I'm 25 and actually like this drink. I also enjoy cutting the grass irl while having one. And I generally do Boomer/ pre internet activities even tho I'm not technically a Boomer. Is someone watching me and creating memes? Is the CIA in on it? Am I just crazy ?
Why is the white monster a meme?
Carter Gutierrez
James Hall
Sippin' n dippin'
Wyatt Phillips
>Is the CIA in on it? Am I just crazy ?
Nigger, you're drinking like 4 cups of coffee with each can. Drink two of these a day and that's hallucination levels of caffeine, and I'm not kidding. If you think the CIA is meming your life, you're probably just paranoid. The DIA does that kind of shit, the CIA works in foreign lands, get it straight.
Dylan Sanders
Based /sip/ boiz
Owen Campbell
The dia? Detroit institute of arts?
Adrian Ramirez
That’s not even close to true. Coffee has way more caffiene then a can of energy drink. Coffee is like 200mg where these top out at 180mg
Nicholas Thompson
We are all non-player computers and you are the only real person in this entire universe. Thats why you can think about things and shit
Noah Price
Detroit Institute of Aerodynamics
S M H
raciss wHite honky negus bitch
Xavier Wilson
31 here...could someone explain the 30 year old boomer meme to me?
Camden Watson
It is to activate the almonds of those who have become complicit
Caleb Bennett
Joshua King
Hell yeh brouther
Julian Martinez
I wish they would do a non sugar free version of this
Julian Davis
Disgusting chew, smoke pipe instead
Caleb Taylor
>dip
Enjoy your mouth cancer.
Ryder Cruz
I put tape on all of my cameras. My laptop has gum on it because I wanted to wank one out but didn't have tape near by. I suppose if they are not watching then nobody outside this thread will know I cover my cameras, but if the CIA is watching then they will know I outsmarted them. They're probably tracking my keystrokes anyhow. So fuck you cocksucking spies. I used to live with a roommate who claimed to work side by side with the nsa. He worked on the wright Patt airforce base. Idk if their was any truth to it, but I didn't think he was a lier. Maybe just fucking with me
Jaxson Phillips
Henry Martin
yo yo yo my niggas
Zachary Stewart
Wat up senpai
Kevin Gray
what meme
Gabriel Cruz
Post your favorite fortnite dance my fellow zoomer
Jaxson Myers
(Fa m) = webo faggotory wtf mods
Tyler Diaz
Because it implies Trump supporters lack class; which you do.
Aaron Powell
some insane marketting shill started spamming Jow Forums with it one day
Landon Rodriguez
just turned 30 a few weeks ago. this is my life now.
Charles Roberts
I hope you're purposely spelling badly, those stand out like a sore thumb when doing writing analysis fingerprinting.
Brayden Fisher
So if I kys it's game over for everyone?
Ryder Collins
Leaning to pick locks lol
Levi Richardson
Classic zoomer
Joshua Lewis
It's relaxing. I mess with it while I listen to talk radio, sipping on monster energy ZERO ULTRA WHITE EDDITION
Benjamin Barnes
It's pretty relaxing. OP could probably get an open on those pieces of shit by raking them with his cock though.
Kayden Thompson
KMS*
David Bennett
Jayden Nelson
This is true ya Brit faggot. Have fun defending your house from the government with a toothbrush
Asher Brown
The average cup of coffee has between 50 and 100 mg of caffeine. Monster Energy cans have 240 mg each.
John Gray
>DON'T MOVE
>WALK TOWARDS ME WITH YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR
>DROP THE LOCK
>I SAID DROP THE LOCK
>*shrivel*
>*clank*
Jaxson Cooper
Bull shit im averaging over a gram of caffeine a day, no hallucinations.
Daniel Mitchell
Yes tall cans have 3 servings
Jason Jones
"Oh sorry sir I hadn't noticed you are white, you are free to go"
Ian Walker
James Martinez
This is for Mexican day laborers and white trash. Don't pump your body full of this shit. Have a Coke zero or a coffee or something.
Grayson Young
you realize italians like a gallon of espresso a day right? 800mg of caffeine is nothing to someone who's actively using stimulants
Ryder Russell
I sip everyday
Sebastian Torres
Lmao 2 monsters a day is nothing, still not ideal for your health though.
Dominic Nguyen
Julian Allen
Cooper Ortiz
>Is someone watching me and creating memes?
Fuck there are a lot of us
We are becoming stronger
Wyatt Johnson
I think it's a sign of boomer hubris. They think they're getting the all the wnergy without the sugar or calorie intake but they're most likely causing more damage.
