HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Jow Forums #BTFO >Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass.), who is gearing up for a potential 2020 presidential bid, has released a DNA test that suggests she has a distant Native American ancestor, part of an extraordinary effort to discredit President Trump and others who have questioned her claims about her heritage.
So shes 1 tenth of 1 percent indian? Thats within the margin of error.
Brayden Perez
Is she saying her kind raped a poor Native American
Adrian Turner
Rofl i cant believe this is real. Holy shit
Jaxson Ramirez
fucking this, this can backfire idiotically
Carter Lee
If she can claim to be native american for diversity quotas I can claim to be MENA
Camden Price
Homeopathic genetics. The new thing.
Lucas Allen
yeah her ancestor was obviously a colonizer rapist, we should ask the tribe for spirit testimony but unfortunately Warren's people killed them all so we'll have to use a ouija board
Chase Long
Is this one of the same orgs that add 0.1% black to every result just to fuck with white supremacists?
Elijah Fisher
Her great great great great great great great grandpa poke’d ahontas real good
I dont even think that satisfies the one drop rule
Logan Clark
they didn't even say she was native, they said her results "suggested" she might be, whatever the fuck that means. and now the media will say she was right, she was vindicated, even though that's not shown by proof, again. this is what democrats do. they lie.
Andrew White
So one of great great great grandparents was native. I think she has a strong claim to part of the profits of a casino.
Grayson Bell
Fuck I've got it going back 3-4 generations why the fuck didn't I get free education and minority status
Kevin Cooper
Doesn't even matter. She let the rumor linger far too long to stomp it out now, especially with an ambiguous test.
Aaron Young
This is so fucking funny, Trump better use this as ammunition
Did her ancestors arrive on Columbus's ship? 10 generations ago was a long fucking time ago. I'm 7th generation and we came over in 1830s. Some autistic user do some geneology and find out if this is even possible.
Charles Reyes
Time to start applying for those "minority grants" with your 3% "African Ancestry", thanks to deliberately tainted ancestry results :D
Bentley Gutierrez
Hahaha yeah use this Pocahontas. This surely won't piss off the natives.
Hudson Barnes
>1 tenth of 1 percent
It's called permille:
Jordan Reed
>a link to a new “fact squad” website that seeks to debunk critic VERRIT'S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
can i really get bennies for 3% nigger dna? I actually am 3% nig
Gavin Reyes
Considering that in such cases, it's usually the mother who raises the child, and that's the only apparent Native American contribution, it would be more likely that a Native man raped a white woman.
Andrew Hill
1/512
How god damn audacious!
Does she have no shame looking a real Native American in the eye and saying "hey brother"
Surely this makes her eligible, just like all of the Jews, for affirmative action.
Jackson Robinson
A mean generation is 27.5 years. 10 generations ago was 1743, a decade before the French and Indian wars.
Tyler Smith
Fur traders were fucking native bitches long before the actual American founding, all through the mid-1600s. It depends what this lying bitch's actual ancestry is.
But at least we can conclusively prove, even with her own unverifiable source, that she 100% defrauded Harvard.
Mason Parker
lmao she's less native than most white Americans
Jonathan Jenkins
This
Ian Cook
Underrated comment
Eli Bennett
I am 1/16th Creek Indian and I am shocked and appalled this fraud is claiming indian with so little blood. We should consider everyonr a minority if we go 10 generations back. Shit we could call everyone a slave owner if we went 10 generations back. Fuck man
David Baker
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Lincoln Bell
even fucking cnn says it: >Bustamante's analysis places Warren's Native American ancestor between six and 10 generations ago, with the report estimating eight generations. ONE ancestor around 8 generations ago. even Jow Forums would call that white
Ayden Adams
lmao
Lincoln Ortiz
This
John Martinez
BELIEVE WAHMEN
Julian King
i knew a guy who got an israeli citizenship for being 1% ashkenazi.
