I'm not sure I want to commit the time. What's it like?

I've been predicting this for over 2 years. There's an obvious tech bubble, perhaps worse than the dotcom bubble.

There are thousands of studios like this just waiting to collapse. This is what happens in a bubble as good money goes into questionable businesses.

These are the same people who are vehemently against the immigration controls that would keep them employed, in demand, and give them leverage over their employers. They would rather be broke and homeless.

Most of them weren't coders. They were "diversity consultants" and "inclusion specialists". They literally did nothing but suck money and drive away talent for being white, straight, or male.

It's so common that it hardly even makes the news. Company starts earning money, investors get cocky, expand way too fast and haphazardly, waste their money and before they know it, they're out of cash. Kinda like if you decided to invest $1 billion in a fidget spinner factory.

>They would rather be broke and homeless

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Not to mention raise their apartment prices.

well shit i know employers are always looking for the empathetic types. high demand

>leftist company makes money
>they use said money to make shit nobody wants
>they over hire writers who say the same things as them
>still refuse to make what people want
>they hire some more writers for good measure
>they become entirely unlikable and their products are hot garbage
>hire some more writers to stick it to the man
>stop selling anything except to jewtubers
>get upset but not understanding how money works
>hire more writers to git more moneys
>dissolve
>call your layed off writers "tech" something or other
>?
>no profit
Maybe they should have hired some writers.

The fact we are going to all know python (or whicever is best for us) and use to to do the real functions of IT is going to be pretty funny.

Telltale was always shit, the fact that they ever even had 250 employees to lay off is ridiculous.

What an absolute idiot. If he just kept all that in IRA's he could donate five times as much later on anyway.

OR retired early and done some REAL work to help people.

Imagine all the butt hurt and ocean of salt that will happen when google goes under.

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Oh so one of the many SJW infested companies? who would have thought

Forget about the salt, imagine the impact on the economy. I mean, I hate google as much as anyone here, but when they go, it is not going to be an easy ride.

Which actually is probably a blessing in disguise. After all, when the economy is doing well, revolution is almost impossible.

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They mean easily manipulated and not skilled.

What's wrong with python? It's a good language

>The devs and programmers are all too autistic to notice this, or so socially inept they're unwilling to break free of it.
You know, some of us actually love programming and would never want to get into project management. Good on you if you like it.

Come on, man. The syntax is atrocious.

this

> Tech

Silly girl children who draw cartoons and play make believe. And various (((advocates))) and (((social media))) drones.

They have no tech skills.

hahahahahaha fucking hahahahahaha
how the fuck is there a tech bubble? that's like saying there's a food bubble. tech is all around you, fucker. it's not like it's some hocus pocus smoke and mirrors shit that someone has been tricking us with. seriously, tell me *one* thing that doesn't have a tech component, you fucking luddite.

You are well below developers on the tech hierarchy. Your job is easy as fuck and you make like 1/3rd what they make if you are lucky. You sneer at them and yet they don't even know you exist.

? Less syntax and code blocks delineated by tabs is quite nice. If you try to follow all the PEP8 rules than sure it can be annoying. It is significantly faster to get an idea into code with python than java or c++ in my experience. I still use those for bigger projects but when i just need some quick script/prototype for work, then python is my go to.

Curious, is Lua popular around there? It's definitely far from perfect but I like how flexible it is.

>some of the most skilled and talented
>crashed the company, got fired, and can't find another job

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The tech companies have what's coming to them. They must recognize that they are participating in spiritual warfare against their own people. At least we were - they're no longer one of us.

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>how the fuck is there a tech bubble? that's like saying there's a food bubble.
Wtf?
>tech is all around you, fucker.
But we don't need tech to live you faggot. We do need food to live.
> thing that doesn't have a tech component, you fucking luddite.
Your micropenis.

>Please hire us, the people who sank a game studio with our politics and religious like belief system

>But we don't need tech to live you faggot.
wrong. try again, shit-for-brains

SJW are usually not coders, not even entry-level.

I suspect they went belly-up because they had 15 community managers, 8 outreach program managers and 12 women-empowerment tour speakers.

