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Yes, Texans are going to start turning blue as they now lack an air supply because they're cringing so hard right now.

Hello fellow spics millennials. Please share me in your Facebook (((memes)))

wow he is so rad man. imagine if he becomes president and skateboards into his inaguration

Howdy fellow millennial hispanics.

Came in for fellow kid memes, left satisfied.

Did he lose his drivers license after he got drunk and did a hit and run on an innocent person, who died? Does this explain why he rolls on a skateboard. Is the sk8board the only thing with four wheels that he is allowed to transport himself with?

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YOUR MOVE TRUMP

there you go, update the file

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He's had two instances where he got in trouble with the law
dallasnews.com/news/politics/2018/08/31/beto-orourke-faces-new-questions-1998-dwi-arrest-punk-rock-phase

>omg omg our politicians should be able to skateboard!
Kys soon

thanks to his judge dad at the time got the dwi dismissed

Absolutely pathetic pandering.

Pokemon Go Go vote, right ?!

the left is so pathetic.

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Edgelord o'rouke sippin 'skis behind the wheel and listening to Nirvana. Very cool and I'm a democrat now

Whoever made this is a genius
I loved pepe hillary memes in 2016

>"Well hello younglings, look at me! I'm old but still hip haha"

funny cause thats the last time white men could get elected to be democrat was the fucking 90s

Beto eats tacos with a fork.

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Underrated

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Beto is the same age as Cruz

His name is Robert O'Rourke. All Zodiac has to do is call him by his actual name.

Or he could just start calling him Beta.

>tfw gf dragged me to that event yesterday and I saw that cringe

I was on the balcony level

Did he do a flip?

haha you fucking cuck leave texas

Does she tell you what to wear too?

lol i bet she does and fucks big nigger dicks in front of him lol

I heard Beto was falling behind in the polls, but I didn't think he'd be THIS desperate for votes.

I’m black and I’m getting my absentee ballot and voting red in Texas at midterms. Fuck Beta O’Cucke.

>Hod do you do, Fellow voting public?

>jews
>using Christ
Ahahahaha. They can use christians and whatever ape cattle they own, but not Christ.

I took the time to make it, I wanna see some people save this locally.

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thanks nigger every vote counts also tell your nigger family and friends to vote cruz

Yeah I recently got back into it after years of not even touching a board. I don’t do tricks anymore, I got big trucks and big wheels with crazy bearings and bomb hills with my buddy. Forgot how Zen it is to flow between traffic.

Pretty good.

The fuck? It's not the happy-go-lucky 90's anymore. I bet this was Beto's idea too.

kill yourself dipshit

This is fucking Poochie tier.
youtube.com/watch?v=AySXu8x-RnA

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SNAP

we are so fucked.

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lol Cruz is going to lose because he decided to bow to Israel and Trump instead of getting anything done

How the fuck can you live in Texas and support a ban on individuals boycotting a foreign country?

Beta sucks Israeli cock too shill

Does the left realize how cringy they've become?

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>poke-y-mon go to the polls
>white supremacist frog
>white supremacist OK gesture
some junkies don't ever hit rock bottom

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Hold on a second.

I didn't know left votes were legal?

I thought we have independent and republican.

I guess they can vote left, not counted, and then get deported for a crime.

Someone find my easy button.

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It's funny because Bill Clinton getting elected and flooding the country with 30 million beaners is the entire reason why white men aren't Democrats anymore

I was going to vote for Cruz but he's such a fucking square.
>anti-pot
>not born in Texas
>can't skateboard
>sucks israeli cock

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resorting to bart Simpson tier nonsense. he's done. he'll go the way of Howard dean

found the shill

Came to post this

Good job. Now for your reward, do you want to be called a faggot or a retard?

You're fucking lame and your girlfriend dreams of sucking off Beta O'Rourke.

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what's a skateboard

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Ted “Canadian presidential candidate” Crus wants to make this post illegal, so vote for him

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the desperation ride.

Cruz needs to drive a tank over a pile of skateboards in his rally

>hello my fellow 4channers i too hate israel and we should vote agiants people that support israel like these republicans
>what? Democrat canidate supports israel too? You must be some sort of jewish person to think that, and as a 4channer i do not like jewish people!

The only skatebording in texas is longboarding college kiddies. he even got the type of skateboard wrong

kek

Keked and checked

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Texan here. I thought he was a fag before but this really tops all of his faggotry

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jeb puts on a hoodie/10

Im pretty sure at this point he is Jeb Bush in disguise

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>not coming out with a kickflip/dabbing
4/10

Seriously though that was a dumb fucking move. If he would have fallen it would have been over. The cost/reward there was not even close.

Who would you vote for?

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Political cringe of the year?

"Please Clap" is still the best political cringe of all time.

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youre a loser user
aim higher

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Did Justin Trudeau and frau merkel have a kid that lived?

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we're fast approaching Peak Fellow Kids

>Approaching
We already approached it. He skateboarded into a Whataburger.
youtube.com/watch?v=SwizfmPNrH8

Does he have a licence for that skateboard?

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And don't forget to Pokemon Go! to the polls, fellow kids!

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Wow, does she pick out your clothes in the morning? You don't deserve to breathe Texas air you fucking faggot.

>being this pussy whipped

looks fresh af

And you say that monarchies are bad.

I'm starting to think that democracy will only make society more and more dumb.

Look at this shit only to draw attention.

>rather would vote for Ted Cruz
you are lost user

Can confirm, Californians still skateboard.

>*shwooosh*
>yeah high five, I r3wl
>guise look at how k3wl he is pls share this we need dis to go viral omg so randum xD this is SO Beto xPP absolute madman share this tho

Beto is getting his pussy stomped. Cruz has 10pt lead. Go neck yourself faggot

It's so pathetic watching the left try to be unconventional and alpha like Trump.

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I would do that. He's just like me and so I will vote for him.

Pussy antifa getting their asses kik'd in Portland
youtu.be/NyzTFrEQDr0

wait, so now polls aren't bullshit?

Fpbp
This is almost as cringe as Hillary Clinton’s hot sauce in her bag on hot 97

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>Beaner

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