On Tuesday, European leaders come together to determine whether a Brexit deal has been preliminarily agreed or not. If not, the EU wants to play hartball and basically abandon negotiations and go for no deal.
Meanwhile in the UK, Theresa May tries to survive these stressful hours - wait for a “we’ll fight them in the beaches” speech within 24-48hrs.
we'll be going no deal, goodbye socialist EU
>we'll be going no deal, goodbye socialist EU
Hopefully, thank God we have secretly built our military equipment up for beach invasions.
Yeah lol, built up a whopping total of 4 working jets. Your tanks are all in spare parts and your rifles melt when they get hot. Nice
Thanks for the update.
>Meanwhile in the UK, Theresa May tries to survive these stressful hours - wait for a “we’ll fight them in the beaches” speech within 24-48hrs.
I love waiting for speeches from the UK. It's always such a shitshow.
But I'm not going to get surprised. I know exactly what's going to happen:
May is going to bow down before the EU. Accept a whole load of shit regarding Ireland and the UK will comply with EU regulations on a whole hsot of things.
>Yeah lol, built up a whopping total of 4 working jets.
>falling for our decoy propaganda
We have built tens of thousands of tanks, hundreds of thousands of rockets and millions of refugee bio-cyborgs in massive underground bunkers. All ready for a beach invasion soon.
>May is going to bow down before the EU. Accept a whole load of shit regarding Ireland and the UK will comply with EU regulations on a whole hsot of things.
Exactly, just wait for her speech about "hard fought compromises" and a "great common basis for trade" and "a beautiful future for Britain under EU rules".
What's the point of invading Pakistanis with Syrians, exactly?
>What's the point of invading Pakistanis with Syrians, exactly?
Revenge is a dish best served tikka-massala lukewarm.
Cant you take care of the filth like you did the the old days?
>built tens of thousands of tanks
Are you guys up to speed with the latest in broom technology?
> U UNEDUCATED BIGOTS I'M LEAVING BECAUSE OF YOU! YOU DID TO ME
lol these kind of people move around all the time anywaytostudy and work, especially if your profession is "being the most multilingual person"
>Cant you take care of the filth like you did the the old days?
We are all Muslims now, like you. Inshallah, we will have Sharia across Europe!
>Are you guys up to speed with the latest in broom technology?
>he fell for our propaganda
Good, good, goy, good, trust our propaganda that we are inept on all levels military. Good!
Revenge for what mr Türk Roach? Gallipoli?
>this BREXIT is tearing me up inside
brexit:
one brit out,
two pakis in.
Is the lack of kraut success in any major conflict in ever also part of your 'propaganda'?
>most multilingual student
Huh? Who cares?
How will Britain continue without it's top linguist?
If he can speak Italian why on Earth would he move to Spain?
>Revenge for what mr Türk Roach? Gallipoli?
Revenge for the post-war British bureaucracy that killed over a million Germans in the British occupation zone. These deaths caused by British bureaucracy are not reported in history classes, but are real.
>How will Britain continue without it's top linguist?
Pidgin, Brits will adopt it as their new language
Fap, fap, fap. Tell me more Hans, this is gold!
>Tell me more Hans
You needed up to 8 different forms and approvals just to move sausages from one place to the next in the British occupation zone. Germans died because of lack of coal and heating in winter. Germans died of malnutrition because of the British bureaucracy. Brits had 50,000 civil servants "managing" the Germans in the British occupation zone, compared to just 4,000 administrators in the larger US zone.
And then all the rapes, the British occupation zone was rape central in Germany. People speak about Soviet rapes, but British rapes were much worse, Brits very often killed their rape victims right after the rape.
Fap, fap, fap. Er, tell me more about those rapes please Hans, this shit has me diamonds!
Read for yourself, you rape loving animal.
When I was based in Germany I didn’t rape anyone. I got extremely drunk quite a lot and once kicked a Turkish taxi driver unconcious over 5DM, but I never got involved in any raping. Did I miss out?
>German making another Brexit thread
Yawn.
>I got extremely drunk quite a lot
And probably raped several girls while drunk. You lot have it in your DNA to rape and kill.
He is going to an african country and not to one of those oppresive white patriarcal contries, don't he?
