Jow Forums is shit. How do I meet women that aren’t basic af?

None of my friends know girls.

Every now and then I act out and hook up with a roastie. I can't live with one though.

All women are basic af. Not wanting basic wamens is gay. Are you gay?

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Book clubs are the absolute worst sort of feminist garbage. I used to knit with the knitting club, it was all old ladies. Good times, though.

If you don't want to mold basic wamenz into your perfect persephone then you're a fucking numnuts.

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Basically, most most women are basic.

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That’s just too close to raising a child or even grooming for my taste.

get back to r9k and stay there nigger

Ok faggot, continue sucking dick then. Women want to be dominated and molded. That's their nature. Equality is homo

any women who has
>loves dogs
is a pass

This. Get a woman when she's younger still, then she's a blank slate unto which you can impress your needs and desires, which she'll happily cater to. Get them old and stubborn, and there be nothing but pain and misery ahead for a man.

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>anyone woman who has intact maternal instincts is a pass
You're a moron. Never breed.

Fuck off with your lonely hearts blog shitting up this board more than it already is.

>not having a puppy
Easiest way to get pussy desu, just stand outside bars at 1am on a weekend with a puppy

fucking NPC
dogs are replacement for kids to females

>Interested in thing, go find a club or classes on thing
>It's all old people every time
Fuckin god dammit, I hate having old style shit hobbies and interests. Things that aren't old are super good old boy sorts like shooting, woodworking and junk.
However, I almost feel like something's telling me to learn sign language because I randomly happened to watch two movies back to back that involved a lot of sign language, first one being about a deaf girl, and then next day my brother shows me something that also involved sign language. I wouldn't mind a cute deaf/mute girl but what are the fuckin odds of meeting one instead of a bunch of people doing it for job requirements or old people?

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They're only stubborn if there is a chad in their past whose mold is stronger than yours. Out chad chad and even an old woman will succomb to your will.

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The Quick Rundown of the century!!

>The Most comprehensive rundown yet on NPC theory

THIS IS THE ESSAY OF THE CENTURY!!! NPC THEORY EXPLAINED AND THE CURE, for some npc's,
>Some NPC's can be saved

youtu.be/nTn6UMzAgZY

NPC THEORY QUICK RUNDOWN
He says the video has been demonitized... NPC THEORY SCARES (((THEM)))

THIS DAMAGING VIDEO TO THE NPC'S is a must see. ...

It honestly cannot get any worse at this point desu just enjoy

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Exactly you fucking tard. Do you want a woman who doesn't want kids? Any woman with dogs will drop them for kids once they get knocked up. The presence of the dog is evidence their maternal instincts function.

this has nothing to do with politics you incel retard. fuck off.

Of course, if "the dick game good" you can do whatever the fuck you want

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>bars at 1am
this is my point
the only women who write shit like
>loves dogs
are fucking degenerate roasties

done in one

In Canada it also may be a sign they like to smear peanut butter on their taint area and let their dog lick it...

this image sucks
the hand is backwards
the mouth doesnt have that smirk
like wtf

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This is where you are complete fucking wrong
she will abort your kids to save her dog

I found a wife for you OP.

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hahahaha! Trump is basic? Literally the opposite of an NPC. I love how the Left try's and try's but nothing sticks. LOL!

Want to know the reason why? There is no truth attached to their meme's. Memes reveal a truth. And even their memes are lies.

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>the hand is backwards
That shit really does trigger people heh here m8 add grin at your own discretion, you'd be amazed how difficult it is to capture that look of sheer amusement and glee using a shitty 8-color pixel doodle desu

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No dude. Actively staying redundant shit to fit in is not the same as having maternal instincts. All women have them. They don't need to be unthinking dumb dumbs too.

generally women aim higher and men aim lower
women are valued mainly for their looks and frequently fail to understand their level of education or career barely matters
men are valued mainly for their assets, status etc and frequently fail to understand their apperance doesn't matter that much

plus the fact she will put her dog before you and having any kids.
I see this shit all the time.

Why would you? They're ugly as sin.