Connor Mitchell
Number 1, don't mock my ancestors Number 2, I just got an EBT card with 1500 a month on it Number 3, black lives matter
Daniel Jones
>extraordinary effort
yeah how much she paid for faking it? Same as Obama with his birth certificate already debunked twice by the cops but nobody caring about?
So... there is "evidence" that she MIGHT be 1/500th Native American. At best, it's 1/32. Literally doesn't even qualify to get benefits or be part of a tribe. Trump truly BTFO eternally this time!
I'm sorry I live in reality. No label is going to make get Indian. She's a white cunt to everyone , anyone that votes for her is voting for a white cunt, they know they are not voting for a Indian. The debate is pointless.
Bentley Thomas
How the hell are the people who cry "you're a racist if you say you have a black friend" cool with the old rich as shit white lady using "one of my great great great great great grandparents was a native so I'm native so give me affirmative action pls"?
Kek, the fact that she felt compelled to do this is hysterical. Trump wins by default.
Cameron Ward
Sheeit I just realized all us Amerimutts are probably about 1/32 black. We should all start saying nigger IRL.
Jonathan Morris
>the boston globe
James Collins
>Does she have no shame looking a real Native American in the eye and saying "hey brother"
3/4 Choctaw here. Like always, she'll find some leftist Indian, or worse, an "Indian" like her, who will call her valid. They always find one of us who will don a headdress and come out to do a jig for democrats and leftist causes.
Cameron Brooks
My wife is the descendent of 1600s fur trader's, not a stop of Indian blood in her. The inbreeding thing is a myth to create compassion for the savages, in reality the white settlers and natives were constantly fighting each other, anyone with native American blood in them is most likely the product of brutal rape.
Adam Mitchell
Shes the product of European expansion who raped a native American women and she cameout and was rejected by her tribe because she was too white to be in it lelz
Cooper Butler
What a degenerate. He married a w*man?
Justin Myers
>if 10 generations back >1/512 >if 6 generations back >1/32
How does this compute? So 10 generations back she was such a small percentage of feather nigger that the mixing must have been what like an additional 20 generations back? And then there was more mixing that happened 6 generations back?
I could buy the more mixing 6 generations back but the admixture of 1/512 as of 10 generations back implies that she was mixed with feather niggers like 600 years ago.
The only way that could be true.... Holy shit >inb4 shes the descendant of that missing jamestown girl from the real pocahantas story
Lincoln Perry
I was ecstatic when mine came back with no nigger or jew in it.
Brayden Morgan
Why the FUCK did she publish that lmao. This is basically proving Trump right.
Aiden Clark
Yeah, but now I'm gonna apply to African fellowships and the left can't call me on it because I'm more of a nigger than Warren is a savage.
Jordan Morales
here is the actual results as reported by the Boston globe
assets. documentcloud. org/documents/5002126/Elizabethwarrenresults. pdf
Christopher Gray
You have to be at least 12.5% to be accepted to a tribe and considered native. Shes failed
Samuel Barnes
Her lore days she's past Cherokee, part Delaware. How does the DNA compare to those tribes?
Landon Butler
Between 1 32nd and 1 512th. Literally not worth talking about and certainly not enough to fill out native American on an application.
Jacob Butler
>Microchimerism Did she take native sperm?
Jaxon Carter
I am 1/1024 Jewish, can I claim shekels and land in Israel?
Dominic Price
Oh wait I know what they did. They calculated what the percentage would be with a one time mix. 1/2 1/4 1/8 1/16 1/32 1/64 1/128 1/256 1/512. And then they forgot to fucking adjust their answer to show dilusion of the original mix in the way it would normally progress and left it so that it shows retrograde dilusion. These people are really fucking stupid wew.
Dylan Peterson
So.. she has about the same amount of random genetic markers as I do and I'm a pure bred Anglo saxon
Charles Harris
Too bad he's running 3rd party and splitting the vote against her.
