Hurry, kids! into the freedom bunker!

Why not just build stronger doors?

>start company that charges $10,000 per safety chamber
>use scare tactics to freak out all parents in the school division that "it's not a matter of if, but when we are the next school on the national news"
>profit a million dollars every time you scare a school board into buying your meme chamber

genius

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>We keep these giant metal prongs everywhere to fend off knife attackers.

What? Like a pitchfork or something?

just set the place on fire

>tfw it’s actually an incognito gas chamber

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They gas us now i guess

Why can't schools have just one armed security officer who is ex-military? Surely we have enough vets around who would enjoy the work.

> is that for mass shootings????
Yes, but more precisely it's to instill fears about school shooting that are statistically unwarranted.

That's actually a great idea.
But I would make it look more like a quiet reading room as opposed to an actual bunker.
I wonder what rating it has to stop ballistics?

There's more money to be made this way.

Hey man, attach a rocket booster to the base of that thing and I'm jumping in and shooting for the stars.

If you believe any of these false flag/hoax shootings then you do need to shoot your self.

>shoot through lock
>chuck in grenade
Wow so safe

Imagine having that in the classroom always staring at it thinking that at any moment a gunman could burst in and start shooting you.

This is a giant liberal tactic to create a bunch of gun hating children by making them afraid constantly about it when you have a higher chance of being hit by lightning.

Looks like a fucking death chamber, a dedicated mass shooter could install a bomb there beforehand, like one of those porte-monnaie with sections for cards, phone, passport and keys, all in one

Dont tell me Americans can buy hand grenades?
Really?

*slaps roof of the panic room*
This baby can stop so many bullets!*

**Please note, panic room cannot stop any round from an assault rifle, available for pennies at your local Wal-Mart convenience store.

God bless capitalism and stupid women.

lol reported

If you pay the tax stamp and pass the background check and get ok'd by the ATF yea you can.

Also, how quickly you would asphyxiate in there. Even with some basic ventilation

>jews first, we must protect the chosen people.

>school shooting happens
>kids run into freedom bunker
>some of the kids are so scared that they shit their pants in there
>it becomes a gas chamber

For real though, the people who support this don't stop to consider how fucked up shit has to be in order for this to even be considered a good idea.

I've always wondered why more school shooters don't use fire/explosives, especially how we get training on how to combat school shooters (lock door, hide away from windows, etc). All of that training would mean diddly in the case of fire/explosives

>be school shooter 2.0
>have guns just to herd kids into freedom bunkers
>drill hole to assemble gaschamber unit
>start holocaust 1.0 by actual gasing for bantz

Female teachers are just going to molest their students in these

> hide away from windows
Why just not jump out of it?

Schools don't get enough funding to expand the windows every year to accommodate the new average size of the American school child.

I can make something comparable. Pipe bombs are a redneck kids favorite toy.

You could probably cause pretty heavy casualties just going to some empty class room and setting it on fire and then going to the main entrance with your gun. The fire alarm would blare, and people would start to shuffle out of the building en masse, and you'd be waiting. They'd then panic and run away, trampling each other.

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I'd like to get in that little room naked and have myself one hell of a gangbang with those kids. Even the males.

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Because PTSD army guys are the ones who do the shooting lmao

>Some 7 year old slams a book on his desk
>PTSD schizo: REEEEEE

> a dedicated mass shooter
> dedicated
> mass shooter
Mass shooters in general are irritable spergs with short attention span. Planning(imagination) usually doesnt go further than "i got a gun pew-pew gazillions of my enemies are dead and everyone else is shaking in fear of my godly power", and if goes - fails miserably.

Yeah, but only with two prongs, and the ends aren't sharp.

>Shooter runs around outside the thing, what now?
>Piles up desks in front of shelter,starts fire
Problem solved

people would start asking question like like
>where did a school student get his hands on explosives

>freedom bunker
>not "hiding from the Jews who want to gun us down for no good reason using children who they mentally eviscerated using trauma, garbage, and a psychotic Islamist CIA asset who left his dead son around"

lmao OP you write good jokes

>yfw you realize the same logic can be applied to firearms sales

What was it about women that you were saying, lmao

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stoneman douglas was full of police and ex-military who worked on school grounds.

