Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - Polacken Raus Edition

Happening stream:
youtube.com/watch?v=jIdBMKthAvc

>upcoming state elections
Hesse: Oct. 28 2018 #ltwhe
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/landtage/hessen.htm
Hessian goys may sign up as election observers
wahlbeobachtung.de/

>Polls
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/

>Meme Collections
postimg.cc/gallery/nhhpfo06/
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw

>Counter culture
youtube.com/watch?v=3QsQdKKB-cg
gab.ai/xurious
radical-esthetique.tumblr.com/
de-de.kikebook.com/WolfPMSneu/
arcadimagazin.de/

>Get active
afd.de/mitglied-werden/
identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
einprozent.de/mitmachen

>AfD rekking shitlibs in the Reichstag (english sub)
youtube.com/watch?v=sQlI281RY58
youtube.com/watch?v=GOCpLe1rGIk
youtube.com/watch?v=wZ66coDh14s

>AfD speeches in Bundestag (german)
[post 3 most recent and most shitposty/redpilling/dank speeches]
youtube.com/watch?v=G_67-sqD0h8
youtube.com/watch?v=oLuNr93-yJg

>Einzelfall map, case log
google.com/maps/d/viewer?ll=50.81216753012352,11.303021784765633&z=6&mid=13VaJa8XDU1vklF9xamz2kVQNJxk

>Kraut/pol/ OP pasta
pastebin.com/raw/jpBzKTq8

>A f D W A V E
youtube.com/watch?v=oSZoLXHSakE
youtube.com/watch?v=f1fQtwWnvBA

>REDPILLS 4 NORMIES
faz.net/aktuell/feuilleton/debatten/integration/gastarbeiter-die-kunst-des-missverstehens-11502703.html
refcrime.info/en/Crime/Chronology
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steemit.com/@derhorus

Tasks:
Make memes and propaganda for Germany
Spread and share said propaganda and memes on social media
Always believe and have trust in Germany and the German people
Beware of defeatist and leftist trolls

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OP is a trap

Really?

>Täter führte Gaskartuschen mit sich
wait, what?
have I missed something, was he planning to gas.. I'm sorry, to chemically clean the filther Kölner?

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to cause an explosion you brainlet

can confirm he was posting on Jow Forums a while ago

true

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repost from old thread

>le ebin Mastertroll eks dee
>gets on average Shill Level instantly
Master Kerstinposter you dissapoint me
Schulz holds you in so high esteem


well the Specialist must know :D

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calm down, I already got it that you had a long day
your are not the only one

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ok, now they are recycling maymays

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>gas

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>the face of Kraut/pol/

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dat's right

> er hatte die harte Schule des Lebens
> er zeigt es den intellenten Gymnasiern

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>Hillary lost because her plan was 99D Chess and the average dumb voter couldnt understand

this is a new level of damage control, and it came just 1 year after she lost the election

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Well, that took a lot longer than:
>Russia did it!

>intellenten
well now I know for certain you only saw a school from the outside

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>GAS!

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goddammit, I should stop watching this documentaries

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he joined the Green party in prison (for real)

What kind of game is merkel playing? Dreidel?

Kerstin should really vote AfD. They want to reopen all those Förderschulen the lefties closed.

> this guy
not even (you)ing him, falling for every shit.

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He will be pic related's new minister of ecologically produced food.

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>The Exterminator

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>Kerstin should really vote AfD. They want to reopen all those Förderschulen the lefties closed.
es ist ja in ihrem eigenen Interesse

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that is exactly how I imagine tay bot

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When i was a teen, i was always equipped with Gaskartuschen, a Sahnespender and balloons.
That's why i am on Jow Forums now.
>inhale - exhale
>pic somehow related

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Rock, paper, scissors.

She is the rock.

Good catch

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wew, the newsticker is pure gold

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would certainly explain the manly hands

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The funny part is that you took the ironic joke someone made about the fact that something proven to be a myth could be projected onto a new situation of it seemingly recurring right now but even then in an exaggerated and joking way as some sort of confusion on their part.
Amazing.

mean NaziTV and former Nazi24 now WELT?

