Was he a commie?

...was that the Disney version?

no, he stole from communists that taxed people A LOT

Taxation is theft, he was just getting his shit back

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Worse he was a neoliberal anarchist. A good christian would have obeyed the king that was CHOEN by god and went to die in the holy desert to liberate the holy city from the palesti... i mean saracens...

No, Robin hood only stole from the rich. A true commie would have robbed everybody.

>lives in feudal Europe
>literal aristocracy, king owns you
>no social mobility, born a serf die a serf

I hate commies but if ever there was justification for "spreading the wealth around" that was it.

/fucking thread

Underrated.

This is commie!

>be the most handsome fish in the ocean
>other fish want your stuff in exchange for "friendship"
>you give in because of peer pressure
>now all fish are equally ugly

This is some commie bullshit.
Hurr durr you have to give to make friends.

whoops forgot pic

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American understanding of medieval history

>why, I think that's Achoo
>bless you
>no, I said Achoo
>a Jew, here?!
Based Mel Brooks even knew Jews didn't belong in Western Europe

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He was a fucking ego tripper.

That'll do, Brit, that'll do

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he didnt rob the rich he robbed the tax collectors to disrupt prince johns plans and collect the ransom for king richard, was was a gorilla fighter

So he was a retard.

No he was moral and didn't only care about himself

>be serf
>be christian
>marry a virgin
>rent land
>pay 10% of produced goods

>be atheist
>marry your trans cousin
>be 9 to 5 slave
>rent flat
>pay 50% in taxes

Yeah it really must have sucked economically to pay 10% flat tax instead of 50%.

he was a saxon bandit fighting against the normans

This

>be serf
>be christian
>marry a virgin
>rent land
>pay 10% of produced goods
The fuck sort of magical fairy land history are you reading? Maybe the lords who got to write the magna carta had that. Everyone else got fuck all, all their goods went to the lord except what was enough to feed them, in exchange for the lords "protections". They married whoever their parents set them up with, likely some pox faced bint that the lord or his men (or the local priest) threw a few shots into so her dad could have a couple extra bowls of slop. Likely having terminated a couple pregnancies with ergot or just straight out lied and said it was your kid cause you were too fucking stupid to know how long pregnancies were just assuming they came and went with seasons.

Feudal life was shit, it's why they made up stories like robin hood.

boldoutlaw.com/robages/robages2.html
this site has pretty good info.

Christ almighty I hate Americans. Your understanding of political ideology and history is a joke. Your movies are shite and a mockery of my culture. No wonder your country is broken beyond repair and yank posters can do nothing more than impotently criticise everyone else.

>and then Robin Hood redistributed the money to himself and let everyone starve

ironic, since your perception is that of a hollywood film and yet you call his mostly accurate view the one based on fairytales.

>Was he a commie?
and a nigger

>No, he stole from the tyrannical king who was practicing theft(taxation). Read a book.

the king is the issuer of money, the king mints the coins moron

he can not steal something that is his possession

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Where we're going we need no roads

No, it's not like he was taking from the poor and watching them starve to death

White Knight.

yup

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Ten percent of produced goods. Because ur a fucking serf and all that can be taken from you is ur fukkin bread.

Better not hunt in the kings forest.

Imagine licking this much boot.

paying %10 of your bean and wheat and pig stock sure beats paying 50% of money today where we have advanced technology and sheit.

bt prince john was the king, richard was, prince john was the traitor, how the fuck does no one know the story of robing hood?

He stole from the taxman and gave it back to the people.

wasnt*

Kek

Fuck off kike, monarchy was 1000x better for 99% of whites than the materialist jew hell we live in today. We’re all thralls now instead of serfs

Should he have binned it?

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Serfs worked for only half the year, all of them married qt virgins at age 16, had guaranteed housing and nobody ever told them they had to tolerate fags, niggers, and jews shitting up their neighborhood. Their wives couldn’t divorce rape them and were legally obligated to fuck and cook on demand

>airstrip one

I think you will fit in quite well in the post-automation society where you have little to worry about but all power and wealth is controlled by hereditary elite.

The monarchists have one thing right, not all people deserve free agency in society.

He was a falseflag.

That's the Pied Piper

top kek

If I recall right he was a former solder of Simon de Montfort who was the reason the Parliament existed.

You don’t have any free agency in jewSA either senpai.
>hey goy we’re going to keep you working like a dog 24/7 through nonstop inflation, don’t forget you are free
>hey goy we’re going to turn your women into total whores and brainwash your children in a marxist school, don’t forget you are free
>hey goy we are going to take half your money to pay for our wars, don’t forget you are free
>hey goy we’re going to fill your neighborhood with fags and shitskins and if you complain you’re a bigot and will be cut off from wageslaving and will starve, don’t forget you are free
>hey goy you get to vote for a puppet who will give us more of your money for our wars or a puppet who will give more free money to shitskins destroying your neighborhood, don’t forget you are free

>commie
Yeah

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Not politics.
Sage and report.

Wrong nigger now go kill yourself cuck

t. bootlicking nigger

I followed Cary Elwes on goybook and he claimed he got blocked by Trump on Twitter for calling him Prince Trumperdinck shortly after the election.
I like him though, this and Princess Bride are good movies.

yeah u right.

You should still deride past shit forms of society while working to unfuck the current shit society.

In the real story he was overtaxing them. Similar to a mob extorting protection money.

>Steals from the government to give back to random civilians of that government

He was either an anarchist or minarchist. He would be a commie if he didn't steal from the government, but the rich WERE the government at that time. So it's hard to tell.

pavement is overrated. just use bigger trucks with large off road tires. also fixing potholes on a dirt road is 100 times easier and cheaper than a paved one.

Except it wasn’t the king it was his brother prince John. Richard was away fighting in the crusades. Also the story or Robin Hood is really just the retelling of William Wallace remade into an English lord denied his house and betrayed by his country.

You cunts literally took the true story of William Wallace and then turned him into some twat English lord that lost his dads house. Pot meet kettle.

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