/hue/volution - Drinking PITU Edition

Bolsonaro's new ad for TV youtu.be/acHIPvWwSbc
Thread theme youtu.be/y4YLN0ZQdyk
17 youtu.be/2N14a0jA39Q

Kekistan flag at rally youtu.be/OmAVkOiA1-k

>2nd round polls: BOLSONARO 59% X HADDAD 41% (BTG)
Bolsonaro vs. Haddad run-off will happen in October 28th.

>1st round results
Jair Bolsonaro 46.26%
Fernando Haddad 28.95%

-- BACKGROUND

Jair Bolsonaro is the front-runner in Brazil's presidential election. He is a conservative Christian, pro-gun, a former army captain, and the only candidate with no corruption charges against him. He's looking to modernise the lethargic Brazilian economy with the aid of UChicago economist Paulo Guedes. He wants to align Brazil's foreign policy with Western nationalist governments against the influence of China, Eurasianism and regional socialism (Venezuela and Cuba). He has a hard stance on crime and supports increasing the power of police forces and the army to tackle Brazil's drug and violence problems. Under heavy fire from the media and academia, with an extremely restricted campaign budget, and having survived an assassination attempt, Bolsonaro's presidential run is nothing short of extraordinary.

JB's antagonist in the presidential race is Fernando Haddad, a sociologist, former minister of education under Lula and former mayor of São Paulo. He's running for the left-wing Labour Party (PT) under the guidance of former president Lula, who is currently in prison after being convicted for corruption and money laundering. PT had been the ruling party in Brazil for 13 years, but is facing high rejection in the polls after a police investigation uncovered the largest known corruption scheme in Brazilian history, which PT architected.

MORE INFORMATION: pastebin.com/raw/fuZH3p7g

-- VIDEOS

Interview that made him famous youtu.be/041YPJI5zz8
Compilation of some of his talks youtu.be/U0MBcUAf21k

Previous thread:

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=5kcGJDXLRCk
oantagonista.com/brasil/campanha-de-bolsonaro-teme-novo-atentado/
twitter.com/BR17MG2018/status/1051695279102144512
oantagonista.com/brasil/ue-ciro/
noticias.r7.com/eleicoes-2018/realtime-big-data-bolsonaro-tem-59-e-haddad-41-de-votos-validos-15102018
youtube.com/watch?v=SLb93DdIz-o
www12.senado.leg.br/ecidadania/visualizacaoideia?id=75242
independent-studies.com/article/o-plano-de-guerra-de-lula
independent-studies.com/article/american-influence-on-the-brazilian-elections
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

First for Soros death

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Jair Bolsonaro visita o BOPE.

youtube.com/watch?v=5kcGJDXLRCk

oantagonista.com/brasil/campanha-de-bolsonaro-teme-novo-atentado/


You didn't really think it would be that easy, did you

twitter.com/BR17MG2018/status/1051695279102144512
Video of haddad commenting about Open society and a meeting with George Soros

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TIOZÕES DO HIROSHIMA NAGAZAP VÃO FAZER O PAÍS GRANDE NOVAMENTE

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Está encomendado.

>Ciro fags coming back in 2022
>He promised to abandon politics if he lost in 2018

oantagonista.com/brasil/ue-ciro/

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xth for the only true anime br grill

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>nossa bandeila nunca selá velmelha

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Falta o dominó e uma corrente com crucifixo nele

GRADUADO NAO EH DROGADO
send this to a deputy
help in the creation of this project

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GLUB GLUB

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I unironically wish Pitu will fall for the Tiozão memes and release an Ad featuring him (without the gun to avoid leftist drama ofc). Post the "plot" as a reply for this post.

>uma Ó ENE G
>que pesquisa boas práticas
Puta que pariu esse árabe filho da puta é uma mistura de FHC com Laerte

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The guy from no game no life is brazilian if i am not mistaken

Meu tio estava 30 anos sem votar, fez o corre atrás do título só pra poder votar no Bolsonaro.
Falou que irá se armar até os dentes quando ele for eleito, que irá ter arma até dentro da privada pra estar preparado quando estiver cagando.

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I want it so much that I'd be willing to contribute money for the Ad.

Reminder that this is our new flag

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Where's the bulge?

Checked

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>Mas o que é isso!?

Oh, man no more maconheiro de merda na faculdade. Que delícia,

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cade o pipi feminino?

someone send this to Frota, /ouratorporno/ is involved with PROED.