Kek, who is that?

Didn't your mom teach you that irony isn't working online?

>What kind of game is merkel playing?
the game is called "who can ruin his country faster?"
for 2-3 years Greece was leading, but Merkel had the Refugee ace up her sleeves

It's a joke desu.
>Ich bin GANZ intellent!
>Ich habe 5 Silvester Bilolie und Mathetik Stuhliert!!!
Ist aber boomer-tier (und ich mag es natürlich).

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>Corrected for authenticity

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Ah, that is a recent pet peeve of mine. Germany is pretty shitty at building elites.

It does try hard, sure. Separates the kids into those that will later go to university as a matter of course (Gymnasium) and those for whom that will be an uphill battle they are likely to lose at age 10 (Realschule). Now that could work if the kids at the Gymnasium were taught lots of useful things and pushed hard to become leader material. More intelligent, stronger, more resourceful, just plain better at lots of things - or capable of doing stuff the average normie can't do. Instead they're taught to feel superior because they learned Latin and laboured their way through essays about a whole lot of "canonical" literature they never understood.

That's how you grow vegan hipsters who vote the Greens and hate Germany because mumble-mumble old white men and themselves because something-something check your privilege. And who are irgendwie irgendwie (the German equivalent of the Valley Girl's "and then I was like").

Give me a based Realschueler any time.

Didn't your mother love you enough to keep your ass drug-free?

Well g-ddarn, perhaps I should leave this place.
Only overconfident fools would deny spending much time around one environment molds one to such if the time spent there is spent there intentionally.

Germshit obsession with Poles never cease to entertain me.

You should've been all castrated after war.

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My parents are anti-drugs, they don't even drink.

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>Ist aber boomer-tier
thats what i thought
put a burger king crown on the head

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youtube.com/watch?v=KC7-Q1dPa_c

I miss him

>irony isn't working online
Now, first of all I would like to have you know that my behavioural psychologist tried to bring me closer to a understanding of the concept of "irony", on- and offline.
Second of all I would like to pontificate that despite my mental deficiencies I still am able to discern most irony when I am online.
pastebin.com/raw/hdyrc480

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>my behavioural psychologist
yikes

Lel. Is it actually true that in your boomer-tier Q-type "conserva"cuck circles there is the conspiracy that the (((EU))) is somehow the "4th Reich" or some shit like that?

god bless ntv and N24 for screenshots like these

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Honesty is the first step ecksdeeh.
Truth be said, I was still a kid back then and after that the behavioural therapy was pretty much a meme, I still want to die and now more than ever after... how long... woah, it's already 4.5 years now. I might end up a pretty bad wreck desu.

so you're saying bavaria went from 0% to 11%
not fucking bad lads
deutschland erwache

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A German cannibal

Up there with Fritzl for ‘creepy Europoor’

Everybody is freaking out about the Greens getting so big, but the result of the AfD is actually quite good considering that it's Bavaria.

>I still want to die
Stop being a fucking pussy. If you kill yourself the other will win.

slow and steady
like a good pasta

Are you sure that your therapist wasn't ironic if he teached you about irony?

11% afd i mean

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Closing those was another one of these „in your face, you will like it someday“ actions, that will just make eugenics very popular

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It basically is on an institutional level. National governments are merely Gauleitungen. It just lacks a strong foundation myth based on ancient memes like in the third Reich, empowering the population to work for the benefit of the nation. Instead the foundation myth is a Christian guilt could resulting in individual suicide, weakening the construct at its very base, the youth

It kinda is, it's not even an conspiracy theory. Germany greatly benefits from EU, more than any other country, maybe besides the Netherlands.

not so fast

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Hm, he is a handsome cannibal, though.
Honestly, if it weren't for the hormones human flesh probably wouldn't be an issue, but scientists have seen from irl cases how especially the brain can really fuck the perpetrators up if eaten.
Though I never understood the idea why one would want to get the proteins from human meat specifically.

>the Greens
i wouldn't worry about those fucking clowns mate
they'll be eating each other once they get a whiff of power

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how did you know?