>>German making another Brexit thread
>Yawn.
Then get out. OUT OUT OUT! Get out now, no deal. Fucking leave already, limey. You pedo people, even your politicians are all pedos!
Just read his article. It is trying to lump the Brits in with the Soviet raping by saying any sex between Brits and German women was under a state of coercion due to them being occupying forces.
feminism trying to explain the German women shagging the victor for stockings and tea.
why are all brexit threads made by germans?
who's he flying with and what's the one-way pricing like?
that would be a better indicator of intelligence
>Linguist
Well, that's a punch to the country. Imagine if you couldn't find a person in Europe to translate Spanish to English for you.
Events like this always have double the positive effect: they achieve what you were actually seeking to do, and they drive the rats out of the country.
Considering the Absolute State of your military at the moment, I wouldn't laugh. Your best bet is to Own Goal with your nukes to simply make habitation of isle undesirable.
all of europe is socialist in case you haven’t noticed
>tfw the Chunnel was a secret kraut plot all along to overcome their staggering fear of water crossings.
Food diversity, like kebab, spicy kebab and the other sort of kebab and let's not forget, kebab
she has enough brexiters in the cabinet to rebel if that happens, and her government is dependent on the DUP to pass any bill so the government won't agree to a deal the DUP aren't happy with (unless they push it through on Labour votes)
They'll struggle to find anyone who can speak Italian, French or Spanish because pretty soon the entire continent will be speaking predominantly Arabic.
>why are all brexit threads made by germans?
Because we hate the limeys. True hate.
Good luck renegotiating ALL of your export/import deals internationally that was otherwise supported by the EU :)
americans are simply better at logistics we can literally wage a war across an ocean and do it better than the people who’s towns we take over
Lol what a faggot he is
>booked a one-way flight
>implying he can't book a return just as easy
>>tfw the Chunnel was a secret kraut plot all along to overcome their staggering fear of water crossings.
Boris Johnson said there should be a bridge built from the UK to France... then he revised his suggestion and wants a bridge built from Ireland to England...
They're anxious Britain might get a backbone and not fold
Frankly I'd say they have little to worry about, May is a remainer
A sheep in wolves clothing
>soft knowing chuckle certain this guy will be fucked over left, right and sideways by trying to live in Spain
Hope he enjoys it when Spanish customs steals all of his shit and holds it for ransom demanding thousands of euros to release it.
Small Island Small gene pool
>Anti-Brexit Thread
>German flag
Every time
>very difficult to transport troops on water
>great success taking over mudslime villages
not sure those are arguments worth making there.
>americans are simply better at logistics we can literally wage a war across an ocean and do it better than the people who’s towns we take over
Not gonna lie, the US administration of the US occupation zone of Germany was top notch. To this date, it is the US occupation zone of Germany which is by far the economically strongest of Germany.
listen to me I'm a burger my entire life is fighter jets and guns and weapons 'n shit
UK >>>>>> Germany in military power. it's not even :^)
Germans can't accept that they're absolutely shafted up the shittershatter about military though, because it means that their future is absolute disaster and destruction of Germany as we all know it due to nothing but their own ineptitude. They come reply to any claim about their ruined military with the most deranged level of delusion you could imagine.
>The main economic reason that Denmark joined
>the EEC was because it wanted to safeguard its
>agricultural exports to the United Kingdom
Shut up, daftie Dane.
>Because we hate the limeys. True hate.
What did we ever do to you?
>>Anti-Brexit Thread
>>German flag
>Every time
With good reason
look at these pussy countries too scared to do trade deals, they need some sexless belgian to do it for them
I was talking about the german towns, but no one beats muslims like americans either
Sorry to remind you of these issues.
>What did we ever do to you?
Mhmmmm, what could you possibly have done to us?
Yeah I just re-read the thread. I was coming off at completely wrong point there. Nevermind me.
>Not understanding the Article 50 process
May can't unilaterally accept anything. It has to get through parliament, and its certainly no guarantee that the DUP or even her own party will play ball. Labour definitely won't.
WTO is looking virtually inevitable now. That means you can say goodbye to our 40 billion, and the many other aspects of support which we provide to your crumbling union.