KEK
AEHOOOO

Pick one

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se aprovado eu volto pra facul

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ATOR ... PORNO

I sometimes wonder how does his stabber feel now that he sees his biggest, most hated enemy still on his feet and getting better. If he isn't ditched in a shallow grave or in solitary confinement, of course.

caraio essa é a filha da maria do rosário? que ninfetinha da porra

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NEW POLLS
>RealTime Big Data: Bolsonaro tem 59% e Haddad, 41% de votos válidos
Pesquisa a pedido da RecordTV entrevistou 5.000 pessoas entre os dias 12 e 13. Rejeição de candidato do PSL recuou 8 pontos e a do petista segue estável
noticias.r7.com/eleicoes-2018/realtime-big-data-bolsonaro-tem-59-e-haddad-41-de-votos-validos-15102018

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>aquele "olhar de mil picas"

Vou ter que bater uma

youtube.com/watch?v=SLb93DdIz-o

[Silêncio Constrangedor]
Ator pornô também...

isso é do ano passado esta no site do ecidadania, precisava de 20 mil apoios mas só teve 325.

molho: www12.senado.leg.br/ecidadania/visualizacaoideia?id=75242

Fuck, this would be great. Days I don't see a zé droguinha smoking weed on university are rare.

if he died what would have happened?

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he is indeed that retard

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This one

he doesn't feel shit, he just wants to stay safe in his cell because if PT gets him he'll be instantly celsodanielized to destroy all evidence

people will look back on the bolsonaro regime and think "yep, now that was a presidente"

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We would have won or just lost.

>Maria do Rosário
>Ex-husband arrested because of drug dealing
>Junkie daughter
>Somehow she thinks she can cagar regra about what can or cannot we do about our kids (see Lei da Palmada).

civil war

Probably a small civil war.

What about this?

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This

*sips PITÚ*

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>O único possível ministro convidado pelo Haddad recusou o convite
AEHUEHUEHEUEHUEHEUHEUEHU

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Brazil would have died with him, or either a massive revolt would happen and the army would intervene

Dudes i'm starting to feel bad for Haddad. I despise his party, his proposals and all, but.... there's so much shit for people to throw at him - why spread fake news?

Yes Bolsonaro is also target of fake news, but he's a master on dealing with smear campaigns after 10 years of public exposure since the kit gay and is immune by now, but Haddad seems so lost and vulnerable before the omnipotence of the Tiozao. I cant help but pitú him.

Império is the best flag from great times

O Leandro Karnal aceitaria

She looks like she does deepthroat. Just imagine brutally face fucking her until she vomits while telling her to keep sucking my fascist dick

nice flag, mav

pls rate

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>Yes Bolsonaro is also target of fake news, but he's a master on dealing with smear campaigns after 10 years of public exposure since the kit gay and is immune by now, but Haddad seems so lost and vulnerable before the omnipotence of the Tiozao. I cant help but pitú him.

I pitú the fool.

Military intervention for sure.

even the ayys are interessed in our elections.

I'll make a bootleg from PORtugal too.

>Bolsonaro's team fear for new murder attempt.
B-Bros, please keep him alive.

oantagonista.com/brasil/campanha-de-bolsonaro-teme-novo-atentado/

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>a country filled with hues

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Não merece ser estuprada

I know you're a shill, but I kind of feel the same way. Guy seems like just a cog in the PT machine, being forced to do whatever is necessary to get more votes.
Meu orgulho não deixaria eu fazer uma coisa dessas (se não for pura cara de pau né, o que é bem possível também).

LEL, I almost feel bad for the guy

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>being this illiterate

ATOR
PORNÔ

ATÔR
PORNÔ

If I was a MAV i'd be like "muh bonoro spreads fake news inpeach". I'm talking about the Haddad person, not the PT scourge pau mandado creator of kit gay

KEK

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>memefilósofo te rejeita
+1 ponto pro andrada

We don't have a Brazilian IB we can use and Jow Forums is an international board, threads and posts must be in English.

>t. monkey who can't speak english

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Mas é claro, os filhos da puta devem estar desesperados. Não tem como ganhar na campanha e a diferença de votos é tão grande que teriam que ter uma cara de pau absurda pra fraudar as urnas.

POOR GUY

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ATOR PORNÔ
ATOR PORNÔ TAMBÈM
ATÔR PORNÔ

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>i dont know english and u should stop speaking it in front of me..
wanna cly?

Obligatory post

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Not a shill. That's exactly what i'm thinking. Like Bolsonaro can't be beaten by smear, but Haddad is facing such a fury I believe he's taking it on his very soul.
Ou ele é um cara de pau mesmo e me enganou

Hopefully he gets the rope!

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estou com medo. dá glub glub

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Make Brazil Venezuela Again

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hmmm
perhaps the pitus need a yellow border

>Threadly reminder of Lula's war plan and how PT is currenlty justifying a communist dictatorship:

independent-studies.com/article/o-plano-de-guerra-de-lula

AND

> NED's influence on Brazilian elections:

independent-studies.com/article/american-influence-on-the-brazilian-elections

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Isn't Pitu like 40% alcohol

Eu gostaria de conversar em tuguês, mas os mods aqui martelam.

Reminds me of my grandfather when commies were invading private lands and turning them into daycares and he ended up chasing them away with a chainsaw when they invaded his lumber mill

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yes, it is.

Yes. Why?

It's a New Era

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40% alcohol 20% water 10% sugar 30% poison

Bolsoland: ZapZap, Jow Forums, hl fo FB, half of twitter
Lulaland: MSM, half of FB, half of twitter