My sister already talks of no kids and some dogs, the programming is long well ingrained - Yuri was right.

pretty much this every one I met was basically the same

I have sent my ministers to moscow, no meme, but I have. can you please stop this shit, me and russia now have to do stuff

they übermechtige stat, they already destroyed 35k thanks. yes 35k, nobody would even believe it.

but I go here, a simple seal hunter. god damnit I hate seal, they steal our fish. so we have to go to greenland now, because the un is all up in our ass about steinkobber and shit, it's all lies

I hate seals so much

>Diet Coke
>Weed
>Nihilism

You just described 3 of 5 things that make up my own mother. have a (you)

>Laughing at western philosophy right before Nihilism
Holy shit the memes are real.

>posting anime and acting like anything resembling a man
hope this guy kills himself

You're right. But.
It's one thing to own dogs, it's another to get a tattoo of a dog and present it on your tinder profile.
Why we need to participate in pseudo psychology in order to find women that want kids is beyond me...
Actually it isn't. You're doing it to put down anonymous men on Jow Forums on a Saturday night.
Happy hunting. Don't watch porn tonight.

I see it all the time.
it's okay to like animals but to
>loves dogs
is a huge red flag
anyone who can't see this is an NPC and deserves what coming to them if they get into a relationship with that type of person.

Read a work of classical literature or something leatherbound and hardcover.

this worked for me several times, girls want to know why you're reading a fancy book. Or, they actually know the book and want to talk about it.

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Gotta meet them through interesting activities. Anything in the standard lineup of places to "meet people" will result in little worth holding on to.

Seriously though now that you've pointed that out, someone who uses this meme flip the fuggin' hand.
Legit thank you. It's triggering in an abstract squint-eyeroll-smirk annoying kind of way.

this were all lit hitler memes, if you didn't get it

das übermechtige stat

get a hobby that takes place outside your home like idk a gym or something and hope that a female also enjoys that same hobby.

Memes aside, I just want a biological woman that:
-Genuinely loves all kinds of animals.
-Isn’t a Democrat or Republican.
-Actually enjoys travel and adventure.
I basically want what Osa and Martin Johnson had.

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>What comes first, the chicken or the egg?
What comes first, the reality or the meme?

>It's triggering in an abstract squint-eyeroll-smirk annoying kind of way.
Their they're now, I wood never make an intentional misteak too make one's mind focus a moment longer what there eyes are seaing.

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I missed the most important part.

"in a popular park, in a city or whatnot"

They didn't even do the NPC face right

>posting from a meme flag
echo #MAGA

>you have to make the NPC face the same

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The only reasonably intelligent woman I've met turned out to be a TERF and I bantz'd her so hard that I dried up her pussy. She was a mischling anyways and wanted to go back to college to get into social work. Bullet dodged.

(((Zizek)))

This is going to sound really dumb but you don't meet them, you make them.
>be me
>last year
>19
>overweight sweaty nerd who's good at hiding his autism
>meet girl at bar
>wayoutofmyfuckingleague.jpeg
>still hit it
>long story short start dating
>motivates me to start scaling my business(subscription-based software) and get in shape
>at the same time start slowly redpilling her - started with the history of Rhodesia bc both of my parents grew up during UDI over there so I could justify the racism without making myself sound overtly racist(I am)
Fast forward a year and I'm 95 pounds lighter and have three software products running rather than just one, and she overtly(in private, of course) names the jew and calls every person who cuts her off in traffic a 'communist nigger'

Apologies for the blog post but you're not gonna find one in the wild - they just don't exist. Invest the time and you'll get one

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this
women are breeding meatbags
baby making machines

adolph hitler is a fraud, he doesn't mean anything of the things he says, it's all an act.

my hamster was in finland in 1942 and he was a big fan of Hitler, turns out it's all a big joke to him a scam. My hamster have never been the same since. it one moment he would talk very level headed about the cod and so, then it was like someone turned on a button and he would appea r there and confindentially talking about jew fish tryinh to sneak up your rivers.

but that's just it.... it's lies...he had his one face outwards, and another one in. it was all a show

Sounds like you fixed each other.

