Elizabeth Warren is a native American

high cheekbones

I'm going to start claiming I'm spanish because they raped my ancestors in the 16th century so I'm obviously spanish.

This is true. Also, anything past 1 great grandparent isn't recognized legally, and she is far removed from that.

She should feel embarrassed, not vindicated, by this news report.

It's too bad the Irish mob didn't off Howie Carr when they had the chance

That feel when you're more native than this bitch. 1/16 GIBSMEDEMREPARATIINS

Fucking mutt

wait..... so that means the "under 1% rule" is now in affect? That means EVERYONE is fucking white

>HELLO MY FELLOW INDIGENOUS PEOPLES

Please scalp her for being so delusional

Hope she becomes president so we can have native american dressup day in both of our countries

Barely. She's definitely gunning for that 2020 nomination tho.

>one drop rule is a thing again because of Democrats

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>"I'm 0.10% native american, I'm a victim of oppression"

I have more neanderthal DNA than she has native DNA. She probably does, too

LOL. She fell for the trap and got her friend to lie for her. Yeah. BTFO.

>1/512
>Not even close to higher than the margin of error
Hilarious

WE WUZ INDIANS AND SHEIT

This...

>I'm a proud 1/512th Native American
This surpasses even the Amerimutt memes

Fuck her
t. 75% Seneca Native American

1/512th 10 generations ago, it doesn't even register, is made up

Actually it seems like it's not 1/512 but rather 1/1024.

>warren-addresses-native-american-issue
The analysis was done by Stanford University professor Carlos Bustamante, who is an expert in the field. It shows most of Warren’s ancestry is European, but a Native American relative appears in her family tree 6 to 10 generations ago.

Kek

This cunt's DNA has more in common with a chimpanzee than a native american

>1/2^10
Yeah, if it was 10 generations ago, which is the early 1700s give or take a few decades.

Probably statistical error in the testing process

1/512th African. Looks like I'm white bigots. Checkmate

I laughed

nice digits

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0.0009 % native American faggot

Native Americans in the US seem like a meme desu.
Just a bunch of white people who are 1/8th or 1/16th LARPing as Natives and dancing around with feather headdresses going on about muh proud heritage to get affirmative action.
To be considered as an actual Native American you should be at least 7/8th Native.

How % Native American she is?

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0.098%

1/1024, she's unironically the most white person the country

I'd be willing to bet a lot of money I'm significantly more "Native American" than she is.

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Lol 1/512 only counts if you have certified paperwork showing the traceback to the ancestor, otherwise its easily noise.

I wonder how many tests she did secretly this whole time until one showed 1/512 lol

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She may claim NatAm heritage but how many Censuses do you have to go back before any of her ancestors claimed to be anything but white?

le 0.56% face

My indian casino chip is more ethnic.

HAHAHAHAHAHA
6 to 10 generations is less than 1%
god these people are retards

So when is Trump going to donate that money he promised?

masslive.com/politics/index.ssf/2018/07/president_trump_attacks_sen_el.html

They corrected the story. It's now 1/1024

>getting a college prof tondo it
Yes, tondo did it, kemosabe.

Can anyone find the Cherokee Nations response to the Warren DNA test?

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Post her tribe and there will be an end to the violence.

You are, she is 3.1% Native American AT BEST, it can be as low as 0.195%.

He's gonna donate 0.0098% of it.

check out this bit
> The analysis of Warren’s DNA was done by Carlos D. Bustamante, a Stanford University professor and expert in the field who won a 2010 MacArthur fellowship, also known as a genius grant, for his work on tracking population migration via DNA analysis.

which is an appeal to authority so the "strong evidence" in
> Senator Elizabeth Warren has released a DNA test that provides “strong evidence’’ she had a Native American in her family tree dating back 6 to 10 generations

doesn't reek as much

POW WOW CHOW
>POW WOW CHOW
POW WOW CHOW
>POW WOW CHOW

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Based

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Myself, being an 1/8th Choctaw...she ain't native enough...most tribes don't accept anyone lower than 1/16th...and 3 or 4 gens back...Warren is as much of a "Native" as I am as a "Japanese"...fucking retarded shit lmao

literally has blond hair and blue eyes too, how the FUCK did she get away with it for so long?, who in there right mind could see this women as anything other than white?

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KEK

Just a honkey looking for gibs...anyone who buys into her "I'm Native American" LARP deserves to sleep in a woodchipper lmao

>proves Indian-ness by proving 99.99998% whiteness

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Didn't Kyrie Iriving end up being indian and gave some reservation 100k? I don't think they give a shit unless you pay to play :)

Why,gift her a bottle of whiskey and a "blankt" of course!

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She thinks she proved something

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Welp, looks like Shaun King and Rachel Dolezal are vindicated.

So at a bare minimum her Great Great Great Great Grandparent was Native American. That’s so stupid to think she would be considered Native.

She really is not the sharpest knife in the drawer is she?

My great grandma was full Navajo am I eligible for dem sweet prairie nigger gibs?

Fuck all people white war now!

She never said she was an injun just one of her ancestors were.

Is it possible for trump supporters to be not retarded for atleast an hour?

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It's settled then! 1/512 full indian confirmed. Boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo!

>braid hair
>cultural appropriation

>use 1/1024 Native American ancestry to take college scholarships from actual native Americans
>applauded

HOLY FUCK. NUKE EVERYONE PLEASE

>the results strongly support the existence of an unadmixed Native American ancestor.
this literally says nothing
RESULTS
SUPPORT
THE IDEA
THAT
THERE'S AN EXISTENCE
OF
NON-MIXED
NATAM NIGGER
so
results
support
idea
of existence
of
this is 4 levels of removal, four ways they can lie and say "well they only supported the idea"
what they are saying is "i didn't prove she wasn't"
that's all he's saying
this was DOWNRIGHT DIRTY
now someone has to get some DNA

so
she has less than an Avogadro's limit of native american in her or some shit lol

If she never said she was, they why did she tell Yale she was?

it's still damning what she did with her hair
STAY FOCUSSED
it doesn't MATTER
what MATTERS is she dressed up as an indian
she wore tight collars and parted her hair forward _as if she had braided hair_

Why do whites want to be Native American so badly?

Meanwhile Trump is 100% cheeto nigger

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and im fucking mongolian

Now I'm hungry

being a minority is valuable and 90% of whites won't pass off as hispanic, black, or asian, so native indian it is.

They should just say they're jewish though, it's so easy.

1/1000

hmmm to be a charokee you have to be 1/16 so she isnt indian

She pretended to be a minority in order to exploit their status in admission to Yale. She is a white person who pretended not to be to exploit. And now she has to keep bullshitting to cover her ass.

Impressive white purity.

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What does this mean for us Mutts? Do we get to claim every ancestory in our 56% gene pool?

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>She didn't use a reputable company, instead getting a college prof tondo it.

How can i get fake dna test results?

answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20180503145845AA7epBj

fakeababy.com/personalized-fake-dna-test/

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You will always be welcome home, son.

>Technically anyone born in America is a Native American.

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Hi Styx.