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>Wem die Jugend gehört, dem gehört die Zukunft!
Yes, it's pretty fucked up. But alas the NPC willl only react once his creature-comforts are taken away, which, all DOTaRds and RAHOWhAcks aside, will probably not happen "on time".

Eh, you do have to be careful about who and what "Germany" really is.
The mechanisms by which benefit is made in the EU simply is a function of the national currencies.
I heard that even though the € is individually interchangeably by country it is still only a pseudo-uniform currency, which is at the root of much of the problems for the EU.
Don't quote me though.
I can tell you though, it's not really a benefit for any sort of local instance, it is by and large global, rootless elements that profit.

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schade dass sich der kulturbereicherer in köln nicht in die luft gejagt hat, hätte bestimmt paar sozis und grünenwähler getroffen

killed and cut another dudes dick off, with consent tho, cooked and ate parts of it
shit happened like a decade ago

Watching happenings, drinking Knockando 12 and listening to Bogdanoffs auto scooter techno. Is there a smoother way sliding out of Monday?

youtu.be/HbXj2OGXFjI

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there is a long interview with him out there on jewtube. the cannibalism was a sexual thing for him, and he also was a degenerate fegget. the first thing he ate of his fegget lover was the dick, kek

i know but need more proofs for scientific reasons

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this
it was a dumb decision that sounded good for those that cant think about consequences.
it was another politicial campaign to be more "inclusive and diverse"
look at Gesamtschulen
>Gymy-Schüler werden runtergezogen
>Ausländeranteil sehr hoch
>Gewalt und Drogen
>Lehrer überfordert
>Sonderschüler können nicht integriert werden ohne das ein Lehrer nur für sie alleine zuständig ist
>Stunden fallen aus ohne ende
and as always the people that were in charge will not stand responsible for what they´ve done
the whole concept is retarded - pun intended - and it will drop Germany even further on PISA ratings of europe

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nice!
saved

>In the McD: Sozis
>In the apothecary: CDU
>In the vegan hipster cafe in the VIP wing: greens

>paywalled
bost archive plox

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Yo

>Partei der Wohlstandskinder

And here is the problem. Talent, leadership skills, ambition are genetically determined. There is no way to teach this, although you can teach the 'lessers' to mimic certain attributes of these select few.
You may only provide a steady flow of information to those few actually capable of the previously mentioned virtues.
Now for the generational problem ... I assume that those 'select few' are the result of chance reassembly of a genetic heritage by now thorougly fragmented and spread over the population's bulk. Following Mendellian law (yes it is more complicated but for my purpose here they will suffice) you run a big risk that your progeny (even if both parents are 'high quality') will NOT inherit the threshold amount from the set of superior genetic variants to be considered part of the 'select few'. Having several children may possibly still produce a lucky hit.

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Evening Krauts!

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>Sexual
>Faggot
Amazing, I should have assumed it.

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Grüzi, "Friend."

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Hallo Bergjude! ^^

Hello there!

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>the first thing he ate of his fegget lover was the dick

How uncultivated.

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lel, didnt you said you dont like being potrayed as a jew? :D

now you can join the Trio

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ANDRE POGGENBURG IS A KEK

How are things going in Krautland? You know the UK is a shit hole, but all in all, how's Germany?

Oy vey, that's anti-semitic to believe a man who wrists his hand with a hunched back is jewish!
SEIZE THIS MAN!

My Merchant is low quality anyway.

>Hello there!
General Toblerone!
You are a bold one

I think it is also a factor of negative environment effect: While you can't use environmental effects to push someone above the limits of his genetical potential, you sure as hell can ruin it.

oh vey ids anudda shoah!!!

>My Merchant is low quality anyway.
flip the smile and add some details on the face and its perfect, seriously, good work

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i flipped the mouth intentionally. was supposed to look displeased as i usually am.

>i flipped the mouth intentionally. was supposed to look displeased as i usually am.
well forget what i said about the smile :D

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there was a hostage situation at the köln central station caused by a self proclaimed daesh member (=shitskin) today
tells you all you need to know