Those energy drinks have no calories but are usually made out of aspartame or some other chemical that gives test monkeys monstrous brain tumors.
It would be healthier to drink bug repellent mixed with sugar than the white monster.
Jack Nelson
>hemical that gives test monkeys monstrous brain tumors.
>
>It would be healthier to drink bug repellent mixed with sugar than the white monster.
bullshit.
It's a diluted caffeine pill
Kevin Jenkins
>straight
nice
Luke Peterson
clearly you don't know the energy drink game. Rockstars typically have 240mg and they even have a can with 300mg
Caleb Thomas
all that nutritious B complex. get off the cholesterol pills and drink a tall boy a day
Thomas Collins
sciplus rules
Juan Watson
hi Jon, see you tomorrow.
Dominic Edwards
Targeted advertising, the head of Monster is a Jew
Brody King
Alrighty Rick, say high to the kids and wife for me
Cameron Ward
Rehab said I'm not supposed to drink anymore
Jason Baker
it's obviously some sort of poison since it's a diet drink that actually tastes good. and I don't like energy drinks or any other cola, i mainly drink water, but i have to avoid those monsters since they taste good.
If I like them, they must be like crack to other people.
Nathaniel Sanchez
Enjoy your acid reflux and irratable bowel syndrome.
Hunter Murphy
Thanks leaf
Connor Collins
gonna lol when they find out monsters are carcinogenic in 15 years.
Daniel Parker
anytxhing that increases your metabolism is carcinogenic, even water
Brayden Foster
>I also enjoy cutting the grass
We all do son, but most of us can't because the boomers brought in about a million man surplus of people in 50 years thus flooding the labor market, and denying us our right to cut grass and smell that scent of reigning over our own demesnes.
Thomas Green
>Is someone watching me and creating memes?
yes. YOU are the protagonist
Tyler Carter
Fuck you Nick I'm not OP
Jaxon Parker
drinking Crucifixion nails Juice how fucking degenerate is that ?!
Nolan Foster
>tfw thought I was the protag
>tfw OP is actually the protag
Fuck man. Do NPCs go to heaven?
Easton Gutierrez
no wonder you all turning fucking pussy drinking that shit .. en.wikipedia.org
Nathaniel Cox
It's the Taurine that's bad.
Jordan Adams
OHHH I See you on Total Damage control !!
huffingtonpost.ca
Jack Murphy
Jace Reed
Benjamin Long
i drink 4 of those a day, plus 40mg of vyvanse, plus 40mg of adderall and i have no hallucinations
only issue is when i get an erection it stays for hours which CAN be bad but for the most part i don't mind
Blake King
i hate it when i ask for straight and i get original
Henry Garcia
send me some vyvanse plz
Gavin Mitchell
Nice
Michael Sullivan
Cord hanging down looks like a Jew nose
Kayden Moore
I have nothing against anything you listed (I love all those things), but in that quantity on a daily basis? You are living on borrowed time. Your heart will give out prematurely.
Nicholas Howard
that's like saying using a qtip on your ear will lead to a horrid ear infection. it's retarded logic
Jonathan Cook
Nolan Reed
Was your hand shaking so much that you broke off your door?
Jordan Nguyen
what the fuck
Robert Ortiz
every door i open the lock breaks off
Julian Evans
What's with the door locks?
Justin Ward
what the fuck is that
Mason Adams
>Hell yeh brouther
Hell yeah
Asher Nguyen
>DIA
YOU fucking glownigs love to shit on each other huh?
Levi Gonzalez
TF IS THIS?
Jack Martinez
ima black man and last time drank monster i was
digging my grave becuse i taught i was goin to die
Blake Thomas
What am I looking at?
Leo Wood
>tfw first sip of the day
Hudson Gomez
infected ear drum
Cooper Reed
You fucking faggets are the reason I can't get this shit on Amazon Prime any longer
>Drank it for the meme, now hooked
Wat Do?
Aiden Peterson
I usually drink the purple ones now. Got bored of white. Obviously I don't get the battery top anymore though.
Nathaniel Evans
also, due to high blood pressure the blood-brain barrier is more likely to give out than the heart
Kayden Myers
I like to make cheap picks out of sheet steel at work and pick at locks I get my hands on
Julian Mitchell
That happens when you kick it in, NPC
Eli Butler
No
There is SOMETHING WORMLIKE slithering OUT of it
Wtf is that ffs
Daniel Clark
go to the fucking gas station you goddamn shut in
Joshua Davis
that's puss