Brits are mentally challanged desu.
You harm yourself and your country way worse than the european union could ever harm you.
You think the EU is forcing immigrants down your throat or something?.
Look at all the countries in the EU who have no migrants. Czechia, hungary, poland, romania, baltics, croatia, bulgaria etc.
You did it to yourself and now you ll also commit economy-suicide.
Good job
Sure. Point fingers for whatever good that does ya.
>too scared
Not sure that's the motivation but whatevs
EU migrants come from those countries because life is better here. I lived in Poland. It's a shithole. No wonder they come here. Watch what happens when we close our borders and the blacks and mudslimes start realising a commie block is still better than a mud hut.
>WTO is looking virtually inevitable now.
>He doesn't know how British politics work...
Mate, if there is one certainty about British politics is that your a teethless dog which barks and barks and barks, then hides behind a heap of shit.
>You think the EU is forcing immigrants down your throat or something?.
Brits unironically think it was the EU which made Pakistanis, Indians, Bangladeshis, Nigerians etc. legally migrate to the UK under British immigration laws...
And what did you do to Czechoslovakia, Poland, Holland, France, Austria...? No one made the right decisions.
Looking forward to the UK imploding after Brexit. Brits are by far the dumbest people in Europe.
Listen to me gypsy, Do you know what is between The Middle East/Africa and the UK? Europe. Do you know what we have freedom of Movement between because of the EU? Europe. Do you know who grants the brown hoard Citizenship? Europe. They are then free to come to the UK. Sure it wont solve all of our problems with immigration but it will at least put those cuckolds between us and the literal millions of immigrants coming towards us. It’s a good start. It will also mean subhumans like you will no longer be able to come here. The economy will take an initial dip as we reorganise our trade deals but over the next year will be even stronger.
>I lived in Poland. It's a shithole.
Britishness exposed. Pic related is Krakow, Poland. Now post some British shithole like Manchester or London or Birmingham.
come on then hanz lets fookin ave ya
Someone had to teach you to stop invading your neighbours. It seemed to be working till you changed tack.
York
Yeah, it's incredible how retarded the snaggle toothed island monkeys are.
>how will the UK ever recover?
London
You tested our bark before fritz. We chewed your bollocks off for a generation.
No deal gives us the most freedom to sink or swim on our own merits. I don't share your optimism, unfortunately, I don't think they'll let us leave without a deal. It'll be a bad deal cobbled together at 2 minutes to midnight. I hope we leave without a deal though.
>moving BACK to Barcelona
>london
Come on man, there are lots of beautiful places in London.
On topic I hope there will be no brexit deal. I also hope that this forces the UK to create an Atlantic Union with Norway so that we can escape to it. The AU would work like the EU should have worked, that is, free trade but keep some demands on which states are allowed to join.
Also no Germans.
About the only decent bit you left standing. Most of it is pic related.
What I don't understand about the EU is why they didn't do literally anything at all in order to placate the UK public and prevent them from leaving. They didn't do anything, they didn't move an inch, they didn't offer anything. It is surely in their interest to keep the UK in, yet they were unwilling or unable to make a single point of compromise to extend an olive branch to prevent us leaving. Their intransigence and inflexibility is definitely responsible for Brexit in some way.
Any sources for that accusation?
>Mate, if there is one certainty about British politics is that your a teethless dog which barks and barks and barks, then hides behind a heap of shit.
London
>upset brown people
Hahahaha
Because the EU is supposed to be where you want to be, and so if you don't want, there is no one who will stop you from leaving.
They're like the girl you left that refuses to return your music collection and clothes.
when Brits bravely incinerated German civilians who were not even involved in the war and had no lasting strategic impact, brings a tear to me eye so it does
Probably had a fight with his boyfriend and is being an overdramatic fagola about it
What was the name of the law that dictates the refugees have to seek asylum in nearest safest country?
I know it originated from UK.
Manchester
Read that. Provides no evidence of mass rapes by British.
Any part of Germany
>crying gypsy
Ahahahaha
Ironic.
Remember it was your bigoted democracy that voted for Brexit
>hurr durr INDEPDENANCE hurr durr FUCK THE POLES