Church in a wealthy area

>you don't meet them, you make them.
>start scaling my business(subscription-based software) and get in shape
>started with the history of Rhodesia bc both of my parents grew up during UDI over there so I could justify the racism without making myself sound overtly racist(I am)
> names the jew and calls every person who cuts her off in traffic a 'communist nigger'
Very nice.

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Sounds about right.

>Very nice.
The anticommunist pill was probably the most effective one. Physically watching me run a business fulltime while we're both in school was probably a pretty big help in explaining how a free market can quite literally raise people out of poverty right in front of your eyes

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just check this new meme, user yuri would piss him self...

just listen
/home/sta/Videos/fashwave/It's OUR Fashwave -vQzIMBRuq2w.mp4

right, I can't even post, they have already nuked it

yet my family is already knowing and starting to ask me questions

>Zizek
How about you shove your burgeo bolshevik up your transvagina?

This is some good shit m8
Share more

Be sure to point out Venezuela

>right, I can't even post, they have already nuked it
You can upload to liveleak

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Being part of the creation of a company or just honest work in general are the biggest redpills against communism in general.

fpbp

>men are valued mainly for their assets, status etc and frequently fail to understand their appearance doesn't matter that much
appearance is your greatest asset. looks are everything

>Be sure to point out Venezuela
My country has plenty of subject matter fren.

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>Zizek
fllpflll fplfflfll pfll

lefypol, to some extent I guess if anyone can get his lisping, I don't think anyone can tqbh. here in norway were are taight to not make fun of such people,but well in lefypol's spere plfllfls yffouflld rafppflllrist god damnit what a parody, and no that's not your average russian ofc. they are based no blllased he is owned and bought for by george soros, or geflllorge fllplllsorflllsor, because he is a "socialist" blllf bought and paid for, fake

yes we have all already read all your email, you fucking hypocrite

As does the soon-to-be failed state to our immediate south

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>Being part of the creation of a company or just honest work in general are the biggest redpills against communism in general.
Absolutely correct. She and my other very close friends have watched me literally build these webapps on my laptop while they were studying/fucking around, now I can easily pay for college with the revenue and still be able to stash a lot away for when i graduate. Hopefully by that time I can run them fulltime.

Also tip if you're in college - find a girl from a >good< sorority. They're super impressionable, hot as fuck, and easy assuming you have some semblance of game.

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>appearance is your greatest asset. looks are everything
If you're a broad, if you're a man, it's your skills/talent/balls that'll get you places, unless you want to be some model/actor type faggotry

I've got family with a horse farm in the south, that place is fucked

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fpbp, women are objects, not friends

>>appearance is your greatest asset. looks are everything
Just google the worlds richest men and reassess this statement

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You have to buy a slave child and raise her yourself in the middle of the forest. There is no other way.

You can purchase Eastern European sex slaves in Israel, so you will have to pay a large premium since I assume you are after a virgin.

Never forget that we are already in the post-apocalypse my friends.

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of those of you who are into this, seriously, are anyone of you surpised? he was always a fraud

t. lit cia

I am serious though, he is just leading you to shit lisping while he does it he is a fraud.

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>I've got family with a horse farm in the south, that place is fucked
Yeah I won't be going back anytime soon.

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ppflrrdtt
oh I am sorry user, I was just pretending to be anti war and anti nato, then I I plfllfrggtstts

what the fuck

>anti nato
lseriously... don't even ask, if you have some wits never even go there

trying to click you but

volunteer at an animal shelter

F

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lol norwegians gives zero fuck about politics, yet they seem to dictate it. like lit russia tries to observe

you are all stupid and easily gullable be it us or russia, it's your own fault for being fucking tarded

we have given our heart and given you our songs and you love them, admittingly or not, you do... regardless, it's your move now, you have to do it not some catchy 80ies tune from norway

with a norwgian that tries to click that sick click clickclick shit for the 9th time now

SIEG HEIL... I honestly didn't even fucking care before the google shit, fuck google, hitler was right I hope he sends them all to the gas chamber where they belong, cancer! CANCER.

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It's his native language. Just smile and nod.

easy on the mead Axel