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Kek

Any yahoo can, and always has, been able to make a pipe bomb. In current year you can make guns via 3D printer, but I doubt a school shooter would go through that much effort for a shitty 1shot plastic gun

Dunno about that, after a while of shooter drills you may find a diminishing amount of fat kids. Takes a lot to have that much chub to accelerate itself out of a window. Do that every week and we might have some what fit kids.

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These npc faggots will go to the most humiliating lengths to avoid arming themselves and taking responsibility for their safety and embracing their masculine nature. I used to empathize with those scared of school shootings, but now I just think they invite their own demise by steadfastly refusing to take effective action to protect themselves.

I would bet money they gonna have a school shooting involving 3d printed gun at some point

>fat kids lose weight to prevent being prey for school shooter predators
the circle of life is magical.

So what happens when they are inside this bunker and the building gets set on fire?

In a school with recently installed metal detectors.

at that point a jew shill of one of the dead kids goes on the twitter and says they need more layers of security so it never happens again.

Then they start selling chambers that are quadruple the price that are fire retardant and have an oxygen tank in them

None of the many, many firearms I own were purchased for any practical reason.

it's like a game no one can win except people making the money

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>in America, everything is a conspiracy to sell you things
>European socialism? fucking Commie!

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Some of the kids might enjoy it. They might have fun, which on it's own is dangerous to the NPC factory of public education.
Kikes eat for free.

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When you have to go to these extremes to protect your children, isn't it time to just rethink your gun laws?

Holy fuck who designed that child death trap?

Yeah, like making schools not gun free zones anymore.

Where was that hospital where the doctor shot the shooter and then got fired because gun free zone?

Did you know that you're retarded?

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You forgot the next part
>use the proceeds to discretely fund pro-gun campaigns and the NRA
>also use it to fund your own personal firearms collection

At least the kids are white.

nah, just the trannies. even retards can be productive ditch-diggers someday

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Someone that appreciated fun. Kid knew the risks, even did a flip into the Tendon Snapper. This is what fun used to be back in the day.

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this whole story is such a fake out. whole purpose is to shine a light on trans fags

0.002% chance of being in a school shooting but hey, anything to fear monger!

Why are they all wearing brainwashing-color?

Anyone got some detailed info about these things? Doesnt look like it is rated for rifle rounds.

Better than kids getting assraped by muzzies in countries that don't have guns.

yeah, a bright red laser light

the real question is why there are trans kids in middle school

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>isn't it time to just rethink your laws?
This. Make murder illegal.

>Be 8-year-old sleeper accomplice of shooter.
>Huddle up with rest of class in cocoon.
>Pull out your sawed off Red Ryder BB gun and start shooting.

I think I spent half my time watching this show thinking of how much pussy I could score if I looked like Zac.

Don't forget your pussy hats!

this is just a cheap compromise. Real red blooded americans reject the idea of public schools as communist

So I was going to shit talk the thing because >bulletproof is so overused but it looks like the entire thing is a bolt together AR500 3/8" sheet

Not bad but id be interested in seeing how they do against explosions or pouring gasoline under the door

>wait, which bunker do we put alex in?

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Good choice.

I’m pretty sure those are for tornados. I saw a report on them in Teaxas before. Unless they have upgraded them.

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>tfw you will never have a freedom bunker
why even live?

That’s hilarious. At some point some people are so abused and discarded by literally everyone it becomes funny.

Here are the details, with images of ballistic tests: shelterinplace.com

because God isn't allowed in middle school

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this country is insane

If civilians weren't allowed to have weapons these would be unnecessary.

why not just make the classroom door bulletproof?

Because you would need to do walls, ceilings and floors as well

The edge on this one.

Just stop and go away.

Another edgelord. Fuck off.

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