I see that they are receiving "job offers" already on Twitter, from companies with the same legitimacy as their resumes: "Uhh... errr. it's not a paid position actually but..."

What should we expect when we allow women to "work."

Tech is way more lucrative today than it was in the late 90s. I would never support a union because it would pay less deserving developers more at my expense and make it impossible to fire worthless idiots. Unions are only useful if you do menial labor where you are easily replaceable.

>I suspect
just look it up on linkedin, no need to guess

deserved

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Off the top of my head, here's an example of the more disgusting parts of this syntax.

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Food is perishable. There simply cannot be a food bubble. Whatever is not consumed - rots. It doesn't flood the market.

lel this reviewer is hilarious.

I'm glad telltale is dead, they fucked up Sam & Max and casualized the rest of the point & click adventure game market.

Whatever will the "young professional" NPC millennials do?

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We don't need electricity to live either and yet I'm gonna guess that power generation isn't going anywhere.

And how would you prefer it done if I may ask? Show me a language that does the same job more elegantly and easier to read.

if they were so good at their job then why did nobody want to buy their shit?

>Spend years losing money
>Still hire new peoples hoping that someone will buy you out
>Nobody does
>Has to declare bankruptcy
This is what the modern tech industry is all about.

Ha ha fuck those SJWs

> (expr ? true : false)

is far superior to that GODAWFUL

> true if expr else false

As for the join() example. It's more intuitive if you have

> you_array.join(",")

rather than

> ",".join(your_array)

Fuck unions. They are just like mafia.

>telltale lets a shitload of employees go
>this thot is telling them to re-hire the people they let go
I guess it's too much to ask for her to see WHY TellTale is going down.
Say what you want about their games; the games they had weren't utterly unsuccessful to the point that it'd ruin them.
TellTale has a massive amount of females employed and those women bled that company dry.
This probably won't be mentioned outside of Jow Forums.

Because thats the only way to do that..jfc José stick to manual labor.

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the one with the least employees looks worst

I really hope that none of these shrieking SJW feminazis harpies ever find work again. The good side of these people promoting "diversity" and affirmative action, is that they all end up in the same companies that eventually fail. This makes it easier for future employers to spot them and throw their resumes in the trash. This is a self-correcting problem, and we're going to see many more examples in the next couple of years. We're just starting to see the effect of their failed ideologies and principles when it meets the real world, where making money trumps their ideals and their retarded "progressive values". I think that Google has good chances to end up this way as well. They are on the right path for that to happen.

Fuck all of them, put them on a black list and never hire them again.

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>talented
These faggots couldn't keep an adventure game running at 30 fps, they're trash.

The whole open borders and H-1B visas are finally coming home to roost

>far superior
They mean the same thing and one has less syntax to memorize. Also the second case misses the convenience of the list comprehensions in python, something I miss terribly when making inner for loops in java.

>telltale
>skilled
fake news

The biggest bullshit they pushed was claiming your choices mattered.
Wasn't until after TWD S1 people realized they could just watch a walkthrough on YouTube and get the same thing.

>skilled and talented
>make what is essentially choose your own adventure games
if that's what counts for talent no wonder their industry is crashing and burning

Good, they've had too much power for too long

Don't get me wrong, I find the language quite useful. When I want to automatize something, let's say download all images from a Jow Forums thread or whatever, that's my goto language.

But that doesn't mean its syntax isn't god damned awful.

>made Video game adaptations of mainstream garbage like CSI, Jurassic Park and Back to the Future.

Telltale was essentially the LJN of the modern era

Too many cooks

>tech crash
You have people working on shitty walking simulator games that got fired because they were over staffed and making crap. That's how capitalism works liberals have no concept of hiring based on merit.

SJW story tellers

The games were entertaining, for about an hour each episode. Of course you'd have to wait month or six for a new episode.

greeting frum Jow Forumsee

I bring you a gift

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haha a thread even vaguely related to computers and we have autists sperging out about pl syntax. unfuck your brains or go back to Jow Forums

A penny saved is a woman fired.

They think CEOs are the problem while they can't even use their own experience to obtain employment or make money.